0:00 I got TO USE IT ONE DAY, ANTHONY. I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MANY POINTS. SOMEONE OUT THERE'S LAUGHING AT ME LIKE I got 100,000 points, Joe. Shut up. Also, their nuggets are weird, bro. What do you mean they're weird? >> Shh. Take that back. >> Did you guys see this McDonald's CEO? >> Oh, yeah. We should have ordered this burger, right? >> We should have ordered it, actually. That's really smart. >> I think People were saying that it was AI. >> No. >> A lot of people were like, this is AI. >> Well, he seems like he's AI. So, yeah. Here >> He He has AI vibes. >> All CEOs have that vibe, bro. >> Exactly. Let's peep this game. >> Chris Kempczinski here with You've heard about it. Here it is. >> Oh, he ████ >> Arch. This is something that we've been working on already. It's been Portugal, Germany, Canada. >> Watch the fries. People say the fries move. That's why it's AI. See, he ate a fry. It's gone.
0:51 >> Here we go. First, holy cow. God, that is a big burger. We've got a very unique kind of sesame, poppy sort of bun. >> That's not unique, YOU DUMB ████ >> BIG ARCH SAUCE, AND OF course some lettuce. So, oh, there's so much going on with this. >> These are people we got to deport, bro. These are people. What are you talking Why is this guy talking so ████ Cuz he's never ate a hamburger. >> I know he's never ate this ████ >> Cuz McDonald's is a very inclusive company. >> Look at that bite. >> What kind of baby-ass bite is that? >> He don't He don't eat this ████ >> I don't trust this ████ >> I trust him more as a regular person. >> That looks bomb, though. >> Bro, first of >> It just LOOKS LIKE A QUARTER POUNDER.
1:42 >> BRO, IF YOU'RE CEO of McDonald's, you better be fat. I need you fat, bro. I need you fat. I can't have this dude. I need you to have a bib on. Yeah. >> Try it when you can get it. >> It's funny that like he's so skinny, but like every minister of health of different countries are so fat. >> This fool don't even know how to eat. Like I want to hear um I don't know um and then the the the liquid >> You know he threw it up right after. >> Dude. >> You know he did. >> Yeah cuz you know >> You know he was He didn't even have a bite though. >> Everyone knows now that they use human. >> What? >> Yeah, that's like a whole thing. >> Everyone says >> human. >> Yeah, that s███'s all human. >> Hey Joe just be swinging, bro. >> No. >> I thought that's I thought that's Wendy's chili. >> Wait. >> Is there an LLC for this channel in case we get sued that we won't get personally destroyed? >> Everyone knows that McDonald's uses
2:32 human meat. Is that what you're saying right now? >> Are you asking ChatGPT again? >> Where Where Where they getting that? Is that human meat donated? >> Joe's like, "Okay, so yeah, it was in feudal Japan McDonald's." >> He's like, "Dude, when I search ████ facts, it says American meat is human." >> All right. >> It started in 2014. A viral story story circulated online claiming police found human meat in a meat processing facility that supplied McDonald's. The story was fabricated and spread through fake >> It was fabricated. >> NO LEGITIMATE INVESTIGATION. IT'S CHATGPT. YOU KNOW WHO THEY'RE controlled by. >> You're saying fabricated and fake like three times. >> right? >> You know how the police knew? Cuz they went just like any good crime show, they went up to the meat, stuck their finger in it. That's human. >> Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> That's human. >> Classic move. >> You ran? >> Classic move. >> What did they do? >> You guys don't stay on top of your
3:22 social media hoax. >> Wait, so that just confirmed this is a fake story? >> Yeah, it's fake. >> ChatGPT is going to say everything's fake. >> You know >> THEN WHY DO YOU SO YEAH, WHY DO YOU YOU CHOSE TO USE >> BETTER JOB OF SUMMARIZING WHAT'S been going on cuz you guys are disconnected. >> Summarizing fake. >> We're disconnected. He's disconnected. >> This guy's disconnected. >> He's like, "If we're all going to be faked out, I'm going to go straight to the source." >> So one of the fun things about this in the aftermath is that McDonald's just started calling all their burger burgers product on social media. Just like lean in on it a little bit. Which is pretty smart, right? >> I love McDonald's. You can't stop them anyway. They can do whatever they want. >> this cat said like it's a great product and everyone's like just call it a burger. >> No, just be real. But wait, is it like let's be honest though, is there any way that he could have done this well? >> Yeah. Eat it like a normal person.
