0:00 [Music] all right this was a nice U endearing question from a JK fan but I wanted to ask you guys when is the first time or one of the most significant times in your early life that you remember standing up for yourself when you were finally like I'm diing it no mo oh dude you guys know the story comes to mind I can't not laugh about it it's a uh it's when I was just summer basketball I knew it yes and everybody everybody was you know you you just don't know what you look like cuz you see yourself every day but apparently I was fat and then uh there was this other dude Mikey who was not the skinniest um whatever and you know you
0:50 just you talk trash on the court and stuff and one time he like he called me fat and I was like I was like man you're fatter than me and he looked at me he was like what dude you're fatter than me I was like dude you're fatter than me would you crazy and we just kept going back and forth and everybody just stopped playing or looking at us like we were crazy and then it wasn't until like way later that I saw like our like you know your basketball photo where you're like standing and I was like oh I was fatter you're so delusional you're just like but I stood up for myself that's the question I'm like a fat guy but you're even fatter than me that's great and that guy was like wait what I am like what if you went home and he goes like wa you never really got bullied outside of that for just being fat did you no no it's just you talk you know like guys me and him are like really
1:41 good we're we're good friends I haven't talked to him many times for many years but but yeah it's it's really funny I got I told this story before but I got set up by my friend's brother um and then like he told me to come hang out when I got there there were these guys I didn't like and then it was like I'm like okay well I'm surrounded and I'm going to get jumped so it was like okay I could either like beg and be like please don't beat me up and I was like something came over me and I just popped one in the face and I just said ████ it kamakazi style and I was just like yeah but you didn't go got one I
2:31 got one I got a good one I went C and then I went C and then later I was like my ribs oh my chick oh ████ ████ oh ████ yeah ████ getting jump sucks yeah but it it would but it felt like oh it hurts but not my heart oh ████ I'm so glad and proud of myself yeah you saw your pride yeah and I lost my pride when I looked at the team photo and then you Anthony that's pretty funny man damn I remember um um this this story comes to mind I remember I was in like it was chemistry class and everybody was ████ with me for the I don't know why today was the day that it was like pick all and Tatiana day and so like people were calling me Sandy Cheeks again I told yall that that was my nickname for a while um one kid hopped
3:21 in who like we were cool like it so I was like I don't know why you're joining the bandwagon cuz I guess he wanted to be cool with everyone else and that hurts like betrayal hurts more than anything um yeah and um his name was husin and he he used to get picked on too for being Muslim and I'm like I'm always get having everybody's back but then he hopped on the BW for whatever reason and that year was the year that swine flu broke out so I said hey swine flu shut your ass up and everyone's like oh no like yeah like and finally yeah it was like that's Chinese it's not even my country but I think he was actually out with the swine flu that's what it was and like nobody knew but I knew because we were homies I was like nah you're not going to do that yeah I'm going sell you out
4:12 right now yeah ████ yeah I was like ████ you I gets though for making fun of you being your friend and everything yeah we were cool but then he like weighed options and was like oh they're all make okay I'm going go over here yeah and now look at you now nobody wants to sit next to your dumb ass I still you that still hurts actually it do HT I think I address this uh Hussein is actually listening right now and uh ████ you it's always rap beef over here rap beef yeah think I can remember that has it happened for you yet talking about so I'm trying to think about and my my Saga is a little longer cuz I remember I was in like fourth fifth grade I was like doing karate all the time so like you know karate not like my fake karate no that's me karate
5:03 cuz I was super in the even when I was a kid I was just in the martial arts all the time I don't know why it just kind of my vibe cuz it's cool yeah exactly and my dad would always tell me like don't be he's like don't do any of this ████ at school don't you get in fights blah BL blah blah and it got to points where like kids would pick on me in school but I was so afraid of getting in trouble that I would just like let kids beat me up and not like I would have beat anybody up but I just would be like oh ████ like just IED weapons to get all ████ scared and ████ right and people like hunk me all the time and I'd be like ████ and I would just like be feel like a puss and then going to like Middle School I think I told this story where I had a friend that I was like really excited to go to school with and he would started he would kind of like what he did with your story he would ████ with me and like pick on me and I'd be like the laughing stock and I'll be like oh ████ dude yeah I'm like damn bro
