0:00 Let's pretend. All right. Give me a situation right now. I'm taking an order. Go ahead. >> The ice machine is completely broken. >> Okay. >> I want my ice drink, but there's no ice. >> Yo, Joe, what the do I do? >> He doesn't need more problems, dude. >> I wish we could have a slimmer team, but um yeah, we just need so many people. >> You would have saved so much time with me. >> It's like a three. >> Yeah, he's a three. He said he's a three mother dude. >> I told you. I'm telling you. You would have saved so much time with me. I had money. >> Well, you don't even live there. >> I know. >> And you're going to go to the army. What the? >> Yeah. >> Well, if you give me the job, I would have totally moved. >> Yeah, but I can't pay you this as good as the army can. >> Who said who said you have to pay me as good? >> How much do we have to pay you? >> Talk about that later.
0:50 >> You still got to pay for flights and lodging. >> This is salary based. >> You can get like free drinks, free frozen fruit. You really want to work at June? >> Sub. >> I think he's just down for the cost. >> I know. >> He's down for anything. >> Why would you do that? You're you're going to make so much more at at in in the army. >> If you do the National Guard, then you do have to let him go one weekend a month to do drill, though. He can't work one weekend a month. >> You just have to pay military base pay, too. >> He just said he can't. Now he's like, >> promise you, Joe, I'm two guys. I swear to God. Yeah, but two guys only cost me like 30 bucks an hour. >> You're going to cost 30 bucks? Yeah, >> an hour. >> Depends. What are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing like team member, shift lead, >> assistant manager? >> I could be a running.
1:41 >> I think that's >> Dude, you know the Pizza Hut. You know, you know what Pizza Hut try to do? >> What? What's the pizza trying to do? >> Like, no, I can't do it. You know why? cuz I was running the register, the phone, and deliveries, >> and I was cooking in the back. >> One person shift that one day. >> Should we try this? >> If you're down to come down to a 14-hour day, just you. >> Yeah. >> Audition. Do an audition, >> dude. Send it. >> I don't want to put you through that, bro. >> I do. Let's do it. >> That would be funny. >> And then film it. >> Yeah. >> Yo, don't keep it personal. Keep it business. Don't keep it personal. >> Never. Don't keep it personal, dude. >> All right. All right. Let's put some structure to this. Give them a real pitch on why you're worth two people. >> This is Subin's job interview for Jumbi.
2:31 >> Why should Subin work at Jumbi? And how are you worth two people? >> And for what? By the way, I've never had anybody beg me so hard for a job at Jumbi. >> Well, first of all, you said two two people cost you 30 an hour, right? >> Ish. >> Yeah. ish. >> Yeah. Maybe like 28. 28 an hour. >> So if you to give me 30 an hour, right? >> Yeah. 28 an hour for two people. >> First of all, I go down on my knees and suck it. >> I'm just kidding. >> But check it out. So give me a >> You need someone to cover the reg ████ >> Bad pitch. >> I'm like, I don't need a ████ >> He already gets it for less than 30 an hour. >> Well, check it out. Check it out. >> Yeah. >> So what's the deal, right? You guys have to make the matcha in the back and then someone who can register, right? >> And all the purees and the soft serve.
3:21 >> All the purees, all the soft serve, all the ingredients, you guys. >> Everything has to be made. >> I think the store can be ran by two really good people. That'll be the least I can have. But as soon it gets So the the problem is as soon as it gets busy and then you have to run out of the store, that's when it gets >> Yeah. Iffy. That's why we have three. The reason why we have three people is so two people can hold it down. The other person can uh go to the storage, grab stuff, they can get a delivery, they could run in and out of the store, >> or if one person needs to go to the bathroom, take a massive dump. >> So then we don't have just one person in the store cuz it gets really hard >> when there's like 30 orders and it's one person and they're just like, I don't know what to do. >> Right. And then you get into all these
4:12 negative Yelp reviews because you weren't fast enough. The drinks are wrong. And then over >> Are you good at playing overcooked? >> What do you mean like overcook? Like >> the game on where you have to >> multitask. >> Remember I handle I function really well under chaos. >> So do I. >> I think we should try this. you know, so when ████ hits the fan, I just one thing at a time. >> What's an example of ████ hitting the fan and you being able to like excel? >> Um, you know, my first like I guess my second week ever in JK, right? >> Oh, okay. >> Like I don't want to disappoint you guys, but I promise to be there. Boom. Truck ball lower ball joints collapsed on the freeway. >> Oh, yeah. I remember that. >> No money in my account. All right. Bomb.
