0:00 [Music] is there anything in your life that um that you have no memory of but apparently this happened to you that's a good question how would I know if I don't remember I do know what so I have this scar underneath my ass it's like this big and I asked my mom uh how I got it and she said when I was a kid like maybe one or too I was playing on the toilet she told me don't move I kicked over like some sort of like um cleaner like detergent and then I got off the the toilet I sat and played around in it she didn't know my diaper soaked it up so was pressing against me and apparently it was like a chemical burn that's what
0:50 she said oh damn but I should probably ask her now yeah when she's more truthful probably she probably give you a jalapeno and she probably will like tell me some other about to Hoban Arrow your ass yeah that must been now you're ready so I don't know I mean there's a scar there but I don't know what happened really damn what could it be I have selective memory yeah yeah my brother uh this was like 10 years ago we were at my uncle's house and he was telling me a lot of ████ about uh stuff that happened in my childhood that I have no memory of prot yourself maybe huh to protect yourself maybe maybe yeah he was like you know Grandma used to uh beat you up too and I was like wait no cuz in my mind she's the woman that raised me she is my savior she's my
1:40 protector all this ████ and she goes no man like we would all ████ you up like he's like I would ████ you up your dad will ████ everybody will ████ you up you're like the household punching bag you know but then like there were there were specific stories that he said cuz I don't this was like 10 years so he was telling me in the I could just remember sitting down and going like like what the ████ like that's not even the memory I have of growing up oh yeah he wouldn't lie he was just kind of like it was kind of like his way of maybe like saying like man it was kind of ████ up right um but you don't remember and then he was kind of shocked like no like you were probably old enough too remember you were like in third grade fourth grade whatever it was but yeah there was just a lot of incidences of things that happened not just all negative ████ but there's things that happened that I should remember but it's just a blur did
2:31 you tell them that it all came to the surface one day when a hooker tried to beat you up oh ████ Grandma whoa grandma Yeah hucker was beating me up with that and I was like I'm not into this actually square up Grandma damn man no but it's it's crazy though cuz it's like anything from child like a like childhood to fourth grade everything just feels like one year to me wow well there's like glimpses of like things that happen little pockets of blur and that's it damn Joe's childhood just makes me so thankful for my childhood yeah legit good Lord like being cool white trash hoarder Mom give
3:23 me it all day every day Monday through Sunday dude but there were I mean I I'm glad that all the ████ that I did remember though was like the best ████ ever of like that's good I felt like Lord of the Flies with my friends dude my favorite is you you kicking everybody out of the house so you can play Sega gen sabotaging That ████ [Applause] by Genesis atic oh we need sing at Genesis time he just gets lifted up wow it's like a wacky talk like that is an ass beating like of all things that you actually I probably deserve like such a ████ wreck their reputation oh my God I want you hear it they told me
4:13 there's um there's a whole entire show that I have no memory of doing because it was the time that I I got like one of the worst concussions I ever got W was it so you think it was it was a show in Boston and umow and then I uh it was in 2010 and I had hit my head uh during the show towards the end of it was it doing a crazy stunt that the head thing yeah and then I I I well not the head thing but it was like thing where I land on my back but then I don't know why for some reason I I went like that and I hit I smacked the back of my head and then from there I just I like blacked out and then I guess I finished the show and then we went back to the dressing room and then we sat down and then and I kind of woke up again and I thought we were
5:03 about to go on and I was like all right let's do it and then everyone's like oh okay what are what is this bit and I was like yeah let's go come on and then everyone's like what the ████ are you talking about do you not know you just got hurt yeah I didn't know I didn't know anything and then um and then that's when they they were like dude look we're all like sweating we just did the show like are you are you ████ with us and I was like no I'm serious did you think they were really ████ with you I thought they were ████ with me and then and then they showed they were like like Dave like show them the tape and then the they had the video it was the trippiest ████ what the ████ yeah they had the video of them like I was just like what and then like it's trippy even now to like cuz it's on YouTube I can just watch Quest Crew Boston but you don't remember any of that I had no memory that we ever did anything because my memory starts at waiting to go on and it never it's like we never went did that's like when they
5:54 talk about UFC fighters where they they'll get knocked out and then after it happens they're like what happened it's probably like every fight all I remember is walking out to the arena that's it like and they'll be waking up in the in the hospital and like just like deleting some of their short-term memory too that's crazy man one of my craziest was like when I was a a junior I think I probably junior in high school I think I went raving maybe like three to four times out of the week damn so I and has a lot of exy yeah and I probably took like three to five pills every time and so when I think about my Rave stories 20 pills a week yeah so when I like when I think about my Rave stories I can only remember like three of them but I know I've probably been to hundreds of them that's crazy I know
