0:00 and this is not me making this up the driver was noted to have said if you think that was fast watch this oh my God that's kind of tight I'm happy [Music] I'm about to tell you a really sad story four in a row I know this one's gonna get you down more than the suck rocks did so try me there's a wedding in Australia I don't know okay we have at this all right is it injury heartbreak expect Ed once you reach a true level of sadness just raise your hand okay okay by the end of this we'll see who's really made of suck Rock there's a wedding in Australia okay they
0:50 have this wedding kind of like in a wine country area of Australia uh there's about a hundred guests and you know when you have uh a wedding that's a little off the beaten path you take like a chartered bus or something right and and just shuttle everybody to the location then you go back to wherever the parking is right so there's about 35 of them that get on a chartered bus leaving the venue after the wedding's done like they've done everything it was a beautiful evening they get on the bus um the driver of the bus ends up he's going a little fast right I'm getting sad now it's coming up I'm anticipating it I know what's happening as they approach uh what is a roundabout area right oh no and this is not me making this up the driver was noted to have said if you think that was
1:41 fast watch this oh my God that's kind of tight [Laughter] I'm not even kidding dude wait to watch it there's a whole like there's a whole diagram of him doing this ████ so this bus driver is a real cool guy like this dude is sick so he proceeds to like take the roundabout at a really fast speed and then he like bumps a curb and the bus ends up rolling over and it kills 10 guests in the crash okay I'm sad yeah okay wow still okay good you're still in there and then well we and then another 25 people are hurt so bad that some needed amputation
2:33 they had to bring in a crane to lift the bus so they could get to the rest of the bodies bam so is he gonna be a school bus driver now or what MTA ████ yeah it's horrifying so yeah he's like the uh driver is now uh receiving charges for his actions obviously was it if they ever have a reunion for this wedding everyone that shows up is going to show like a World War II veteran oh mothers are missing one's like oh you're the guy from the weddings this one's missing this one's ████ missing this oh it has an eye patch dude it's awful man if he was going too fast and someone told him slow down and he goes if you think that's fast check
3:25 this out I'm like oh at that point you're gonna have to kill him like that's that if if someone said that I'm like oh he's suicidal yeah I would think about pulling them off somehow right I think it depends on his delivery though he's like hey guys you think that's fast or you think that's fast oh that's true actually girl right there what if what if he usually does this and he's actually really good most of the time he might be then just one time just ████ up just oil on the track yeah all I had was a banana yeah he might be here's a but is he uh uh were people wearing their seat belts that's mine yeah they were yeah they were there were people wearing their seatbelts so this is like they did it he says it right there if you think this is
4:15 fast watch this if you think that's fine because he's Australian right oh if you think that's fast whoa he's not oh yeah so he hits that little car thing and then it goes over yeah damn see and then the GTA theme starts playing oh waste wait wait yeah see that could have been easily avoidable oh dude it like that it's completely it's purely him being five miles per hour in that the crazy thing is like I've been on uh buses after weddings on uh at like Big Sur where they have to like navigate the Finesse road on the oh ████ yeah and then those guys are great like this guy was just a flat Road or roundabout and he's being a ████ yeah he's being yeah he's been a little while talking dick
5:06 yeah it's just crazy to think that like after something totally like ████ ████ nice yeah you're gonna end up with like just your lucky ended up with this driver oh but uh mad ████ Max this makes me never want to take a charter bus ever again this is just like a shuttle though what if you go to Disneyland you got to take shuttless see that's different right because it's like you know it's like okay they have to go 15 miles an hour fast watch this and then they go it turns around has a mask Mickey Mouse it's a nightmare damn that's ████ crazy that's a good
5:58 Mickey dude I saw this one um bus one that was pretty ████ shocking it was on Twitter because you know Twitter if you could see crazier ████ right yeah so it's like somewhere in Africa and so um there's a Bus full of people and they're Crossing this like flooded Road oh no it's like a river yeah and then the bus driver goes for it and then it just sinks oh ████ it's doing like Africa or something right and it takes less than five seconds for that thing to be submerged in a river holy ████ and then people are just running just like running right and then like you could just see the bus sink and people are like trying to climb out of the window and it just goes down oh and it was like what the ████ I bet that water's murky too so yeah it's brown Water you're getting the safe people like that you
6:49 can't even see holy ████ dude yeah what do you think his quote was before he went you think we're not floating now he's like trust me I've played the organ Trail yeah that was that was wild like how quick it just went yeah I saw that video and you saw it right sad yeah it's really sad I'm like but you know what what I don't like is didn't show like if anyone got out it just shows this it being submerged in people running after and I'm like I think a lot of people died in that oh yeah oh son of a beach yeah because like you said it's like there was a current yeah it wasn't just like a lake it was like it was flood it was not clear like that's the thing about buses right like you don't know if the guy behind the wheel is an absolute ████ yeah like I want to be the ████
7:39 driving not them at least I know I'd be like that's a river I'm not gonna try there's like 40 people in the back you know yeah and it's not like everybody's window was ready to go exactly because they probably don't they're stupid maybe some of them don't even go down like this some people are probably sleeping I mean this is another uh what is it called level of idiot to the fact that they know that he said that yeah yeah prior like he's a hot shot about it he probably watches like ice World truckers in his life yeah what if he got away with no injuries or nothing I think at this point it would be fair to amputate something all of them bro you gotta send that guy to jail bro true don't you think he is yeah amputate all of them and rearrange it but the legs right here
8:30 [Laughter] if you think that's weird check out my job now yeah terrible man it's it's very similar to that uh remember that golf cart thing that happened at the wedding night oh this whole thing is like there was someone was a they were like uh leaving the ceremony in a golf cart and then a car just careen's out of nowhere really kills the kills the was it the bride and yeah I think oh the bride oh my God that Anthony was that no Anthony he he did a good story yeah did that story if Anthony was there yeah Jesus crazy ████ freak accidents are crazy man yeah freak accidents are crazy but and it's because
9:20 of one guy dude it's one dude yeah it's one dude one guy that's the worst part about it ten people died 10 fatalities uh 25 injuries uh they still don't know yet how many amputations because they're all kind of in the process of recovering and then um and then of the ten that were killed some of them were unretrievable until later Jesus you know the Bank of America in downtown L.A yeah it's like at the bottom uh Geo used to work there oh that's the one she worked at yeah she worked out that was one of the ones she worked at and then some dude uh crashed into it I think he fell asleep at the wheel or whatever and just plowed right through the the middle of it and then like luckily no one got hurt but like crazy ████ happens yeah yeah falling asleep I think is a less you know it's not that bad you know the fire
10:12 the fire truck crashed through the dumpling shop right yeah they were like answering a call and then I think they hit a car or something or they just drove right into the corner shop and people were just ████ eating their maybe they had to avoid somebody huh and then while they were eating ████ just boom and that's it can you imagine just eating dumplings you know when the next thing you know there's a ████ fire truck blowing through you and your Shadow about just pops in her mouth [Music] foreign [Music]
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