0:00 my dad went to Costco and he bought eight pairs of the same Kirkland shoes and he was like these are the amount of shoes I'm going to have to wear Until I Pass how right was he he only went through one or two pairs did you guys hear about the dead body that got taken to the bank yo yeah dude like the ambulance dropped them off clearly you heard about it take it away I did I did not hear about it okay so yeah so unfortunately these two women they propped up their roommate's dead body in a car and they got him uh into a bank what yeah a ween a Bernie ████ I know right it's some crazy weak Bernie um I'd like to open up an account
0:51 please like I know they're just using them as it's like it's crazy to think but that's a Verbatim what they did how far did they get dude so they got him in the car and they propped him up in the passenger seat so the teller could see him fully dead like dead oh cuz a drive-thru yeah it's a drive-through bank they and uh oh that's the one you're talking about that's one I'm talking about there's another one two there's another one in another country I believe there's two where a guy's in a wheelchair and he's clearly dead and they're trying to withdraw his bank accounts and they're do they're doing this to make him sign they're like okay you want this loan is this is this one in America this one it's kind of a tight racket though like find dead people and just try to withdraw their money Ohio oh it's in Ohio yeah damn that other one was in I believe in a different country
1:41 and they were trying yeah it's a different country and they were trying to get a loan they were trying to get him to do a loan the loan was 2500 bucks $2,500 so be EAS that's all they wanted and even in the video they're like he he's like this he's like oh there's a video of it yeah and they're just holding his hand and she's like uh she literally looks at the teller and goes does that count is that does that count yeah language ████ if you want the link to the video it's in my ████ crazy it's in your bio L my bio L my bio it's on my sheet I'll send I'll send it to you make and bio bio I'll send it to you right now wow so yeah how far did these ████ hoes get I got it right here no you come ho that was a bar that was a
2:32 bar move I'm sorry that was a ████ it's crazy to have your roommate and they did a drive-through thing to do what exactly they're trying to withdraw same ████ trying to withdraw can you can you do that like if if the guy's in the car they their plan was like he's in the car that's him right there so okay they're dumb as ████ yeah they're dumb that is the dumb ████ do this you know they got yeah they put ████ Sho strings on his wrist and stuff so he can like yeah yeah they totally didn't play some's gonna be in the back or that ████ zapping machine that Ryan had yeah just [Laughter] zap they got to have like ████ sunglasses on with like a low hat that was my next question box the car a little bit bump some like music so he could be like this yeah what up put a like how we all know what to do but they didn't yeah I know cuz we're genius allig honestly what it is is like I
3:23 think they rushed the process a little bit I don't think they take enough planning no they didn't no they rushed they got too excited extra day or two yeah just extra day and yeah so the story Ryan's talking about and Rio de Janeiro um the bank attendants were so worried about this guy that they called an ambulance like while all this was happening so like they're like trying to sign forms and ████ and like the paramedics came and they concluded that the man had been dead for a couple hours and he had to have been dead by the time he arrived at the bank cuz he had cadabra spots in the back of his was it did it say it was like murder ████ is that cadabra oh they didn't say they're trying to establish a relationship between the woman and the dead guy but yeah he did not arrive at the bank alive is that a crime teacher teacher teacher here has a question up what is kav spots I don't know none of us do but you know what
4:13 everyone's reaction was like [Laughter] oh SP I didn't really have a reaction cuz I was like imagine it was just like Decay right oh Decay that's what I imagine it but like blood cooling I really don't want to Google it no you don't have to I'll Google I'll he was dead for some hours he's I can't resist mortise I don't like looking at that stuff I I'll Google it to be fair like imagine you have a family member and you are down on your luck and in general there's like you know like you do need money in a different sense um and then your person dies but maybe it was sudden and they didn't have like a will put in place or anything like that and you don't have their info it's like what do you do right not that okay I got I got I think I know what it is okay so the official pepperoni pizza I was like damn that's ████ up about
