0:00 whatever I do I think would just be like Asian man gets bitten by a homeless you already know uh we're gonna see um a short film oh it's kind of going around right now uh and uh no oh this one oh I heard about this what a ████ ████ dude I love how there's music [Music] dude him Crossing his feet doing it uh such a dick that's been so me going around for a minute huh that's been going around viral like right around now yeah yeah I mean it went through its
0:50 rounds already like he got his uh statement out and then now they arrested him in shade so context for everybody who doesn't know this is a San Francisco Art Gallery owner who is caught on video spraying a homeless woman with a hose um he was arrested this past Wednesday for this act and the D.A called his actions completely unacceptable I mean it's already been raining so the homeless people have been like in a flood and then he's hosing her down yeah you can't do this that's too much is it a double standard what if it was a dude that's the thing would be okay and like the gallery owner was a chick no it's like a dude on dude I don't think the gender matters I think is the action that is pretty funny I think they were on this if they weren't sitting but they were posing a threat and he was using the hose as like don't ████ bite me then it's like oh okay that's different but then it just seems like he's kicking
1:42 down because she's already sitting down on the ground and then he's just he got that posture too right like there's such a dick when he's doing it well they did also report like headlines for that ████ straight up said white man sprays black homeless woman also which was black oh my they want to lean into that I know it's like come on like I um I did read some other things the the homeless lady was I guess like harassing or there's just been some backstory they have an ongoing thing and then they're like yeah so we asked her to move all this stuff and then things wouldn't so then instead of like being able to physically move her that was his stupid solution and he said that like through the year or whatever that he's let her sleep on and stoop he said all these things about being supportive to her but there's no evidence of that yeah yeah we don't know there's no video nobody was recording that yeah my
2:33 viewing experience was when I first saw that I was oh that's ████ up but then I started thinking about uh when I was living back in Glendora and there's that one guy that would like play all the construction sites being on everyone's door and was like pretty much a nuisance yeah and um I've been at like my neighbor's house because he he lived there for a year before I moved in and there was one time me and him he was like just showing me like oh this is like what I'm doing to my backyard and mid talking this guy just Sprints like outside of his living room and goes outside and he goes what the ████ did I tell you about coming back here because he was a police officer and then you see that guy oh ████ and he's ████ just he books it right because he looks about to get his ass beat and he comes back and goes that ████ and I was oh dude I've seen that guy around so now if I put myself in that mindset and if you have a guy that is constantly either ████ in
3:24 front of you ruining her business uh and it's one of those like well you have no right to move me I could be I'm like I could see how someone that really got annoyed over six months or whatever could just snap yeah well ████ it then if you don't I'm gonna maybe he threatened I don't know maybe he was like if you don't move I'ma spray you and she'll go ahead and do it and then I don't know yeah so for me I'm kind of like split where I'm like right from the get-go it's cold as ████ there's another human being why the ████ would you do that and then also it's one of those things where you call the cops and the cops will show up and go can't do anything right that's what he said happened 20 he said there's like a record 29 calls damn that they they didn't do nothing it's ████ up but it's one of those things where it's like I don't know what the right answer is like obviously not spraying her in the face is not this top of the list like don't do that yeah but it's like spray the tree and let it come down yo or just record yourself already like
4:16 I watched the sidewalk every week so I'm just gonna spray around you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like this thing yeah I don't know I'm just gonna spray around unlike another option probably maybe water balloons no that's not fun but it doesn't even solve the problem because all it does is now she's in someone else's front front of the store like she's still yeah it doesn't solve the issue right and then so like the main issue solves his issue yeah but now she's in someone else's front yeah and he's gonna spray her you just gave me a sprain her like that bro I mean that's the main thing is like that's why I was like oh you can't do it you just can't do that bro like we've all had situations at least if you own a business you have dealt with this like there's just no way around it in LA but as bad as you might want to do that you still can't do that like it doesn't matter there was this homeless lady that was staying outside the gym and she was out there every single day and she was
5:06 like this Native American woman and she was really sweet and then we'd just be like we're not gonna tell you to ████ leave and we're gonna be like what's up we would say hi to her and then she eventually just stopped coming around like we were just kick it with her we would like just be cordial with her you know but she wasn't probably doing she wasn't doing like anything crazy like until they're like breaking the law yeah like she wasn't being a wild lady but then like I'm sure that of course that would have changed the whole dynamic but it's like dude like just stick dude this guy's standing like this it's the posture and everything the smugness bro it's so small and he's it's an art gallery like oh God like you're such an ████ yeah he should have just put us he should have put a Super Soaker in her hand so it looks like there's a two-way fight this changes the whole oh don't get me got like a raincoat on and everything yeah no it's just they're having a water
