0:00 [Music] welcome to a very special edition of just kiding news it's just kiding news uncloseted today's feature is Bart hello and we are talking about the time that Bart got expelled from school and we're going to go deep we're not going to really do bits this started really well and uh yeah so let's let's hear about it Bart so yeah this whole series um I feel like a lot of you guys get like bits and pieces of who we are what our upbringing was like through little stories that you guys put together so I thought it' be really really cool to share um in more detail and more depth of the actual moments that shaped who we are as a person so for mine the first one was uh the first time I ever got expelled and it was in first grade from
0:53 seros elementary uh by Mrs Darby and before I say what I did I'm going just tell you that this teacher passed her teeth around in class what exactly what do you mean like she had Dentures or she put she pulled like one tooth out for people to study like look at that so I guess she got her wisdom I think she got her wisdom teeth pulled out and then so she had it in like one of these cases with like a little styrofoam bedding and then it was passed around in class and then so I think like me being the kid that I was I was like oh so this is what school is so I how old were you uh six okay so I think like for me um when I first got expelled that's when I realized that my normal isn't society's normal and that that was like a pretty big like wakeup call cuz I felt like you know like when you when
1:44 you're like I don't know if you guys try to fit in as when you're when you're a kid but I remember like I would see all the kids and then it just seemed like everyone was getting like a high five on their way out of class every single day the teacher would see them and then they'd be happy and then every single day when I left class I was I was was already sitting outside with my own desk or I had my own corner or they were calling my parents and I always just felt like damn like I'm ████ 6 years old and I can't live life right you guys ever have that feeling yeah what made you what made you isolated from the other kids I don't know if like cuz these days have all these crazy labels right like ADHD ████ autism or whatever I think I probably had ADHD at extreme level and I think I was very disruptive and I was probably impulsive and I I would like to make jokes and have a good time and so I think I was always the nuisance to
2:34 whatever the teacher lessons were so in first grade it wasn't something where I like stabbed someone or anything like that it was more so I think just an accumulation of violations that go this guy's too Troublesome for um for this school and so I end up getting kicked out in first grade and so that was like the beginning of many other expulsions throughout the rest of many other wait that first big one first grade you were kicked out that means uh you had to go to a different school yeah do you do you remember why did your mom tell you why you no it's just an accumulation of things oh it's like too much so one of the first ones I remember like just even it was a public school too that's pretty hardcore it's hard to get kicked out of public schools so the first one that I remember getting like a real talk was um I remember for open house my mom comes in and then she was like wait how come
3:25 you're in like the ESL class with all these other Chinese kids he's like he speaks perfect English and he goes he does he goes this guy only speaks Chinese at school and then wait I did the same ████ yeah so they're like spoke Chinese in school so like they made me take a test right then and there on open house and I was like answering all the questions right and I could speak back to the teacher and she's like what the ████ get your ass back in the regular school what the ████ felt like it was like um I don't know I just feel like I just made choices that weren't necessarily illegal but it was deemed illegal every single ████ time you're just find loopholes all dude I I got got put into ESL on my first first grade or second grade yeah cuz I just felt like speaking Japanese that day and I didn't want to speak English and I understood what people were saying but I wanted to respond in Japanese so the first day of class they put me in ESL they thought I
4:15 couldn't understand English that's why I cuz like I felt like if felt more cozy they were trying to help you guys what would uh what would go through your mind when the teacher would say like don't do this like cuz you would end up doing the thing was the problem it was never she'll be like don't don't do this I'm like okay I won't do that but then I'll do this like that's just as bad and I'm like what I literally did not do this I did this now okay okay yeah he do you see do you see that in Tao though cuz I see that ████ he's a he boy you would not have the sense to like make Parallels for like rules that someone told you no I just couldn't understand like he doesn't make sense of that now that's I had that thought yeah so um so yeah I got kicked out the first time in in um first grade I ended up going to
