0:00 [Music] welcome back to an amazing and uh very superficial episode of careful boys we're going to find out where our limits are for what we will do for money sorry subid $2,000 you just said and you can't get away from this you said for 2,000 bucks you are willing to trim the pubes of any man on this planet that's a lot that's a lie but it's 5 grand I would take five grand oh you price went you said five grand if you has a boner no no if he has a boner he has to get out my sight cuz I wouldn't get out my sight get out your sight so he just puts like a cover on your eyes no like completely get out of where I'm at what if he's straight and he doesn't like you he just needs a all what if he's soft but he kind of gets hard not even because he likes you or anything but like he was
0:50 thinking of something else like you can start to see it pulsating as you start trimming like it's starting to fill up with fluids and it's starting to which is normal because in order to shave it all the way you got to like pick up the head and stuff in fact it's probably more efficient that it's hard so that you don't have any accidental cuts no what I would do there will be a that's a good point there be a there'll be a freak I'll build a little guide where it says if you go any if your ding-ding goes any higher than this level you get Poke w a needle so it's going to be like you can't control it you get po with a needle like you never went and got a massage and you're not even turned on by the person but because you're just like laying in bed it just gets hard yeah that's biology not a massage no really the hands need CL the question is not you're not going to do it the
1:40 question the question is how much you have to do it yeah five grand five grand your with the boner all right no no boner no I said with the boner oh with with the boner probably 10 nobody's going to pay you 10 then then no one's going to do it then you're only worth like 4,500 that's still a lot of money how much to do it on like life stream ooh uh probably 100K because 100K come on be realistic dude 100 stream no gloves and it's your dad making it worse oh shoot wow this sucks yeah how much money why does anyone want their balls faded faded it's up fade oh you want it faded 150,000 of course they're going to sub real question then so you're going
2:31 rate right now for a fade where you go to their house to cut it how much does that cost it's 100 all right if they lived in another state over it's going to be a th th000 okay a thousand go to another state another state what if you're already on the way to Las Vegas 100 you're going to be there anyway I'm going to be there anyways so I have funds to be there I have a place to be okay what's the most anybody has ever paid you for a single airc single haircut would be around uh honestly probably just like 200 okay was it like a really good cut or what was it did no it was like a last minute good of course all my cuts are good I'm just saying it was like super last minute he needed to go on something the next day oh oh so it took you away from what you're doing yeah and I had to go to the
3:22 hotel and then had to valet Lube him up what about in the situation where somebody's in a huge hurry they're like I got to get a haircut but I also need to take a bath can we combine the two and just like can I sit here and scrub while you fade it up how much yeah that's two grand two grand they're naked in front of me yeah but but it's the mature kind of naked not the cheaper than you shaving his nuts but what about what about if you were a part of a squad and you know how like the squad always have like the squad Barber yeah like what would you what would that cost nothing gay nothing gay so saying is how much does Quest get their haircut for so you travel with them on tour like a tour and you're cutting everybody's hair inclusive tour Barber it'll be it will be it be a flat rate oh flat rate
4:14 be flat rate what's the flat for a three-month tour how much you want to get paid it would have to be two grand every month that's not a flat rate that's a wait two grand that's pretty good deal two grand two grand every month but you can get a cut anytime you want that's dude that's a lowballing yourself cuz like most people get what like once a week oh okay I guess if it's with the squad cut your hair real nice the first day all I got to do is touch up the next that's true it's how often do people typically get their haircut once a week once a week okay so then how many people on the crew so that's four times how many people are on the crew that's how many times he's doing it a month yep wait 2,000 okay now now now now now you got to trim the squad's balls and the have boners and is twice a week and we all want to get with you oh and you have to listen to probably the whole
5:07 tour I out bow of the hor tour Anthony how much would it cost for you to have a dance to give a dance private lesson to a girl naked that not naked okay but you know that this girl has romantic feelings for you oh my normal R professional what if what if N Get It has to be alone and it has to be tantric sty that's worth Nina getting pissed at you for doing it why would she get pissed at me if I don't do anything I'm just getting money because you're giving her hope no I'm giving nah half the paycheck okay but it's a new style of dance called Nuru [Laughter] dance and you have to get naked have to cross the line underwear yeah and you both are in the Nuru Massage liquid okay