6:44 that feeling though but that's definitely different from I mean concussion is a way cooler story but like when I was like doing Mad shows it's like I was also just like smoking weed all the time yeah so like guys will always recollect like different stories of things that happen and I always be like it's just all a blur yeah so I'm like oh that happened really crazy singular moments and then that's it like this this moment and then blur and then maybe like this moment here and then blur and then like that's about it did you ever forget an entire person and then yep somebody reminded you of them and you were like oh crap I've met not met I I was at the William Hung karaoke event and I got to do a duet with William Hung it was one of the best days of my life and then after I got off stage singing with
7:35 him this girl came up she goes Joe you don't remember me and it was like what and then she said her name and I was just like she's like we ████ she's not a fan she's not she's not one of those I don't think we ████ or anything but I was trying to figure out what and where but I didn't want to be you know how like you don't invest you start pretending like the Hollywood style like yes oh my God how you been oh ████ and then you go I got to go over there fake to my fans I did that the other day actually I was at Dave and Busters with my family and I was just chilling and some guy came up to me he's like yo Nick what's up man how are you bro and I was like hey what's up dude I looked at his name tag and I was like what's up Jason how are you man and he's like you still training over here I was like n not
8:25 anymore we're over here he's like cool I was like where you training at he's like I I train this spot I was like tight man good see you take care and he left and my sisters were like who's that and I was like I don't know who Jason is at all I have no ████ idea that's cuz you're on three three podcasts now and so many people no this dude was like he was he train I I think I remember training with him a long time ago at this old gym and that's how I know him but I was like dude I don't remember this ████ guy at all and I thought I would never be that guy but I guess when you get older you just ████ forget dang nte blowing up no no no not even that it was just like dude I've been training since I was like ████ 17 need more creatine man I know honestly too much brain trauma I remember when we were um doing a lot of shows and then like filming a lot I was counting like all the people
9:16 that we were meeting and it was like in the hundreds per week Dam per week per week with the meet and greets and everything like I I I would ever I would even say like in a month it could be over a thousand if you had like let's say how many you're ████ yeah oh man of the Thousand if you count every meeting we we did had at least 300 people right and every show we did and then um every weekend we would do two shows on a weekend and then we would go and like network doing events like a film festival whatever we'll do yeah and then we're we're collaborating with other you know YouTubers or whatever so like I was like oh this is this is what they mean by like it's easy to meet someone but not have a quality like interaction and you forget them hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these
10:07 lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the jj. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go cuz you're meeting like a thousand something people and like how do you ████ remember everybody oh did you I forget like that girl that you were mentioning earlier was she someone you actually knew the stories that she was saying it was like yeah but it was I didn't get the I I couldn't get to the like the root of it to where it really it was like a place or a group or something that was like oh I I just the more I didn't know I felt embarrassed
10:58 and like oh I don't want to I just want to get away from this conversation no the high volume is crazy to deal with because and that's why I really respect when Kevin Hart came back in the room with me after we did the whole film together and he dabbed me up I was like I knew he ████ remembered me you know even though he that's his default even though he politely dabbed everyone in the whole room up but I knew he remember default dude that's his default no do you think he remembers doing that movie at all of course dude we had memories we took pictures we did all kinds of things no but but really truthfully one of the craziest things I think not remember like almost like a Fugue State thing where it's like it's like did that really happen or like was that too crazy last thing I remember I was probably I'm told that I was like 13 years old the last thing I remember is my sister's huge tits coming up my face fcking Dum
11:49 dude that is a emotionally strong memory though yeah yeah no I just remember that was it a formative memory for you coming at me I'm going in I'm going in there I guess and then I wake up you just blocked out you're 16 yeah I guess she smothered me in those things and you know woke up later you know I used to have this like um I guess this uh justop posing kind of like experience where um I would obviously get really turned at like a party or whatever and then I would have the enjoyment and fulfillment or even pride in kind of like doing outrageous things right cuz it's like oh that's that's it's fun you think you're doing it cuz like everybody has have a good time cuz you're elevating the experience you're turning into a unique moment but then in order to like get to that place I would like
