0:00 you guys ever seen those videos where they ask the girls like okay what's your ideal gu and they'll be like6 feet [Laughter] [Music] $300,000 welcome back to a very important episode of care boys we going to determine something that uh could be world changing for a lot of us all right would you if you could would you trade inches off your dick for inches in height or Versa or vice versa I say if you got 2 in above 6 feet you can definitely do it are you 6' to that's how about you go three in no no no no I can't do that can't do that I got to be a little bit above average you know got to be a little bit
0:50 what about this or cuz that's just like taking two inches off my hair and then I'm good bro here's the thing though but like once you're once you're six once you're 5'11 dude you're practically 6 foot no bro that's like weing fake Jordan but most people won't know dude can I lose weight and increase girth that's what would be cool you want to do that in addition to I want to lose if you lose your weight this way it increases your but hole doing he's talking that's benefiting both ways I know I want a thicker dick but a smaller belly I feel where the sacrifice I feel like that's very large that's very because he's thinking look you're taking height and then adding length and now we're taking weight and adding girth that's true yeah I like your logic so or
1:40 would you Brazilian dick LIF make your dick skinnier and then become fat hey you know there's actually a video of three Chinese guys who wants that who wants a skinnier penis there's a video of three Chinese guys pulling uh a semi trck with their dicks three of them yo man dick fu is real man like tied to the dick and they're they're like H and like pulling it like yeah I don't know if I can what love they love doing that ████ huh real they'll have ████ logs just slamming their dicks it's called chis chis dude if you get shirts man I'll wear them chis might be these guys I like the idea of just Googling dick Kung Fu dick kung fu yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's
2:31 them do they have a traveling show oh they're ████ I don't know how you're doing it so this is um I wonder if it it stretches it like permanently damn that got to I love how they put like their sweaters they tie it on top so they can't you think one of them's yelling at the other like pull your weight's dude that truck is moving with their dicks with their dicks wow that's inappropriate dude that was punching a stomach dude that thing you like kid yeah it's a kid is that a kid you like that I wonder how it's tied so would you do it would you do one of these or one of these yeah answer the question Joe i o one of the other think I'm five I think 57 to 59 it's 2 in right yeah two it's not a big difference okay okay maybe we can ask K
3:22 so I'll go shorter and I'll make a dick bck not just kidding do you prefer girth or length yeah you're going to cut off some of your height in order to get a longer dick yeah Anthony how how so so say if you're you have your man right what would you want him to do well how what would you add hold on I I have questions what would you add just answer the question it's a simple question simple question it's not hard dude it's not that simple you don't need you don't need to know more parameters just answer the question I think it depends where they start that's what I was going to ask thank you cuz if they're if they're starting at a micropenis then you just have a thick nub okay exactly it's a ████ at that point okay we're starting with 4 in you want a ████ obviously dude you know the answer to that so 4 in either it gets girthier or no no not girth length length with a sacrifice of height 55 oh
4:15 yeah yeah we can we can but he's 5'5 but he's 5'5 and he has a 4 in penis no no he's 53 or he's 3 in dude I feel like both scenarios are pretty s█████ that's tough dude so you got a lengthen one 53 with a 7 in dick or 57 with a 3 in dick you guys are saying too many numbers bro get confused I don't know what's going on we need a we need a whiteboard somewhere let's just make it let's make it easy I'm a visual person 5 five and five all right he's 5 five is Dick is 5 in okay plus or minus which way would you want either of those things would you want more height more dick yeah that's a good question that's a conundrum so then he'll be a 3in dick yeah or he'll be a or seven but he's 53 or or or a 10 if you wanted to be that small oh ████ he's
5:07 doing five so then he'll be 53 damn do you want him to be short dude do you love a short King is the question no two two two minimal oh two minut you got a baseline too help me Anthony what kind of dick would I want he can either be 5'7 Y what kind of dick would you want you know what though I don't think it's fair you didn't bro you're trying to avoid the question you know what you know why this isn't a fair question okay a inch on a dick is way more than an inch for height for Real by ratio concept yes but that's the point but but they say I would I would I would take extra inches on the Dick cuz I I'll feel it brother I'll feel that extra can't do it guys it's a one to one ratio but I thought I thought length didn't matter to him because I always hear like sometimes that okay okay okay I'm not going to
5:59 even argu it anymore instantly shut down unless you've experienced what I've experienced that's not true well tell us what you've experienced no Nick come on dude that's part of the fun no she said she's experienced no dick thank you Anthony I you come to don't bail her out but he was 65 you know what I mean yeah no dick but 6'5 worth it so would you want a super tall dude with a small dick or a really short dude with a long dick wait talking about like a a ████ with so I'm saying 53 with an amazing dick to where it's like oh my gosh I need to have sex with him all the time yeah or you have a tall guy M with a small dick and hey with a barely knows how to work it I would take
