0:00 There is always like a leftover table. You're like, I don't know what to do with these people. We're just gonna put them all. >> I'm always a part of that table. She used to work She used to work in wedding planning, by the way. >> Yeah. You know, like the the the corner table where it's a mismatch of people that they just had to invite. >> I just said that. >> That's the one. That's the Joe table. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we have Bonos with us. Bonos. That means bathroom in Spanish. >> Thank you. >> I'm just going to show you guys a a photo and then um >> I guess just like just do your thing. >> YOU MOTHER ████ >> You mother did it. That's crazy. Out of
0:52 >> That's crazy. >> Hey, I love how she has a beanie that says, "Yeah, nah." That's why I texted him. That's so funny. >> Thank you. Thanks, brother. Thanks, brother. >> I said I said I hope that she didn't say that. >> As her response, >> yeah. Nah. >> So, was that your recent boat trip? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, sick. >> Wow. What the hell, man? >> Seemed like a perfect way to propose. >> Yeah. >> So, when you told us how you were going to do it, right? And then later you were like, "Actually, I don't think I'm going to do it like that no more." Like, what changed it like to where you wanted it to be like more private? >> I don't know. I think there was like a couple there was actually a few times that I I brought the ring with me when we did certain things. >> No way. >> And I was like, "All right, if if everything like feels right the way that I think uh like she would like it, then >> But did she get like bubble guts and you're like, "Nah, bad."
1:42 >> Yeah, she's had diarrhea. >> Mostly diarrhea related. >> Diarrhea stood in the way three times. >> That's great. That's like bringing a loaded gun. Doesn't it feel like that? Like right now, >> do I shoot him now or do I shoot him later? Well, I also felt like like, oh ████ where did it go? You know, even though it's right there, every single time I was like, is that not it? Like, is that a F Newton? >> Hey, did Smack ever spot it? >> She's like, what's that weird bump in your pocket? Why is all pointy? >> What were the other times you were about to do? >> Uh, this one time we went to the snow and but like it just wasn't it was just the vibe. I think we were just like joking around too much or we were just like too hype or whatever or um >> too hype. >> Must be nice. >> Do what he bits in the snow. Our chemistry is so on fire that day. >> Yeah. >> Didn't want to mess it up. >> Sometimes it just wasn't really like like uh cuz that's every day we're always like messing around and stuff,
2:32 but I'm like how do we get like a different kind of like feeling? And then um and then that's when I was like, "Oh, this might be like a better idea." And then we So we took the boat out to, you know, like Willow Beach, the Colorado River, totally dead silent. There wasn't one other boat or watercraft. >> Wow. >> That's amazing. >> Nothing. It just dead silence. And I was like, "This is the perfect time." Yeah. Because like she was all and she's also never uh done something like that and neither have I. So we were both just like this is like a new experience for both of us. >> And um and then we were just we were just talking about a lot of cool stuff. And then and then at one point she was like >> uh she was like you know doing her whatever messing around and I was like dancing. I was like, "Do it on the front of the boat." And that's how I got her to like turn around. And then she's like acting like a freaking thing in the
3:22 front. And then and then >> I forgot I forgot what she was doing, but >> I'm the king of the world. >> She was doing something really funny and then I was just so then like that's when I I like got down on Winnie behind her and then she turned. That's perfect. That's a >> Did you set up a video? No, I didn't want to make I think like it's just content is such a part of our life that we just don't want to make moments like this like part of that in that way. Like at least not like I don't want to like be a freaking LA guy making a production out of it. I just wanted it to be a moment between us, you know? >> Did you cry or did she cry? Did she like >> Yeah, she did. But I I was trying not to really bad, you know, cuz I don't want to be A GAY GUY. >> SHE CRIED. YOU SHOULD HAVE CRIED. >> ABOUT TO get married. I don't want to be gay. >> Stop. It's really important for the marriage that you're not gay. No, I was just more excited at that point. Yeah, >> that's incredible. >> Yeah, because it's like our voices and stuff are so loud cuz there's like it's
4:13 just cliffs and there's like nothing there. >> Oh, >> some echoes. >> Too loud. >> Yeah. Thousand people. >> Yeah. I don't I don't want some fisherman in the distance to hear me going. >> Imagine it's that loud and then her answer was like, "No." >> Yeah. No, not just echoes. No, >> it's tern. Imagine if a dude ████ was canoeing and then he heard it. He said, "Congratulations." >> Yeah. Know, it was like perfect. Like it really was like um >> Wow. >> Yeah. It was awesome. >> Looks like a perfect day, too. >> Everything just >> Yeah. We just like we got some like we got some food and we just like basically having a picnic on the just me and her in the water and then >> So, did you just have it on you or you're like this is the time I'm going to finally do it or were you like another one of those freestyles where you're like if there's a moment it's
5:03 like half and half. I wanted to find the right spot to do it and the right like timing with what we were, you know, I guess like where we were at with how what we're talking about and stuff. >> Damn, that's a lot of like ████ synchronization. >> Yeah. And I wanted to be in the right spot on the river. Like I didn't want to be in a place place where like a jet ski was going to pop by and like >> right at the st What did you say? >> Yeah. And then that would be hilarious. we after we were there for so long and I'm like okay like this feels like the right like it couldn't be any more like perfect you know and I know there's no like real like right time obviously I could have done this ████ eight years ago it would have been the right time but in this moment I was like this is we're never going to forget like this spot >> on like the like I know the exact spot on the map I we saw like the marker of what portion of the river was at like it's exactly like yeah it was
5:53 >> like take your kids there in the future >> this is where pop up >> dude I was asking about that. You're like, "Yeah, you should totally do." And I was asking for information. You're like, "You go here, it costs this much." Now, I'm not going to go there. That's your river. >> No way. That's my river. >> I'm going to that river. >> Me and you could make a whole other memory out of it. >> I don't want to be some LA guy with a production. Okay. >> Do you think it was too cold for other people? That's why it's more of a summer thing. That's why they're not there. >> Yeah. I don't know. The the And the weather was like perfect. It was like there was a nice cool breeze through the whole thing. >> It wasn't too cold. >> I don't know. No, it wasn't too cold. I just don't understand why like the like uh was it too warm? >> Maybe. No, it was just like >> Do you think it was foggy that day so people didn't want to >> Maybe it's midweek. I don't know. Yeah. >> Or or maybe there was no fish out. I have no idea. Maybe >> that's probably what it was. No fish out. >> It's too cold for the fish.