4:12 >> Well, what's that? Like I feel like no matter >> No, no, the the thing is I think he's eating it like a >> Yeah, that's what I think he's trying to do. >> No, but he think he thinks he's eating like a normal person. That's what's weird. >> He is eating it like a normal That's literally how people know >> No, it's not. That little baby bite? And he's like this is a lot of burger. Who talks like this? >> That's more normal than the fabricated commercial. >> That's his normal. >> I've done four McDonald's commercials and every single time I've had a spit bucket because the bite wasn't perfect. >> So, that's why you're you're caping for McDonald's. >> Yes, he's defending. He's defending all of this. All because he got a check. >> There's a burger stylist on set that makes sure everything is perfect in look. You bite it and because it looks perfect on one side, that means the meat's not even protruding on the other side. So, you're basically just biting bread and then you spit it out because if you don't look the right with all the sound effects that you're
5:02 you're asking for. >> eat like you're a construction worker and you got to go back to work in 30 >> know who's going to ████ McDonald's? >> Which is unrealistic. >> Yeah, that's >> Be AS REALISTIC AS LISTICALLY POSSIBLE. >> THINK THERE is a there's a good answer for this guy. I think either way he did it, he's either going to look like he's putting it on or that he doesn't like it. >> I think the fact that we're talking about it is a successful marketing campaign for them. >> way he eats looks like he likes children. >> YEAH. WOW. >> THAT'S WHY THE HUMAN MEAT MAKES SENSE. >> YOU VALIDATED HIS ████ his hoax. >> As someone who loves McDonald's, has the McDonald's app >> I thought you were going to say children. >> You have Wait, you have the McDonald's app? >> Yes, Ed or you got it for the deals, baby. And on top of that, I've been to Hamburger University headquarters and I ████ love McDonald's. so much. >> It's in Chicago. >> But, check this out, okay? They have
5:52 a mock restaurant built into the into the one of the floors, right? So, it's like a whole build-out is just for practice, right? And then they have their in-house head chef, and they make everything fresh. I'm talking Dude, we had we had anything we wanted. >> What's fresh McDonald's taste like? >> It's Okay, imagine like when >> McDonald's in every other country but USA. >> McDonald's is good, right? But, sometimes you get a glimpse of what they get cuz it's like chicken nuggets just came out of the fryer, or like fries just came out. >> with regular chicken. >> It's like ████ good. So, imagine that, but for everything. So, you're going to go up there, they go, "What do you like?" You can order anything on our menu. Chicken size like I want chicken nugget. This was like 9:00 in the morning, too. So, I'm like you don't It's hard to eat chicken nuggets and everything in at 9:00 in the morning, but I was like, "I want chicken nuggets, I want french fries, I want
6:42 large fries, I want like hamburger." I was just going down the list, and I just started pounding it, and I was like, "Dude, it's >> Pause. >> It's so good pounding the food pounding the food down my mouth. >> too late. Gay. >> Pounding down his throat. Jamming it down his throat. >> Swallowing even. >> Jamming it. >> Eyes like eye contact swallowing. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Because I know how good it is, this feels like he's kind of like not appreciating what he's got. >> Fair. >> Yeah, it doesn't make me want to eat >> Because he's not the clientele for McDonald's. >> Yeah. >> Should have me do it. I would have had half of that burger in my mouth. >> This ████ had a gerbil bite, and he said, "Look at that big bite for me." >> Well, you're not the CEO. It's not news. >> He's Oh, should have me >> We're just skipping some small facts here. >> If we pay >> Also, they forced him to do this. >> If this channel If this channel >> I don't think it was his idea. >> If this channel wants, we can spend $9 right now and have Joe do it.
