0:00 have you seen a Frozen ride yes it's nasty it's crazy Frozen rats but mine's fresh and it's ████ um it's it's cage free yeah organic and it's local it's New York raised local [Music] this was mentioned yesterday but we pulled up a nice little article on it today there is a rat problem in New York City who's talking let me see them they're ████ big ████ all these ████ rats right we don't take no rats they just get stitches yeah unfortunately we're actually talking about rodents rodents uh the actual rat which rodents let me see lioness I'll smash them so literally New York is now looking and
0:52 seeking a Hands-On leader in the anti-rodden fight which is uh being dubbed the rat SAR if you haven't done this this is like now they're starting to do this wait rats are like a Russian leader yeah like a Russian the official job title is quote director of rodent mitigation it was like a dub the rats are and the salary range is anywhere from 120 to 170 000. they should caught on the ████ Master Splinter I would take a smaller deal but like pay me per rat I get rid of I would want a pretty commission that might be 10 cents because you're like there's about a million rats in the city you know what I would do then I would keep secretly breeding the rats and then I keep killing them but I can't use my cousin with a different last name than me breeding them Rat Factory yep that's the Peter Piper what's gonna happen when Peter gets a hold of this ████ and they're like you are not killing no rats
1:43 it's a New York staple yeah do you think Peter's allowed to get involved with when it's like a um what's called like ████ I don't think they care no it's an animal and I think Peter animals are more important than humans have you ever seen that there was this like episode of Hoarders or some ████ where the dude kept like hundreds of rats in his house as pets and then so they had like an animal control people come and get all the rats out of his house and he straight up told him he because he was like emotional he's like no my rats they straight up said don't worry we're not killing him we're just gonna move them to a different home ████ hundreds of rats are gonna be adopted come on and they really lied to him they put him in an incinerator yeah they're gonna ████ burden them that's too many rats yeah I think there's there's no humane way to get rid of rats yes there is there's one way
2:33 at the reptile Farm is that where the Mushroom King places too no you go to the rep have you ever been to the reptile store I've been a reptile zoo someone uh some lady brought in a turtle and they just took it like I just found a turtle in a pond and brought it oh let's take it in dude they think they'll take because they're gonna feed that ████ ball constrictor with the red ear slider that's why so you think they're gonna have room over a million rats is that how many rats that are that are that is the problem a million don't they say there's more I don't even count a million like all right one let them go two million it's food it's the food for the reptile like that's what I'm saying it's like you don't want to poison it's like it's free food you know but it takes money to transport two million rats maybe we don't transport them maybe we just take the reptiles and put them in the New York City that's a good idea and they just have a snake infestation that's tight I like that I'm down drop
3:24 them in Australia while the snakes are off Africa oh yeah you know you know that's how they ████ up all the uh ecosystems around the world yeah so like in Hawaii they introduced uh Mongoose thinking that it'll help the rat problem out oh but what they ████ up on was the Mongoose or nocturnal and then the rats are like so that they they're up at different times of the day they're trading shifts yeah I've always wondered why there's so many of them just like they they're invasive yeah I heard the whole like wild hog problem started with just four pigs oh wow in Hawaii or just here here they're like there's four pigs and then they're like well we I forgot what it was but they're like we can't afford them so we'll just let them go and they'll probably just die they didn't know they were gonna like breed with the wild hogs and they all became wild and that's how we got like this giant infestation dang it's crazy it's
4:15 like it's weird like it depends on the pet you know like when you uh some pets are okay to see them die and Slaughter and then some animals it's inhumane to see them die in Slaughter like who picks the pet okay what's the difference between a pig and a dog right one's cute it's whatever the white lady likes more yeah and she's like spiders no we're gonna ████ call the ████ exterminator we're gonna fumigate this house but then it is a cute little mouse um the hog ones on YouTube I can sit there for hours you know when they catch all the hogs again hog traps and then you watch Charlotte's Web and if a pig dies like it's the end of the world what's a hog trap oh my God I mean I know what the ████ it is by definition but like what yeah what does it look it's a big gate that they have like it's like a big circle gate and then they have like these automatic feeders where
5:05 the Hogs come and they get used to like oh there's always food here every day so then the groups get bigger and bigger and bigger and one day when it's like when they're all eating the gates just go boom and it closes then you see that see that you see the human nature kick in when you're scrambling for your life they like hit running each other yeah they go for dessert berserk because they're really smart they get careful at first like the first time they put the Trap up the first pig to go is super like reluctant you see that ████ yeah and then the other pigs the other Hogs don't even follow they're like hey is it cool is it cool is it chill that's why they got to keep doing it for so long right there yeah it's a long time hey but what a way to get a bunch of free pigs right hey but rat traps hella easy you guys seen rat trap videos I've seen the water bucket ones and
5:55 stuff yeah it's a water bucket they'll put like a uh like a bucket and then they'll have like uh they'll put a rod across it that the rat would have to cross the rod to get the food but the rod spins like a lumberjack log and the rat Falls the next one Falls and they just never learn it's like mxc and then the bucket's just full of 100 rats and they're just dead we used to have a big rat problem his Wipeout yeah it's white bumps dude Ninja Warrior yeah the rat traps that were like all the sticky ones the sticky paper oh yeah and then in the morning you wake up there's like all these rats just stuck to it or at night like um when we first started doing we were doing the rat traps with the cheese right and you would hear smack smack and then and then my parents were like oh but then like you wake up and then there's a smashed rat with gut sometimes and she's like I don't want to do it that way so then they started getting