6:43 >> But one detail which might interest you is that because the water, you know, the water level uh varies out there. So because it was uh a low water level day, you're not allowed to go north. >> You scrape the bottom. Were you guys just on the ground? >> Was your boat moving? >> Not moving anymore. >> You know, we're in a drought, right? >> That's good to know. >> But yeah, it was really good. Um the So the rest of the day, we just went like the other 30 miles down south to Cottonwood. It's like a little um like a little resort down at the bottom where you can fuel up and like dope. >> Oh, you went on a boat to another town? >> Yeah. Well, it's not even really like another town. It's It's like a If you can't go north, how'd you get back? >> Well, you can't go north from the spot you come off on Willie Beach at >> Cuz north is like where the D >> You can ONLY GO ONE DIRECTION. >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. He said you can't
7:33 go north. I was like >> spot. I think it was implied. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Was it? >> You could always go back to where you from. >> I don't know if they like shuttle you back via car. >> OH, COME ON. >> YO, THAT'S THAT'S A NICE that's a nice service. >> Have you ever been on a boat? >> Was the water cold? I didn't ask that. >> Well, if it's cold out, I'm pretty sure it's cold. >> We do want to >> We want to go back out there again like with more people because you know. >> Did you guys take a pontoon? Is that what you guys >> No, but I want you next time. >> The pontoon's for the wedding. >> Wait, so >> only 12 of us can be there. >> Mo, it's like the like a smaller boat. >> How did you know you could rent that? >> I just looked it up >> and then I just looked it up and it's like rent your boats at the at the No North Lake. Do they take credit or damage it? >> I feel like we're talking about the wrong subject material.
8:23 >> Okay, here I just back your >> I went on Google and I typed Willow Beach boat rental. That's it. >> And then I called and I >> Have you guys got a chance to talk about when you want to get married? >> What? >> Have you talked about We want to get married? >> That's a good question. >> Thank you. Was it cold at the wedding? >> This this year for sure. >> Was there Was there ample parking or no? >> Yeah. Yeah, >> there was a lot of parking. How's the Wi-Fi? >> Oh, that's good. That's good. I like >> Oh, no. Wi-Fi? I'm out. This is falling apart. >> We want to get married this year for sure. In 6 months, maybe that soon, but we'll see. But like really fast. >> Let's go. Yeah, we want >> The wedding's actually right now. >> Yeah, I actually am late. >> What's the intention with the really fast part? >> We just don't We just want to do it already. Like there's no >> That's so cool. >> Well, you guys kind of been married for 8 years. >> Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. It's been like almost a been a decade basically. Yeah. Do you guys have
9:14 like the same uh thought on like what type of wedding you guys want? >> Do it as caliber. >> I just we kind of want to do it as trad as like possible kind of like we >> at a church. >> A ton of family, a ton of friends in we're going to we're going to definitely do it in California. >> Um >> hell yeah. >> Maybe not like LA, >> but like we're looking at lots of like different >> like Santa Monica or something. >> No, I hope not. I I just >> that's pretty LA. You want to be fairly considerate with like, you know, making people go to places that are very inconvenient. >> So, Pasadena. >> Oh, you want to go to Morocco? >> Damn. >> Smart. >> No, dude. Pomona. They have a bazooka today. >> I would love to go to Morocco if you got married in Morocco. >> How do you know you're going to be invited? >> He said only friends and family. >> I shouldn't assumed. I'm sorry. >> I'm not coming.
