0:00 thank you [Music] all right who here likes the movie Shawshank Redemption I love it I've never watched it it was a Shaw Shank Redemption wait is that the jail one yeah don't don't hurt me okay do you know what happens is about jail right no it's like jail rights and ████ he's taking his hint it's a musical he's like it's about Redemption I thought it was about jail like the jail was all corrupt and ████ up right and then like they're like they're feeding the garbage in here outside of them I'm gonna watch it yeah you should watch it you should watch outside of those themes I'll give you a very very high level just for the sake of this conversation ultimately a guy goes to jail and then he and Morgan Freeman try to escape all right okay um so oh I didn't know it was that one wrote it down prisoners in real life
0:52 kind of have a very Shawshank Redemption like breakout huh all right let me show you this let me show you this photo oh ████ whoa whoa straight up hole hey for real made a hole in the ████ brick wall that's so cool honestly that's cool but according to him he said that people that try to break out of jail or laughed at like lame-o well this kind of happened well he speaks for everyone in prison what do you do you like Splash vinegar at the wall and make it soft or something apparently they used an adapted toothbrush in some way so whether they like chiseled it down or whatever and we're just kind of like every day just yup dude in Shawshank or is it Escape from Alcatraz they do a similar thing and then they take like
1:42 what they um what they mined out of the wall for the day and they walk in the prison yard and they put holes in their pockets and then just like Drop It On The Ground yeah yeah so in Shawshank again spoiler alert they're they're literally taking a ████ they had to cut out of like this mini pick-ass hammer type thing that was in the Bible and stuff so he'd hide his little hammer in this Bible and they take it and every night he would just ████ hack a little bit at a time especially if it was rainy or anything like that right and then you could have a movie poster or some chick from like back in the days and they would just cover that hole so anytime you like were to visit that prison cell you would just see a move post you wouldn't see the whole bag that's why they don't let people have posters they said anytime there would be excess Rock and stuff you take that put in his pocket and as he's walking around midday we just drop it out of the side of his pants taking a walk right she's taking a walk it's really really cool you got to see it spoiler alert all that good stuff really cool now so these two prisoners they use an adapted toothbrush
2:32 so they use a toothbrush and some sort of metal object that like work together and they found a design weakness and exploited that in the construction something that had to do with the rebars shout out rebar guys right there right there there's yeah exploit a construction design weakness in the prison to access untied rebars between the walls and use those to further their escape wow after that these two guys named Garza Nemo then scaled a high prison wall and were able to escape isn't that ████ sick they got out really sick because yeah because it's more than just a hole they would have to keep going there's like other stuff however no they farted and they got hurt they farted no that's a good guess one more do you want one more yes yeah one more please just one more try one more tell you what the cameras are I actually know this one
3:23 it was like they're trying to pass by the guards and then they went and then they're like who's that that's not me that's you oh ████ you know I honestly can't go past guards dude [Laughter] so these two guys managed to actually escape the jail but of course this game short-lived because they decide to stop for pancakes and are identified by fellas they went to like IHOP right they went to IHOP I mean if you're wearing those striped jumpsuit stuff or the bright orange one they couldn't wait because it's like Oh Brother Where Art Thou yeah you didn't hear about this one ball and chain wow what happened why oh no because because when we do host
4:13 duties I figure we all know about everything yeah we're always seeing each other's random yeah wait so they stopped by to bypass they had money to buy pancakes like that they're gonna die in a ditch they probably got money in their booty hole yeah probably that's amazing just like a Shawshank spoiler alert you know I mean you don't just Escape you escape with a couple of things that you may have acquired over time in order to figure out how to maintain your like escaped I almost want him to get away I could see how the Temptation would be too high though dude you've been in jail so long and then you see pain and you're like pancake and then like that's what everyone says the food sucks and they always dream of food do you think they're just gonna die in ditch I'm sure they have money you know like people in jail have money randomly yeah you gotta get to where it's safe first and then you can eat wait someone recognized them in the restaurant apparently in some way but maybe not that them specifically but maybe it was what they were wearing or
5:03 maybe you know just that's IHOP that's closest to that Institute they're just covered in dirt and mud and they look like there was a nurse yeah yeah they have barbed wire tattooed on there it just straight up says like the facility that they're coming from you know yeah and then they're like how did you know it was so cool black and white stripes man the waitress was like I can like DuckTales burglars or maybe the waitresses like my husband's in jail I know that jail yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean you never know conjugal far away man the two men were spotted by members of the public at the IHOP on the early hours of Tuesday morning so I mean this is where the cops in the IHOP and they're like looking around and then they hear a fart and then that gives them away that's that's probably what it is that's probably what happened people in the diner don't usually fart you need
