0:00 somebody [Laughter] [Music] all right now this article uh I pulled up because I'm not gonna say I totally agree or discreet I'm gonna be neutral as a host oh ████ that give me yes I'm gonna be I'm playing a neutral unbiased perspective as a host however I gotta admit I gotta admit the title was very catchy for a group of men to sit here and discuss yeah oh no don't give up you already don't get us canceled let's talk about abortion new research suggests women are more likely to cheat than men in a relationship dang women are more likely to cheat oh
0:53 but what's consent let's define terms is cheating ████ is it emotionally cheating is it like what is considered cheating I know why because they got three holes no no this is what happened this is what happened we all know cheating comes the with the amount of availability that's why it's like celebrities and ████ they said no they're not any worse of any other human being they just have more availability more chances to cheat they're just taking more so what happened was dating apps right dating apps really Quantified what we all knew somewhere in the back of our ████ minds but now it's real the girl in jail is like oh there's a thousand guys ready to take me out if you're like a bad chick semi bad chick even a five out of a ten I always tell friends like you miss your girl dating app don't look at that phone because there's literally 1200 guys
1:44 waiting to take her out to at any given time and now they know it for real so anytime you ████ up on a girl it's like part of them are like well I have like 1200 dudes ready to take me out like tonight and there's guys that'll just say yes even without knowing what the girl looks like ████ it they're willing on that picture they don't even ████ know we all just swipe yeah I got I got the guys be like you exist like I got a 40 meal for you 100 I got a 40 meal for you girls in La don't even they don't even ████ pay for food anymore for like a year they're like I'm not paying for food anymore yeah that's true I don't I don't have any budget in my budget for food anymore I have any budget in my budget my budget is my my money budget there's no more there's no more food in my money budget my money budget I'm not budgeting for
2:37 food anymore every night there's a free dinner if they want it that's pretty sweet yeah that's a good deal that's why they're more likely like my eyes you know you have to be some badass guys wish they could cheat more than women yeah well we're all just desperate losers I know guys have to try what I mean by that is I love you blankets he's got a point don't pursue I love blankets if you don't pursue and you're just a guy that's sitting around and if you're not a top like dude where where p████'s being thrown at you're not a top G right so like most guys don't have girls sliding into their DMS here's a free ████ tit most guys that's that's how they slide it hello there's a free tit ████ titty right most dudes are the dudes at the ████
3:27 Redondo Beach pier you got 40 ████ fishing lines over waiting for 12 hours ain't nothing bite exactly first of all I do that the reality is we all think as men that we choose our girls you know we went after our girl but the reality is God chooses for us they don't chooses us we you can only choose the girls that have already chosen us yeah we can't even ████ go to the girl that's ████ unless she's like yeah come talk to me so we only get to choose out of the ones that are choosing us when most girls can kind of choose whatever the ████ they want very true what the ████ the ████ damn it yeah I'm not paying for food no more in Ellen I got no money but if you're a chick in L.A and you don't eat sugar fresh every
4:19 night it's cause you stupid it could be eating sugar you could eat the nozawa special every night it's crazy but it's true though it is true I know my homies now who have been on dating ass for like a couple years you know what I mean that like if things didn't work out you know sometimes people just we've all been there yeah sort of um but now they're like you know what no no more expensive dinner dates every first two days is coffee only yep huh I've heard that because they've been on so many dates they get an eight dollar ████ what but what if they're hungry what if I am that's why they set it up because we're gonna meet we gotta meet up a coffee because those those dudes are like looking for love it's different but then that girl like cancels like I can't meet at 3 30 can we just meet like 5 36. it's like coffee days like now we gotta eat dinner no cause I know we get coffee
5:10 because it's like you know it's gonna curb your appetite you ain't gonna be hungry right so it's it's basically new research again neutral host over here okay that's true how neutral are you you already got the research so new super neutral while the common school of thought is that men tend to stray first apparently a wealth of new Research indicates that women May struggle more than men with monogamy okay Anthropologist and author of quote untrue it's untrue this person's name is Wednesday Martin said the late Wednesday to check by the way and what's untrue from from some writing from untrue that's a bad title yeah it's confusing confusing it's an untrue title said the latest research on female libido indicates that contrary to popular belief the female sex drive is alive and well and wants more happy so
6:00 popular belief says that the men's libido is ████ gangster T-Rex ████ and the funeral libido is like a mini little teddy bear right if you look at a ████ long enough it Winks at you that's meant that's men writing that history for long goddamn time it's true so the new research is correcting false Notions that women have lesser libidos that women are more naturally monogamous and that it's easier for women to partner for life okay that's only Penguins women don't like sex less but they do get bored of sexual sameness since the research oh that's interesting streaming for her book on female infidelity Martin interviewed dozens of sociologists sex researchers and anthropologists to get the bottom of get to the bottom of the feminine sex drive Martin found that men
6:50 may experience higher levels of spontaneous desire but women take the lead when it comes to responding to what is called triggered desire spontaneous desires when you suddenly think it would be nice to have sex it comes over you like hunger or thirst that's so true that's that's so true what's it called again spontaneous spontaneous desire is it spontaneous if it happens every day yeah just spontaneous ████ curry rice and I'm like I need a doggy style a girl right now doggy style somebody you're just ████ eating a chicken cuts of Curry and you're just like and there's no correlation you know it would be nice right now doggy stop reverse cowgirl will be why does that happen you're just like oh what floor I need to get on uh I think I'm on the 11th floor her and then you go man I need to pull down her ████ skirt and ████ her yeah
