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Native Americans May Have Originated from China

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0:00 [Music] a scientific journal just published a brand new study showing findings from human fossil genomes that support the conclusion that native americans may have originated from china whoa ████ well that's the that's the theory right they came over the bering strait from russia which is connected to china but then um if it's ancient dna too like the current people in china today which are like han chinese it's different because like there's been multiple waves of migration so they could have originated there and then that could have been the first wave and then the second wave might have came in and then just wiped out the original chinese people too because that's happened to multiple times in um history yeah i think that

0:50 article what they're doing is you know how like anything asian that you say it's chinese yeah so like because originally it's usually koreans that came over because where those indians are from the native americans are from is this area in mongolia where koreans also came from so we're actually the original settlers oh sorry no way no way i just knew that the koreans yeah what was your proof dude we have to we have to see this here i have seen a lot of native american tribes where they bury cabbage in the ground and stuff that's what i'm saying stars all the indian casinos filled with koreans that's true they're just trying to get with their roots yeah and that's true just wanna let you guys know don't don't let them bastardize our culture guys the korean culture yeah a lot of indians doing this indian native americans but and then so so then now like what do

1:41 we do with that info not to say that that's like this but we're like what now now you got that what do you do from there what did people think before i'll tell you what china will do china will try to slowly overtake america but redemption is going to have their premiere there but you know that's what china's doing with like um asia right now theater's just gonna be a theater theater yeah it's just a man theater china um what they did is they justify taking over tibet by saying oh they're chinese they're a part of us oh that's

2:32 what they did that's crazy yeah so then like anything they can do in history to be like oh yeah that's supposed to be our land like ancient china that would suck if they use this holy ████ chinese propaganda dude no the people that did this uh study are not chinese can we figure this out a chinese person no jane nam wrote the article oh she's that's korean name is korean or vietnamese right or vietnamese yeah but pretty much chinese yeah because they'll say cause you know so china's in that aren't they doing that to your country they're slowly taking over your philippines like a one island by lit means people take turns with the philippines it's getting pretty tiresome everyone's kind of yeah that is in philippines is like half mexicans and half whatever was left over in asia mexicans i feel like that's what's happening on his head right now it's like this this hair dude right here

3:22 happy mexican and then what else whatever else is going on yes in the back yeah philippines that's that's complicated the place that's that easily like taken over through the years it's like you know because you have so many islands it's hard to i mean i don't know what it is so many of its own like indigenous people because of the islands too right different languages do so much ████ internal ████ at the same time that you know like pacquiao you're a senator because you play basketball he's arguably not a good politician either i mean like really it's that surprise he's a boxer exactly though but like you know like philippines has had so much internal corruption that that's the best time to strike for anything exterior i heard duarte um cut out a lot of that duterte detect the

4:12 dark tank i thought that his war on drugs which was basically you should anybody kill anyone with drugs you gotta drag ████ you in my head i was like oh that sounds kind of effective but no they said people still ████ deal used like it didn't really do the difference that he says it did oh of course because news flash criminals never believe they're gonna get caught yeah so it doesn't matter what the punishment is also a lot of people that weren't doing drugs at all and they're dealing different they're not sitting still anymore they're kind of just like doing it so yeah so for eight we got six bucks we're here and we go okay yeah it's like one of those things where like you know the people just a lot of innocent people died too because uh the cops could uh indiscriminately shoot people and just be like oh that guy had drugs like i don't like him you know why

5:03 because his daughters are being used so i'm gonna kill him because he's a drug dealer again i wasn't there that's just the ████ news from my family and ████ but yeah what i heard is that uh people that were in real estate like they they enjoy that um political party's reign because they make sure that the corruption was out of it and they're like no one's gonna ████ with my house apparently i don't know this is rumors right you know like we go based off of rumors because we're human beings but then like um when i think about countries that are like ████ up with corruption i'm like sometimes maybe they need a dictator you know you can't just because even like like maybe you know like yeah we don't know what maybe once there's order and structure then the dictator can go yeah like someone's got to establish

5:53 that kind of like everybody's following the rules and then they can have a democracy it's a little bit dicey too because like what country isn't corrupt but there's levels of corruption that are still somewhat beneficial to the country in an illusionary way and then there's some that are just totally tanking the country a solid dictator would be uh nick cannon yeah i was trying to find a way to get him back you know he's really big on branding he's always going to add nick or incredible to his stuff you don't say it i want to see a rap battle go down when they have disputes and ████ you know like a roast battle yeah you know tim de la ghetto's the ████ judge and ████ like damn let's make this country incredible again yeah so cause sometimes the criminal element does help you know like original las vegas total criminal element

