0:00 is this the reason why the taliban's at the theme park because there's someone else antagonizing us now yeah they got they got time dude like in Echo Park the television Echo Park I'm the duck [Music] everybody know about Putin yeah he's my best friend he's battling cancer and Parkinson's disease apparently whoa emails have claimed did the lady smell him Russian President Vladimir Putin is battling both pancreatic cancer and Parkinson's disease according to a new report citing leaked Kremlin emails a
0:51 Russian intelligence Source appeared to confirm in messages viewed by XYZ what has long been rumored about the 70 year old strong man quote I can confirm he has been diagnosed with early stage Parkinson's disease but it's already progressing the security services Insider reportedly claimed this fact will be denied in every possible way and hidden The Source said Putin is regularly stuffed with all kinds of heavy steroids and Innovative pain killing injections to stop the spread of pancreatic cancer he was recently diagnosed with whoa it not only causes a lot of pain Putin has a state of puffiness of the face and other side effects including steroids yeah are we feeling empathy for this no do you think that's why he went into war because of the ████ steroid rage and all the crazy ████ yeah it's head and ████ I heard we made him
1:41 go into war weed we're like we've been at peace because I think it was our our whole Arrangement is if we keep NATO this far away from him then everyone's gonna be cool and then I think uh Biden or whatever convinced NATO troops to advance so they're like if you are gonna do that then I'm gonna invade Ukraine I know I know um that was uh highly accurate oh ████ so I actually think we we actually instigated it yeah we instigated it but then we go oh this guy wants War when we are the ones the way that we really did instigate it and it and it wasn't just bited but like it it goes back before even Obama yeah is so when the uh Russia was USSR there was
2:31 all the Eastern Bloc countries Eastern Europe they were under USSR right and then Germany was split into two and then that's when the whole Cold War ████ happened and then there was the whole Missile Crisis and all that right and afterwards there were like hey maybe it's not a good idea yeah that's right let's just like chill and then and then um that's also when the USSR turned into Russia and they're no longer Communists the Soviet Union disbanded remember that in all those countries the Eastern Bloc countries they became um no longer a part of the USSR like Romania and all these other countries and then the U.S started in the NATO group started recruiting all of those countries into the group because that's also a good way for them to make money it's like a franchise the US military hey I could throw my bases there I could
3:23 give you protection from what I don't know but the protection is from Russia right and then it's like we'll send you money we'll send you guns we'll send you whatever foreign but then these countries if they are now part of NATO they got to pay up so it's a military franchise it's like owning McDonald's it's like hey I have my U.S bases in Romania I have my U.S bases in Poland or whatever I just keep helping and helping and helping but you have to buy our tanks you have to buy our like equipment you have to buy our ████ and then it just keeps going and now now they're like we want to put more missiles why do you need missiles and then it gets closer and closer to Russia and then Russia is like what the ████ now you're like putting up missiles right next to my country right so you're arming yourselves to take us down which feels more Cold War animosity
4:14 but I mean regardless of fact they're in War I think what might be interesting is for us to figure out what do we think would happen in this instance if Putin really does have pancreatic cancer and he passes away or something yeah and he passes away or something like that what do we think is going to happen does he have a second dude under him that's going to do exactly what he wants I have never heard of second in command that like is so so like ready to take of the way we hear about like North Korean dictatorship and like lineage I don't know about that for Russia so unless somebody has heard of a specific second in command there was a president a puppet president that they had so there was like a couple years ago uh democratically elected Russian president but he was basically under the control Putin and then miraculously the next
5:04 election Putin won so it is the same party same thing like I mean like yeah so that's what I'm saying though like what would happen if like Putin died but they're probably thinking about that it's not like it's something you know that like he passed away randomly and they're like oh who's second best if he knows he's diagnosed with these things they're probably coming up with some sort of plan you know he's gonna take action on it yeah it's the second in command how does he have the same Mission as Putin especially in Wartime right like and the conviction and the grit to like follow through with it too especially if you got the rest of the world that's already right like unless it's North Korea yeah does it stop the world North Korea it's like that Kingdom yeah they're like the king like they're like a kingdom like they're like my grandpa and then my dad and then or like it just keeps going down like that and there's a succession
