0:05 what's up [Music] you guys steal a semi truck worth 280 000 I've always wanted just the truck yeah the truck itself is like six figures like that very expensive trailer just 280 Grand some of them got bunk beds in the back yeah that's sweet you could sleep in it and this guy doesn't even have a generator what do you do what do you do if it's reported missing and you want to get away from the cops and you want to get away from them yeah you want to keep it away oh because you stole it gotcha oh I know you hire one of those sidewalk chalk uh painters right you know they can make you look like whoa It's the top of a building but it's only just like Hollywood Boulevard but you all have to look at it from one angle that's highly elaborate you paint the semi truck into like a brick
0:56 building oh that is really goddamn good brochures Criminal Mind Criminal Mind oh wait but the cops are gonna go ████ you painted no not wind chills yeah you're painted like a bush Okay yeah windchill still exist oh yeah baby damn I love windshields they got hot sandwiches now oh the wind chill is kind of fire bro you're like no I love winchells that was my favorite one until the cambodians came and destroyed it you gotta go at 3am Cambodia Donuts are good though they're so ████ good they mastered it rightfully they took it over there's documentaries about cambodians and donuts dude yup my friends I would park it at the runaway truck ramp like right on the where the dirt's really high that's really good you can't see over it yeah and nobody goes and checks those things they don't does it got a low Jacks it does not have a low Jack okay so I'll I'll park it behind some trees
1:47 and I'll leave it there until the cops get busy with other things close a hiker always finds it though in those situations really no so the guy are we already done being creative about it go for it no that's cool what would you do I was just wondering how long it would take to like repaint the whole thing but I was like damn that'll take me like a month that is a really stupid idea you watch too much you play too much GTA you talk you know it's coming he was gonna paint it into a Winchell's and a bush he gave me compliments you came up with a grand I was just taking the prompt seriously I wanted to know what I was going to do with this truck turned into Optimus Prime actually unfortunately Anthony was right that is exactly what happened what do you do repaint the whole thing dude he ████ paid and sprayed it
2:38 the thing was this thing was pink and he painted it orange that's too close of a color pink is the new orange he should have made it black or something no he he decided to he's like they won't know if I if I how good of a job did he do wow he did a pretty good job that's kind of smart actually like it looks I mean part of it's still pink oh they didn't do that good of a job God damn it why would you get an orange I mean at the end of the day you're not gonna be looking for an orange Chuck but you can see the pink right but that's the thing if you see pink you're like wait a minute yeah it's like there's still remnants of yeah every day you see a pink Peterbilt that's true the heck is that what it's called that's one of the brands I didn't know that those things were 280 Grand right um he decided to paint it um and he stoled it parked it by a hotel in the background of a parking lot cool and then
3:28 um people thought that like a guy out in broad daylight spray painting a semi truck in the parking lot of a hotel was kind of a suspicious thing and so they called the cops on us dude isn't it funny how like every day you'll be driving on the roads and there'll be like a Lambo or something nice that's like 80 100 000 but these things are everywhere and they're like twice three times the amount of money they don't even know we're not impressed we're just like you can't fit it in a garage yeah I mean the idea that like if you look at things of monetary value I wish criminals alley-ooped themselves better like you probably got a homie that has a paint shop right before you steal it schedule it with them hey I'm gonna be breathing in a semi truck tomorrow clear your schedule because I need I need that thing painted in like four hours I don't trust criminals to be on time and then that way you just bring
4:18 it in bam painted you'll come out you know versus spraying in the back of a hotel it is we a weird place to spray paint something like if I was just yeah I'll go to a gas station and then maybe people like okay maybe he's working on his car in some way or go to the truck wash or like the race station or something but what do you think is this guy's intentions he's gonna like paint it and sell it yeah I feel like this guy just stole it and was like all right what's next you know like because maybe he's gonna steal cargo oh yeah so he could pull up to the bed he could pull up to the ████ port and go I'm here to do some load it up Luke yeah and you're like wait what what are you pick picking up one of those containers and he just drives off with it and then he just opens it and goes oh I got a lot of baby carts today dude you know what's crazy that reminds me of a story that my uncle told me about in the 80s my uncle had like a van like mine where it looked
