0:06 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about what do we think would be the ultimate JK fantasy couple that would put this channel on another level. >> You and Anthony. >> What? >> I don't know about that. >> I I think there's a better option in this room, dude. I think it's a very obvious option. cute. >> But we want to hear what Bart thinks. We want to hear what Bart thinks. >> We want to hear what Bart thinks first. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We >> Why you What? >> Why are you mad? >> I'm not mad. It's just >> Why you having strong emotions? >> It's so stupid that it's hilarious. >> What's stupid? >> Stupid. >> This is a cool idea that we had. >> Yeah. >> We're really excited to share it. >> Want this. >> They want to know. >> They want to know. They want to Who who shipped here? >> Yeah. This question >> usually someone sitting next to each
0:57 other. >> No, because Steve had a good point. He said that how ████ cool it would be if it turned out that you and Bart had a secret love for each other. >> Secret hardcore gay sexual relationship. And what if And if you guys admitted it on camera and if we played it up for a year straight. >> Well, we can't do it now. It's public. >> No, I Well, I know. But saying that we would bring it to the next level. I think we would lose half the subscribers. They like, man, they were ████ gay. ████ that. Like I thought they weren't gay. That's why I like them. >> No, it's it's not gay. It's not gay. It's just sex. >> Gay? Yeah, >> it's just sex. >> It has to be. >> What are you guys talking about >> with them? It has to be deep love. >> Deep intimate sexual love. >> What the details are? Deep intimate. Like I look at each other's eyes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like like
1:47 >> ████ you guys. >> They're going to be like, "Dude, they're ████ gay. I didn't know they were ████ gay." >> I don't know, dude. 2026, dude. I feel like they be >> These guys been following us since ████ 2012. Oh, think about it like like a tabloid thing where it's like, "Oh, it turns out they're gay again." >> ████ care about that ████ >> I don't know, man. >> It's a different time, guys. >> Yeah. Be like if the Wayne's brothers were ████ >> incest and gay. That's next level, dude. >> That's like me going like, "Oh ████ I heard Bone Thugs and Harmony were actually gay. I like them more now." >> But what if they drop a new album? >> That's such sick PR. >> Listen to Bum Bum Bum. thinking about them boning each other. But what? You're listening to them again? >> No, I'm not. >> Huge PR move. >> No, I would never. >> Where Jackie Chan and Jet Lee came out and they're like, "We have had a
2:37 hardcore sexual and we are in love and we love each other." You wouldn't click on that video. >> I would ban Ta from watching their movies at home. Aw, >> see the the level the deep level of homophobe that you're projecting >> is like really indicative of your actual love for Joe. >> Okay. Can you think of a >> Cuz you're pushing too hard, I guess. >> Can you think of a better couple? >> Bless you. Huh? >> Can you think of a better couple? >> Yeah. >> JK couple that would make JK to the next >> Nothing gay. Just the way that sounds is so stupid. JK couple to the next level. That's what's missing, right though? Like cuz people did. >> Yeah, that's what's missing for sure. >> There's no more. We're not public about it. >> There's no will they, won't they? >> You're you're out with Hannah now. That
3:27 used to be kind of spicy. >> This is what we're trying to do. >> Yeah. >> We need to go. >> Remember this is Nick the bun on your lap, by the way. >> This is what we need. We need whatever couple thing to happen to trump Anony's support of ICE. >> This is so huge that no matter how much we support ICE, it doesn't matter. >> It doesn't IT support of ICE >> is above his support of >> next level, right? That means we're uncancellable. We could say the CR we could vote Trump a thousand years. Dude, that's insane. Is there so basically basically this love between Bart and Joe has to be so saving of the channel that it's got to be more powerful than the way that Bart holds conferences for all his uh >> it's going to destroy the channel
4:18 >> his Democratic friends so they can talk about how they're going to change policies and how they're going to be number one they're going to be vegan and save all the animals. >> You can't cancel this guy with that. >> No, our fans are homophobes too. That's what I'm saying. Our fans have like, "Dude, Bart and Joe are gay. ████ them." >> You think You think all our fans are homophobes? >> You really think that's how they would react? >> We have gay fans that are homophob. >> I think they would be I think they would be so hype, bro. >> Exactly. We have gay fans that are like >> He's saying you think it would be hype and you're saying exactly, but you don't want to do it. >> No, no, I'm saying exactly to him. We have gay fans that are homophobes. Like, they're like, "Bonjo, I didn't know that you guys were ████ ████." Okay. Didn't be like that. If you think that a video of you and Joe with the thumbnail being like the secret part one wouldn't get clicked on, you're ████ nuts.