6:46 the sticky stuff but the sticky one I think only when the rats are small because we had it problems with rats the big ones that just run right through it the small ones were like everything sticks to it oh ████ oh oh man I don't know I never got grossed out of rats though but I did have a pet rat I didn't know they could be a pet until someone brought one for show and tell and then she was just like holding the rat and I was like that's so ████ dope and then so I used to have a hamster and I'm like I don't want a ████ hamster no I want a rap and then so we got one and it was just like this big and it grew to be like this big wow some of them are kind of cute and they're just chill yeah
7:36 how would you ████ annihilate 2 million rats in New York City flight thrower that's I mean I already told you my business plan is collect them go to reptile businesses and just be like yo but they won't oh you wish you wouldn't give it to them you're not selling it but they probably sell for snakes they freeze it sell it you wouldn't be able to sell it in a market where they know there's a million rats loose well you spread them out over like look for all the reptile reptile places like spread them out you know because you because they're buying the rats yeah they're buying have you seen a frozen radius it's nasty it's crazy Frozen rats yeah you go to reptile my kid's all about it but mine's fresh and it's ████ um it's it's cage-free yeah organic you know what I mean like mine is fresh it was cage-free no no ████ GMO that s███'s just and it's local it's New York raised local nothing but the best yeah and then what
8:27 you're getting right now is you're getting these Lab Rats you're getting these rats that are in cages like it's unethical I catch them from the wild yeah they live good happy lives eating cheese pizza ████ hot dogs and ████ falafels yeah they're eating bagels this is Slurpees it's just bringing like a hundred thousand cats and just let them loose in in New York yeah you have a cat problem yeah now we got a camera but people love cats when they walk them down the street they don't nobody does that with rats and then after the cats do its job then we bring in what like dogs 50 000 coyotes there's tons of coyotes well they went after that probably Lions 30 bears and then what then what back to humans I don't know ████ put there you go problem solved pen Hunters 10 Hunters these numbers are hey but when you go to
9:18 Hawaii though and they got all those like uh Jungle Cats that's just cool that's what I'm saying what's a jungle cat yeah they just have a bunch of like wild cats but they're all like they're not all ████ up like city cats you know the city cats got like patches missing yeah what are the size though no they're like City cats have access to drugs jungle cats look like pretty house cats dude I don't know how they do it but their fur is all pristine and they're wild yeah they get loose they're just pet cats that got loose but they just live in the ████ jungles and ████ really yeah in Hawaii huh I'm saying if a cat is something that a lot of people walk down the street oh cats take out the phones like King ████ and they are natural Predators rats it makes more sense that's true they're not really they don't really like bite through your drywall or like leave ████ all over the place so just keep the area nice when I was in Morocco there's a
10:09 s███████ of cats around and somebody said that's why there are a lot of cats because the rats to take care of any other pets but I don't know if that's true this it makes sense people don't people hella run away from cats yeah you know what I mean but that's I mean naturally though that's how cats evolve with humans is when um you know they just visit they just live on the farm taking care of all the rats there's a lot of cats at Disneyland if you guys know that oh really Disney cats I've never seen a cat Disney have you inside Disneyland to catch the rats to catch all the rats they have a paid they have an Instagram page like the cats at Disneyland wow I didn't know that I rarely see cats in Disneyland I assume a lot of California Adventure dude just chilling bro I had a rap problem I was living in Glendora because we're close to them no in your brand new house yeah because what happened was a lot of the rats come out from the mountains so I had this whole section
11:00 remember like during covid like um people got like freezers and ████ and like like you stock up on all kinds of supplies so I had all these supplies in the corner of my garage because oh ████ like you only could have like two two steaks per family like all that like rationing stuff so I had stuffed in the corner and I didn't realize oh ████ rats like food so but it's like canned food though you know so you're like oh this is good but then I think they all those they can still smell it and then when I was moving and as I as I was moving stuff around I would see like the back of my toilet paper all nibbled through I had three like REI camping chairs oh they ate through some of the mesh and The netting like they just if they go through something they don't like find the smartest way they'll just they can just chew through everything they'll just choose that's like those crazy ancient torch techniques and stuff where they put like strap on that end up in
11:50 your stomach and then they like burn one in so the rat has to they'll just go right through the uh Fast and Furious right there [Music] flame that ████ was and they heat it up yeah they're um I don't know if they still have this thing but I remember there was this service that you could pay for and um if you pay this amount of money it was supposed to be a prank thing but I think they stopped doing it you could pay money a guy will send to the address of your choice a box with like hundreds of roaches in it what and then when the person opens it the roaches just all come out Ryan it's like illegal now but like it was a gray area thing where it's like a war with someone for that can you imagine that ████ though you just have a roach infestation no I'm good dude we're catching hands for that bro that's ████ up dude they should just do that
12:40 with rats just package them up oh God gotcha who eats roaches like is it like iguanas and ████ Chinese yep Chinese people to the house [Music]
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