0:00 I thought the first rule of Hong Kong well they let the spy in let me tell you something boys that's where dreams come true oh damn Hong Kong is a place [Music] all right so you were just telling us about some amazing thing that happened yeah dude so this guy in Oregon Eugene Oregon right empty empty empties out his uh family shared bank account and out of like anger and rage and took it all out and he went on a high speed per suitcase in the freeway and was throwing two hundred thousand dollars whoa I'm talking about big bills too hundred a hundred dollar bills out of the window so the car the cars immediately stopped
0:51 and got out of the car and started ████ grabbing money dude which all of us would do yeah well others would do but we would all do that so they caught the guy he went to jail you know I was good but then the families uh asking for the people who went out and got the money to return the money please yeah right who's gonna ████ return the money like that's honestly that's your son's dumbass idea to do that so I thought people oh you were nice was it wait so who is it the Father the like who what who are the other shared people who's the person that did it was it the sun the sun the Sun so he's mad at his parents he's mad at his parents took the money out of the shared bank I mean it's the parents fault that he has full access to the family yeah exactly how rich is this guy that he could just throw away 200 G's like that he's quite an idiot does he have more money on the other side where it's like pennies to
1:41 him I mean if you're in a shared bank account with your family you're probably you probably don't have a normal sense of money and also like what did you do yeah to the kid to piss him off like just to just throw away all that kid's just a rotten ████ apple he sounds like a ████ sounds like a piece of ████ piece of ████ yeah that is a nut that's a crazy but also a great guy if you're one of the people that caught the money oh people caught like there's people that are reported like that I caught like two thousand dollars worth imagine it's coming up anyway and that's 200 000 I get throughout what if we're what if we're just judging this guy and it's one of those things we're like oh you guys ever care about is money well if that's what you care about Mom and Dad I'll show you you agree ████ we need a
2:31 background check on this guy yeah yeah yeah yeah that kid sucks has anybody brought any of it back there could be a good Christian again if this is like you know California Oregon Oregon I mean you know Eugene Oregon they're very like I think some people gave it back I felt guilty spending a thousand so I decided to give my 200 back yeah so to be clear every one of us would stop and pick up money yeah yeah ████ yeah like money is flying out of the car I'm pulling over if I see all these people slowing down we're like we're creating a wall yeah yeah let me tell you something right now my guy okay I was ████ at school and some kid ████ lost five dollars and I found it and I put it in my pocket and then they
3:21 stopped the class we're not going to lunch until somebody replaced those brings that five dollars back and the kids crying and I knew the ████ kid I sat there and I was like do you have it nope you should have learned a lesson if we check your pockets make me I'll call the principal right now I have right s and so they never you could have just been like that's mine yeah no no it was obviously they didn't tell me to check my pockets I was like very convincing I was like dude I was a very good actor yeah did you have the five dollars like no that was the concerned person too it's like dude who has [Laughter] detective everyone we gotta go to lunch dude it's ████ Johnny's money
4:12 and like I would get really angry at the tears like all right calm down calm down that's okay we'll find it's almost fine you get closer to Johnny matter of fact go to lunch go calm down wolf federalism [Laughter] I want Josh I could buy everything what dude does anybody one of Cheetos or no hot Cheetos with cheese five bucks you know what I mean I'll get you a lot of it like 50 75 cents yeah I mean a dollar with ████ extra cheese so to answer your question I wouldn't give a goddamn dime back finders I lived on this American rule dude Finders
5:02 Keepers losers what if you found somebody's wallet and had their idea in it you know how many times I've done that no if I were to find I did return somebody's wallet because I do remember like it happened to me and it sucked yeah and that really sucked and I remember going like ████ are you kidding me and it was devastating like I just like had everything and I was like ████ that so one time I did find somebody's wallet I'm like oh and it had money but it was just like I remember that moment I looked at this address on his ID and it showed up and I gave it to him that's cool he was happy he didn't he didn't give me ████ but he was happy though he couldn't believe it either he's like dude are you ████ no way give me a couple hugs and I'm like yeah yeah it's all good dude you have a daughter I had a lot of friends with uh questionable moralities right so one one
5:52 of them found a wallet at the mall he's like oh ████ look at this ████ you know and then he takes the money and I'm like Okay cool so you're gonna return it goes no I want them to know that I took it so I'm like what are you gonna do so he throws it away and he goes I don't want their identity to be stolen okay that guy that's smart so I'm like so you're carrying you're caring because you don't want their ID credit cards and all those things to be stolen but I'm like dude you could take the cash and give the rest to the security and then I'm just like what the ████ oh my God are you serious have you have you guys ever been to like a club where there's bottle service and then there's a guy that starts throwing like dollar bills everywhere really yeah it's like a thing yeah my brother does that yeah yeah so a lot of people do that but it's really bad taste to like pick the
