0:00 most of the crash dangers happen during Landing or like one of the when when the malfunctions happen bro when they land it feels like they haven't worked out all the Kinks yet like sometimes it it does it's too loud and it makes me too nervous when we land you know what's funny it's interesting that the higher rate of failure is when the plane becomes a car [Laughter] [Music] again so have you guys been flying around recently using airplanes and stuff like that don't tell me I got cancer you have cancer Jo ████ if you recently were on a plane you would now have cancer yeah is class blue s BL no so check this out the biggest US airlines are searching for thousands of jet engine parts with fake safety certificates that were installed on their planes wow I'm
0:50 talking about the big boys I'm talking about American Airlines united Southwest Delta dude I fly American do budget then wow the budget even planes are faking smog chests so I know right there's a there's a a uh a broker of Airline partk called AOG Technics and there's been a lawsuit filed by General Electric and their engine partner and they say that the the company used large scale falsification of documentation to sell engine parts to Airlines so they're ducking yeah a lot of the safety concerns they have an entire apparatus for like double checking and triple checking like these parts before they get to these planes uh on these PL so they just ████ were able to weasel through the double checking and the triple cheing safety Parts why couldn't it just be like the toilet lever or something it was all so these spare
1:40 parts were supplied with false certification documents and uh now all these airlines are trying to basically go through and check all their parts and see which ones do the savings get passed down to you because of that nope only to death nope this is like the scariest ████ I've ever heard right can you imagine like what if we start experiencing Mass like Airline accidents holy ████ Mass Airline accidents I put this article in yesterday before I got into a Delta flight oh my God was that scary it was scary especially cuz it was making you know I'm sure it was making the same noise it always makes but I'm like it doesn't normally make that noise you should anytime you land I'm like I always prepare myself to be like we might die do you clap when you land they used to do that a lot don't do that cuz if the four big ones have it all of them have it yeah I mean that's crazy well if
2:32 turbulence is really bad I have been on some planes that clapped cuz the turbulence was so nuts yeah and they didn't say United right maybe United paid for this article oh you think so yeah American Delta who else American United Southwest Delta Southwest everybody but flying is super super super safe because of how many checks they do it's actually more dangerous to drive but we're just more afraid of but that might be the statistic before they had fake Parts yeah but you know what it is too now we got fake parts that's a big variable change statistics when every time somebody says that to me I just think about okay cool but if I get in a car accident I could live you could live yeah for me if you're in the plane and then dude you ever think about like how long it takes to hit the ground and like that ████ mind ████ the Free Fall you're just screaming for like 5 minutes dude did you guys hear like that that's my face so so a
3:22 typical flight's like like 30,000 ft right yeah so remember when um we were kids but in the 1980s the Challenger um spacial like got destroyed right one of the most ████ up things that the media never said about that incident is that the astronaut survived the the explosion the safety capsule was jettisoned and they all were just in freeall for minutes and minutes and minutes because they were so high up in the atmosphere yeah holy ████ that's like free sky so the impact of the Fall is what killed him that's what killed him it wasn't the the what I never knew that I know dude it's one of those my God God yeah and so like being in freef Fall for like I don't know 10 minutes I make the best out of it 10 minutes what what would you do I'd start spinning and trying to squirrel suit style ████ so the protocol that thing it
4:13 jettison itself and it's supposed to have a shoot I I don't know what the deal is with it like I don't know that it was like the shoot malfunction or anything like that I just know that they they were in freef fall and that's what the impact is what killed them cuz they they they had they they recovered the capsule like that I heard that right before you even hit the ground though the pressure you die it'd be like Sandra Bullock and gravity the end is just she dies basically yeah she got really lucky in that water yeah like of course you're going to ████ survive Landing in the water with no ████ everything and George Clooney is like faking your head like come on spoiler he was faking your head the whole time really that's a good twist most of the crash dangers happen during Landing or like one of the when when the malfunctions happen cuz the wheels or whatever but then and in the air they say it's really ████ safe because
5:03 there's a lot of fail proofs bro when they land it feels like they haven't worked out all the Kinks yet like sometimes it it does it's too loud and it makes me too nervous when we land you know what's funny it's interesting that the higher rate of failure is when the plane becomes a car again right yeah blows out a tire oh that's not a plane crash it's not a plane CR cuz in the air they have backups to backups like they have a lot of redundancies cuzz it's like if this engine fails they have this uh and then or like if this piece fails and then they have this or whatever so well and both engines can fail and it's aerodynamic enough where you could maybe that's what I heard about propeller can it won't just like like just nose dive I mean i' I don't know about in with the big heavy planes but with small planes definitely it's like a glider yeah I was recently on my way back from Vegas this past weekend and uh I was ████ up so I
5:54 was like trying to sleep I just saw him you were in Vegas yeah yeah you're never in Vegas I just got back well you missed his freaking valow renewal thing I didn't know not anyways so I was on my cut that out so I was on my way back from Vegas and you know I was ████ up so I was like sleeping and maybe I'm just used to flights like that but there was apparently a lot of turbulence and Nina the whole time was squeezing the ████ out of my hand and like looking out the windows if you could do anything and I was just like but you know when you're like in turbulence and you're just used to it don't you kind of like oh because you fly so much yeah don't you like not care anymore I don't even care at all yeah yeah but like people who are rarely flying turbulence ████ you up for sure like everything about your experience but ████ just be scared yeah ████ be tripping ████ be tripping the the
