0:00 I sometimes don't like to wait for the bathroom because up my sister's in there or something so I just pee in these bottles and she said he had logic I can't judge I peed in a bucket in the garage there was like a mini you guys still want to get rid of bullying an Illinois woman reported her husband missing in April and ended up finding his mummified remains eight months later while looking for Christmas decorations mummified mummified what preserved like properly mummified like just not I don't think I think improperly it's a sarcophagus what the heck wait what's mummified is it like not decomposed but preserved what is it was it wrapped like there's four no I didn't uh check the definition but what do you what's your definition oh this says mummified so I read it
0:57 remove the organs put it in a part you know this guy's never hosted before ancient Egyptians I wonder if there's a way to accidentally mummify yourself dude we're gonna start accidentally yeah cut a hole in your ass and then watch your organ drop out I'm trying to figure out preserve during the gentleman's era of JK I think that stupid questions will be responded to with a beating to death wait are we in the gym I want to talk about yeah that's what Joe called it the gentleman's era at this time that's what we're is this is that the air we're in right now koi look at him I think he was trying to force ████ it into the situation a little bit he's like you're more than a gentleman oh he's calling you out he's forcing it he's calling you is that what I said last time I made up an era but I forgot what we call it the gentleman's area okay we're gentlemen as the JK historian I I cataloged all of this all right now
1:48 there's gonna be a coffee table books coming out next year so no he's mummified right eight months after being missing she finds him looking for Christmas decorations in The Hideaway Closet in her home hey you know what oh ████ she did it dude what she did it so apparently not but why would you give yourself I'll be like I found him eight months later because you know some people like some criminals like we've covered stories like this where like they'll just kind of do something that they think they'll get away with yeah it's right under my nose the whole time it's like someone who farted and blamed other people imagine she found him and his his hand is like this because he's still looking for the Chris himself in Christmas lights if somebody in your household went missing wouldn't you look through the whole house
2:38 especially the closet it's always the last place I honestly I think it's fair to say Pantry dude there is something fishy going on yeah in the house though so this guy was reported missing April 27th one day after calling his wife to tell her he's leaving work early she told the police she returned that day to find his truck parked outside their house with his wallet and keys left behind but no traces of her husband and hasn't heard from him since police initially surfed searched the residents which they described as a hoarder house oh so he was buried in all the junk crushed alive dude they found they found a thing but they did notice a sewer-like odor inside the home but they couldn't they couldn't find out where it was coming so it already stank right everything stiff and you know what happened this is how he died dude you
3:28 guys ever seen Uncle Buck oh ████ what was that that was scary that's how he died yeah he opens up the like the closet bowling ball hits him home alone dead home alone so how did he die a ornament hits him in his head but the mummification is the mystery like if his body was just oh I got cracked it's cold where he's at and it snows so he got mummified he also could just be packed perfectly between Christmas decorations yeah like it's about indo-box in such a way yeah yeah instead of it closed and it Raffles and it wrapped him up like you know what hoarders when they clean out their house and they find a bunch of dead cats yeah and they're like just like that yeah they find I think it just starves to death and it
4:18 runs out of junk to eat it's like under like the cat doesn't leave the house no I don't think they would be able to because they found it dead my mom lost my phone I'm just trying to talk about all these people who love cats or like cats are smarter than dogs and I'm like a dog will ████ leave the house if there's no ████ food I don't know about that I had a mummified frog well because my mom she lost my frog when she was like helping me clean out the tank and then I was out playing got distracted add you know and I came back and she's like I'm so sorry I lost your frog and I was like ████ I was over it right and then one day we were cleaning right how big is the Frog it was like this big okay frog size it was like this it was like a tiny frog oh oh like a one day we were cleaning the living room and then my mom found them under the couch there Frozen ████ I mean a mummified crispy ████ dried up oh ████ yeah
5:10 Preserve no like this oh just ████ was that the last frog Jersey jerky what was that the last time no he thought about it speaking of add so sometimes sometimes later the the and that wasn't to Joe by the way this room is wild today let's let's try to stick to this a little bit okay so Steve's saying that we're in trouble bro so she a hoarder right calls the cops to complain about a ████ odor when a when a hoarder calls the cops that means it's bad that's rough because they live in ████ exactly so then they Circle a second time favorite scent then a plumber gets called to the house to put a cap on a sewer pipe in the basement which was a suspected source of the odor and it doesn't help
6:00 so then you know basically months go by no sign of the guy his wife's looking for Christmas decorations on December 11 she told police she went to go access a storage area and she was looking for their Frosty the Snowman six-footer behind the clothes in a crowded closet under a six foot Frosty the Snowman outdoor ornament that is where she found her husband holy ████ it was Frosty and apparently he was staring at it too that's ████ up was he like looking at and like staring at him do they have this is getting scary do they have the cause of death by chance staring in a Frosty's cold