5:08 >> Part one title would be the secret. >> Let's test it. Make make it with the thumbnail and see what they say. Hey, put in the comments if me and Joe are talking about our secret love. You think that'll take us to the next level. >> Dude, we ████ around so hard though. They're just going to like they're going to brush it off like, "Oh, they're just ████ around." So I don't I don't think even if it was serious, they're not going to take us serious. >> But there's there's no other power. >> Even if we're making the ████ out and we had a Only Fans release where we're ████ L7ing each other, they'll be like they're just joking. >> That's why I'm like >> like the island boys. We need to >> if we need to release a video we're making out like the island boys, >> bro. We could ████ divorce right now and then ████ remarry as like a gay marriage and everything. Have a ceremony, everything. They still won't believe it. They'll still be like, "Man,
6:00 you guys are ████ stupid." Now, this is what your comedy is now. So stupid. >> Your comedies have serious marriage. >> They're like, "Oh, you guys, man, you guys ████ fell off. You need to do some desperate ████ >> You're like gay relationship to make our fans believe it." >> Yeah. How would you do like a a demo that >> I don't think they would ever believe it. >> Nothing. >> But we're changing goals now. Are we trying to take JK to the next >> cuz those are two different things. Going to the next level is a side effect of this happening. >> We we would get picked up, I think, in some media circles. >> Yeah, >> that's true. >> They put us on Daily Wire. >> Yeah, but >> Walsh would denounce us instantly. >> JK become part of the Daily Wire family. >> I think we're >> too far too quickly. We really got to just like understand again from a primitive place like why this is
6:50 beautiful, why this is exciting, why people want to follow this this love. >> Yeah. Well, because it's interesting because it means their whole lives that we've all talked about for years has been a lie. >> I don't think I don't think gay is primitive. >> I think you could go if if you guys came out I think if you guys came out people all of our fans could go back look at former videos and see a thread a throughine. >> They're like look at this video of Barton. It's a vlog of Bart and Gio, but Bart's looking at Joe a lot. >> You can see the so gross. But then all of our fans grew up now and I think they're not shipping anybody here and they don't care anymore. >> Well, that's cuz there's no girls. >> Even when there were girls. >> When there were girls, everyone was getting shipped, dude. If I had a conversation with with >> Everyone was getting ████ >> Anybody if I had a conversation with any chick, it's like, "Oh, Steve is they want to ████ each other."
7:40 >> Yeah. But when we when we always had girls here, that was like when we were younger. But like if Bonos is here or Colleen's here, nobody's ████ shipping us. >> Yeah. Not these days. See, they're all older fans, but but they're not single. >> That's the problem. Nobody's single. >> Which is why >> I think I think this would take this chill to the next level. >> Why can't we have affairs with women? >> Everyone does that. Everyone does that. It doesn't make headlines. >> Yeah. But what if we collaborate with another channel of our generation >> that wants to do the same thing? I don't know, Smos or something like that. What if what if what if Joe and Phil from Wong Fu? >> Why you got to be gay? >> You being gay, by the way, I'd be more surprised if you were a terrorist. >> Joe and David, dude,
8:30 >> like you being gay, it kind of works. >> No, that's probably more on brand. >> Oh, Joe and David would be funny if like a June thing happened. >> Yeah, right. Yeah, they wouldn't believe it is what I'm saying. Even when it's real. >> Okay. So, who do you who do you think they would believe? Who do you think if you were dating this this other guy? >> WHY IS IT GOT TO BE A GUY? >> Like what? How would they believe it? >> Fits better. >> We just did the whole thing with Margot Robbie ████ and whatever like the the the oh codependency issue. >> That video never came out. That's more believable. >> I think it's I think it's believable for our fans if you and Ken were in a relationship. >> That's not bad. >> And that would take it to the next level. >> No, no, no. >> But K ain't famous enough. >> The next level is that K's the daddy. It would take the laser his laser show to the next level. >> He's gonna just ride off, man. Cuz what?