6:50 the shorter dude with with the bigger dick short C that's good that's good that's a good answer make sure you have a strong dick dude cuz that's that's where it ends it's like you want either nice act one or a nice act three Ah that's good cuz it's a great first impression I still I still want to know the real answer the 55 5 in guy yeah like like where do you go where do you go so you said you said you'd be down to turn a 55 guy into a 53 guy if he could have a 7 in dick right yeah I guess I would do that okay how tall are you 53 59 dick dude see you You' be okay with like 55 5 well this is the we're not talking about would i' be okay with dating us somebody that short we're talking about that specific scenario okay don't put me in a ████ corner and now we're putting you in a corner since you want to make it about dating now let's make it about dating yeah make
7:41 it about dating get her prer Nick's really funny you guys know about that and you really like to avoid the question tell them tell them Co Jo get her d y come onen that's the question bro what's the question answer the question what's the question I don't do that bro what was the question yeah what was the question see look this is this is her plan it's just to get us all R up so then we forget the question and now we're sitting here like oh what's the question what is the question again she got it the question would you date a what tall man M tall guy with a with a small dick I already answered this I would date somebody who would be shorter with the bigger dick but that's your dating preference no that's not what the f even if we never asked her that would
8:31 be a preference now you're just put watching all the short dudes that got long dicks out there like let's go I got a shot I got a shot every short dude she sees he's like M I hope there's something in there you're going to have so much dick DMS yeah dude or you can just add you can address your preferences right now speak to your people right now what's your preference I don't know your preference ████ Nick dude all right all right how about this just for the record what's your ideal height and length yeah range we don't care if he's funny guy or perfect and circumference counts yeah that's who give a yeah give a radius of what you want it's to telescope um you know how it gets smaller and then bigger I mean
9:22 yeah my preference would be somebody who's taller than me so what's the range what's the range so somebody who's 511 and 51 51 she's basically saying six foot she's basically saying just say six foot ad Jon okay so why even answer the questions if you're just going to speak for me you're saying well I'm just trying to put I know I'm just trying to put your what you're saying into reality shut up cool Jo so Colleen saying she wants a guy that's taller than her with a way bigger dick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah now you're just asking for too much yeah I am all right what's the what's the you guys ever seen those videos where they ask the girls like okay what's your ideal guy and they'll be like 6t $300,000 those goals are unrealistic because they're talking about like the 0.1% of people but they did say ideal dream right so it's like and magically
10:14 that guy has all the time cuz my track record is showing that I'm realistic yeah you've dated some pretty short some short guys short G that means they had some long dick probably they had they had their dick was as long as this knife and I'm not talking about without the handle with the handle that's black too we're all thinking it we're all but you got to get it from the right angle of girth otherwise you're like oh ████ it look short that's what I'm saying you guys already know my preference why am I asking what's your preference no what's your would you sacrifice some of your height which you have a lot of I think context is very important okay so uh because of my current situation I would cut off 2 in of my my height the reason why is because I'm already married she's already stuck with me I might as well start changing her life right now that's
11:06 you think she and she's short I like that that's a man's answer you're not selfish so from that was so brave of you dude I was so brave you sit on the side of the table you your wow that was ████ Brave dude does that mean does that mean Nina can handle a big dick or is it going to hurt her cuz she's short and small I is going to hurt her she's going to adapt she's going to adapt I think I'm just going to take her to outer space is all right now she's still local right now she's still in like you know LA and I need to send her outside the the planet she's going to have an out of body experience all the time now this is cool don't say this to NE oh by the way hi hi Mom she watches too anyway oh God that's awkward then there's also the fact that you know like I'm I'm significantly
11:56 taller than her so our photos will look a little nicer yeah that's cool that's cool yeah but this is an easy answer Anthony because when you have the height you can easily when you got some height to spare but you are going to lose your six foot card okay what about you three but I have I have had it for you know many years of my adult life already so it's okay now I don't think I can sacrifice any more height man and I need in the middle 1 in 1 in that's perfect too minimum too minimum dude all right fck it I'll go shorter that's a good how T are you you look shorter right now you look like you're doing something El longer yeah dud I can see it from here holy ████ I'll go shorter on a dick oh on the
12:48 Dick yeah good for hey good for you Joe stand for him good for you Joe what a brave guy that is too long yeah it's too long to in the way he ends up he ends up 63 like damn dude you had that much to give I don't want to I don't want to dick reduction yeah I want customization oh like what what do you want to do now you're changing the rules dude I think if I had a big head I want to be you know you don't like your ratio no because when you see dildos you go oh it's shaped like that for a reason it's ergonomic I think it's also circumcised Joe I could peel it back and make it look circumcised so
13:38 there so like some dildos they're like shaped interesting they like got the veins on the side and the ████ big yeah the big head so you had some mods so I think mushroom mods so I think I would I would go both what kind of dick has the most feels uh-huh yeah yeah and then for me you have like a rib dick you put some Anal beans on it well it it would have to go like want the little urch it has to be veiny with a mushroom top so you can get everything cuz also I I feel like all guys aren't created the same some of us probably have more nerve or like less nerves or like cuz some dudes like they'll get like rectile dysfunction and I don't know if that's psychological or maybe it's just sense sense is so I want the
