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Dude Gives Woman He Just Met a Card "from the dog"

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0:00 [Music] okay guys I'm going to show you guys a video okay we're going to see what you guys think what you guys think objectively about it okay okay the objective Anthony don't don't have preconceived notions here we go I already have a couple why is there two Siamese women twins conjoined at the hip oh one's a picture I think which one which one's real which one would I'm kidding here we go a guy that I went on two dates with two two dat with who had only ever seen pictures of my dog took it upon himself to look up my address and mail me flowers from my dog on Mother's Day and not only did he sent flowers but the flowers also came with a card so this is

0:50 the card little dog okay dear Mom I think about you every day can't wait to see you and give you lots of cuddles and kisses wants so bad he's stupid number one her baby PS I heard you met this amazing guy who has two dogs and lots of room to play We Should sniff that out sometime I met this man twice we went on two days scary a lot a lot this seen him unappreciative ho he didn't know where I live but he found out and sent me flowers so you guys be careful out there be careful the truth so the man of fear has flipped out about this one what is the girl say I don't know no no that the one that I don't know I'm just I was trying to find the source video it's just some random random ass hoe just a random ass ho this

1:40 he wants to know what the random ass ho saying I don't know all right you want to hear what she says truth that a lot of men already know is that her reaction to his niceness all depends on how much she actually likes him for her to find this creepy and overboard it's because she doesn't like him that much because let's be honest we've heard the same stories from women that absolutely love this type of effort and they fall heads over heels so for men it's very confusing on what he should or shouldn't do what's crossing the boundary what isn't and if in this particular case why is it confusing like for a minut I think it's confusing if you're yeah yeah cuz I think cuz I think if you if you leave a lot of things are confusing if you leave the interaction and you're like oh she's so into me but clearly she's not then you do these flowers things then of

2:31 course you're the creep but it's Jason Mamoa yeah or if you guys hit it off and it's one of those where like 1 hour you guys already felt like you've known each other for years you could do you have way more Rapport and then she would love those flowers but then guys aren't reading it right you need so much Rapport to do that cuz like she found his he found her address yes he did not know where she lived and then he that's that's that's the crazy part is the part that's weird if he if they had a third date and he brought her flowers and a card that probably wouldn't be that crazy from the do see these some of these people are equating that in the manosphere they're going like oh what we can't even get chicks flowers cuz of course she's going to say you're clean or whatever it's like Jesus they're saying you can't go to her house you can't find her house listening to this to this ████ but then are they or is she saying that guys are saying that cuz there she's the one that's saying that

3:21 no she second or the second girl she's the one saying girl saying that people are saying in the comments things so she's trying to clear it up she's trying to back up the guy she's trying to back him yeah it's not worried about the second hoe as you say no the the second girl is just saying that depending on how so the manosphere believes depending on how attractive a man is Will differentiate uh stalker status or not but I don't think it's attractivness I actually she's not saying attractive she says how much they like the person connection there is same thing Jo saying but I don't think I don't think the manosphere that doesn't really count because most people in that manosphere you're talking about don't participate in the dating this was Jason Mamoa and he like you know literally right and he sent the the card and all that stuff the guys from the manosphere are saying she would have been like this is so oh my God my ████ is ████ leaking right

4:11 yeah yeah that I think that's exactly he took the initiative to like find out where I live whereas like if she doesn't like the guy that much it's like he found out where I live yeah that is the problem that but 90 something per of the time even if the guy was attractive it's if there was nothing in the conversation that made this like okay then it's just wrong and Jason m is already on record of not having murdered anyone yeah he has a reputation already yeah that's true and he and he already has a lot to lose so it's like I don't know cuz I saw him in fast in the fast f movie I think he's kind of means he was slitting throats in that movie cuz everything remember that remember that um that movie that Anna Kendrick did about the serial killer oh yeah yes such a good idea that was in makeup said that

5:01 one line and it's like the best line ever and she's like all it comes down to is that one thing is he going to hurt me yeah and that's very true all it matters to women in the world when you're meeting any guy is is this guy going to hurt me and that was based on true story yeah exactly and guys don't have to worry about that and that's true for whe whether something is creepy or not is this person that you just met twice going to hurt you or not this Behavior feels like he's going to hurt her actually Nick the manosphere says that this has happened like twice before so to guys oh so you need ████ my bad my bad my bad sorry not all guys my bad there are some examples brother this is hurt you Behavior yeah for real that's not good because it's too strong too early that's what the issue is if you reject him Behavior exactly yeah that's cuckoo I also think it's a little bit you're supposing a lot like I heard you met this amazing guy like I wouldn't say that you're jerking yourself off I I would say you heard you met a doofus yeah yeah that's funny you know what I

