0:00 thank you [Music] take a look at this picture and tell me what you think that is what's Happening Here a bunch of uh Barnacles oh I can't see that a bunch of barnacles all right what you got oh no that looks like a ████ human trying to be a sheep all right is that a bag of that packaging popcorn is that a person y'all talking about yeah like packing peanuts the thing is that what that is all right so what this is it's a it's a um it's a prison break basically this guy's escaping from jail trying to look like a sheep that's so cool yeah you make a good Warden was it like a Mexican dude that's like ah fool it actually
1:03 oh really people did that they would just be like this guy's a j cat which is a weirdo like okay ours [Laughter] right and people talk to you in jail about like trying to break out they're probably like cuckoo a little bit yeah they're cuckoo for Coco Puffs I'm a like most of the prisons are in the middle of nowhere basically like Ironwood is right on the border of like in Blyth you guys want to reply it's like right where Arizona is oh ████ if I'm free you're gonna dice like within a couple hours you know it's wow there's no way hydrate it yeah for sure for sure
1:53 bro so there's no history like of like there's no Legend of a guy like that how that you're here I mean I think back in the day right like maybe in like like Alcatraz like there's all you know what I mean but come on I bet all the Alcatraz homies are like laughing at those two like those ████ J cats like those guys two more years left yeah but this dude was actually Bolivian I believe he um he was serving 15 years for homicide and uh decided to create this uh looks like a little skirt right here but he created this like like wool cover this camouflage or whatever camo yeah I don't know how he got that far out that's crazy he's crawling in the field to make it look like he's a little sheep yeah he
2:45 just like started walking more instead of just crawling do you think he would have gotten caught if he what like if he just was like walking or maybe if he just ran yeah get out of the out of the water he's like he's like inching down rather than just how about just run as fast as you can cheap indigenous to this area there's no sheep out there nobody been important sheeps for decades this is ████ running on his two legs I guess that's how he was um so he wasn't even outside the wall yet he's trying to sneak past the security that's like Metal Gear Solid ████ bro yeah wait there's ████ sheep in the prison [Laughter]
3:41 yeah so he got as far as one of the walls and then he was trying to break through that wall as the ship see him the whole time and they were just like all right man look he's he's getting out just let him do it and they were like hey watch this character and just like Ram it with his head [Laughter] Johnny how many years have you done in total like from childhood all the way four plus eight and some ████ so like you know almost 13. so it was four how many in between your your adult eight seven days I was out two months in holy crap and then you went right back in yeah um go ahead bro so you spend most of your childhood in prison pretty much or like your youth like my youth yeah yeah and then you got
4:31 out in your 20s yeah got out of my 20s do you ever have when you got out has there ever been moments where like you've been tempted or like to do things that you know will bring you back in like has there been any moments like that absolutely yeah everyone go like everyone goes through that bro like what kept you to like not doing those things honestly it was the pastor and the religion yeah the not religion but Christianity like it is a religion but the pastor kind of was teaching me how to think for the first time like back then and I didn't think they're like you guys want to rob people yeah let's do it you guys want to do this yeah let's do it it was just you just that was like everyone was was like that you know and I see that nowadays with with the youth too if you notice like kids will speak
5:21 and just answer like what do you want to eat food how was your day today good like it affects a lot of people right it's a sign that we don't think and that's how how I was you know so but yeah I would he taught me basically like you have to kind of think deeply because there's a difference between deep thinking and overthinking right he kind of pointed that out at the root of deep thinking it's always empathetic like you you have hope as you think deeper like oh I did this you reflect and you can do better make better choices overthinking is always negative like damn man why did I do yeah you're so dumb man I shouldn't have done it and it's just like it just snowballs yeah so he was teaching me lacing me up like how to think and how to think positive wow yeah and I learned not to trust myself whereas the whole world tells you follow your heart trust yourself better than
6:11 yourself but like I was saying in the interview my heart changes every day one minute I'm happy next minute I'm like so why would I trust something that's what we call a flip-flop keeps changing if I say one thing and do another thing it's a lie right oh I'm gonna do this but I do something else we don't trust people like that but we trust ourselves and that's why I was living this like up and down lifestyle right just happy when I'm happy but crash kick it with the homies and then once I leave I'm all depressed like it was just constantly like this uphill you know that's something I respected with what he said and he was like oh if you're by default imperfect yeah then you can't just trust yourself right yeah exactly because if you do then you're just gonna keep making I was like I never heard that and I've been to church for so long I don't give a ton of them like oh I'm gonna trust my
7:02 God I'm like you guys stupid yeah you said to say yeah that's the same thing yeah oh trust your tracker yeah like look at your track record has your gut brought you in good places okay good then maybe you have a good gut but most people's good but you're not always right and your gut's different all the time come on like you know your answers always change depending on how you feel that's why they say like when you're tired wait until you get sweet to make the decision yeah yeah that's right things don't ever make it when you're mad yeah yeah because every time you'll just be like I'm on a ████ divorce it's like that's nothing to do with with the racket is that Best Buy do you want this sir they're like sir would you like the big
7:52 screen or the flat screen I just want a ████ divorce that is true that's why that whole like saying of sleeping on your decisions and stuff yeah yeah like even as like drinking water you know what's crazy is like when I'm irritated now right before I would just act on it I'm just like ████ pissed and then whatever I'm thinking about at that moment is so real but then I'm like hold on am I dehydrated drink some water and I'm like oh I feel so much better and then that those thoughts just dissipate or like am I hungry right now do I do do I need lunch like a baby that hasn't had its nap and hasn't ████ ate food and then now I'm like ████ dude I wish I knew all of these basic things about like yo that's yeah I mean because we're not we're still the same human as that
8:42 cranky baby that's ████ crying because they they need rest that's still you eating that time they need ████ cuddles they need food yeah and all those things if you get it you get your rest it's like almost like when you were thinking hella negative like oh man this video is not even gonna do good I can't pursue my dreams and ████ but when you eat and then you're you're like you just ████ had a workout you just feel a million bucks you're just like man I could take on the world dude that's what's crazy to me is that the odds with how um like we've been to church most of our lives but our church sucked bro and I've heard I've heard that same thing in many different ways about like oh do not do not give in to worldly things or like what does that even mean you've heard it right but the way that that Pastor spoke to you like what are the odds that that's the dude that you
9:32 got yeah well you could have gotten any one of them not one of our ████ ████ yeah you want to punch him in the face probably yeah that's the same old thing all right I heard it bro yeah I got it yeah like the odds that you got someone willing to take the time an effort to learn how to speak to you and especially at that time where you get someone that could articulate those two key points and those two two key differences of overthinking versus deep thinking like at that point it's already deep thinking like man that's crazy you could have got some dude who turned his hat backwards when hey yo John check it why you gotta do this though you could have got that you spiritual rap and you would have never went back he's all like yo let me connect with the youth you got a Boombox hey check out these Rhymes hey yo Johnny
10:23 you know why gangs aren't cool do you want to hang out with God you know I used to be from a gang myself it was called the Key Club [Laughter] stupid we used to do car washes living on the edge oh my God you know what I said to myself I need to live for God not for secular purposes I could relate why'd you guys leave man why'd you leave SDA dude that was so fun cool that's the thing that the odds are that's what you get yeah the odds are you get a lame ass dude that's the odds [Music]
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