5:53 I thought we were friends you just betrayed me I was like what the ████ so I got to a point where I was like where I'd be at home like having like imaginary arguments with myself like oh I should have ████ said this and and then next time next time I go back he just ████ all over me I'm like a God damn it those are too good yeah yeah and then all his homie started ████ on me too so I was like ████ dude I'm just going to have to like like I one day I just got mad and I just started like chasing him and I tackled one of them and I started punching him like just punching like just anything on his body and I was like you ████ and then afterwards I was like okay like I feel better about that like I did something I was like that's and then then kids started like doing that to me more where they were like picking on me like talking ████ and I was like okay I'm going to do it again I would Chas these ████ down like sock him out a little bit nothing like punch him in the face or anything just like ████ dead on him and then
6:43 afterwards I'd be like okay cool so I just kept doing that over and over again until I was like all right I think I'm like not going to get picked on anymore and it would stop for a little bit and then I eventually got to a point where I'd escalated to be like oh yeah like you want to ████ fight me dude I'm going to ████ fight you in the PE locker room and I would just like do ████ like that all the time and then to the point where like nobody mess with me and on my head I was like cool that was the perfect way to solve things which is to like fu people to like just get mad and be like I was that kid we like oh let's ████ punk this kid and see him get all mad and like a you turned into the monster yeah I was that Fu so funny and I'm like they keep beating me up goes maybe the best way is to fight back but it would be like then I got to a point where I was like and somebody
7:34 would just call me a name and I'll be like I'm going ████ you up in the locker room and they're like what the ████ dude like unhinged yeah and then to the point where like I eventually got in trouble for like someone snitched on me for for fighting with one of the kids and then then you beat that guy up in the PE locker room no and then I just was like ████ well and then I was like super afraid of getting in trouble so I just was like well I can't do this anymore and then I just kind of stopped and then I realized once I got older I was like oh I should just not fight people I should just try to Sock people out you know and I was like oh cool but in my head at the time I was like this is a great solution for like seventh grade Nick a great solution this is working out perfectly yeah cuz it's instant results yeah and I was like this is great cuz I was like I can't banter with these D I was like I can't ████ pick D yeah I was like dude there's no way I'm I'm outmatched like I can't even as soon as
8:24 I start saying a word I'm like so I'm going to chase you down like a crazy kid and try to bite you or something so that was like my strategy so I don't recommend it he became the bully right was it saying you live long enough to become the villain exact he became the villain I guess so to you started the as a villain actually I was younger now you went the other way you live long enough to realize you always were the villain they a bad person villain origin that's a good story arc though because you don't want just like a villain for the sake of being evil you want to know what made them evil true villain origin I think I have one that's kind of similar to yours but it's all like happened in like one period you're a fat shame too I was a fat shame but like I just I just remembered it incorrectly but I and I realized why but there was like it was n it was like 95 on the other side of my
9:15 block in Downey on Paramount there's a Burger King and it looks exactly like if you've ever seen Back to the Future one you know the Burger King that he skates out of and he's holding the back of the truck yeah and it it looks exactly like that Burger King when I was a kid I believed it was the same Burger King so I would take my little Penny skateboard and I would just act like I was that part of the movie over and over for like an hour I would just keep going through the drive-thru and car skating it I wouldn't grab any cars I would just keep skating out and just imagining that I was in that movie and these kids would just watch me do it and just think I was so dorky these like older like white like kind of like back then they look like movie white kid bullies you know the ones that were like now the white flight has they're all gone like for like Zach Morris or something yeah they don't they're just those kids are just gone now I don't know where they all went to but in Downey they used to be everywhere today's video is brought to you by Factor right now I'm trying to