5:54 you're farting already are you nervous why are you farting boy you're drinking milk are you nerves there's always that same trucker talking to mod yeah always sexually harassing her hopefully yeah hopefully watch come on back tonight would be ████ them all might finally get in give me give me mod just give up just go on a date with me once I've watched that in like so many different movies so many yeah yeah and she's so Snappy she says something about like I'd rather get eaten by a gator live would you like another refill on coffee and she just one every day stop it Tommy Tommy and like what is this guy's route that he's there every day like these truckers yeah it's like shouldn't you never see these people ever again is that why I deliver locally
6:46 I drove 18 wheeler locally it's a big shipment 18 wheeler locally we mostly just make noise in business Parks we don't really do but we get paid to make a lot of noise so keep a noise a smoke where was this what what area was this in jail in uh this is in uh Shawshank Ohio no no I'm just kidding this is actually in a place uh in Virginia uh Newport News jail Annex in Virginia dude they were so close yeah prison officials discovered that John Garza age 37 and Arlene Nimo age 40. if we want them to get away I kind of do yeah you're so close it's like and then we find out they're ████ crazy murderers I know it's just Primal though because it's a good store yeah yeah maybe that IHOP is
7:38 a plant so that you can get oh yeah it's like the juiciest actually like FBI operators yeah dude [Laughter] finally works You overcooked my eggs again federal funds boy you cut into the pancake and there's a ████ microphone in there have you seen in a in better call assault Gus ring has a house that has a fake family as a cover oh really well I gotta see that there's us was my face villain like the way that was why he got so much ████ screen time You Better Call Saul the way he was the guy that speaks Spanish yeah oh he was so good yeah he's the Chicken Guy yeah you're screaming cocaine there right but
8:29 I thought all the bad guys spoke Spanish he was the guy with cancer who had a wife right no that's the main character I think no oh he was the guy who says hey ████ yeah he was yeah that's right it was the guy with the kid that has cerebral palsy yeah no he was the kid it was the kid oh yeah so the reason you like Shawshank is that it's not just about the Escape it's about the plan after the Escape is very very good oh like they're gonna fulfill one of his lifelong dreams or something it's like this how they their plan kind of stopped at a point but in Shawshank it's beyond and it's very very clever yeah okay it's a good movie it's one of the best movies ever made it's ████ good it's my father-in-law's favorite movie I don't know Peter Jackson in New Zealand uh the the ████ kid from Breaking Bad
9:21 [Laughter] uh horror ████ oh tons yeah and it's in the same universe as it did because of that oh Frank Darabont did yeah go who did um Walking Dead as well you did the first season yeah he was the showrunner and they booted his ass so they could make more money off of it it's a really good movie that first season was very good so very good which one Walking Dead Walking Dead yeah that yeah it got really bad what happened Frank darma got oh it was making it was a hit killer killer killer hit right and then they were supposed to pay him a certain amount if he was on the show for a certain amount of time at what time around when do you think they kicked him
10:11 out um I think he didn't last till season two really okay because I liked it up until the point where like the governor came he was sick and they built him up sick and they just ████ it all up after that I agree with you they built him up real good he was a great villain I would have wanted I wanted to see a war go and then like I just stopped watching Once they killed Glenn I was pretty much done with the show anyway yeah did you start watching the Mexican Walking Dead the California Walking Dead I gave up I just love that world so I gave it a chance um but it's like the same format I think they got used to a certain format so did you just bring it up like that just to tell me not to watch it
11:01 the best post-apocalyptic show of all time is Last Man on Earth yes 100 that's why I thought you know was off that's why I thought you would get it because I said it was a Shawshank Redemption to be in this video you didn't even ████ get it I know we're talking about it I've never seen that she's never watched it either last man on it it's such a good show it's a good show but it's a it's a TV sitcom where I think you have to watch from the beginning it's not something where you can watch one so Will Forte is with like you know the chick from madman like the the wife the hot chick the blonde Hendrix big busty chick Christina Hendricks no January Jones oh thank you Junior James Earl Jones you know Will Will Forte is the last man on earth right he gets with January Jones was like a Survivor and she's like my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption and he's never seen it so he's like me too he's like it was a show [Laughter]
11:51 that's a great joke such a good joke yeah but he just tried to like get ████ and he's a total loser he's a loser it's so ████ funny oh my God [Music]
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