5:06 this private school across the street so I went I got kicked out stos Elementary I went to a private Christian School across the street called Concordia Lutheran and that's was my first like introduction into like what a Christian private school was like I lasted there from 2 to third grade and in third grade that's when I actually did something so um you guys remember like during Christmas time they'll have like the like if you're part of like some Christian School they always have like oh Jes Nativity Play and stuff yeah the Nativity Play yeah yeah like Jesus in the stable the three wise men whatever so we're doing this artwork where you're supposed to tear the colors of stuff and put it on this like piece of paper and me being my ocds I didn't want to like tear and have rough edges so I would crease all my construction paper pieces so everything's you lick it you rip it that's legit everything was perfect
5:56 edges and the teacher was like no scissors Mrs clink BG would say that no scissors you have to rip it so I was like okay well I have OCD I want everything to look ████ crisp and clean and then so I made that I turned it in and then she looks at it and she goes I said no scissors I was I did not use scissors and she was like all right everyone's dismissed For Recess except for Bart you have to redo it and I remember what the out of all the ████ things I've ever done I was Furious I was like I've never I this I was extremely honest this was when like last week when I pretended to have a tummy ache or when I pretended to have a bloody nose cuz if the class got too boring I would like literally like scratch my nose and it be bleeding she's all like this habitual ████ Troublemaker that's good effort and I'm like and I have like a bloody nose I have to go to nurse's office I was like this time I'm ████ honest and I really cared and she kept me in so I was
6:46 inside the classroom by myself and I was looking at the stack of construction papers and I could have just redid it but I think I was just so pissed that I got this turquoise uh crayon from my imaginary arch nemesis in my class from his desk and then I wrote ████ you Mrs clink andberg on the carpet and then when on carpet and when she comes in she goes who did that you could spell ████ and then I was like he did the kid's name was Matthew oh you framed him damn you I was like Matthew did I was like look at the colors cuz it was a turquoise on the carpet like I was just over here using scissors that was a me I never do that so obviously uh I was the only person in there during recess so had to have a principal's meeting with my with my mom and then I ended up getting kicked out and that was like the first like uh
7:36 official like violation where it was like what is it called like a ████ rude language or whatever they call those words I don't know so remembering all this ████ and then like ta kind of going through the same stuff getting kicked out all this stuff like was it like oh ████ it's happening again yeah but then like two it's like it's like genetic so got kicked out of school the first time well he only had one time but the first time he got kicked out like I always like kind of like time travel into what happened with me and I'm like okay I got my ass ████ beat and then like all privileges taken away and I was like so that doesn't obviously doesn't work and then I remember being alone by myself cuz I think the the biggest thing the biggest Revelation is me going my normal is not everyone else's normal and
8:26 if you've ever felt like that it's a very depressive State like you feel like almost suicidal I remember actually probably should have made this one of the moments but when I was eight I decided to commit suicide I Didn't Do It spoiler spoiler alert so I remember going like my normal is not everyone else's normal I don't belong in this world I shouldn't cuz I'm just literally a nuisance to everyone so me like going back into how lonely and I felt during that time I'm like anything that's like scolding trying to be a parent or whatever with taica is going to be the wrong approach so I remember uh when he was sitting on his bed he's like I sad and he goes he's like I'm not meant to be a good boy I'm like ████ that's I remember feeling I remember feeling that I sat next to him and I was like hey you know uh Papa got expelled from school too and then he was like what you did and I was like yeah four times yeah you
9:17 should have said two I now his standard I like two two more to go but the real truth is actually eight I know yeah I was like he scaled it down I was like four times actually and and he was like really and I think the fact that I was able to kind of relate with him it it it turned out the way that I wanted to where as a kid I never really felt like my parents had my back it just felt like the teachers were against me and then parents were just someone else that was against you versus there was no one that was going to get my back to help me navigate through the system so I wanted to get his back and go hey there's someone here to help you navigate this system so yes what you did was ████ up but I'm here for you and if push comes to shove and we have to homeschool you choose other options we're always going
10:07 to support you and make sure you turn out like a decent human being so like when we had when I when we had our talk with taica like I tried to approach it in a complete different way which is kind of cool that um I was able to experience it cuz I think for Gio she was like no one in my family ever got expelled and my son gets expelled what the ████ what do I do Bart I know ████ your fault you're ████ when when when you were getting uh expelled like what was the situation like in the office when you had that meeting was it like a thing where they didn't know if they were going to expel you yet and they want to hear what you have to say about what you did or they do they already know you're out oh they already know so they don't even give you a shot no trial it's like yeah it's like one of those you sit down and you can just feel what's about to happen and then it feels like you're going through this formality so what happened and then you already feel like it doesn't matter what the