6:43 you had 299 399 prime rib dinners yep fire now the corporations took over you have you know 30 99 prime rib dinners and no free parking no free parking no free parking yeah yeah i don't know if this study necessarily is gonna really change anything other than get a bunch of people going fanny true yeah i know someone in china's like dude let's just take america i know i mean they're already kind of in the process they're doing it for the red they're gonna take alaska over first because it's closer but again i mean china china's activity with how much of america they're taking over again can't really be that mad at china because they can't buy nothing that ain't for sale that's true but but you know when i think about native americans and who they might look like the most

7:34 i would say cambodian there's a pageant i would say like who looks the most chippewa like it's cambodian right get a cherokee man or a chumash man you know and then what does he look like the most to you and i'm like maybe a cambodian guy but not the chinese cambodian guy you know what i mean didn't one of you guys say there was like a thing where there was like a mongolian traditional oh yeah i watched a native american next show yeah it was a uh it was like a throat singing collaboration it was a mongolian throat singer and a native american one and then when they stood next to each other i mean i can't even tell which one's asian which one they're know why you guys keep changing this basket you're not wearing makeup though oh okay that's different

8:24 [Laughter] do you agree that koreans are the number one asian in all the planet um in all the planet as opposed to like half the planet or um yeah i mean for me asians there's big three it's the big three no everyone matters it's chinese japanese korean like i mean because but who's number one out of the three clearly korean all right take your case at home at home your guys's home what kind of tvs do you guys have hanging on your walls chinese stevie's you have chinese clearly no one watches tv in your house the tv is broken your tv your tv is this thick it's like this thick you have to scream the triangle turns on half the time that's the thing that supports it just your tv brand oh

9:15 no no also when you wash your clothes you know number one i got a lg washer there you go number one boy group in the world bts number one girl group in the world uh blackpink blackpink is the number most subscribed to uh account on youtube they beat justin bieber you guys do have the best groups by far yeah you're right you're winning the silver continues walter [Laughter] the god yeah uh you know and let's see oh um i don't know korean bbq that is unanimously like that is a great did you miss that when you've moved back to usa have you met anybody that doesn't like korean barbecue you need to kill them yeah you just spit on their face right vegans maybe even if you even if you think of the idea where you're like i gotta cook my own food what you're like no no no it's not even like that yeah

10:05 yeah you know what's crazy is like so i was looking i just went down this rabbit hole like how much each country in asia their population and all that right so korea a third of their population of ethnically koreans are actually outside of korea yeah like us australia canada whatever that's a ton right and then the population in south korea is actually pretty small compared to all the other nations and how much noise they can make for such a small group right yeah because i was like looking at southeast asia and vietnam has like double or more population and i'm like how is that even possible they're probably lazy or something maybe vietnamese pop more kids out i don't know like but it's also called they call it korean diaspora which is they spread everyone out like so like globally there's there's no country in the world where you won't find korean people are really really good at like keeping

10:56 everything in the community and growing like financially because they're like jewish yeah they're really ████ good at that man like dude they're like alcoholic jewish there might be some uh you know some water to your theory dude i think this might be true how do you feel about that bart i thinking you know like uh chappelle he has that one bit right it was like on an airplane and then it was about to go down and then it was him and the other black person was from africa and even though they're not like of the same but he could like my brother right yeah i feel like for koreans if they notice another korean they also have the chinese people it's just like are chinese are you cool over there dude dude kp is real kids also have the like oh i'm korean instant connection dude you know who has that who has a heavy puerto ricans yo oh

11:46 yeah oh puerto ricans but you see the flag it's the deflect you it's one of those like you showed where the flag is you know what i mean like as a as a puerto rican i got it wow it's just one of those things you just have to have and you're just like oh and it has the it's the thing it's the whole situation same thing with dominic is like oh i'm dominic and i go me too yeah yeah you just flipped that you got it you get the puerto rican dominican it's the best conversation it's a wallet dude so it's a cool little conversation starter but yeah it was crazy that they they all beef with each other like in mexicans too because i'm all three puerto rican dominican in mexico so if there's a grand war which one do you side with oh ████ man oh mexico yeah the ultimate i'm not even mexico and i cyber mexico i'm more mexican than puerto ricans my mom's full mexican my dad is

12:36 half puerto rican and culturally with mexican like culturally i was actually raised uh on the puerto rican side my grandmother yeah that's what my family my grandfather's dominican um but heavily on the puerto rican side for sure so you just eat bananas for no reason and ████ the bananas and everything like that is for no reason not even rice just give me a plate of bananas hell yeah yeah we mash them we fry them you know saying bacon yeah yeah [Music]

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