7:33 >> arch? >> A big arch. We can >> We won't We won't We won't make it back. >> Laffer burger. >> Look at this. >> Wait, it's a $9 burger? >> $9 burger. >> Big news. What does that say? Big news, the arch has arrived. >> Look, see, he's got the app. >> open up my McDonald's app, that's the first thing I see. Order now. >> What's the last burger that they came out with that was new that actually did well though? They've done this so many times throughout the years. They had the Arch >> Well, I remember the Arch Deluxe was a failure. >> There was wasn't there like a Travis Scott burger or something, but it might have been a limited time one. >> limited collaboration is not the same. What I'm What I'm excited about, but I haven't tried yet, is they just redid some of their breakfast sandwiches with hot honey. I do >> What? >> want to try those. >> I haven't had McDonald's in a long time. >> I haven't I haven't either. >> How often do you guys eat McDonald's? >> Bro, what? >> I got 14,000 points. >> Jesus. Jesus. >> That's not that much for a massive eater.
8:24 >> points? >> I'm I >> Hey, how much How often do you eat McDonald's? >> Yeah, you're killing it. >> That's a lot of points. >> to go to McDonald's lounge? >> Are those pre-purchased points? Each week unlock double points on breakfast purchases. >> How often do you eat McDonald's? >> Yeah, that's crazy, bro. >> I guess they >> Not a lot, but sometimes I get it for my employees, so I get to get their points. >> Oh. Not a lot? >> Okay. >> How much is a lot? >> During December, it was so busy, I ate it for ████ breakfast and dinner. Every day. >> Oh my lord. >> During the holidays. >> You ran it like that. >> Mhm. >> And shout outs to our uh fan, he's um he memorizes everything. He He remembers my name, and when I order, he knows exactly what I want. >> Through the drive-thru. >> Wow. >> Oh, that's cool. >> He hears your voice, he knows who you are, right? >> Yep. And he knows my order. >> What's your order? >> Chicken nugget, Coke, lar- large fries.
9:16 >> that? >> Hamburger. And when I get home, I put it all in the hamburger. >> Do you actually use Do you actually use your points? >> I haven't I use >> What are they for? >> That's why you have 14,000. >> I don't have any points cuz I use them. I spend 2,500 points here, 1,500 points there, 2,087 points there, 2,100 >> What can you redeem it for? >> You redeem it for like sandwiches and point >> How much is a sandwich? >> If you have If you have a bunch of points, you're just spending money. You're not getting >> TO USE IT ONE DAY, ANTHONY. I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MANY POINTS. SOMEONE OUT THERE'S LAUGHING AT ME LIKE, "I got 100,000 points, Joe. Shut up." >> Also, their nuggets are weird, bro. >> What do you mean they're weird? >> Shh. Take that back. >> They're weird. >> No, I like them, but they're >> It's better than any other What else What else >> Wait, what's weird? >> What are you eating? >> Why can't you say chicken nuggets? >> They're weird cuz I don't feel like saying chicken. >> Okay. Okay. I want to test you on this, okay? >> Okay. Let's test him. >> What other competition And you can't say
10:07 chicken strips. What is What is a comparable thing that's better because I feel like Dino Nuggets suck compared to chicken nuggets. >> They do. >> Right? >> Yeah. 2,666 points. That's good. >> That's like one sandwich. >> Oh, is that >> Hey, ████ you, man. I'm trying to ████ I'm trying to ████ >> He's got the app. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME LOOK STUPID WHEN YOU HAVE THE APP AND YOU got the app? >> No, I didn't want to make you look stupid. I was trying to pull it up the whole time. I had to update it. >> You're stupid cuz you don't spend the points you're bragging about it. >> having the app, it's having the points. >> say I said he's ████ up cuz he doesn't have the app. >> You're making fun of me because I save up points? That's like someone that saves a lot of money. YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU'RE RICH." >> And he's laughing at people who go to Costco. He's like, "Oh, yeah, you're a ████ idiot. You go to Costco." >> You don't You don't like Costco? >> He hates Costco. >> Yeah, he hates it. >> I hate Costco? >> He hates the deals. He hates the >> What? >> This is how s█████ their jokes have