10:58 ████ I say I'm out that's that's probably also cuz you've been sent to like the principal's office like multiple times already that's very correct did you think about going out guns W like ████ you miss whatever no cuz I was actually sad it was like um cuz I already got kicked out of one school right and then so when it happens again it kind of reconfirms that you're normal is not everyone else is normal and you're a piece of ████ and I actually really liked our principal like he was the guy that would walk around everyone's classroom and he was so likable and I actually started to make friends again because it's hard to make friends every single year so I had new friends and I'm like ████ I have to ████ leave again ████ Yeahs before going into questions about the depth of like what this actually did to you as a person moving forward yeah what were the reasons for your other two explosions so after that I went to Whitman Elementary he remembers all of them I do cuz that
11:49 schools are a big thing I I became like a product of the school system I really understood I almost got expelled that I didn't I end up going to uh Carmenita High Junior High I didn't get expelled I almost I've been to the superintendent's office many times and oh the next school I got kicked out was Ser high school so um what was your question again how how how did you get kicked out why oh that one was uh I I ran away from home so you know when you run away from home your your uh that week is almost like spring bacon Cancun for white people oh yeah exactly ████ it oh yeah so I was like okay run frame this my week like extra wild out we found this abandoned we found this abandoned house and I forgot we're going to I think we're going to meet up to go to a rave or something and then while we're back there waiting for
12:39 like the older homies to come pick us up my friend pulled out a bunch of uh bottle rockets so we're shooting at each other in the backyard and then they called the cops cuz they thought it was gunshots and then the cops uh raided the place we all got in handcuffs put on our knees and stuff and then throwing police cars and then because I had a knife on me they're like well this was during school hours so if if this is during school hours you would have had this on campus and I'm like if I was on campus I would not have it on that's like treny law right wild and so they ended up kicking me out that's weird weird yeah but it's also probably just another stack of ████ so they're just like how can we fangle this thing to make this work in our favor break the C so that one I ended up getting kicked out I went to um Mark Keel High School the same one that Joe went to but I never met him there I was all right a all right
13:30 student but it wasn't like on track to what what like a good Asian boy was supposed to be so I end up going to military school the one that Jason chenny went to Army Navy Academy over there I got caught selling drugs and then I got kicked out that's ████ cool so that one I got that one you bought yourself oh you went to Keele first and then the Navy Academy or whatever so I went to I went to Mark Keele I went to Army and Navy Academy got kicked out went back to marle is this one of those is this one of actually honest question did you ever look at this and think to yourself like the system failed you like schooling education teachers or like your parents failed you I think when you're that young you can't think that deeply but recently I've been watching this brand new show called pey blinders whoa It's about time bro
14:21 there's this scene I don't know if you remember but I related to him so ████ hard have all you guys watched peky blinders I have not I have not oh it's okay you guys are missing out on one of the Joe Rogan recently posted on Instagram it's still too new it's okay so there's a character it's so good named Arthur and I relate to him hella hard he goes like this he goes there's good in my heart but these are the hands of the devil and that's how I that's the line you relate to the most I was like I was like dude I'm a ████ good ass person like when my homies can't get boba I always spot them you know they can't afford F I get them F if if we need to go like if someone jumps them we always jump them back like I'm like like I'm just selling drugs to get the money to buy them Bubba and all this cool stuff and we have barbecues and kickbacks and stuff and you know like I'm not stingy with my e or none of that
15:12 ████ I'm like like I'm I'm I'm a good person you're a good dude but I keep running into everything that I choose as normal gets me ████ up like what the ████ going on so I H to relate to that line when Arthur said that but that's that's what it felt like it felt like how come I like how come my other friend like my my parents kids my parents friend's kids how come they go like this and they're like oh full right to Stanford you know and I go like this and it's like I'm like what the ████ I'm just doing my own ████ right to so getting to military school did that do anything cuz you know we the meme is that behaviorally they they fix you up and ████ like that it's honestly if you're a good kid it's the best place and if you're a bad kid it's the worst place because the military school is
