0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another great episode of careful boys today we have with us everybody everybody's here back on the grave lady Steve lady Steve was that where we're calling her we can't call her ladies he said everyone's here obviously missing one white guy what kind of grave were you experiencing I had endo and kovid obviously remember she told us about the Indonesia are you here when she explained that no but I checked on uh and on her because she had a story about how she's had the most horrible time and then I was like how does that feel and then you're like I've been having this since I was 15. yeah you're like oh ████ you're like you're gonna grow like a third brain I was like I
0:51 hope so she already has two words it's like having coveted and Ando at the same time is it like getting coveted and having morning wood at the same time no well this is my first time getting covered experience um it wasn't the first because it's probably not that video yes not even comparison um but the first few days body aches chills were pretty bad but I had friends who jumped in to help they brought medicine did you lose taste I uh I took Ivermectin was that good did it work it worked you used horse pills
1:43 because I I had a flight to see my mom a week oh so you're trying to get it over here yeah yeah so like otherwise I probably wouldn't have taken it but does it work though it worked um I think I got side effects from it meaning like I got like panic attacks like at night like my heart was racing super fast um that's the covet getting but I didn't have a temperature as far as like you know going over maybe 99 so I was pretty normal as far as my 10 body aches chills sucked first few days um appetite sucked uh damn energy weakness terrible especially coming right after Endo was just like I felt like I was in bed for like a week wow what was the total length of the beginning to end of all it it was like the 30th of last month to
2:37 like just before I left to go see my mom so the seventh wow damn good a good week and some days yeah the fact that you just the fact that you just got it is pretty impressive like you held out this long I held out for like what three years where do you think you got it from do you think you got it from like you know what I'm saying that's what's crazy is like I didn't see anybody like like maybe the gym somebody didn't wipe their uh probably gonna be the gym yeah that's gonna be my my guess did everybody here have covered already I got one ████ yeah I think it's because like my you're repping it so strong it's because my kids I'm a kid right yeah you have a kid I have a kid this ████ this homies are making covet yeah yeah and it doesn't even affect them you know I mean they're like I don't know what they're doing licking
3:28 handlebars and ████ and then they ████ bring it back home to all the parents and all the parents gifts in China were licking Wuhan bats and ████ that's how it started that's how it really started do you think that's true like because they always say that like kids always get their parents sick all the time because they're just getting sick for some reason they didn't need to be vaccinated all the kids they were immune to covet remember when it first came out they're like oh it's okay they're not at risk so it's because they made kovid so since you had tycoats yeah and he's been going to school more and like doing more activities you feel like you get sick way more yeah so I had a a pretty good like uh regimen I've been sleeping eight eight hours a day and then I take my multivitamin and I like pretty much OD on vitamin C like almost everything nice and I haven't been sick for like three years and then uh the first year Tiger's life never sick the minute this ████
4:19 goes to school I probably got sick every other month dude 10 kids out of school take kids out of school and he doesn't even really get affected because he's because he's at a private school he's so hyper and ████ right that I'm like when he has a fever I'm like yes chill the ████ out bro and then this will bounce it back [Laughter] go it was so dope for at least a movie and a half and I was gone are you in jail like on the same sick pattern because of him though do you guys get like sick at same times um similarly but she's been getting sick more than me which is crazy I think her Mexican teens are wearing off is Bowl Maybe she's doing more parenting than you she too I'm more happy this yeah yeah yeah yeah
5:10 something here wait a minute he's like dude those Mexican jeans are wearing them that's what it is did you guys get numb because like on kovid I didn't get a fever nothing I just lost taste and then my body got a little numb so I was like if you did have pains then that would be the perfect time to get covered I wish I got that symptom yeah it might have been nice my skin and everything the senses were just a little off and it took about like six months to recover it whoa so you got like long six months you got weird covet dude no it was like a weird lingering like it took about a little bit over a month to taste again like normally and then just my sense is like touch when you jack off it feels like someone else is doing you oh the old ghost it felt stranger six minutes
6:01 doing anything because it's pretty good though on both ends it felt like I slept on my dick huh the dick like you know what you said tingly feeling yeah yeah you know when you sleep or like you you fell asleep don't you hate when that happens boys oh no my whole body felt that way oh yeah it was not it was not normals you probably just need acupuncture so yeah probably dry needling but after after that I was like damn this is so weird like my whole body I didn't realize at the time I didn't realize how numb it was I knew it was different until I recovered and I was like oh ████ I could have it was it was a weird feeling it was like when you did this with your friend and then someone hold your hand like that and then like it didn't feel like your body oh I see yeah what is that I never did that with your friend you go like this and then you hold each side and then you go like hold on the other side yeah you go like