12:40 consume so much and often times not remember that I did that but of course because you're the guy who went there everybody remembers that it happened and then you're the one who got the joy for that second but don't get to hold on to the memory and the joy for it for a long so people be like you remember that you did this it's like for everyone else yeah were you the guy that was always pissing themelves and doing super embarrassing things cuz you're so so ████ up always no like Anthony oh man last time everybody saw you jack off and you're like I don't even remember oh yeah you wouldn't remember you were so wasted you have anything that that like the day after the party someone was like you did this thing and you have no memory of doing it at all like oh we all of course but that's the coolest thing cool yeah cool things I don't know about cool I don't know if it ever turns cool when you're like that
13:30 sometimes it does it doesn't or funny what's the funniest thing interesting like dude when you're like ████ up you do ████ up things you know my worst night I told you guys a million times but I remember my friend Amanda handing me absent and going try this and I didn't know what the ████ it was I took a sip and I was like this tastes like black licorice I wake up the next day in my bed I was at a UCB party New Year's did they tell you what you did what's that did they tell you what you did I found out what I did pretty ████ quickly what' you do I threw up all over myself I threw I like sat squatted in the like on the UCB stage in LA and just threw up in my own lap for like 45 minutes damn yeah and then my buddies trying to get me out of there my buddy Horton and like apparently I was like attacking people
14:20 for trying to get me out of there like hey leave me alone hey leave me alone ████ like that you know D I don't remember any of it I just literally remember the bottle hit in my lips and then waking up the next day that's it and then walking out in the living room be like what the ████ happened last yeah it was wild dude and then like I like to talk about my favorite part of the story is sorry I I got in my car and I drove to the UCB as soon as I found out what happened I cleaned up after myself I cleaned the whole ████ theater oh it was still there well they were you know everyone was like there cleaning up and I was like I'm joining the clean you know we're doing search and Recovery brother I'm in I'm in damn yeah it was rough this is crazy because this is the exact example Le cuz like back then is when I was going super wild but also Ryan's the kind of guy who like never drinks so he remembers everything I just get to like see everything so fun knows more about my super drunk self than I
15:11 ever will destroy your life I remember you guys were all like drinking at the house one day and then like I think it's when we first me and Mike first moved into Irvine and then randomly I think you started it and you were like let's all climb the wall and go to tide spice or something and then you all just ran and you ran to the restaurant and climbed over the wall to go there even though like any anybody could have driven but you didn't want to drive drunk yeah but then not everyone was drunk but Anthony was like no let's climb the wall that does sound like shots Anthony and then you guys literally scaled the wall like out of the community to like get to the restaurant I can do phenomenal things I'm like you know like a mother who's like is protecting their child that's me when I'm drunk sometimes kind of like it was your idea to hang the Trump flag outside of your balcony yeah that was crazy he started yell Trump 24 chanting it I live and he's like I live here by
16:02 the way he start yelling I live here by the way this is where I live into the mountains chanting it Trump 25 25 I do such wild stuff that that just sounds too sober that couldn't have been me no my other thing about that night too is that apparently and this is something that I've only heard from other people they said that David tell was there and he saw me like like well they're waiting for the car to come like I was like throwing up in the street or whatever cuz apparently I could just throw up a bunch and uh I thr up in the street and then David tell's like that's okay buddy yep got to get it out man got to get it out like that David tell way you know yeah and I was like that's so funny I wish I was like I wish I remembered that that's so cool cuz that's like probably the Highlight got to get he's paty on the back got to get it out man have you had absence since no ████ no I won't I'll never even smell it what no way have you
16:52 ever had absence yeah in Europe the real one right what's the one you had no we had the I had the real one before it was same honestly most of it is just like I feel like it's just a different blackout like I'm I'm familiar with blackouts I'm not that was my blackout experience I'm good yeah there's but there's blackouts where you're like you're not in control and then there's blackouts where like you're not even yourself W so what's the point of doing it if you just don't even remember and enjoy it thank you are you supposed to sip it but the problem is like when you do anything that's like really unique strong or different for your metabolism for the first time you often times don't know the scale at which you should consume it for it to be too much I just wish I was told like this is a crazy thing she was just like hey here try this it's called absent and I was like o takes like black licorice that's and you had gulp I had a I had a