5:57 fight it's just so obvious that that's just not allowed like it doesn't matter what how you feel about the situation a better move is like okay say if she was like pooping outside of his house and like outside oh that sucks and being wild he should take a bucket outside and pop a squat and poop right next to it in front of her that's the better move that is Art I ████ like that yeah yeah and then maybe they hang out maybe that's the best ████ buddy cop movie ever seen I get that it's his way of revolting and to show that the system is failing you can't but you're just playing the wrong role in that one of the bossest ways I've seen people handle uh like homeless problem is uh there was like a get-together at Geo's mom's house right next door is this empty Warehouse that's full of like homeless ████ Bandits that was born in their ████
6:48 Panda yes the only wires and scraps bike and just throw the bike and just dive in and then you see him like come out with ████ just like the gym cereals and then they're like riding they're riding away right and then I was like I was like ████ I don't even know how to like go about this like they're about to have like 30 kids over and then Jill's uh family has like this gangster ass looking cholo dude he has like a ████ 67 money could you just have a dude like that every family got one so he rolls up he rolls up I'm like oh ████ I think he'd be good to talk to them because I don't know what to say whatever I do I think I'm gonna just be like Asian man ████ gets bitten by home you already know your headline on next shark Asian YouTuber or whatever
7:40 Dynamite vest comes up yeah I better stay out of this this fool rolls up in his ████ Armani Carlo he's like bald ████ he's all big and ████ he comes out and he goes hey everyone come over here five bucks to everybody to everyone that cleans up this Alleyway and bounces and everyone just starts cleaning ████ to start sweeping and ████ and I was like damn this ████ Denzel Washington this way out of this yeah dude and he just passed out pretty much 20 bucks they all just did whatever and they just all bounced and I was like that was smooth but that only works on Tweakers though because like I've seen those guys and I think they're not like gone like this lady like if they're like you might be gone go on like that need they just need mental help like she's been talking to herself like she might bite somebody like they're not really there just like look I'll give you 20 bucks if the tree that you chill at is
8:31 just that tree over there for the month but she might be like I'll give you a hundred bucks and you let you dance with me you're like ████ the counter is too good so ████ bad situation happened in real life I would just be like let's dance give me a hundred Let's Dance a lot of the you got 100 bucks a lot of the homeless people like that I see or in Waikiki a lot of them are just mentally like they need a lot of support they're not panhandling they're like talking Imaginary Friends they're just they need mental health they're just gone so they're not they're not out there like they're just sometimes like scaring tourists or whatever right but I felt so bad because there's so many security guards and their most of their job is to deal with like the the homeless
9:21 population that come into the street and so in in one area um where I have my like office at I walk down I saw the security guard and then in the morning this this homeless dude was yelling at all the people there so he had to like talk to him and all that and I heard him like he was getting berated by the dude and he was like trying to fight him and all this and all he had to do was just like be the only guy to like try to calm this dude down yeah he's not logical he's just nuts right and so at least his attention's on the security guard the security guards like this tall like Hawaiian dude and then the the guy that's like homeless I don't know what he is but he was out here calling him Holly which is like white guy or whatever right or like Foreigner and so I'm like what is he looking at because this guy is obviously a Hawaiian guy like and then so he's like you how he's coming here and do all
10:11 this stuff and then he's all bro he's like I was I'm from here like he's trying to talk sense to him right none of that and I'm just doesn't work ████ so I go I go into the uh uh you know work whatever come back four hours later he's still standing there yelling at him but now he's like tired so he's sitting while he's like yelling at him and no one's there to help no cops nothing and I'm like dude you have to deal with this ████ he goes dude it's like every week every week there's like somebody that's just off their ████ rails and then like I just have to stand here and watch and talk to him yeah and I'm like that is ████ rough man and then so all of these places with with homeless like situations like this I think one is like they need like like a um like some type of Social Service like that we used to have like a mental institution I don't know if that's the right word to call it but
11:01 like you know like we used to have that but I think it was in the 70s or something and it just released them all that's kind of tight in terms of like especially the security guard uh like expects or knows that's his job like and it's just like oh yeah because it's me I just got to talk to them like at the end of the day even though it's like crazy ass homeless people they just want somebody to talk to you sometimes you know what I mean so if as long as it doesn't get dangerous if you're just kind of like oh yeah I just gotta talk to them until they're done talking that's a tough gig yeah
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