6:52 that like that and you go oh that's ████ weird bro what is that one dude Elementary School what do you talk what's so weird about it I thought you don't put them together I thought you tell somebody else to do this and then you grab it and you hold it yeah what is that what is that hold it hold it hold it like this is it not that and then you don't feel the hand anymore like you stop feeling you don't just let you don't let your homie go I feel Nick I feel bark and then you squeeze it for like 30 seconds like this no that's what you do yeah draw the line dude we're not doing it and then you like this it's it's when kids are like you want to
7:42 feel what a what a dead body feels like oh okay and then you go like that's a dead body man kids are dumb dude I think he grew up with different friends maybe it's the same game with different yeah I mean Duke's a dead body no no so it feels like a dead body so this right here and you go oh that's a dead body that's oh because you can't feel the other side yeah it's like half dead yeah [Laughter] you gotta Channel yourself to being like 12 right [Laughter] prerequisite is so big the 12 is too old you got to be like seven but basically it's like you could feel this side but the other feel side feels like flesh so when you go like everyone at home right
8:33 now I get it I get what you say I never say yeah you guys didn't do that no I never heard it how about this one did you do this yeah yeah yeah what do you think I just see your eyes yeah oh one once one person's supposed to give you a club yeah we get both open you both want to look I was like I see your eyes yeah Seven's better oh my God you're right dude there were so many things like that though when you were a kid there were so many like weird little there weren't cell phones that's true huh we did ████ we came up with stuff right so there's nothing remember when you had ████ pieces of yarn and ████ you would walk up to like ████ people
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11:06 and it was like man what does it stand for oh Mansion apartment Shack house yeah and it was like it was like a game where you put like four choices of each category or something I don't know but it would be like it would be kind of like this ████ thing where at the end you'd be like you're gonna live in a mansion you're gonna marry Jennifer yeah yeah you're gonna be yeah something like that I'm gonna be a ████ and you're gonna be a hoe yeah yeah yeah 15 years later yeah I think so I think so your crush is in there both of those things is just to get your crush really and you just keep doing it yeah it's gonna happen but the funny thing is now people I think kids still have things like this except now it's just made for Content or it's on Tick Tock where kids are dancing it's just a different version of it it's like they still do these things but then it's if you can't film it then they probably don't even do it oh so we're
11:58 just making content back in the day we're just from filming yeah or there's just a different form like we did Blackout Challenge we just weren't filming it yeah luckily yeah a lot of those things were invented Blackout Challenge when you were no what kind of stuff did you do as a kid we did cops and robbers we did what did you like to play I like a little biking you had a bike game yeah brother and I like would like ride our bikes around three ninja style silver trash cans uh no we're not you know put dynamite in mailboxes but we did like where did we get that we did uh sneak
12:48 into like people's backyards and like jump over the fences and stuff and what would you do once you got back there turn on the propane on the grill [Music] you know sneak into stuff and just be a kid use your imagination but I do remember one time I hopped over fence and like my pants got caught and started to rip my brother just took off he's like sorry fend for yourself yeah pretty much for a moment it's funny to do inconvenient things to like because we're so uncreative as kids you just go to houses to turn the hose on in the front and just walk away like like dumb ████ that's like it's just yeah vandalism yeah I didn't know how to do stuff do you ever get caught
13:38 when you were doing stuff like that um once my uh that damn line kid with endometriosis growing brains on her ulcer my bedroom had a patio that could like Overlook my neighbor's yard and we hated my neighbors they were such ████ and so like there was these like little pile rocks not the ones that I walked dirty ones they're little small ones and for some reason we just started throwing the rocks at their house for some reason I love that same style we just were like yeah these rocks and it was kind of like whoever gets caught loses and the guy comes out of the house screaming like hey quit throwing rocks at my house like
14:29 we have the rocks in our hands like we're not throwing rocks I remember my mom coming upstairs being like you guys were so good today you were quiet while we were working we're gonna go get ice cream and we're like she doesn't find out no we did not I hope she doesn't find out about these uh Rock throwing at our neighbors maybe she would have been like cool they're ████ yeah that was pretty tired of UK neighbor to reciprocate because I remember I had my neighbor right next to us with a chucking rocks back at your house they were so cool because like you know like sometimes you um like let's say your ball gets into someone's yard and you go like this and you go ding dong like oh my ball went into your can I have a cereal or ma'am or whatever in your mind you're like ████ you ████ it's a Sandlot guy yeah yeah but when your neighbor is like oh yeah sure hey