10:57 become. They got no material, so they go like, "You don't like Costco." >> material. He's gay. YOU LIKE THAT? >> SO STUPID. >> THAT'S A YES, AND >> IS THAT REALLY what you want to say? >> That's a yes, and >> Wait till the ████ cameras are off. >> Oh, they're off. >> If you look at the burger right here, though, it doesn't even look like he bit it. >> Oh, that's what I'm saying. That's what we're saying. >> Yeah, it's whack. It's whack. >> But you say they have to bite it like that for the commercial? >> Yeah, change the subject for your safety. >> Oh, got it. I will. >> This guy looks like he can't wait to go to In-N-Out after. This guy looks like he's can't wait to go to In-N-Out after. >> C- types are creepy. Can we just Like you said >> Creepy. You don't even speak normal English. >> He looks like a Mr. Rogers. I think that's literally the version of CEO he's supposed to look like. >> So the in the I don't know if you guys seen this. So Burger King CEO came out and just ate a Whopper and he's trying not to throw up. >> Was he fat?
11:47 >> He just looked like the same guy. >> Was he wearing a crown? >> He wasn't making it delicious? >> He was just like oh my god. >> King CEO is not wearing a crown every day, I don't believe in the company. >> I like the I like the mascot by the way. I'm a big fan of the mascot. The creepy mascot. I like >> Yeah, that's a creepy ass mascot. >> good mascot. >> That was a good campaign. >> The Wendy's CEO came out. He did the same thing. He kind of ate a burger. It's all very boring. I don't even want to >> It's a he? If the Wendy's CEO is not a chick with pigtails, uh I'm >> Like like think about this. >> NO, IT'S DAVE. >> Dave from Wendy's, bro. Bro was bro bro was chunky. Bro >> He's been Dave for like Yeah. >> Yeah, he was. >> He looked like he ate his own food. I believe in the product. >> Why? >> Human meat in the chili. That's the word anyway. That's what I heard. >> Is it what >> Human meat >> It would be >> Fingers. >> What about Jared Fogle? Do you like that guy? >> That's Jared right there. >> You know that motherfucker's getting OUT OF PRISON? >> WHAT? >> Not right now, but like I thought he got
12:38 life. >> Dude, you know what be >> I thought he got life, too. What the hell? >> Yeah. You know how You know how Quiznos is basically ████ Quiznos is ████ >> They should just Hail Mary with Jared in the campaign. >> Dude, that's funny as >> Just see what happens. >> I I think that's a good call. >> Right? Wouldn't that be sick? >> I think that's a good call. >> news outlet >> Come out with the Epstein sandwich. >> That'll be >> Yeah. >> That's >> So like when Jared gets out, they're just like, "Hey, bro. >> Come out Come out with a kid sandwich called pizza. >> And Jared is in the commercial. He's like, "I like THE NUMBER SEVEN. >> THEY SHOULD DO MINORS eat free. >> Minors eat free? >> That's crazy. >> "Anything over 10, it's not my favorite kind of sandwich. >> Dude, that's horrible. Hey, but it will work though. >> It could work. >> Who's not going to write about that? >> It is a marketing. >> I'm telling you. And especially if he
13:28 hates the high numbers. >> He hates the high numbers. >> He He likes the single digits. >> Sick. >> They raided bro's home. Oh, bad. >> Right? >> You know what they found? >> He had a big ass house, bro. >> He was killing it. >> In Indiana or something like that. >> Yeah, he was doing well. >> Indiana, dude. That's the state. >> Had some big hard drives. >> That's where they all go from, you know, like right? >> No, no, no, no. I heard it was South Dakota. >> Oh, Indiana has a problem with those, huh? >> Indiana literally only breeds >> I don't want to hurt. >> It's I heard I heard it's where the KKK was originated. >> Indiana? >> Yeah. >> My ████ dog.
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