7:01 so apparently he had committed suicides what the coroner said oh but how did he drink mummification liquid and then he's like I'm going to bed he drank Mercury he drank formaldehyde doesn't say it says pending toxicology results but they believe it was a suicide it was only a matter of time dude because I'm sure he probably didn't want to live in that house porterhouse dude living in a whorehouse is probably have you guys been to anybody's actual hoarder house I've seen porterhouse I've seen I've seen shows really my parents are you raised ████ hoarders bro that like really bad though 100 not like Thrift Shop hoarder like how bad what are they like an antique shop for bad enough where like there's no corner of the house that didn't have ████ in it wait let me ask you this can you see the floor of your home yeah yeah it's not like ████ though what were they collecting it's like they got chicken feed on the ground and ████ somewhere [Laughter] everywhere dead cats no not like that
7:51 but like definitely like what the ████ is this emotional or just like random stuff you're random stuff do you feel like that changed how you live your life like are you a complete minimalist Yes except for all that bling on you ████ yeah exactly right no like pie you know what Nikki and I are both the same way thank God like where we both don't want a bunch of ████ yeah but when you guys go over for like family gatherings how's their space you guys have to move all the Train toys and that's where they're supposed to be so my mom if she knew we were coming home I could end up bringing Nikki home she would clean up but like you know it's like it's like organizing a mess you know what I mean yeah so it's like okay it still looks like a thrift store basically but like it's like got aisles yeah but it's not like those cramp dials like where it's like you you have to
8:41 look sideways walk or anything it's like you could live inside of it but it's kind of whack it's not optimal yeah it makes you feel stressed out of there it's like what the ████ yeah it's like my neighbor my neighbor has drugstore lighting like this oh no no no no why he says he puts in all the houses that he gets and I'm like it's good for your skin it gives me a headache dude stuff that's good fluorescent too much blue light makes me feel like I'm working in an office when I go to his house I feel like I'm visiting my parents but that's the kind of thing your environment can stress you out and so I think hoarder ████ could could drive someone to Suicide was there a note was there a suicide note no no dude what if it's the opposite what if it's the opposite and he loved his stuff so much he's like I want to just die in it like that's what they did the Egyptians you bury them with your goods so maybe he valued his Christmas he wanted to go with his Goods does it say he was Egyptian yeah he's
9:31 Egyptian well mummification is such a specific word I know yeah that's what I'm saying like why did he get mummified I think people just get dried out to your point they say that he had dried up enough the fluids were removed from the skin which could explain why the remains didn't have as strong an odor over time and why it took so long for his body to be found yeah rotten food in there too in the house I don't think so I don't know I remember watching hoarders and they were there was this guy that would save his ████ and piss huh save it because you hoarded that dude because he doesn't want to waste any he would save his urine or he would put stuff in a jar and then urinate in the jar yeah like like uh you know so you have and they would he would just have ████ ████ glass jars and bottles of just ████ and piss dude I have a story about a friend that I found out did that why and it was really disturbing they're not your
10:21 friend anymore but why did they do that it was back in high school we thought it'd be funny to go to a friend's house this is when screamed the movie was like huge so he bought a scream mask and we went to his window and we were just stood there with it and he was like oh ████ and then um he uh he had to invite us in because we were all there laughing we went into his room and in his room there was just a ton of water bottles filled with piss what yeah is this was he living at home was was living at home and then we were like he didn't want to go to the bathroom so we asked him we were like why do you have why do you pee in these bottles how yellow was it and he was like super embarrassed and he was like he should be he I guess like he did it so much he forgot that he did it and then like you know like when people do ████ like that they're not thinking of it all the time that's why you need friends it's just mental health baby yeah it just hit him that we saw it all and then he was like
11:12 I sometimes don't like to wait for the bathroom because up my sister's in there or something so I just pee in these bottles and she said he had logic I can't judge there was like a like I'll keep that many you guys still want to get rid of bullying I'm gonna ask a couple questions assuming the house had only one bathroom I don't know if it did but there was a bathroom right next to his room and he's his excuse was that his sister was always in it but a Hundred Bottles like apparently she was because she's not clowning his ass like you got to throw him out sometime yeah or what about like just peeing in the woods or just outside outside I peed outside this morning that's why I think some some people just do ████ they just like that they're doing it and then yeah and it becomes like this weird shame you're still friends with this person no I'm not
12:02 he broke the world record for spinning on his head oh ████ like song My Song [Music] foreign
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