6:42 money up really why because you look like a crazy guy because you look like a bar or something dude I'll give a ████ I'll be on my knees and just pick him up but it's supposed to be for the the bar the waiter later it's really yeah it's supposed to be for the house basically oh okay I've been in strip clubs where I like I had friends who were like showing off their wealth and I'm like I step on it or something and I just ████ drag it there's a lot of strippers I cut my like the strip right we caught a ice look crab in the money what are you doing foreign thing
8:05 that was great for grabbing money dude that ████ was fun have you seen those dollar guns that you can make it rain yeah I never seen them before I want to use them oh yeah yeah that's pretty fun I never threw money like that I would like to do it at a strip club you never made it rain yeah we're like and then just make it rain in the butt the butt just I think I respect money too much I don't know if I could do that yeah that's the thing dude I'm very you have to have an attitude of like ████ money I don't give a ████ but I'm like I don't know that that's not honest to what I feel that's not me you know what the circles I just feel so ████ fake there dude you know they tell you what you want to hear and I just feel so like you're like you don't want me for me I know you don't like it you don't even know me that's what I would say though yeah as you cry yeah I'm like no I don't want to dance with you I don't even know who I am I don't know I don't even know what I like
8:56 I was getting a lap dance and that's when I was like I'm never coming to strip club again I was like getting a lot I really like the girl she's like gave me a lap dance and I'm like in it and I'm just looking at her whatever and then for some reason I'm just wondering is she liking this yeah yeah yeah so then I look at the mirror and I see the mirror and she's legit just like and I remember going like yeah I'm not doing this this is like so awkward because it's a job and she's just like she was you could just see it in her face like it's like what time am I off like what is going on this small dick is so and I'm just like this is all I was the worst and I was like never again this is just so awkward like for me yeah so I just I just go with prostitutes now that's a real ████ deal dude why are you messing around why are we
9:46 getting blue balls here that's my mindset if I'm gonna go if I'm gonna go to strip club I'd rather not go to a strip club and like if I'm gonna indulge in services like that you might as well just get a process you might as well jizz you might as well do the real thing you're gonna spend money some dudes dude yeah yeah that's true that's true though some strippers do end up giving you that Liberty yeah have you guys ever been to where you go They're gonna like you though right have you guys ever like heard of this magical place uh it's called Hong Kong Hong Kong my buddy was talking about how did you guys know wait Hong Kong down south yeah TJ Hong Kong oh no it's one of those I gotta like take a shot before you tell me I thought the first rule of Hong Kong well they let the spy in let me tell you something boys that's
10:36 where dreams come true oh damn Hong Kong is a place magical place where you can when anything goes you know what I'm saying oh there Money Talks oh I see one of those kinds you know what it is it's like all these people they're like all these ████ active Shooters are like not getting ████ and they're like send them to Hong Kong send them to Hong Kong all right let's sit in Hong Kong not the country but like the one in Tijuana looking ████ fine there should be a fund by the government for this you know the things you can do for a hundred dollars oh God I mean your dreams will come true you're a ████ King you know what I'm saying you see things the things that I've seen was just like wow I grew up like like really fast up there just like with
11:28 one walk walk around like whoa I became like five years older I'm a seasoned vet now are you definitely like after like an hour you're like this is rough there's a lot going on here so when you walk in what's the first thing you see first thing you see right you walk in it's like three levels and then the fancy Asians are at the top you know the fancy oh yeah they got the fancy Asians over there at the top yeah they're ████ straight Maniacs dude they're doing some ████ nasty stuff up there and then uh you walk in and there's just strippers normal strip club it's beautiful you know they're greeting you in I can puss in your face you're just like oh lovely yes ████ my fantastic you're walking past that then in the back it gets needy greedy he gets nasty dude that's when things are like things are being used stuff is going on so it's time to rest you gotta
12:20 just figure it out the rest when the cameras turn off I'll tell you some ████ stories dude but what I saw back there was definitely on like okay okay you're gonna walk in a virgin and leave wow dude yes dude exactly you walk in and you're like just from seeing it you get AIDS you're busting nuts just seeing it yeah you're just like oh ████ everybody's just yeah you gotta Hong Kong [Music] foreign
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