9:20 That laser show's kind of gay. But like grown man ████ playing with lasers and ████ What's more next level? Okay, honest question. This is very important. Everybody wants to know. >> Bart and Joe coming out as gay together or Gio is a dude the whole time? >> Gio is a dude. >> Gio >> the whole time is Pokemon. I think you're poking at our audience. >> It's like a Michelle Obama thing. >> No, I think you're poking at the audience in the ways they don't give a ████ about. >> If you want to go to the next level, it's got to be like a lesbian relationship. Our fans love lesbians. >> Oh, okay. Dive deeper. >> So, for So, for example, if Colleen was uh single, >> her and Julia have been secret lovers for 10 years >> or some ████ like that. You know what I mean? Like, we're like like two chicks.
10:10 That's true. >> We're talk. >> There's a lot of JK fans, right? >> We're only We only have dicks at our disposal, though. >> Okay. >> These horses. >> Yeah. You're starting to make up ████ >> 70% of our fans out there are like or straight men. >> Yeah. >> Straight men aren't trying to look for gay gossip. >> Women are. >> We We're all straight men. >> Women are >> every day. >> Just about. Yeah. >> I think we literally talk about gay stuff more than straight stuff every day. >> Yeah. But we ain't seeking gay gossip, dude. >> I I Google it. >> Seeking gay go. >> I don't know where to go. I go to Out Magazine. >> Are you watching ████ the straight eye for the gay guy? >> No. >> The other way around. >> Queer eye. >> Well, that's what the show would be. >> Oh, okay. That's true. >> Yeah, that's fair. >> You got to appeal to the fan base. Okay.
11:00 We have hella active women cuz they actually are more social, but our real fan base are straight men. >> What? So, what would they like to see in terms of taking the next level? >> You said our fan base was gay people that are homophobes. >> No, that's a big portion of it. >> Nobody's a homophobe about hot chicks, by the way. >> That's a big portion. >> A big portion. That's crazy, dude. How do we get so many of those? >> Normally, those are hard to find. >> Nobody's a homophobe about two hot chicks making out. We got him right here. I guess >> the big portion of it. >> It's true. >> Okay, guys. >> It's true. >> We have one of the biggest closeted
11:51 communities. We have one of the biggest closet. >> The fact that we just so happen to have an audience full of gay guys that don't want to see that Bart and Joe are actually gay. >> All right, let me explain to you this this way. They would unsubs. All the gay guys would unsubscribe because these guys are >> Yeah. Yeah. They get pissed and they leave. >> Yeah. >> The We have a gay gay guy audience who if they see a Netflix show with two guys kissing, THEY'RE LIKE A >> YEAH. >> NO, YOU KNOW what it is? >> And we can't afford to lose them cuz we're a big ████ >> They're like, I want to see a straight masculine man. >> Oh, they want to see stuff. >> Like remember that thing I sent you? It was like gay guys like, "Hey, I want to find I want to find a safe place where we could do straight activities >> and be bros. We're not gay, but we're actually gay." >> Safe straight. >> That's our fan base, dude. They don't They come here to see straight guys interact, and they're like, "You, too?
12:43 Uh-uh. I got all these other places to watch gay ████ >> Come here to see straight guys interact." >> Dude, we've never delivered. If that's the case, no. Now that you said it like that, I believe it. Jay news, dude. God, we're >> you. You're here to see straight guys hair, >> dude. That's a subtitle. >> They're like, "Yo, we got to see the lowest tea group of dudes." >> Dude, the show should open with the usual the and and the subtitle should be straight guys interact. Where straight guys interact. >> That'll be tight. >> JK News, where straight guys interact. >> Will you come to see straight guys interact? It's a safe place. >> Oh my god. >> Where men can be men. >> So, we started this video on a wrong
13:33 foot. We found I think the right foot. >> Yeah, I think we ended up there. And I think that is next level ████
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