5:02 ████ ████ Oh, I'mma die today. Pull off to the road. CHP says, "If you don't get this ████ truck out of here, I have to charge you $200 something dollars." >> Okay. >> Tow truck comes in. Boom. We move it to the side. But because it's already hooked onto the ████ tow truck. Hey, it's 280 no matter what. I was like, "Yo, take it off my ████ take it off. Like my my tow truck guy is here." No, but 280. I was like, "All right, I don't have money in my account. Let's figure this out." Boom. Boom. I do a couple calls. Yo, I got 280 this next week. Boom. I'll pay you this later. Back and forth, but can you just send me the money now? Boom. All right. How do I get to JK still? Cuz they still need a they still need someone >> to get Uber. >> No. No money in my account. I already spent my last 280 on >> a credit card. You could you could pay first. >> No credit card either. I put that ████
5:52 on pause. Yo, J Mo. J Mo, I need to park my truck in front of your ████ garage. Can I please use your motorcycle? >> I remember that. Yeah. >> He's like, "Yeah, you can, but no gas in it." Okay, it's all good, baby. Send me like $20. >> So, he's resourceful. >> How come none of your friends are responsible? >> Huh? >> Everyone's No gas, no money. No money, no gas. >> You know, the easiest solution >> Yeah. >> is if you had a credit card, you just deal with it later. >> No, I had that, but it's on pause. Look. Yo, J Mo, >> why is it on pause? Yo, Jammo, I'mma be there in like 30 minutes. I >> How do you put it on pause? >> I put text I text I text you guys. Yo, I'm about to be there in an hour. You put it on pause cuz you don't want to overuse it. >> Yeah, you don't want to keep spending it. >> You want to keep spending. So, you force yourself to put it on pause and you
6:42 can't touch it till a certain date. >> Meanwhile, can I also >> I never did that before. >> I brought some clean underwear. I don't have any clean underwear. >> Put it on pause. I think it means like you yourself are putting it on. >> No, I I I called him and put it on pause. >> What do you mean you put it on pause? >> How do you put >> I can only make payments. I can't use it. >> Oh. >> Oh. To like hold yourself back from using it. >> All right. >> Wow. I never did that. Yeah, that's true. I never did that. >> Boom. I called JMO. Hey, I'm I got to park my ████ in front of your ████ dog. But then look, when the the tow truck tries to put it down, they can't put it down because there's no wheel. >> So, what can we do? I run towards the back of the garage. I find plastic cuz plastic on concrete will will work well will slide. But just in case, we put water and dawn. So, >> so I made a slip and slide. >> So, it was a driver, dude. >> Boom. Down to the parking. Yo, Jammo,
7:32 I'm going to grab your motorcycle. >> That's tight. >> I get on the motorcycle. Yo, I give you guys an ETA exactly what's about to go down. Boom. The whole time. And I still made it to work. >> Does your make on time or no? I forgot. >> Obviously not. So, no. >> But he still came. >> Did you know that a court order can force your VPN to hand over your traffic log? Oh no, everyone's going to find out that I've been downloading MP3s. That's because most VPNs are not truly private at all. They can still see your browsing history, but not VP.NET. Their hardware physically separates your identity from your browsing history, which makes it impossible for them to log what you're doing. >> Mhm. So, for the truly private internet
8:23 experience, sign up to vp.net/jknews. That's vp.nne/jknws. That's right. And the link is in the description box below. You could just click it right there, baby. >> I still pulled up and immediately I started chatting. >> Obviously not, sir. >> That's a great answer, dude. But I got I got here. I got to the point. >> You hear all that's happening, right? >> That's me under pressure. But I want to stop you from making a dumb decision because for one, if I have I do have a shop here that might hire you, right? So I'm like, okay, that might be the best decision for you cuz you got dogs and kids in LA. Why the hell would you up
9:14 and leave and go to Hawaii for a minimum wage job? to live in paradise. >> But you used to live in paradise. >> Why are you talking him out of this? Do it. >> Do it. >> Wait, so you love Hawaii that much? >> Would you Would you give up going to the National Guard to >> No, I don't live I don't love Hawaii that much. >> Okay. But my wife and kid will >> I'm willing to sacrifice me >> for what I want for them, right? >> Well, how come they're not there now? >> Huh? >> How come they're not there now? We can be, but I have so much ████ going on here. >> That's what I'm saying. I'm going to pull you away from all that to live in paradise. >> You think you think well you you're going to make as much working on Jubie than you do here? >> Nope. >> So then how are you going to support your family out there, >> dude? But the Army National Guard is going to give you free rent and like
10:04 hella money and I can't even match that. >> Yeah, but Sergeant, >> can you can you reposition my station? >> Sorry, we can't hear you on the USBC. Oh, >> can you >> So you could double income. >> Can you station me in Hawaii? >> Okay. >> So then it's like June being >> and then they go no. >> They go obviously not. >> All right, Joe, let's Joe Joe, let's pretend. Right. >> Obviously not. >> Let's pretend. All right, give me a situation right now. I'm taking an order. Go ahead. [Music] >> The ice machine is completely broken. >> I want my ice drink, but there's no ice. >> Yo, Joe, what the ████ do I do? He doesn't need more problems, dude. He just soft ████ >> How do you What do you do? How do you get ice? I'm going to be realistic. I'm
10:54 going to be real as ████ Okay. I'm going to be like Joe's in LA. Shouldn't JK. He's got to pick up the phone. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to be ████ real honest. Okay. Go ahead. >> Ice machines, bro. Hey, stupid. Ice machine's broken. Okay. Katie, come take over real quick. >> Okay. Go right on YouTube. Look up the sign. >> She's not there, though. You're two people. Yeah, but we have three, you said, right? So, we're good. >> No, it's only you and Katie because we fired the other person cuz you wanted two people's job. >> So, Katie, Katie, take over. >> It's only two people in the shop. >> Real quick, I'm going to look up the ice machine. Ice machine says uh editing made suite. So, I'm going to look up editing made suite. How to fix ice machine. Oh, it doesn't work. Okay, let me go down the street. ABC store. They have buckload of ice, right? >> Yeah. 7 lb ice bag. Boom. Buy that. $3.