14:30 ultimate if I could sacrifice height to see what the ultimate dick feels like that's what I want to do you want to see what it feels like like you want to have one not to get ████ by feels like to have one don't worry Joe I got you Joe don't let him try and play you over here Joe I know what you mean remember when Bart was like hey Steve can I hold your dick hard cuz I heard you have a big dick wait what when did he say that he did yeah he did he's like for science he goes I want you to get hard and then let me grab it for science just for science for science if you do it for science just not get up I would can you call Hannah and ask her what she would prefer if your dick was bigger if you were taller okay and in the process you answer it oh yeah I can't afford less dick dude then I won't have a dick you
15:20 can't afford less dick I can't afford less dick you won't have a dick I won't have a dick if I if I if I get taller I'm five F I'm wearing shoes so I'm 5'8 right now 58 so you cut three 55 hello hello I need you to answer something it's about it's like life or death okay all right so if okay so I could add two Ines but I'm going to have to I'm going to have to um take out two Ines so take would you rather have me add 2 in to my height but then I reduce 2 in to my dick or would you rather have me add 2 in to my dick and then remove 2 in of my height oh 2 in to the dick cuz it equals out when you're lying down
16:10 oh okay that's an amazing answer Go Hannah how come everyone else got it but not me does you want me to reduce my dick no your dick's lovely but you want me to add more dick more dick because lying down height doesn't matter I'm already shorter than her that's why so it doesn't that's why it doesn't matter cuz I could be even more shorter yeah okay thank you I love you okay thank you how do you end that conversation right all right what do you want for dinner tonight meanwhile she's Jun she's like hey can I take your order she's on the speaker phone and then just hold on my husband's calling me yeah 2 Ines to the dick would be am amazing laying down
17:00 like no no your dick's lovely but dude that was a great answer yeah Hannah's so clever man she's a legend damn she can say anything and I'm like that's good I'm already shorter than her so being even more shorter just doesn't matter cuz I'm already shorter she's just like can I take two inches off my height for his dick you can donate height yeah well that changes everything yeah so how do we put this for a woman so would you take off height to add to your boobs or take off boobs to add more height or would you subtract face to add to your boobs yeah yeah what would be the what would be the scenario for a girl like you're just negative2 would you subtract talent
17:51 for potential your face gets less symmetrical yeah yeah your face is two points less attractive would it be boobs and butt though yeah I mean that's a that's a question for you guys cuz it might be like height and then you you become fat flat butt flat butt was that Nursery r i mean flat boob flat butt flat butt flat butt okay yeah yeah yeah you're right yeah but I don't think that's the same thing cuz it's like not really so cuz girls like dick and height right so then you have it's like you it's one or the other so guys like tit so you can be like okay would you rather have boobs are ass yeah but some guys are more of a tits guy and some guys are more of an ass guy yeah some girls are more of a hyp guy and some girls are more of a dick guy that is clearly a dick
18:41 guy I think I'm more of a dick guy myself that's a great speed dating thing are you more of a dick guy or a Hy guy cuz it's one or the other yeah you can't have both got a guy you huh lady oh that is true it's hard the girl equipent is hard to find so the bigger the boobs the flatter the ass I mean it got kind of yeah it's hard to say I heard it's hard to like carry the but it's for the man's pleasure that's like the flip so trying to find that girls don't get pleasure in having big nothing big nothing the word choices here today are it's purely for science for science we're trying to figure it out though as we go yeah how about like uh would you lower
19:32 your your uh your dude's monetary earning potential for more dick oh that's a good one like he'll never make Beyond this cap what's the cap uh and where do I live $10,000 less a year is 10 mm longer millime bro what the ████ is a millimeter somebody grabbed me a ruler this D $60,000 a year with great dick or $120,000 a year with bad dick I'll I'll take great dick because I can make my own money too whoa okay she's not the right girl to ask for this okay okay okay okay if you if you I'm not answering any further questions thank you so much n you can't no dude all right uh Les F stop with longer lenss let go I got what perfect dick but
20:23 no limbs yeah dude yeah I think that's the end of the video we set the timer he said perfect dick no Libs it's whatever you want it to be it's like a guy sex toy like you know how the sex dolls there's no limbs they's just a torso you just have to be ridden constantly right yeah like the girl still going to have to do all the work so imagine no no no no okay okay not a perfect dick in my book imagine you had this guy right all the work who was the perfect like vibrator okay he just so no limbs right wait what's the question so imagine if you had this guy with like perfect dick to where it's like you know how if you if a girl uses a vibrator it hits she knows how to hit all her right spots at the right RPS so if you had a guy with no want to share Theo and he can do that every single time would you take him but he's
21:15 homeless I mean you make your own you even said you make he doesn't have a car how about that you said you make your own money so you can support both of you guys he doesn't have a license he doesn't have a car doesn't tip ever he doesn't tip so answer the question which one is it no no to what no even if he shaped like the rabbit just cuz he's homeless even he turns around he goes sorry I lied oh no dude no sorry I li wrap the video up Nick I think we get like squeeze five more minutes
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