5:51 mean like ████ like that you just don't like don't if it that's too intense too early imagine if you set him off in a negative way bro I feel like that's behavor you doing like the after the six month point after you know this ████ ████ likes you and you know where she ████ live yeah you've been invited yeah you've been invited that's threee anniversary ████ like kind of kind of low key you're kind of right like you guys are slow Burns dud absolutely right it's a long sign it's a good sign that she finds it weird yeah cuz some there are girls that won't think that's weird and then they end up with this like terrible guy they can't get rid of exact you dude it becomes you Dude that ████ scary because that is a thing where like if you're a guy trying to manipulate a girl like big gestures like that is kind of a way guys do that like I've seen it happen to some of my friends where like they're dating some dude and like he just can't stop like hanging around their house or like

6:43 staying outside after let's say he's innocent and just naive though and not like a harmful person right he just innocently searched her house and find out she had a dog sure or he's like bar maybe and he just doesn't know better I'm just saying somehow the one hand it's a good thing that she can see that as a sign for herself on the other hand it's good for him if like she made a Content piece about it and that's like a weird sign too in a regular relationship situation that's true but it's also different when it's two dates like the timing is everything I just think that anybody well again we ████ put our personal life on blasting content so I'm being super hypocritical right now anybody who's taking like a very very uh almost like um very personal experience and then like kind of like throwing that online like this guy did this and just blasting it yeah I I also think that's hella weird yeah you know this day and

7:33 age but if she doesn't give the exact name out she's not trying to smear someone yeah exactly she just talked about it an example of what she went through I I think um I would say that majority of guys they're they probably are not Psychopaths but they come off really ████ wrong because they're so intense about their actions like they can't control how they feel they're like madly in love and infatuated out of off of one date y they want to secure the bag because this girl so ████ hot they don't think they'll ever get another chance again so it's kind of romantic in a way but at the same time they're Jack it's like you're just jacking off like you're having this experience by yourself she's not connecting with you dude a good point oh yeah true so you're going to this date you're thinking we're

8:24 connecting so deep no it's your delusion because you like her so much you want it to be true yeah and then you're acting ████ erratic cuz you can't control yourself it's like you just rolled off top of her and you're you're the only one who came and you're like that was amazing if all he did was met her twice and he's already doing so much that's not based off of anything she likes no like he doesn't he doesn't know her well enough and that means he's just doing it for himself like he thinks that's cool yeah it's not like she thinks that's great obviously she thought it was creepy but that's why people date right you have to go through these things and learn but some guys I would say they'll get bitter a lot of guys don't have many options to date so like so they have to take by force no no what I'm ████ take what's yours so immortality remember what your ancestors did Brother they don't have

9:15 many opportunities to go through these exact like like over and over and over right so like let's say you did this simp ████ in junior high you're supposed to get it out of there exactly that's a high school a lot a lot of guys this ████ doesn't happen till college and then by the time you're in college these women already been through so many days and they're a little there's a they're a lot more emotionally Advanced and they socially Advanced they ████ get it right yeah so the guys having these experiences it's their first ████ time they're madly in love they don't know how to control their feelings they're like I'm trying to be romantic I'm trying to ████ win her but you're coming off as such a ████ weird creep unless this is one of those things where this guy does this it's his thing and it's worked every now and then and so it doesn't matter he's on two dates I don't think I don't know also true he's like a ████ little Barnacle

10:05 dude he's like that he's like that fish that swims with the shark that's always in the photos of National Geographic with the shark just like under always under the fin always over the fin it feels like the kind of person that took this advice from like a pickup artist it doesn't feel real exactly exactly like manufactured and you know but I don't know there's just no humor in or anything like that like yeah or even like even in the manosphere I would expect like like you know a PS on the bottom of the car and he's like he's like I I left the toal in here cuz PS you're leaking that's ████ hilarious like some ████ like that low key that probably would have been better than what he did it would have creeped her out less I know cuz it's just so scary what he did after finding the address is wow well think about your a lot of our friends back in like high school and college right how many digs do they go on oh yeah annually yeah how many

10:56 girlfriends have they had oh ran through them I'm talking about the on that that haven't I know what would have been a better lower move that he could have done to like seal the deal go on a third date go on a third date did they go on dates or did she just meet him in passing she said they went on two dates maybe spent about 4 hours together hours total oh okay and like I guess the first date was cool enough she's like sure second date or she's one of those ████ who's like he can buy me drinks and dinner and I I'll go home I'm going to do it again and again but that you know what be funny if she did the classic girl thing where she's just downplaying it have a oh real good that's your ringtone yeah that's a great ringtone that's a good one that's a really good one I didn't know you could do that on your iPhone we get

11:46 demonetized because of his ring having a good time having a good time you know how like sometimes girls will be like oh I only barely saw him in two days but then like what if she ████ him both times spr yeah that's so funny and she's up in his ear she's like I ████ love you I'll love you forever I'll ████ marry you this is my address this is my address she said it drink sex

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