5:55 plan even like so in Cuba's something recently with with Castro like not really you know there it's like what's gonna happen then there's it's quiet same with Venezuela after Chavez is out it's like okay so Maduro I think he's the new guy but there's chaos there they're just like out so like what's gonna happen with Putin if there's no one that's charismatic and that's powerful enough to take over because they could just have infighting yeah they could be yeah yeah there's no one really that's gonna be able to take his seat because he the dictator issue is that you're the charismatic leader and then there's no one there to like replace your seat unless you have a Heir yeah pancreatic cancer is crazy too because what does it do well pancreas creates
6:46 your insulin so if he has that I'm sure he's taking insulin shots too so is it like a diabetes he just has all kinds of ████ he has to take throw that in with Parkinson's disease at the same time in memory that's a crazy yeah it sounds like they're making the decisions for the rest of us yeah and they're it's like old old men make decisions and young guys die for it you know Martin's not making decisions we just make Michael Phelps the ████ president that guy you only want a couple Olympics Michael Phelps knows the champion dude he knows how to navigate the waters you know he just swims to Russia if there's a problem who's the buffest President we
7:36 ever had the barnold is the closest president or like political leader I guess buff is a strong word for everybody Obama looked like he was good at basketball yeah he was balling dude that's racist and he's gonna he's gonna paddle board he's athletic I think it's uh Teddy Roosevelt well he's not like oh yeah oh he was a gangster though right yeah wasn't there a president like a famous president that got stuck in the bathtub because he was a little overweight sound like a Grover Cleveland ████ that's such a Grover Cleveland thing to do so at this at this time is Ukraine still under attack from Russia like at the same ferocity that it was when it was first reported or what the ████ or did it just die now like is the news dying faster than the attack is or what's what's the deal I think there's there was a I saw a video the other day of a of a fighter jet crashing into a I
8:27 saw that too yeah but that was a Russian jet crashing into a Russian building oh it was I thought it was Ukraine I guess I got malfunctioned its own ████ ████ or something and also you know for all we know this whole idea Putin battling pancreatican that could also be propaganda yeah like he's weak you can't trust nothing calling ourselves out on the news source over here like make them make them think we're weak so we can get away with some ████ post the link maybe because we seem weak with like Biden being sick and tired and old and then so like maybe they have to make their president like a baby switch wouldn't that be funny if Biden was faking it the whole time to get people to like think he was incompetent and then right yeah he's like yeah and he starts like just dunking on people in the election he's just at home ████ going ham on a Peloton he starts reciting things perfectly with no gas his suits are cut
9:17 offs now and he has ████ massive biceps damn yeah yeah yeah it's like a whole tactic to get other countries confident and ████ but then smash him at the end I do find it even more potential and interesting the idea of spreading that type of propaganda that oh this is the point in the strategy where we start letting the you know the Western countries and Nations think that we're weakening let's throw out some sort of thing that's like much of way more of a curveball because maybe the commentators have been saying that he's getting puffiness like let's let's call it steroids and but you know what I'm saying that could be sadistically it could be yeah it could be because Warfare exists on all levels and that's super effective but there's so much ████ curveball ████ like the pipeline exploding how they're like oh Putin did that what's what what's the what's the pipeline explosion it's like a natural gas pipeline that supplies through Russia and then apparently it blew up
10:08 but then they're saying that us blew it up the UK they're saying that the UK blew it up and as soon as it was everyone's 10 credits executed the Prime Minister the lady who resigned as soon as it blew up she texted somebody and said it's done and then in the UK in the UK the the female prime minister who resigned out of nowhere huh is this the reason why the taliban's at the theme park because there's someone else antagonizing us now yeah yeah they got they got time dude anything they got paid they got paid time off we're having a blast let's go let's go ████ bike in Echo Park the television Echo Park I'm the duck I mean arguably would you be kind of interested at a Taliban Yelp where they reviewed certain things and you got to see what
