0:00 [Music] we're going to talk about our boy Elon again don't like Elon I love Elon I don't care call me whatever you want I'm a s for Elon I love Elon okay I love I love Elon I'm a simp person I think he loves you too I like I like him too I think he gives terrible speeches I like him presentations are like you could tell he's just a regular dude he's not like an outstanding charismatic guy in that sense but he's charismatic because of it um can I tell you what I like about him sure you have a book report I like him because yes he's human but I feel like he actually really cares about the human race that's what I like about him and he clocks like 5 to 10 hours of Diablo week still dude that part of it makes me laugh so hard watching Elon
0:51 Musk play Diablo 4 or whatever so is he good yeah he does live streams and ████ and he'll be like answering random like ████ Tesla shareholder questions on live people get like leaked news via his while his kids like on his ████ lap trying ands yeah he's just a regular ass dude regular dude that's dope man a regular not regular dude can I tell you why I like him yes please he let Joe Rogan shoot a bow at his a car so so that was cool people who hate non cybertruck out there you're just ████ wrong they're pretty they're pretty cool sick you can't park them anywhere but they're pretty cool yeah you can't park them anywhere I don't think they're going to fit in my cheap house garage do you are you still going to get one no I just got my thing it says you could go redeem yours now uh why not I don't know maybe it's cuz his truck is already big yeah dude his truck yeah wait you had a pre-order right I I put 100 bucks to get
1:42 the pre-order and they say it's my turn to go get one but I'm like I don't know anymore how much are they now H how much are they now I don't even know they used to be like 40 Grand right or that was the promise no no that no that was the Baseline bottom model but knowing bar he's going to get the tri motor th000 mile range the tri motor the part that hurts my feelings is the one of my favorite marketing points was that it was supposed to be a three-seater in the front and they ended up changing it from the one that they told me if it was a three-seater you'd buy it on the spot I would really consider it cuz that's what my favorite thing about it was it was like a truck SUV like it had the capacity of a SUV capability of a truck I thought that was super cool he loves Gio sitting in the middle oh yeah yeah just like one leg in between the stick ship just like Angel Jolene 60 seconds talking about that moment's hot super hot hot even though she was appropriating braids or some ████ but whatever I watch she could appropriate
2:32 whatever the ████ she wants so back to Elon apparently he's had some unusual relationships with women at Space X that's what I hear allegedly he had sex with a former intern and an employee he didn't do nothing even asked a third woman to have his babies so is that it you guys never joked with a chi sounds like it's it's like a a question though he's not like forcing her right how do you say it like like in the workplace like how do you say it how would Elon say it how do I personally say that yeah yeah it's like you're just joking with friends yeah you want have my babies I'll put a baby that Joe can get away with it I would love to have a baby with you Jo with dudes right now I would like my kids to look like you very I say I would say ma'am would you care to put your fertility to the
3:23 test that's very that's a very Ry way as long as it's not the r word I'm like man those chicks probably got J that by lesser dudes whoa you know what I'm saying that's how Bart wood say that's a flaming hot he's like look check this out what I'm proposing is not the r word not the r word but I'm guessing You' been jizz at by Lester dud that's that's demigod it's funny if you if you get impregnated by a billionaire that's demigod come well I don't know how creepy that question is if most of the answers are yes from a lot of women out there in the world yeah is it creepy if it's highly desirable that's what I'm saying yeah and nobody saying creepy but more when Nick Canon does it it's ████ cool he's having he's having a he's having a meet and greet for his 12 kids apparently I love that story don't don't he's going to give him a chance on
4:15 on all the holidays mus had a sexual relationship with a former SpaceX intern who he later hired onto his executive team so she worked way sexual relationship with a second employee and a third woman alleged that mus asked her several times to have his children she refused he then he then denied her a raise and complained about her performance ████ hilarious during Co everyone's it's your it's their company they can do whatever the ████ they want that same people who are b███████ about this so how do you how do you feel about that guys I think he doesn't plan to stay on this planet much longer so he's like ████ he's like I just need to impregnate as much as possible go to Mars he has been specifically talking about po wanting to help that so I mean like personally he he might be from a scientific he has like five kids or six
5:07 kids but if he could ████ a lot of girls it's like why not in the process that's like the that's like that's like the ultimate thing right so far the story is about women who had willful sexual relations with him and then one who rebuffed him and then got punished for it at work right that's out so the two out of three to me the first two shouldn't even be talked about the how do you prove the correlation that after you rejected his ADV or idea to have a baby that how do you prove that your work quality didn't drop on its own like you could also simultaneously suck at your job while ref I think if anything even though I love my boy Elon the first two are included because then the work environment shows that this guy who's in charge is capable of like you know creating relationships with the