5:10 like a crazy like an 18 van like an 18 rocker band and he went to pick up my mom at the airport and he got in line with all these other vans that were waiting because that was like the van to drive back then and then he didn't realize that um this like rock concert was in town and a bunch of artists were arriving and those vans that he was in line with were the Vans to take artists to the venue and then he got stuck in there and then they tried to get in yeah I think it's like white snake or some kind of really popular band just got in his van and they were like all right we gotta go we gotta go and so he was like all right and didn't pick up my mom and he took them to the concert that's so funny and then they liked him so much they hired him to like transport for the rest of the concert season and your mom the opportunity of a lifetime it was just by chance you're not going to
6:01 believe I don't know I think it was somebody like somebody yeah that's ████ cool yeah like some popular band but he was just like uh okay all right what a cool ████ story yeah then my mom was just like where is she yeah she's at the kind of worth it though yeah like she's probably on the pay phone too yeah did he leave yet yo ████ was so difficult back to if you weren't on ████ time people start panicking don't be like what the ████ is this guy's dead it just reminds me of like if you're just in a place and you just act like that's where you're meant to be people don't really know like they just they just keep going yeah that's crazy um so these these when they were caught by the way they were still in the process of spray painting and they were they were carefully taping it off and like doing a pretty good job actually so
6:52 that's why I respect that's why you still see pink is because they were they're not done uh they're like we didn't get to finish that part they had a GPS um but it was disabled and chucked it in the woods so nearby though so they kind of knew it still nearby this guy this guy has to kind of know a lot about trucks because you those are not normal to drive like oh you were me you were moves you got in it we would go we would know how to drive some of them have printers in the dash you know that and it prints out like weather reports and stuff I used to read books about weird ████ as a kid so I knew a lot about semi trucks dude you're a truck guy you explained why you knew that with a bunch of different ████ huh there's still I think they're like damn it diesel preemptive dude that's the funny thing you just did what in the same breath you Justified why you knew
7:43 something like you went yeah they just had printers I used to read a lot of weird ████ as a kid that's why I know that yeah so don't make fun of me that's what you need to do I also get him I also got sent the time out a lot you know like go to the back of the class and in the back of the class they have all those books so when you start reading these ████ books and ████ so I know about ████ like what's that blind chick Helen Keller that blind yeah I forgot a lot of good jokes no she's blind and deaf right yeah I was like that's a hard life yeah that's what you learned that was every bit about her and then and then and I learned about the fat baseball player Yogi Babe Ruth oh oh yeah I read a lot about these things this is what I should do yeah
8:34 that's your that's how that's the antidote it encounters him yeah it counts me you guys it's all ████ Cloud Anthony too ████ scumbag I never make fun of Anthony I try to support him and he turns his back on me this is why I don't go to YouTube because you're a ████ when Anthony fumbles the ball we're everyone Dives on it not just me it's your fault dude because you say something really funny that we all have to laugh at okay I've never seen Anthony fumble anymore he ████ dropping them all over the field dude nice killer the idea of saying something is justifying like don't make fun of me all right I know that because of this I was a weird kid you know right after right after college when we were like um going through like a hard ass like economic downturn like I couldn't find a job or
9:24 anything like that right one of the things I'm thinking about doing was be a truck driver dude that's a great decision actually my dad was a truck driver because it was like oh really yeah like for like I thought that's what they sounded but he drove an audio truck no after a while he kind of was like he couldn't get work so then he just started truck driving how the heck is like that not be able to get work he did every legendary film in a row I don't know you gotta ask him bro holy ████ maybe he was a jerk bring it to Dad dude maybe he was a jerk maybe he was difficult to work so some people might say I don't know more great do you think he's sitting there and some new directors tell him some ████ and he's like yeah I think I'll be okay I did Indiana Jones thanks you know what Loki I wouldn't put it fast I wouldn't put a pasta I think my dad's
10:14 a ████ rookie ass right at the same time I bet he was ████ pain in the ass sometimes he's just like an old Taiwanese dad and I'm like dude shut up it's so funny to say that I did Indiana Jones wouldn't you um I did Raiders okay yeah this is going to be way harder than that Spielberg film I did every year for the past decade um oh I'm sorry I did Tron thanks though he's always like he's like [Music]
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