0:00 There is a clinic in Brazil that is offering this service. And this is Patrick Cloud talking about it, who is really cool. I love this guy. >> Oh, yeah. >> Have you seen this? >> laughing at? >> 13k to clear their body counts. What? What in the whole rituals? >> [screaming] >> That is wild. Also, that's a crazy price. It looks like they're just getting water poured on them. What an LLC idea. People are reportedly paying up to 13 grand to reset their body count to zero. This is a clinic in Brazil. They're offering hymen reconstruction surgery with reports claiming many patients are women over 30 seeking a fresh start before entering a serious relationship or marriage. Oof. You know how tapped out you are in your
0:51 hoe phase if you up in 13k to reset that number to zero? Others argue it reinforces outdated beliefs about virginity and places unnecessary pressure on women. That's true. Would you ever consider spending 13k on a procedure like this? Now, 13k. >> Hey, chicks out there. Send me 12k. I'll do the exact same thing. And we could do it in Vegas. You don't have to go to Brazil. >> You're going to reconstruct their >> I'm going to reset their body counts so they're virgins again. >> By how? >> Uh pour water on them. >> [laughter] >> What is the whole thing that they're actually doing to reset it? >> So it's a ritual, I guess. >> Oh, it's Oh, it's not even surgical. >> And it is. I think it's a ritual and they will repair your hymen. You know, the part that breaks when you lose your
1:41 V card. >> How do you repair a hymen? >> What do you mean? You You guys never done that before? >> Wait, can you? You can't do that, can you? >> You probably Yeah, we can check it out. >> I didn't know you could do that. >> You could do that? Do you put like a spider web there? >> Why would you want to do that? >> you do that? >> Yes, a hymen can be repaired through minor surgical procedure called hymenoplasty. >> Minor? >> Which stitches the remaining torn tissue back together, or it builds a new membrane. The surgery takes about an hour, uses dissolvable stitches, and is done outpatient visit. Can you >> Wow. >> easy, apparently. >> Uh ask what what um >> What does it look like? >> No, what material is hymen? Like what kind of tissues are hymen? >> Flesh. >> Is flesh? So it's just like skin or something? >> It looks like a spiderweb. >> It's Yeah, it says yes, the hymen's a a
2:31 thin fold of fleshy mucosal tissue that surrounds or partially covers the opening of the vagina. It's flesh-colored, soft, elastic, not a solid seal. It's cuz it's meant to break. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, so you'd basically be getting that back. For the I 13K sounds like expensive price for that. >> But that's what makes you a virgin? >> Exactly. That's why they're saying it's an outdated idea of like what virginity is. >> anything. >> Some people's hymens don't break, and some people break their hymen on a bicycle seat. You know? >> That's like a ████ murderer. He's like, "Man, I killed a thousand people. I'm innocent now. Guess what? I'm going to get my fingerprints erased. And I'm going to start back at zero." >> Yeah. >> Like [laughter] what the >> But also, does this even Is this Are these people doing it for themselves, or is it cuz what if the person that you
3:21 want to be with doesn't even accept this ritual? Then you did it for what? >> Yeah, true. Yeah, you >> I don't accept it. Cuz your mouth been on penises, too. >> You'd have to get Yeah, you'd have to be both. >> what this reminds me of? Let's say you find a really good car, and it's sick, right? And you find out it's a salvage title. And it's like, "But everything's been repaired." But it's like, "But it's still salvage title, bro." I don't know what's wrong with it. >> Hm. >> So it's like this It's like I don't know Like you you don't change the fact that you got into an accident. >> I almost respect the fact more if she's like, "Yeah, I'm salvaged." And I'm like, "Cool, let's start from there." versus like your Carfax looks clean and then you find out it's salvaged. You're like, "Damn, you got your Carfax scrubbed?" >> This doesn't even really scrub the
4:11 Carfax. >> know if we can show this. It's just a diagram, but then this is what it looks like when you when you get it done. Yeah, so that's >> Wow. >> Yeah, the normal before and then after they make it look like that. >> Holy moly. >> Wow. So with that um >> If it feels better, I guess, but if it doesn't do anything but make it look cooler, I don't I don't know. >> know if it makes it look cooler. >> a Honda Civic, you know, you're not really fast, you just look cool. >> [laughter] >> Do you look cool? >> Damn, that's crazy how people like I wonder I wonder what's going through their brains where they feel like >> Maybe they just feel icky for the for their whole face. >> What's the motivation behind why so many women like want to do >> Got to be super insecure about something and not just owning it. >> What what happens? >> People also easily call women ████ >> Yeah.