5:58 women that he hires so I think they yeah he's not exactly a pioneer of that idea do you think that's how he gets that's how he starts talking to these girls like cuz initially they're not having youever seen a real estate office I mean is isn't your chick a dancer your chick's a dancer my chick's an actress uhhuh we all we all ████ where we eat cuz that's probably his opening line like hey you want to repopulate this Earth with me yeah and then this chick was like we're not going to do that I don't know any work where the coworkers aren't ████ hooking up it's just yeah look at Kaiser Permanente I think it the dynamic changes when it's the owner of the business everyone know the dynamic changes because the owner of the business is like doing it cuz he's owning all of them do you
6:51 think someone at Kaiser is watching this they're eating something that their sandwiches fell out of their mouth cuz like how does he know 100% we're ████ everybody everybody's ████ everybody and then the one that isn't is like what really well no one's ████ me tra everyone's ████ each other at Traer Joe you think so I that's every everyone was ████ everyone was ████ when I worked at ████ Verizon and there was like six of us at Inn out everyone's getting Inn out at in and out guys yeah in 2021 five former SpaceX employes said there was a culture of sexual harassment in the company one of those women described multiple instances of being groped a 2022 story a flight attendant on musk's private jet said he exposed himself and offered a buyer a horse in exchange for an erotic massage oh ████ A Nuru Massage that's a good
7:42 deal I ████ give him a hot massage for a horse that's pretty sick dude you know the cost of maintaining a horse is not worth it he's not going to pay for the St I have to Google it first that's true cuz I have a barn St buying a horse is cheaper than maintaining the horse yeah but you don't have to maintain it you just get the horse you have a good story for the rest of your life all you did was M offered something cool like that before you get the horse you feed it carrots and potatoes for like a couple days until you resell the horse if Elon mus asked wholesale what would Elon mus have to offer you to give him a erotic sexual massage for me to give him an erotic massage well am I naked too I don't know that's up to you cuz like if he's like give me a Nuru Massage I want both of us to be oiled up you got to ████ slip and slide like a slug on my body slug dude that's that's that's different yeah but like a a
8:33 traditional hand job no a traditional hand job he's had that he doesn't care I'm talking about what the offer was a massage uncomfortable yeah what would he have he wants you to ████ Lube up and use your body as a tool for you to really consider it what would he have to offer shave your whole body too what's your price okay is his face down or does he going to is he going to be there's no rules he just says once once the gates are open it's that's it but no but no ████ no ████ no ████ and sucking he said he probably won't put it in no ████ and sucking he said he probably won't he wants you rubbing on him while he talks about how AI is going to be bad one day what's your price do and and you can't change it and then we'll give you more details on why it's on why on why you're gay
9:23 now don't make you regret it this is a trap dude partner ship at Tesla partnership just a couple stocks right Joe but then he's going to then he's going to grope you that's a smart move dude you don't care how many shares you're a shareholder he's like all you want to do is be a shareholder here's fractional shares and this video is brought to you by Weeble that's legits suawa space for me this price is space you want to go to space that's it mass in space what if he goes I can make it feel like you're in space I could take you to the Moon it sounds more legit cuz it's him I'd be like he probably does know he goes I swear the gbot will feel like it oh there you go there you go dude I'll do 1% of Tesla ████ yeah 1%
10:16 to give him a Nuru Massage I'll give him anything for 1% do anything dude how you do the Nuru Massage about laughing the whole time it's so funny if you laugh it's de confident I'm not going to laugh and you got to hit a 720 you got to hit a 720 spin start it you're going to lube yourself up if I to do a 720 spin I might laugh you have to you have to stay like this which bread do you butter first you butter him first okay and then you rub him up he's got bigger mess and he's got to go belly down because if he goes belly up I'm slipping off okay all right okay you haven't thought about this I think about this every day you got a running start dude you don't even know how to do this right and we're trying to get Tesla for it a ████ room Mass's life look at up dude speak for yourself I've given what's a new room massage like the idea of it already you
11:08 just get butt naked and you just like move around on top it sounds like tantric sex yeah yeah it's like um SLI people just yeah up and Lube it's like dry humping right honestly the funniest thing in the world it makes me laugh dude if I'm just dry straight face doing it is really funny dude we should watch a Nuru Massage I'm trying to get us to say Nuru Massage at least 20 times in this video the funniest part is that the process includes the first thing you have to do is you have to cover the bed with like the black sheet everywhere dude have to buy ████ a swimming pool of L just a moment Elon I'm just going to get ready it's a lot of setup with no payoff I don't even know what a new room massage is man I like Anthony Googled new massage I think we got to figure out it is like a comic relief massage though it
11:59 like most people know about it because it's funny I think we got it figured out this is the acting part hold on we got to get past the acting part how' you spell it I'm curious oh oh yeah all you got to do is we have to get an inflatable like bed thing so you like blow it like a pool thing easy on the clean up yeah and then you get a a bunch of jelly that is in a bucket a lot of lube you got a Lube like crazy that's what we were saying how funny it is it you got to oil them up first you got to Oil Well if if you're recording then you got to oil yourself up sexually too oh that's it's a slip and slide there you go see it's a human slip and slide it's weird with a chick doing this on a guy though let me see it's a it's a human sliping slide it is that's a nural massage grinding as his butt should we look up a gay one
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