5:59 so we're in our underwear and I could be strictly professional well dude you got to touch and it's a tantric it's it's a partner dance you see Nuru Massage I'll have to show her what it is so she then then I'll set up show the Japanese one cuz the cuz the PornHub one was so wrong oh is it is it this it's just that's their thing it's like you just all you do is that got you but you don't actually have sex you just wait what ████ if they're having sex you're not supposed to show the American one go ahead Anthony Mass with your bodies yeah yeah she gets it I would uh number one I set up a surveillance feed so that Nina can watch so that she has Peace of Mind knowing that we didn't go past this experience and she would enjoy mhm I give her 100% of the funds because
6:50 that's still good for my household and I charge at least 12 Grand wow 12 Grand do you think Nina would be completely okay with that I think she gets 100% of the money and she's sees I don't go past any certain act L but what if she wants you to go past after watching like you guys are scheming someone together yes okay how much would it cost if let's say we go back in time to when uh kjas is competing against Quest and I go through the back of your rehearsal and I go Anthony how much to just teach us a piece to use against you to don't to backstab beat us anyway well you don't know that yet you don't know that at this point you still think you're going to win which routine do you think you're going to win at this point we never thought we were going to win it doesn't work I did but like if how much would that be which routine you
7:40 pick whatever looks good on me man to use against us yeah like if we're like we can't think of anything dude we just need some help dude I it'll probably be it it'll probably be relative to something that I could explain to the guys okay not about I would charge cuz I think I'm that valuable okay it would be probably like $100,000 because that's the prize money yeah how much how much to teach it to me and I get to say I thought of it price so we're in cahoots same price nobody else finds out nobody in the crew finds out they think I thought of it and it's a new routine it's not like my old routine that they obviously knew was so he's a ghost dancer yeah they somehow think I had the ████ geniusness to just I don't think you're going to win with it so probably good deal okay even cheaper like 5,000 if it's like your idea nobody else finds out about it
8:30 5,000 probably like like 15 grand all right well how long is the routine though Grand but I still don't think you're going to win with it it's beside the point I just want to do your Coro oh I love you man how much if a dude was to say hey can you film me just posing in my room and jerking it I need security what if he is security he's like don't worry I got you I am also I'm I'm the talent and I'm security yeah sure so he's like hey I want to do a photo shoot but I got this new leopard thong that I'm going to wear and when he puts it on both of his balls hang through the side outside how long is the shoot is it it's Union shoot so it can't
9:21 go more he's a contortionist so he puts his ankle on the back of his head but he's not attracted to you no yeah he's not attracted to you yeah he just want you to do this music video but that's what you have to look at how many hours that's real eight hours eight hours smack smack it could go it could I don't have to edit this ████ he said it can go a lot shorter if he's just nailing every shot yeah the one take wonders yeah yeah no we cap it at 8 hours CPP at 8 hours yeah and but you got to shoot and edit it I have to shoot and edit sh and edit shoot and edit yeah and he's asking for like you he's got a lot of imperfections that you need to zoom in oh and ████ Photoshop like what are we capping the editing too like how many revisions um he said however you do it the first time I'm cool with it yeah so like I do really s█████ Ed but it's
10:11 going to go it's going to go up in public so your name's going to be like lionard production your your lard but it's going to win an AVN award though for sure yeah AV your name is on it minimum how much for the work minimum minimum like 850,000 850,000 where did you get that number he don't even like you my name is on it my ████ name is on well you're going to be an Aven Award winner so nearly a million's what's a leas him out the ████ that's what they're they're only going to remember me for that can you imagine if you saw a video of some guy in putting his leg by his head you're like that was 850,000 to shoot that ████ yeah yeah but then my low goes on