10:04 >> Retract my statement. >> I'm not getting invited. >> But what are we just co-workers? Is that what this is? Yeah, probably. >> Probably. >> This is really awesome. >> I'll do I have a co-orker's t How about that? I'll have a co-orker's table. >> Okay, that'd be good. >> I I want to go, but I don't want you to blow money on the reception for me. >> There is always like a leftover table. You're like, I don't know what to do with these people. We're just going to put them on. >> I'm always a part of that table. >> She used to work She used to work in wedding planning, by the way. >> Yeah. You know, like the the the corner table where it's a mismatch of people that they just had to invite. >> I just said that. That's the one. >> That's the Joe table. The cold table. >> Yeah. We want to do it real soon. And I And B also because we want to have a kid real soon, too. >> Oh wow. God, >> why you dropping it? Why did you milk this out? WE COULD HAVE SO MANY MORE VIDEOS.
10:54 >> Oh my gosh. >> Trying to have a kid by like next year real soon. >> Buy ASAP real soon. Yeah. >> It's amazing. Holy ████ >> So like which one's coming first? Like wedding planning or just get her pregnant? And then it's a shotgun wedding >> kind of I guess it's be a package deal kind of like >> hell yeah >> all inclusive dude. >> That's really cool man. >> Yeah. But it was cool. We told her um like I first thing I did I called my dad. I told him he thought it was really funny. He wanted to tell my mom himself. >> He proposed on a butt and it was cold. >> He put a butt on the butt. >> And then we like uh facetimed her dad and told him and then facetimed her mom. Told her. Yeah. It was cool. >> How come you told your dad and not your mom? Uh, >> your mom cries too much. >> No, it's just my dad's easier to get a hold of. >> What? >> He picks up. >> Yeah, because my mom is she The point I
11:44 usually don't call my mom uh like I let my mom call me because the thing is my mom uh has a hard time walking fast. So, if I call I know she's going to try to get up and get to the phone. >> Oh, she'll never get there in time, but it'll it'll force her to get up or nothing. >> Such an interesting >> Yeah. So I'm like I would >> The phone's always just far enough in walking distance and ringtone length. Like >> she's like old school so she doesn't keep her cell phone on her. She keeps it across on the table. >> My mom's the same way. >> Yeah. And there's no >> there's no way she'll make it. And I just basically wrecked her knee for no reason every time I call. So I'm just like you can call me or I call my dad and I'm like let me talk to mom or whatever. Like it's easier that way. >> Like you get it first and pass the phone. >> Does she ever ask you like son, why don't you ever call me and you're like I just don't want you to walk too fast mom. >> Yeah. I'm going to break her knee. It's cuz I see her when I'm at home in the phone rings and she's like, "I'll get it."
12:35 >> Oh, she's groaning. >> Can't be that important. That's crazy. Yeah. So, I with arthritis, this would be that important. >> That's true. >> No, but my dad wanted to tell her. He's like, "Let me let me tell her." >> I thought that was more weird. >> Yeah. I think it's funny. >> Gives him some gives them something to to ask about, I guess. >> That's so cool. >> Her dad was really cool about it. I actually asked so like um it was many years ago I asked her dad permission to propose to her. >> What a true gentleman. >> Years ago >> when you called me took you long enough fool. You told me. >> Serious. >> That's what he said. But like it was funny because the day I did it uh he was visiting LA and um we were hanging out with him but I could never get a moment alone with him to like bring it up. >> And then uh this one time we were in Marina del Rey looking at seals on the harbor. And then they went to we we went to a Starbucks and then Smack and his uh
13:26 wife went to the bathroom at the same time. So then as soon as it happened I I like went to him and I'm like all right look we got like one minute I got to ask you this thing. And then uh I like uh I asked him like you know for his blessing and then he like started tearing up and and then the girls came out. I was like got to cut the thing like hey stop ████ crying >> and then you plug the notes and you're like we just both he's a really like sensitive like real emotional guy. He's like really cool. >> Wait, how' that how did you guys cover that up? >> What do you mean him? >> Well, we just started laughing. We just We just started laughing like a >> so funny. >> Yeah. And then like >> Wait, was this like years ago? >> Years ago. Yeah. It was the last time he visited. Yeah. >> But um >> and was and he was like, "Wow, that that took a while." >> Yeah. He was like, "I was wondering when you're gonna get around to it."
14:16 Yeah. But he was really cool about it. And um and her mom was really cool, too. And uh yeah, it'll be great to to have them both back here for that. >> That's cool, man. >> That's amazing, dude. >> That's incredible. >> Yay. >> We're very happy for you, man. >> Well, you think you'll count the other eight years as how long you guys been married? When they go, "How long you been married?" >> You just I'll just say eight. You just be like, "N." >> Why would you have to lie about that? >> It's not a lie, though. It's not a lie. In California, even without getting married, if you get divorced or something or like they you could you could take half from your boyfriend >> if you stay if you stay together for more than >> It's a little concerning. This is where you went immediately. >> That's why I'm not in California. >> Be careful, Nick. >> He's only in love in out of state. Yeah. >> So, how long would it take for Hannah to
15:07 take half your ████ here? >> Oh, you got married. So, it's >> Joe. Joe doesn't say I love you. He says, "I legal you.
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