11:44 Cost less for the same day at least. >> Your margins are ████ >> I know it's pretty expensive. >> But he's not wrong though. That's what we do when the ice machine breaks, >> right? See, that's >> Hey, there's a target now, too. So, I'll give you that. >> Make the ice. Make up the time. We could just instead of waiting for the ice machine, we make up 2 minutes of that by buying an ice bag, dumping it in the cup, and just making the machine. Katie, how much water we got going? We got 10 on hold. Okay. 10 cups out. We go order by order. Boom. Give me another ████ problem right now. Katie's on the register. I'm making the drinks now. >> You go upstairs to storage and you smell an electric fire. >> Okay. >> In the storage. >> Fire department. >> These are two things I dealt with on the on on Wednesday before I came. >> Right away, I'll call the fire department and then right away. Hey.
12:34 Hey. Hey, brother. Can I charge my stolen phone here, brother? Get the ████ out the way, my bro. >> Get out there. Come back later. >> Hawaii Fire Department. Hey, could you guys check real quick? I stole another phone. Can I >> like dog? What's up? Like strap, ████ ████ >> I'm so stressed out right now, dog. I'm stressed. I promise you, dog. You'll get knocked out, dog. >> I'm so stressed right now. >> Where's my drink? >> Right. So, I would call Hawaii Fire Department. >> I charge my phone. That's really how it would be though. >> You know what, B? Here, go charge your phone. Leave me alone. Hawaii Fire Department. I'll call Hawaii Fire Department. They'll be on it, right? But I still have to run back. We don't need the fire department. >> No, but just in case if it Look, what I'm saying is we have
13:24 >> Joe, if we have 10 ████ orders we got to accomplish, but you're worried about something smelling like the ████ some s███'s burning. >> Hawaii, you call security first. You're going to get there and they're going to be like, "You don't need us." >> Yeah. >> Well, I'm going to still do it because I don't have time to worry about. >> You're going to have to wait for them. Call the security and then just let them go in first and they can call the fire department if they need to. So, you can leave. >> I'm just trying to tell you how I would handle the 10 drinks. Go back. >> So, whatever it is, I would have somebody whatever I have to call, right? Security. I would have that ████ handled. Go back to the drinks cuz we got 10. We got 10 drinks and complete the drinks. Once the 10 drinks is done, when s███'s slow, Katie, keep watching the store. Call me real quick if you have to run back to the office and see what's going on. Oh, it wasn't nothing. It was just uh Jordan and keep it ████ clean. I was like, "All right,
14:15 I I'll grab a brush and I'll just start cleaning that ████ real quick. Close it. Go back. It's rush time." Same thing. >> See, >> I do think he's resourceful. I think he's >> Yeah, he's a problem solver. >> I may not be smart, but I can solve problems. I believe he's a handyman. >> Probably pretty handy >> with me. I can >> We should have a Suben Jumbi day where we just record him. >> Yeah. >> And then we just follow him all day like run in the shop, everything. >> Damn. >> Let's go, dog. K, like, "Hey, I need to use the bathroom." I was like, "No, you cannot." >> And she pisses herself, >> dude. That's But that's Look, >> Joe, think about it. >> No, you cannot, >> Joe. Think about it. She pisses herself, right? But we made hella money while she pissed herself. Thank you. >> At the end of the day, >> and she quits, >> we lose it all in a lawsuit. >> I know. And she quits and and sues us.
15:06 >> We hire another ████ then. All good >> for $300. >> I liked Katie. >> Katie seemed great. >> I know. >> Katie was the calst one in that situation. >> Su's freaking out. >> I wasn't freaking out. It's just when the bomb tries to come and try to fall down. I'm like, right now is not the time. I'm stressed. It's about to get crazy. Looks like you got yourself a new employee. >> You're hired. >> Thanks, man. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> Problem solver. >> Hard labor. >> Making the manager. >> Let's go. >> I'll listen to everyone's schedule, too, man. I don't want to put you through
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