11:01 afterwards lying hard damn hours it's like a 3 minute long video yeah that's too crazy dude 850 yeah 850 fully change your life's exactly that way I don't have to do another video I just ████ got paid to have Quest grou compete against us with my choreography okay fine you want me to give you like a realistic number can my name not be on it okay let's hle no name no name just going to do the service no name just the service just your last name and then write Jiu-Jitsu afterwards yeah with that specific logo that would be a good advertisement for that especially with his with his ankle behind us next to how much would it be with no name no name no name video8 hours plus the editing yep real price profit like like no other how about this no name and it's
11:51 not even it's it's probably not going to be seen by many people cuz he's not famous it's not going to go anywhere but real price real price real price like minimum 35,000 40,000 holy ████ that's a lot dude all right what if he was like I guess a guy like this would be pretty rich what if he's like all right I want you to get a super high de like camera so I could slow-mo this scene and then what he does is like while he has his two head ankles by the back of his head right he loads up and he goes like this and he opens his butthole buttons and he shoots diarrhea up against a bowling pin and he wants that okay he wants to knock over the buling pin with his diarrhea oh that that's that's just free yeah yeah he's like I couldn't get
12:43 the slow-mo guys to do it so I got get someone no so and he requests a macro lens and do a closeup of it so you have to be like right there oh my God what do you mean you don't have to be I'm on like a 200 mm lens real real question let's say let's say there's a Hawaiian Elementary School we're doing we're doing a charity fundraiser uh Joe can you please provide us with would you be willing to donate 500 June be drinks for this charity thing oh easy I already donated a couple hundred for this University you'll do 500 500's not crazy you'll do a thousand for the kids what if all the kids hate you yeah the kids hate you they're all talking ████ they're like you jab and they call you a w and they call you a w Fu ripoff oh dude I think when was going where's
13:35 B the best way to make them love me is give them a ji POG what that works to in this day and age POG when they drink one they'll go you ain't so bad you gave me a free drink kids are easy to bribe why do you think they go around in Vans and ask them if they want candy where's Bar would you do five th000 drinks for a charity event ████ no dude that's a lot that is a lot they're not even going to drink it all yeah who's going to drink it's going to go to waste all how much would you charge for boba time if they were like show us your secret we want to be like you and be our consultant ooh Boba consultant $5,000 for a day that's very reasonable yeah because I don't think
14:26 people can execute it you can take all the advice you want but people ████ suck wow that's that's pry good you know why because I believe that there's humans are inherently lazy and forgetful so you could tell them all the information okay but like are they going to actually do it all right how about this then how about there's a new YouTube channel and they need help starting up they think it'd be a great idea to pay Joe to appear as a regular for the first year they want to recreate everything akk news is that sounds even better yeah but how many hours does he have to work that sounds it's almost identical to this okay so twice a month 4 days a month yeah yeah and I get paid good yeah well the least amount that you would for sure accept and it's even better because you don't have to worry about your employees right stupid dude you make me
15:17 want to ████ quit JK that's easy you you're these are all situations for everyone else where it's like oh that's hard you're you're giving me great deals yeah where's my great deal so what's your what's your pitch how much do you want for that for to do that how much a month that sounds just fun I'll do it for free really now how much how much would it cost to get you to chat on our Discord I already do that en join our patreon but like but like you're shooting you're shooting basically the same thing just kiding news with a bunch of like gen Z little kids that like hate Japanese it's all Chinese anti Japanese podcast yeah and they're just like Japanese they're like that's such a ████ take that's that's going to be so fun ████ I'm just going to be fighting with them all day that is true dude he can't get this guy I like dude give me the ████ ████ times let's go oh my God
16:09 all right how much would it cost for you to cosign a historian that is getting everything wrong about feudal Japan he's like cuz I'm going to be like you I got a ████ oh my God yeah let's say he writes a book right and it's all about feudal Japan all wrong and you look at it you're like oh ████ it's wrong but he's like hey I want to pay you to do the forward and be the first page you know when you open a book and it's like iawa love this book blah blah how much does that cost and you're not allowed to to correct anything or tell him it's wrong and his dad's a piano teacher who's present in his life okay damn ████ this guy what's the cost on that this is what I going do I'm going to need about 100 Grand oh do it oh with
