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Boomers Are Angry That 'Gay' Ryan Seacrest is Hosting Their Favorite Show

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0:00 blade I watch blade that's one of ta's favorite movies you show ta blade love it's 6 years old you show blade going to play a vid want to get you your reaction old people right now are not happy really they're not happy are old people ever happy though not really they should be the happiest well this is it Ryan what do you think impressive path Ryan's getting ready to take the wheel no I know the contestants are going to love you no meeting the players and getting to know the audience at home it's such a part of people's lives people love this show he still looks good huh I think he's going to be a good host I think so too R's a good host oh wait that's not even the original P ja oh wait what good P

0:51 ja this fall on Wheel of Fortune dude Vanna White still looks really good too that's Vanna White she's still around she's still a naughty little hottie still flipping the fu letters flipping them and like it's nothing cuz the other dude's getting old it looks like well he quit yeah he quit he probably wants to be done he quit he's doneo dude how long could you do that job he's like I'm bored put a gun in your mouth apparently apparently like 60 years 60 years I don't know if it was that long he's been doing it for 30 I that's all he knew how to do he's always on TV no he's legit he probably made his pension 40 they had 42 Seasons with Pat s Jack this will be the first without got him so that's 40 you ever hear him get my favorite thing to do is when I when someone guesses a stupid letter and he goes let's see if there's any L's on the board you can hear it yeah he's like

1:43 oh look no L's I wonder who went to school here yeah old people are not CEST guys by the way I I found out they probably think he's gay or something cuz Ryan's like that's what they that's one of the comments is like you know boomers are angry that gay Ryan secr is hosting their favorite show I feel like he's a good host dog I'm like a lowkey like huge American Idol fan so I ████ with Ryan SE I do too I like Ryan's Roses you guys know Ryan's Roses yeah Ryan's Roses I remember that on radio is is he like the best competition host though of our time Ryan secis bro he's the default for anything he's the most saturated host yeah like he's the one that everyone uh like like in TV tries to get he's the first guy they call Hammer Mario and like Nicholas Cage he picks up and he says yes absolutely Nicholas Cage

2:34 just sit there like when is it my turn yeah so isn't he going downhill Nicholas Cage oh he been bro since the '90s he's doing direct since he got famous he went downhill well cuz of overhead don't get too much overhead dude hey I seen this hype I seen this hype about this new movie called long legs have you heard about this long legs it's it's supposed to be this new horror movie that's gotten like crazy reviews and Nicholas Cage he plays a seral killer in it and there's all this hype about how like people are like getting so scared from this it's like the best movie since Silence of the Lambs it's got like 10 out of 10 over everything are you ████ with me no for real and then Nicholas Cage is like the main guy look up long legs right now it actually looks ████ creepy can we all watch it together watch it can we all watch it together but they say it's like super shocking I think this this month it's on Netflix or just no it's going to be in theaters wow not not even an October release huh relasing right now the one that he got ton of hype with him being

3:26 himself is good yeah that was funny that was funny that was funny which one that one Ghost Rider Ghost Rider fire ghost rider dude you do it good in the C there's a scene where he's like the rider coming oh they're rid I ████ love Nicholas Cage dude I'll fight some thought he was cool I thought Yo Face Off one of the best one of the greatest movies also I like Snake Eyes yeah The Rock The Rock how about the guns movie The we oh yeah wargs or wargs oh war doogs no no no that's not that's not H Art of War it's not Art of War um Lord of War Lord of War Lord that was good dude show ta of the rock dude oh sick move's love shot you got to show him the mmy here's long legs oh

4:19 [Music] yeah this is recent it's going to come on it's coming out next week it's j we got turn the bright the light it's coming out next week dude is it scary being a lady FBI agent hell yeah yeah take a nice long look Peta was left with the bodies sign with one [Applause] word oh ████ those look kind SC but where's Nicholas Cage yeah where's Nick Cage I don't know D that's him he's he's supposed to be the C killer supposed to be really ████ up

5:09 really I just keep seeing it everywhere but where is he I don't know dude he probably going to be at the end yeah they don't want to give up to se killer just yet want you to I like how all of us like where's nich's cage where you said he was in this seeing I am the killer hey Nick you're not doing too well so can we cover you up are you I know you're not afraid of a little bit of Dart that's him I think is it because you are the dark I don't know if I want to see this anymore I'll Fu around and see this sounds scary this ████ seems scary I watch horror movies all day watch Nick Cage movies so I'm like oh I'll probably watch it they scared me hello they're not showing up where are they cage on them hey wind talker I'm

6:01 I'm somewh of a serial killer wind talker Nicholas Cage wind talker he's deaf oh yeah wind Winder is M Gibson I don't know probably I think I think you're right actually I think the one with Nick Cage and Lethal Weapon for oh yeah it says Nick Cage is in this but they didn't show in the ████ Che the trailer how you going to have a star right there he is how you going to have a star superstar but that means it's probably a crazy reveal you know what I mean this might be his Joker role you know what he Ledger like yeah he has a crazy role you're like well I've never seen him like this that might be his Joker role but it does seem like movies are back though you know what I mean I love thank God are making a lot of crazy movies I like the movie theater experience I just hate the sound though like supposed to be so creepy scary with popcorn butter popcorn I can't I don't watch horror movies me

6:51 neither I love them I watch them all day I remember we saw I like psychological thrillers me too because uh I just don't like Shockers and like like slashers but I feel like I like I like to be ████ in the mind where it's like oh my God is this real can this really happen to meia with alucino no and Robin Williams no is that good it's no one is it like all guys that can't go to sleep one of his earlier movies just it's like about aop can't go to sleep it's about a Cop who yeah he can't go to sleep he can't fall asleep because he he's like got got a case in like Alaska where like it's always out so he can't get used to it and he's like really bad at his job cuz he can't get any sleep yeah exactly he's like ████ up everything he ████ up in a big way and then the movie's about that and it's ████ sick you ever seen 30 Days of Night just remind me of

7:42 Alaska the one with the vampires yeah no I haven't seen it in Alaska I don't I don't really do vampire movies I'm not a fan of Vamp you see John car's vampires no that's cuz you don't do vampire movies I think my dad worked on that movie Blade I watch blade that's one of ta's favorite movies you show ta blade love 6 years old show blade I show I showed him when he was like three or four holy ████ and then he loves that movie so much his mom was like hey you can't be watching blade that much come on we blow like blade yeah yeah when the when the blood I heard that I heard that he's supposed to be coming back to do blade again yeah yeah yeah not Wesley yeah I thought so n no they got Mar Ali I like the music they play and when it's gold time makes you want to kill

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