5:03 to say I was like are those bell peppers ████ cilantro baby the official term is liver mortise lior mortise and it begins appearing as dull red patches from 20 to 30 minutes from the time of death over the next 2 to 4 hours the patches come together to form larger areas of bluish purple discoloration yeah it looks pretty gnarly actually I shouldn't have looked up the real thing oh you looked it up yeah looks bad no yeah it's ugly Pizza how ugly it's not that bad it looks like a sunburn uh yeah don't agree don't agree that's why I didn't want to Googy it okay so yeah that then see yeah how far did they get so these these people didn't get far they were both arrested and charged um and they have a hearing now because they
5:53 got yeah of course so we place it on bets on what their sense is probably like 5 years five months four or five months 4 or five months four five months for that well dude people are people are murdering people now and getting out on the street I'm trying to think about four or five months dude taking someone that's already been dead to the bank to try to get a loan I don't think it's that crazy what if it's your what Your like I don't think it's that bad out of all the things that we've done on the show this is like ████ nothing that's what I this is absolutely yeah what what if it's your family member that's what I'm saying it's light frog I still wouldn't do it light FR you wouldn't do it it's a drizzle of fraud would you do it fraud you do it you think we would do the Chappelle no well he's asking wait wait wait wait zero out your ████ current status ████ you imagine you don't have money and now you got a dead guy and you you have a potential possibility that's what I've been saying so we're
6:43 privileged is what you're saying yeah h% F's like why would I do that for two grand anyway it crossed my mind okay no cuz you know you know when my dad passed away when my dad passed away I went to the to the bank to close account uhhuh and then I was like wait a second only I know he passed away and I was like What if I pull out a loone right now but then but then when I was logging into my dad's bank account I did see him get the Social Security checks and without me notifying Social Security that he passed I think the Corner's office they just send that stuff out so he got two extra checks after he passed and I was like oh ████ is that is my dad going to be able to my dad going to be able to keep this yeah and then uh the next month yink
7:36 yink both of them get pulled right back out oh wow so like the fed's money they're going to get their money and that's what made me go it's probably not a good idea to fill out a fake loan I'm sure whatever I didn't know that was next time I'm not turning in the it's my dad it's my dad what you he just died yeah oh he's still hanging in there and it was a Chinese ass bank I was like can I close this account and then they're like why you want to close it I was like my dad's dead and he's like you can still keep it open that's what they said oh they were still trying to get I think they just want business yeah so like cuz you know if you if you keep an account you got to have a like a minimum amount or whatever and all that stuff and I was like no I want to close it I don't want to have like to keep track of things but that's when I was like man you you're Chinese as a ████ dude that's very Chinese if it's like Bank of America
8:27 like oh I'm so sorry it's very Chinese and it's very clear it all out Wells Fargo clearing it out Wells Fargo would just keep it open without telling you they'll open two more when they find out they dead can you can you open alone without your dad there though well I don't know I just started brainstorming I was like they would just go can you act like your dad please when you sign cuz I could probably get a power attorney made then I can show up and set on my dad you know I don't know like actually the Chinese Bank probably would have helped you out honestly they were like I'll give you the loan 5050 that would have worked out high five babylit see a little extra planning goes a long way did your dad leave anything for you like MoneyWise um yeah he had some money left behind um and then and
9:17 two plots of rolls Hills land oh right a cemetery yep but all all those things I already knew yeah like he he told me like 10 20 I feel like he's been planning it to be honest it was like things that I knew that like was set up most parents that with their kids usually when parents are like0 or 80 they'll like have that talk think blah blah this is going to happen like I remember I was like in ████ college and he's like when I pass away this is what I want and I'm like the ████ you still got like 30 more years I like I don't know that's what Nikki's dad is dude ever since well he had a heart attack a couple years ago and like ever since then he's like well I'm not going to be here very long every time I see him he's like you know this could be the last time I see you guys like that kind of ████ I'm like dude you're 55 years old cuz he was a young he was a young dad like oh yeah 55 yeah my dad went to Costco and he bought eight pairs
10:08 of the same Kirkland shoes and he was like these are the amount of shoes I'm going to have to wear Until I Pass like he already calculated everything how right was he he only went through one or two pairs damn damn dude
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