17:00 receipts oh and then this is what I'm going to do I'm going to write a book countering his book oh you're going to be a YF BuzzFeed guy yes wow I'm going to take the money I'm going to use the money to make my own book M I'm going to make more money about how I endorse his book but he paid me to make that book and then I had to do it because like he had me by the balls that's what the book's about and 100K dang all right cat cheapap hooker 100K I'm reasonable see I'm a good businessman cuz I'm actually giving prices that people will pay K how much to just give a dude head same bro [Laughter] what bro what why $1 million hundred billion why everyone's based on their talents
17:51 highest you give me the easiest ████ and then you get people their talents you're so stupid dude K's telling is ████ all right K seriously seriously least my money you have to take to change your name to K it's already it already is my middle name yeah my middle name is a t already how much did you change your name to canant tran canant tran nothing I don't care you can change my name to that I don't care a man I want your real one give me like a real one dude how much how much would it cost for if someone who didn't like JK was paying you to delete our footage oh o paying me and like I hate those Fu got to violate all of our friendships dude like act like got to be a lot of money man cuz cuz you
18:42 know what I'm going to do is I'm going to take their money and give it back to you guys oh that's a homie right there Mak you lose money by not having footage then I'm going to take that money that might actually be more profitable and then I'm just going to let's do that if anybody is out there who wants to and I take it from me the Ed will come yeah it's almost like if that person gave any amount of money to him it's profitable yeah how much to never dance again oh never dance again dude okay I that's a realistic one let me let me think cuz he's always Dancing Yeah you're always dancing let me think you can't dude it's got to be like in the millions dude cuz I love dancing million because I feel like if it's like you're if it's one of your passions that where it's almost a part of your
19:32 identity your whole life or whatever and if you take that away then I better get enough money to start a brand new like lifestyle or something that's that's how I see what would you do if you can't dance like would you open up a restaurant with that money or what would you do I would probably start more businesses and then that would be your new dance yeah like cuz I like tinkering with like what if every single time you violated it and you danced just a little bit someone's allow to ████ you in the butt no why someone who is that who that who's the committee the lottery winner dude what the ████ he's like oh no who's coming I'm like oh ████ that's crazy hey how much to work at a Vietnamese coffee shop and you got to be like the girls oh no he's got to
20:23 be an underwear you got to do everything they do what's your salary what would you like are dude damn that's pretty humiliating but I feel like if it was humiliating yeah for me though oh okay yeah I mean some people like it cuz he's a world class musician what no I'm not how can he put himself in that position dude for that I would say like at least like no not 50 I 50 is a lot for for just a job where I just have to wear like nothing $50,000 wait a month a month oh a month a month I'm thinking of a month like a monthly salary dude if you pay me like 20K a month I'll do it 20K a month Dan girl get way more than that realistically all I have to do is serve drinks wear nothing and just talk to people for 20 grand a month like yo and I only work like what a night or
21:14 something yeah dude like I would IID have a house I would do all this other ████ every night and it's a gay bar no every night and it has to be more cuz that's more of my time yeah but what if you start liking it well I'm getting paid does feel like work anymore I don't think I like any of these things you get to dance as much as you want it's encouraged he's one of those go at the gay bar it's got to be like 50 I don't know 10 to 50 a month at least something where it's like I'm making way more than I actually need cuz then in my private life where I'm not working I would be like oh I can do whatever I want that's how much would it cost for you to be a dart board at a bar what the ████ cuz we're basically off your talent yeah so you're asking me how much I I
22:05 would receive in money to get stabbed every night dude basing it off your talent aspect stupid you got to be the girl and then afterwards the dart board at the on the same night same night where where are they throwing the darts in my face or everywhere oh both sides anywhere he's in the middle of the room if they were throwing it on my back I would probably do against the wall yeah your back how about your ass how about you have to bend over oh my what the ████ you got to spread your target though you know that's hardly a Target I like how Joe's just doing another JK news but somehow he's getting probed in the ass I like it no I don't know can't answer that one good J J
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