6:46 turbulence that like drops like 4 feet randomly gets me still yeah that that's like a Tower of Terror that's a roller coaster if if your gut goes up here no matter what you're going to get hit when Tiff starts tripping about turbulence I tell her I'm like look babe there's nothing we could do if we crash we crash die exactly what they want to hear I was like babe that's it we just let go do you close the seat Bel a bit more N I just try to let go just you just put the oxygen mask on or just like I got to put mine on first you should take off her seat belt yeah like come on baby let him fly with this news do you guys want to fly less no for real I like Adventure it doesn't surprise me I feel like even back when we were flying years ago the same ████ was probably happening Parts I like knowing that they're on it but then it makes it worries me that they weren't on it yeah someone ████ up yeah someone bypassed it's like should I go to church after I find out they did a bunch of kids I'm like you know at least
7:38 I know they're probably still going to do it so the the a US database of approvals for parts like the on sold by this this group um shows no record of the company having received any approvals so that's kind of how they were able to put together what happened and now they're just trying to go through and and almost do a census of all their parts I read that they started investigating and then the company I think that made the all the parts that company dissolves and doesn't even exist anymore what so they're trying to yeah they're trying to like figure out like like who did this like who's behind all this and this just gone is that crazy some ████ crazy ████ there's got to be way better records for something so serious on the yeah and go the part for the engine Wing they
8:28 have and then they go that's exactly how they do it you know what they should get they should get the system from AutoZone good system cuz when you get to Auto Zone they got a good system they really do though they do cuz you could get it on their website and then they'll when you show up the parts are there or you go to the store and you go I need WD40 and then they're like we got 10 in stock you know what sometimes sometimes it's not good cuz sometimes I remember I went recently when we had the ████ hurricane or whatever a big deal and I need to switch my windshield wipers out and I was like hey can I can I can you tell me which windshield wiper I need to get he goes yeah what car do you have I I have a Chevy Silver Rod and he goes then he was like is it 26 in or 28 in windshield wipers and I'm like shouldn't you know cuz I don't know how why would I know that ████ yeah but how the ████ am I you making fun of me yeah I really like my windshield rers I
9:19 got now what' you get 26 to 28 I forgot fck but it was like the extreme one how bad do they hit each other when you use you got one of each this one make you guys feel better the most this will make you guys feel better the most affected engine model the cfm56 holds the record for most aircraft engines ever sold with over 33,000 of the turbines delivered to customers since its entry to service in 1982 so that's like the most reliable airplane motor that's the most affected engine model in this Scandal that's the yeah the one that everyone uses well well that's good I fly Hawaiian Airlines and that's not in there what if the malfunctions aren't that bad know huh what if the malfunctions aren't that bad like what if it yeah what if it's not that big deal like we haven't seen any PL crash Hawaiian Airlines uses the
10:10 cfm56 no I got to go Southwest now Southwest he definitely named it them be probably every Airline one time on Hawaiian Airlines we're flying into Hawaii and just some smoke like a loud bang popped as we're landing and then the cabin started filling smoke no ████ way and they're selling ████ credit cards to us the captain's like hey the captain's like don't forget the spirit of Aloha yeah and he's ████ yeah all the Ste are walking down like oh would you like a pamphlet would you like would you like one and then the Hawaii fire department had to come they didn't explain anything at all like oh sorry about that guys he sounded nervous we were all nervous that made me nervous it was a Hawaiian Airlines flight that had that recent crazy turb that have you seen the footage started with the flight attendant looking like this with blood dripping down her ████ skull I saw
11:01 lady hit the ████ top of the the tube that's pretty rough faulty engine parts right there that's the Denzel movie that happened in that flight yeah same thing oh Training Day yeah I feel like that's the turbulence that our wives look at and go see it can happen that's true and I'm like love hearing that you should wear a seat Bel yeah yeah what you doing walking around the aisles idiot you know but after that video though I started wearing my seat belt when I slept I think you have to Bro oh just in case uh yeah yeah because what if you get that kind of crazy turbulence and then you're sleeping and you fly and you wake up hitting the top of the ████ airplane you got to do it like rying though where you tuck your arms under the seat Bel so you don't hit people while you sleep yeah you got to make a straight jacket you do that yeah cuz or else I'm going to do this what the ████ you're popping locking while you're sleeping what's this the funk never stops he breaks Dan in as sleep yeah I
11:52 have like weird like ticks where when I sleep I can't keep a water bottle too close to my nightstand cuz sometimes I'll knock it over and then I waake wake up and there's a ████ puddle ground you're afraid for the water bottle what about like Gio you're going to give her a ████ for some reason it only goes this side if you hit somebody you don't Smack smack no it only goes on my left side it's only when I'm on a plane not when I'm like laying this way it's only when I'm on a plan I like start to do this so then I put my arms in a thing and I don't wake up the whole flight wow I need do that so when you don't strap yourself in do you wake yourself up by throwing your arms around I do yeah or someone else gets hit and they wake me up I guarantee you the probability of is so small it's just scary to think about it but you're going to be okay but if there's a bunch of disasters soon just remember we broke the news here first just kidding and if it does happen it's even safer because you know the worst of
12:43 the luck just went through Joe can you cut the ad for um to make everyone feel better Joe from just kidy news on this Airline thing hey if it happened already that's the perfect time to fly because it's going to be cheaper and then on top of that probabilities are much lower once it already happened just like when you play roulette and what if it didn't happen yet then what's the other commercial don't be such a ████ get on the flights die in the sky like a man that's why this show is [Music] here
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