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10:58 get started at Factor meal /off thc50 off and use code off thec 50 off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping that's called off the Record 50 off at Factor meals.com off the Record 50 off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box probably all went to Huntington Beach yeah and they would kids like that were just always around and they were just always making fun of you and then uh I would go into the Burger King after just like buy a burger and just sit there and then this one kid I could hear him saying to the other kids that they were going to steal my uh my G-Shock my G-Shock watch and then I was like oh damn man they're going to freaking stop me when I get out of here and they're going to take my watch so then like I got I got up and
11:49 they got up at the same time and then I walked to the door they walked to the door and then they blocked me at the door and then the way that it worked in my head was that the kid was like he made up some story about like hey you're the kid that was talking ████ about me yesterday or something and then I was like no I wasn't and then I pushed past him and I walked out and then I skated to my neighbor's house and I told him the story right after and he was like that's so cool and then my other neighbor came over I told him the story he's like that's so cool and I thought that's really what happened for like a while and then I we were talking about it again in the future and I think I remembered the truth and the truth is that those kids did stop me and that kid did say I heard you were talking ████ but I think all I really did was go no that's it but in your mind it was you
12:39 were a big hero yeah because I wanted to sound cool to those guys but like that's really all I did they just let me go no cuz they were like hella tall and all I did is I just like pushed back like right by them damn but then my head I was like that's the first time I stood out to somebody man I got face cuz it counted to me I was like yeah I think mine was um I don't maybe I was like SEC between second and fourth grade cuz I can't really remember but on my street we had a bunch of kids that lived on that street so I had my best friend who was the same age as me he had an older brother that was I think four or 5 years older and then we had another kid that lived down the street so he was
13:29 like a half white half half Chinese half white kid Indian kid this other Korean kid and then like this other Filipino kid and we were kind of like our age the people that came over and hung with my best hung out with my best friend's older brother they're their age so they would always want to play war all the time and what war is people don't know it's just an excuse for older kids to beat the ████ of you so the rules could be anything yeah he'll be like all right you guys start over there we'll start over here and then so we're like on our bikes and they'll chase us and then they'll stick like sticks into our Spokes and lock our oh my God over you know or like yeah or this time you guys go on roller blades and then they just randomly like check you into a tree like it's just crazy ████ and we just get ████ up or they
14:19 tie us up and they like hose us down with cold water or just beat us up just straight bullying and then so one time we're going to play war and I'm like ████ I'm so ████ tired of my ████ getting ████ up all the time um uh we're using my house as our home base and then Mark's house was the older kids home base so I like I'mma ████ booby trap these ████ so I had like tape and duct tape and I dug like a hole like an entrance to the side alley of our house and I had all this ████ booby trap ████ and I'm like once these guys come in here there's going to be ████ planks of wood and like ████ pine cones are going to shoot out from the side and it's going to ████ them up and I was so excited so we go and hang out in the alleyway we're like oh we're over here we're stuck and I hear like
15:12 Eric was the older kid and his other friends they come and they go what the hell is this just with one hand they pull the whole thing down and I'm like that's that was our ████ last chance and then this one kid named Jordan he starts climbing uh up the wall and I think just in like a state of like franticness I like oh my God they're ████ coming over I grab a brick and I threw it it hit Jordan in the chest he ████ Falls over he's like and then I hear a big kid cry and I'm like and you hear him run off and then like Eric runs off and I was like ████ that's all you need to do you threw a ████ brick at a person that'll make an adult cry that's all you to do like found out though he found out yeah and then uh and
16:06 then my other friends also left me cuz I think they also thought I went overboard and I was I was like almost like a oh that was good right that was good right and then they're like you threw a brick at a kid and I was like did they not want to get in trouble with you or something oh yeah and they abanded you yeah they abandoned me but then you're the kid that brings like a real copper BB gun to airof fight and then you shoot somebody and then you're like what well I don't have a BB gun yeah the TA Sy block stories makes a lot of sense it's in the genetics bricks bricks growing bricks this is fasination with bricks it's your DNA cuz you know like like the '90s it's like once parents go to work uhhuh like whoever's the oldest