15:20 next time it comes over just hop the fence just grab it you immediately form like an alliance yeah and then now I'm like I'm gonna protect your yard too yeah yeah our neighbors didn't like us we have peacocks and they were loud you guys have peacocks yeah at your house yeah we have peacocks as pets oh no my dad just brought one home one day I was just like here we go it's so fun you're like peacocks yeah it was it was fun until they're like screeching oh we had to get loud huh dookies are ████ like cats eyes yeah well we got three of them we had two males and one female and they were more pets you know they roam around Arcadia like just on the streets and ████ because there's an Atrium close spot no like there they let them out during the day they go back and then they're they're like sleeping in the atrium and ████ oh that's tight everyone here run them over
16:10 they're they're protecting no everyone nobody likes her nobody likes some arcade I heard like they see themselves in the car and they think it's like a rival and then they ████ hit the car and then people's cars get all Dental oh my God scream at you they'll Punk your dogs and ████ yeah they're pretty they're kind of a nuisance they're a pain in the ass too like any animal that's protected ends up thinking it's the ████ and they're the coolest so protected it has no bullies that's why animals should have some bullies like coyotes coyotes who should bully a peacock Joe I'd kick them in the chest human human Asians yeah kick them in the net dude I'm against animal abuse but something about birds makes me want to kick off wobbles kick a bird you know what's another really strange uh prank this is so weird that I remembered this you during Christmas time people have like wreaths on their door you know some
17:01 of those wreaths sometimes people had like Christmas bells like as a decoration you take the Bell off and then you you uh tie it underneath their car so then all year and they're just like oh my God it's such a stupid thing to do you might be the master of pranks dog you're doing you're calling out ████ that I ever thought of doing that and when you think about it it's true it's like the boredom of being a kid and not having anything to do like we just did the ketchup packets you didn't do that what's that you get ketchup and you kind of twist it right oh yeah it's about to burst and you put it like behind the Cars and when they when they like later when they get out of the car like what is that and they're like that's a presentation of an adult you can't even be himself he's Mr Wilson you think it's blood remember the thing I told you in Cerritos Town Center they
17:51 had a lot of loose uh you know the reflector on the ground between the lane it's like yellow they would be loose for some reason and then you could flip them over as soon as you choose you flip them over and you put it in the middle of the road and when cars run it over it goes and it flies off yeah it like becomes like a saw blade That's so exciting we used to have a lemon fights between me and my neighbors because like um the way that all of our backyards it was connected by one uh fence right ████ love them so then yeah the big fan of 11. we all had like different lemon trees and ████ and then when it's growing those things ████ grow and I forgot how it started but it became a thing where if I hear him in the backyard like I chucked lemons and they chucked lemons and we would just
18:42 start launching and then I feel like they invited friends and then like I started inviting friends and it would just be like five on five kids just chucking lemons and then just trying to get them over the head like it was so fun it's coming over yeah it was like lemons pick them up Chuck them get new ones you guys got Shields and ████ dude it was yeah we didn't do that but we played baseball with lemons and that's not such fun memories lemons are always it's mainly that and then how do we pretend like lemons just naturally explode when the parents come and ask what the ████
19:36 40 yeah I was trying to think of The Alibi or the reasoning behind what you're doing yo you know what I don't see anymore is like like 10 kids on bicycles like riding down the street going to the liquor store I know that's me that was me yeah I think everyone did that I think they get like abducted and stuff now and it's like caught on camera and then there's it's on the news and then nobody's neighborhood's like in the Deep suburbs do they do that you see yeah why are you Whispering that because yeah right because I've been telling you there's places these days like the way that we were different kids yeah AI kids I hope so oh yeah yeah there's ████ dicks still like I'll be at the park and there's like the 13 year old that's like oh look I can climb on top of the ████ the top of the Jungle Gym you know and he's sitting on top you're so ████ whack I wish I was 13 just go then kick your ass right now
20:27 if I was 13 I'd kick your ████ ass dude you show off all right though there was always that kid though right the show-off yeah doing too much yeah cause everyone's just playing and then there's the kid that's like a little bit older he has better capabilities he's like yeah look at me everybody can you guys get up here I'm like man and he's like the Dork where kids are his age like he's the Dork there so that he got hella flips on those monkey bars that's true the older kid you're always like oh he's so cool and then like you realize that guy was actually a nerd yeah he's not cool yeah he's like over there trying to impress kids yeah yeah I'm gonna go to a playground today and I'm just gonna press some kids Maybe not maybe not now I remember him oh yeah you're right check it out kids Brown
21:17 second dime I can climb to the top of the Jungle Gym the kid's like well I got a black oh ████ how'd you get that man who's your son say [Music]
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