17:42 gulp of it I didn't like maybe you were supposed to be I bro I wasn't drinking or nothing back then I was like just like I was I was like ████ I weighed probably 167 lbs like w hey but how was chocolate mushies that was really fun you guys did chocolate mushies we did chocolate mushies and we watched Interstellar IM how' you feel how' you feel it was lit well especially okay so at first we did them back at Anthony's house right and then we I didn't really feel anything and then when we get to the movie theater I wasn't feeling anything yet and then Anthony sit next to me he's like hey he go you feeling it and I'm like n not yet and he like here you go right and then I take the next one and then and then you know probably 50 minutes goes by and all of a sudden like all right we're about to go on the Wormhole and I'm like and I I all of a
18:33 sudden like I feel like Euphoria like ████ E it was like the perfect time for it to kick in right cuz then they're going into the ████ Wormhole and all this s███'s happening I was like what the ████ it was sick dude when I when I watched Interstellar on weed I was like I can see this format like a roller coaster there's the buildup and then there's the explosion and then you go through the ride and then there's the calm and then you wait for the buildup again you saw I saw the I was like oh ████ you felt the test well see for me that sounds beautiful for me I it didn't exactly have the same peaceful Euphoria because mine started kicking in once uh I forgot gargantuan the black hole that they get like that's a really intense moment a lot of times with like chocolate mushies at least again for my metabolism metabolism I feel like being at peace is probably like the smarter
19:25 thing to do versus like high tension situations of like darkness and L hey hey and he's stuck in the bookcase but like even before that it's like going through the black hole and then like everything the self-sacrifice you felt it too right the black hole that was when I like was in the Apex of it yeah me too and like at that point I was like I couldn't get smaller in my chair you were B uncomfortable well and it was actual real IMAX with the ████ sound going it was so you felt you felt the same kind of way oh I was euphoric bro so even even during the I had never done mushrooms before not in my whole life even during the dark part you were still like this is great which part the dark hole part no that's the part that's the part where I felt it the most that's when it kicked in for me cuz MC's like we're going in the black hole right and then it just it I swear to God it was like that it was like boom like I just felt it and then yeah and then probably like I mean dude the whole movie I don't know it was just so intense like it was so much more intense and I've seen that
20:16 movie A bajillion times it's one of our favorite movies right so yeah it was do mushies have a come down or no no not really it's just clean yeah like when it was over it was over right over yeah that's so cool you don't feel like crack the ████ out after no no way it's almost like weed edibles but like not with the anxiety cuz I even get that's I even get some sort of come down from weed also these this isn't like mushroom mushrooms we took like theic it's like synthetic micro doing of chocolate mushrooms right so what's that mean it's less potent for sure you're not like going on hallucination trips it's it's it's more like a A vibe if you will I need a better Vibe sometimes and these are the ones that Kazumi gave us those are good those are good right you can do you think you can take this and still like drive or work or you're yourself
21:06 all about you but like let's just say for the ones that Kazumi gave us it's like if one piece was a micro do we took half of that so we micro doed the micro do oh and then that's when I looked at him cuz I like he said it's his first time and we had been talking about this for months cuz he's like yeah I'm down to try it with you Interstellar I'm like ████ yeah so then we took like a micro do of a micro do and then even then it was like hey do you feel it he's like no not really okay we'll try a little bit more why don't you guys do crafts table cuz I heard that you could channel the good energy through the mushrooms and it helps you tap into the luck luck God next time next go through a black hole I don't know man honestly it was just fun after to kick it and talk about the movie and like I don't know it was we had a good it was good that's awesome you had a bro date well no we went with with Nina oh we invited I invited B to but yeah 9:00 p.m. that's ████ crazy
21:56 I gave you an L I gave you an l cuz Nina had work late but I gave you the out he did he did invite me and I was like you might as well you might as well not invite him if you tell me 9:00 p.m. that's a good friend that's a good friend you invite somebody and give him the out always give him the out what's the out it's going to be late I texted him I was like I know it's going to be late I know we're taking chocolate mushrooms I know it might be a lot for you so I'm giving you an out right now you don't have to come I literally said I'm giving you an out that's nice you even invite them I just don't even try that's smart cuz I'm like he ain't going to come that's why I didn't invite him to a New Year's party I'm like What's the ████ point he's not coming I was also over here too I'm like oh you know what I should have done like hey dude we're doing the ball drop at 600 p.m. and then Bart would have been there first he was there 545 you know what I did here from one of my Geyer friends in Vegas and I was like oh that's kind of tight cuz uh he invited me to his new year's theme but I was I'll be in LA but
22:47 he was like I was like plus I I'm going to go to sleep at like 10 anyways he goes oh we celebrate the New York new uh so they watch I was like oh that's TM ████ it's going to be like we celebrate Tokyo sleep we celebrate the Australian one then Hawaii's the last got to be so when everyone was like happy New Year guys I was like Happy New Year's guys and I'm waiting for two more hours like I'm still juicing Boys Still juicing still cleaning bathrooms Boys Still Still cleaning toilets man scrubbing away
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