7:41 you're like I wonder if we can ████ fit there's no one in the elevator in the elevator no one's in the elevator that's the best part Sarah Casey you're like we could buy ████ right here the staircase no one's coming down this staircase in the next few whereas responsive or triggered desire occurs when something suggests the idea of sex to you you're watching or reading something or a partner initiates a sexual encounter and you get turned on wow so that is stronger apparently in the females in the women oh just men we're a little spontaneous combustion men don't need it men don't need a reason to be pushing the elevator button and like I need a ████ ████ women want we need to be coached women might need to like they might be seeing some gas and they might take the gas in the hole they'll like pump it a few times and they're like it's a pun I need to try to drill oh ████ I'm horny you know
8:31 that's different George is going to be eating katsu I might be doing ████ karate I'm at a competition I'm trying to win a ████ black belt and ████ and then I turn around and I'm gonna like tonight I need a ████ instant black belt what I think is happening is this ████ I don't know I think it's gearing us up to realize that women are coming as like and coming in the world where it's like this is the most equal we've been probably in society for like many so for the first time we're like they have libido too well it's finally like people women talking like hold up ████ like because this just hundreds of thousands of years of men saying no these ████ are kind of libidos they're just following us and now like not the women that are now coming to power and their voices mean more than
9:21 ever before saying this is actually how it is you idiots it's like Victoria medicine where it's like this ████ is gonna ████ have a she's gonna faint you know remember that they used to say hot take though yeah I love this for everything a man says is a woman that says actually exactly I mean just just sip in a Red Bull like we're in the time of actually I think right yeah this is a calm before the stormy I feel like if all men agreed to this another woman's gonna come out and go actually yeah you're like this is not true they hate when we agree though the way they get turned on is clearly different or I'll still be way more strip clubs
10:12 you know what I mean like for women so like the way that guys get turned on is like we just need to see body oh absolutely this is like any time anytime like you know a lady like just happens to need to shower and I just see some coverage I'm not ████ it's easy right yeah I might be like flashing my penis and she's like um it's a different it's a different not the same the easiest way to tell is just by the market otherwise there would be an equally profitable only fans of men exactly but there's none and only for the gay crowd before Playboy did yeah it's very true research by Missouri State University nobody ever played you bought Playgirl now I get I got hooked up they put me on their like Ambassador I get free magazines were you guys use this promo they still do magazines hell no so and
11:04 for your your butt ass naked Airborne magazine photo shoot oh yeah oh yeah dude world famous airport magazine like I said research by Missouri State University looked at women using the Ashley Madison website which I don't know what the ████ that is is that the cheating one yes to cheat on their Partners which I don't know what the ████ that is yeah so it says it throughout the notion throughout the notion that women cheat only when they are unhappy in their relationships and seek an emotional connection instead of sexual sexual that's true because I think guys could love the ████ out of their wives and still want to ████ the ████ out of other girls is that true Anthony I'm neutral be wait before you move on we need to know what's the question that you love the other chicks do you believe that men can love a woman and still ████ another
11:55 woman without damaging the love they have for this woman [Laughter] quote the women's study went on the site created a profile vetted candidates met them in person and quote auditioned them this was a very intentional process Martin said they wanted to find partners for sex she added they reported being in sexless or orgasm-less marriages and they simply wanted what they couldn't get at home because it's affection these Affairs were a way for them to remain in their primary relationships which probably also adds to the fact that I would assume consistent monogamous sexual relationships are still more or less guys climaxing and girls not all the time is that is that really the truth guys I think there's I think it's it's there's intimacy and love and affection and all those things that they're talking about it's not just orgasm like that's just a physical thing
12:46 but these chicks are frustrated it sounds like they can't get but it's probably because they don't love them in my opinion I think it's because they can't just that's true it's like they have to have the whole connection like I feel on unfulfilled too there's the we're the we're in an era of savage like there's an attitude the new girl the new generation of girls on that Savage ████ and the the dating apps and being when I was single again I got in the clubs and I was like oh okay women are on their man ████ like they ain't ████ around they run the world ever since girls trip came out dude Marvin's like to be honest part of the thing about you saying the play go play with things I think it can some of it could be a attributed to Norms of the society at times I mean if we looked at porn
13:36 right now online porn I'd like to see who's watching porn women we see that now you may see a more equal thing of like how many girls are watching porn and how many guys are watching porn then you're like okay well then now everything it might be more equal how many guys how many girls but how many guys are watching like 10 000 hours to girls one yeah yeah what explains the top the top only fans creators being girls you know what yeah yeah no for sure because they're big because guys are visually stimulated where's the male representation on that charger it's also it's also male only fans are gay because the it's guys buying them because it's God's life
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