16:56 kids they rule the streets I'm so surprised how we were like unsupervised and allowed to just be out cuz there were no choice yall were latchy kids huh all the latchy king L Kingz cuz he had a headquarters wa that's actually a great idea the latki king all the kid went to your house right do whatever we wanted into your garage and ████ tagger Central yeah no graffiti artist his whole they tagged it up nuts dude yeah cuz we had that too in the apartment building I grew up there were also some other kids that lived in the building over and like me and my brother were notorious for being like cage animals like we were not allowed to leave the house but they like throw rocks at the window they're like hey anybody home and we're like no like come out was
17:49 like we ended up we were like okay fine we left and we would have the time of our ████ Liv just climbing fences and doing dumb ████ oh my the thrill of that as a kid is insane uh-huh but then the fear haven't you ever come home to your mom watching you walk back oh dude that's crazy that makes your ass explode I knew at that point I knew when she was going to come home so we always ████ you never you never like oh dude that feeling is a worse bro like i' I'm so like I so good at like faking like I was sleep that like l i feel like that's how I get out of situations now I'm just like just pretend like I'm sleep if you're bombing on it just feel like she fell asleep one of the times that I tried to pull that that didn't work was um so
18:39 when when we would have like you know like stay at home days or whatever my mom would just leave me at home cuz there's no babysit or whatever she still has to go to work and my mom makes literally the nastiest food in the whole world like she she makes weird stuff huh like weird vegetarian ████ like you want to meet your mom ████ purple purple rice that's like Buddha burpees before she makes Buddha bites yeah ████ Buddha bites with purple rice that's rock hard like it's the nastiest food ever and so what I used to do and then she would come home like where' you like going to eat the food and IID get punished so she would check like garbage disposal trash can if I would like throw away the food so what I ended up doing I would go in the backyard and I would take the Tupper I would just ████ launch it over and I put in the sink and then I think this was one of those like either Thanksgiving or chrristmas or it's like mult multiple days yeah and
19:30 then on the like third day I go like that and then I hear the old lady on the other side oh it's a you it's a you throwing a food po over here over I oh ████ so I like hide underneath the window like this and it's like and then I hear her go like where your mom come home I'm going to tell her everything oh no not a snitch ████ so um that that day like my mom I knew she was going to come home at like 5 or 6 so like I just go in bed already my mom comes home oh Mom I think I have a favorite I'm going go to S oh poor thing okay yeah yeah just go to sleep and then like 30 minutes later ding dong I'm like ████ ████ that ████ ████ is over and then she would come and then she was like hey your son is po over the wall and she's like what no way just poo
20:22 and then my mom comes in she goes you need to get out of bed and then I was like oh ████ all right we go I'm like oh oh hey I don't recognize you so we walk all the way new face in the neighborhood we walk all the way around the block no she made you we went all the way around the block to her house go in her backyard and there's ████ like toeu bamboo shoots the weirdest ████ food colored rice and I was like she has a dog and a dog won't eat it sprouting new ████ mushrooms yeah I was like kind of bull ████ you thrown in my yard so I got my ass Beed of course but I didn't know how to get rid of it all your options were exhausted cuz as a kid it's just out of sight out of mind yeah like it's
21:12 gone and I feel like most like if it wasn't an Asian on the other side they probably would have just been like the ████ is that ████ they just left it why is there food flying over like only Asian people would be like I'm going to get to the bottom of that a cabbage all the way the hell is this wood here my mom ate the craziest ████ so I was like so nasty survived what did you eat I would just dig through the pantry for random like you know like Teddy Gams or like ████ Tostitos chips ████ just random ████ that I could find the time and care she made all that put into all that food you just watch it's like somebody building like a Lego set you're just like it was probably really nutritious but
22:02 just as a kid you're like ████ oh for sure eat this ████ and I wonder what the like what's the street value of that stuff it's probably really expensive the street value of the tofu
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