10:59 they thought of it that would be hilarious now that they get to like kind of kick back a little bit you know yeah just in the next decade instead of the Kardashians this is the Taliban they have no reality show on E they're all they're all going into county fairs and shooting up the fun house mirrors executive produced by Sasha Baron Cohen dude yeah just think about it just kind of writing itself as we speak that is ████ wild I don't know I think we live in a really crazy time too because before you were just told one narrative and you believed it but now there's just so many so many different pieces of information and you're from like just people that are vloggers that are on location like recording ████ but also you have like independent journalists you have you know Legacy Media you have good old JK news and then you're just like what the ████ like I'm so confused
11:51 there's so many different angles here and for what reason I'm also curious about curious about like motive like why are they telling me this info like are they telling me this so our perception about Russia is this way or like are they trying to manipulate the US like citizens to say hey we don't want this war so then we back that we back off of Ukraine so then Russia can just go in or like what's really going on I don't know I think the hardest part is that there's a move to be made in some sector for every decision that takes place in the world so let's say that there's an invasion of Russia somebody knows that oh if there's an invasion brush I'm going to capitalize on it and do this thing so then everybody looks at that thing when they discover it and go that's the reason this happened but it's not the reason it happened someone just took advantage of it just like covid like when covet happened all these people took advantage of that knowing
12:41 but way before that ████ even was close to being a thing they knew they would do that if a lockdown happened so everyone's monetizing off the moment but then people see the thing and they go Cove it's all fake it was just for this guy to make money like nah dude it was real but you know this is the effects afterwards that's just everybody has a move right that's the thing like toilet paper companies dude his friends own a own a factory in Vietnam and he was saying like when kovid was happening in China that factory just turned into a mask making factory and they just started cranking out masks and then that's the movement and then when covet hit lockdown hit they were just selling a ton of masks and I was like oh I can see how conspiracies start because they're they're just like hey these guys were smart enough to think ahead yeah and then understand like where things
13:32 are going so then because they saw what happened with SARS they saw like all the bird like bird flu ████ whatever and they're like oh there was a they didn't have enough masks back then so they're like now this time we're not gonna be late exactly yeah yeah and then so but when you can when you see that you can be like Oh The Mask industry they're the ones that ████ make covid so like they can start selling masks and ████ it's like The Big Short like the guy who monetized off the housing bubble didn't cause the housing bubbles he's simply just took advantage of the situation he saw the market that when it happened they would do nothing in regulations to prevent it next time so he's like you can do this every ████ time man and he's predicting some major Fallout soon too really what's the prediction name is like Michael Murray uh or Christian Bale what is he saying yeah what's he saying off camera tell us off camera so we can capitalize you want to make some real
14:22 bucks it's not from a mastermind economic meltdown I mean what for one thing he didn't get rid of all of his crypto he got rid of almost all of his assets except for the jail industry oh ████ by big on jails guys yeah he it's probably because the jail system's gonna go up Pump yeah so jail companies that's a crazy thing to bet on yeah for real isn't it that's like you have some heavy inside knowledge if you're like oh jail is going to be or just the way you're you're yeah the way your mind works you're like 16 steps ahead you're like okay once the recession goes and people start being delinquents and then people start getting losing their jobs so everybody's gonna get arrested and they just tried to like abolish like you know the funding police so every jail sector invest now you know that was a big criticism on his part
15:13 when he was betting against the housing market people were calling him unpatriotic because he was betting against America yeah so it's like dude if you can think like that where you're not held back by any form of like oh I have allegiance to this country you're gonna make a lot of money man during covet um Warren Buffett dumped a lot of his cash into um grocery stores wow like Kroger and all that stuff and then yeah with the inflating prices and all that like look at it he's not wrong let's just do what Warren Buffett does all right no let's do a Pelosi's husband does Pelosi's husband moves get attacked by a guy with a hand which he did get attacked yeah [Music]
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