16:04 like it's like jail cuz you you live there right so no one is from it's in car Carl's bad no one is from even San Diego County that goes there people are from Russia from ████ La Montana Wherever the ████ Jason CH is straight up from Taiwan so you have all these kids um in their teens in one place and are they the f██████ of their region basically either f██████ or the most Stellar people of the region okay so you have people where they're like kids of billionaires that send their kids there or you have people that are like me I kicked out of like 10 schools and then now you go there and then now it's like jail where everyone wants to one up each other because yeah you have the daytime life where there's teachers and stuff but it's really ran by the kids nighttime so the minute it's like 6:00
16:54 p.m. and the the um teachers and faculty go home like we know all the ways that the teachers call each other on the phones we people can pick locks if we need to go into people's rooms and jump the ████ out of them it's like it's literally like like you know how jail is like politics like the white gangs black gangs Asian gangs same ████ like all the all the people they click up this full ████ with this guy you go over there and you jump them and or you have you know this race has this drug that race has that drug and then um at 500 a.m. when they play revly whatever everyone wakes up and it's like nothing happened and everyone is back in a uh military outfit and like I would go holy ████ y'all don't even know that like cuz I would see teachers like suck this guy's dick like oh this guy's going to be our next Superstar he's such a valid Victorian I'm like that ████ is one of the biggest like weed dealers on this campus and ████ did a code
17:44 red last night on Santiago dude exactly and I was like you guys think he's your ████ next Mark Zuckerberg and this fo's the biggest weed dealer on this campus that's maybe that's why he's their plug and he's like yo not only does he get the good grades but he gets the good weed it could be but it was it was crazy it was crazy to experience ████ like that and even I'm like then that guy knows how to play the game and then on so once you have people that are from like the highest level of society like billionaires kids and the scumbags it's like it was it was just crazy so so outside of like the clear now like probably one of the most priceless things that you got out of your f██████ was being able to relate with taica in a way that your parents never could with you pre- taica what do you feel like that led to in terms of the creation of Bart the
18:34 man um it felt like I dug myself into a hole for 18 years and now I have to dig myself back out which is why in another episode where I talk about how JK starting JK was one of the bit most important moments in my life um it was so hard to make that decision because I felt like it felt like you know you you dug yourself all the way down here and I feel like I need to go back up so I have to finish college CU I didn't do that right I have to do this cuz I didn't do that right so where whereas like a lot of our peers like Tim ke jumbo everyone are like dude our ████ Channel makes hell of money let's do that but for me I'm like no no that's I think that's still my normal isn't other people's normal and I need to fix my ████ cuz I'm such a ████ up like I'm literally like
19:24 um how my parents bring me up in front of their friends I'm like like like I've had my uncle tell my mom when you come visit Taiwan don't bring your kid around my kid I don't want him to contaminate him damn Probably sounds nicer in Chinese yeah yeah so I'm like I I'm like well ████ let me fix my ████ so I can come around family so I don't contaminate people yeah do you do you uh I I know it's a tough thing but do you do you blame your parents for some of that stuff like obviously behaviorally you were acting out a lot and maybe their level of discipline was wasn't what you needed at the time that's a good question um I don't think I do because I've made peace with it now but they they definitely were like a contributing factor cuz I don't think they ever understood who I was so when I
20:15 brought up to my mom and my dad like I want to start a Comedy Company and then they're like what I'm like haven't you couldn't you tell that I liked giggling ever since I was a kid like I could tell Tao like he likes to ████ around MH you know and I'm like if you had even just opened your eyes one bit you could see what he's about and maybe help nurture could have encouraged it versus trying to fit like a circle into a ████ or square into a circle whatever whatever the say is keep doing this in the butt I just keep getting like fit into this thing that that's exactly not who I am and then which made me end up lashing out which also made me feel like Arthur where I'm like I feel like I have good on my heart and I have devil hands cuz during that time I was hanging out out with people with devil heart and devil hands like I have friends that want to shoot cops they're like I can't wait to
21:05 get a shoot out with the cop that' be ████ sick and I'm like I don't even want to do that put my hand it will yeah damn all right well that's this is episode one we're going to be continuing this conversation uh and using uh this to sell ads how to get one in
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