5:02 Yeah. I mean, if they're slutting around, I'm pretty sure they're ████ >> But then does this make you not call a woman a ████ if she gets this done? >> Only if they pay me 12 grand. >> [laughter] >> Then they're not a ████ anymore. >> Yeah, but is it for the guy or is it for the own? >> Cuz this cleansing ritual seems like it's >> I believe I believe they feel it's for themselves. >> Yeah, it's probably >> Cuz I don't think they're fooling anyone. I believe it's it's akin to baptism. >> Yeah, cuz if a guy was like >> It's a good point. >> Uh that ceremony doesn't change the fact you ████ 400 men. >> Right. >> Like the guy's still like you still ████ 400 men. >> Yeah, of course, of course, yeah. >> But then maybe for her, she needs this to feel like >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I I to get to the next stage. >> Similar to baptism and where it the baptism doesn't change the fact that you committed crimes against people prior to
5:52 it, but it helps you stop doing them later. Maybe it's that. Maybe that's what it is. You know what I mean? Maybe like or maybe she wants to ████ 400 more so she just needs to reset. >> No. >> But I almost would prefer [laughter] if she like if she was like, "Hey, like I used to be a a crazy hoe." >> Okay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, imagine Okay, imagine that's her giving her speech at the thing. >> I'm out on the dating market. I'm dating someone and she was like, "You know what? I used to be a crazy hoe and I banged like 400 guys." And she's like, "But to help myself reset, um I will sell a bit for like a whole year." >> Okay. >> To me, I would be like, "Oh, that's cool." Like in in my mind I'm like she's not a hoe anymore and she's actually taking an action and doing the hard
6:42 thing because I know how ████ itchy her vagina is if she always wants to sit on something, but she's down to like be but down to say no for a whole year versus someone that's like, "I'm a hoe. Pour water on me. After I poured water, I still only ████ two guys." You're like, "Man, that ████ didn't even work then." >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? Cuz that's >> She was in love with those two guys. >> So two guys over like 5 years? Maybe. But that to me >> Two guys in 2 weeks? >> No. Cuz to me it's like it's always I would always I would always honor the harder thing than to do the easier thing. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> That's like Ozempic for hoes. Yeah, for their ████ >> If I had to like be as like gayly
7:32 understanding as I possibly can, the way that I see this is it's like a it's it must be something of I grew up with the wrong mentality about sex and I I used it in the incorrect way. Now I know better. I would like to refresh my status, I guess, or how they see themselves. >> I don't know if they're going around saying they're virgins again. >> [laughter] >> That would be so funny if they they did. >> Because you know what? >> That would be hilarious if they just cleansed this, did this ritual, and they lied to everyone. I've never ████ anybody. That was the past me. That doesn't exist anymore. It's a dead name. >> Yeah, there's no proof that that's what they're going to do with it, but I think it's like cuz cuz as a person that like I've, you know, I've I've had exes with high body counts. I've I've met girls that were really like I've racked up
8:22 some good numbers. And to be fair, some of them just had a misunderstanding of sex or just were very badly educated about it and used it more as like a like I didn't know how to say no kind of a thing. It wasn't like they were on the hunt. They weren't trying to do it. It was more like every time they was there, they just didn't know how to say no. They didn't know how to say no. And I I could see them wanting to like put that aside now and be like, now I know and I want to have some ritualistic cleanse to have a hard line between then and now. >> I know someone that had a terminal illness and she ████ like three guys a day cuz she was like, "YOLO." And then that terminal illness went away. And then so she was like, "I guess I ████ a ton of guys and I didn't think I was going to live this long." >> Did it go away through the ████ >> Okay. >> It got ████ out of her?
9:12 >> Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I mean like what people It happens all the time, right? Where people are like, "You only got a month to live and s███." And then it's like a year passes and then another year passes. >> But they still eventually It's just the prognosis is not always correct, but I think they do eventually pass. >> But I mean, there's always miracles is what I'm saying is like people are told like you're going to die in a year. You're like, "Well, I'm going to ████ smoke crack and suck as much dick as I can. >> Oh my gosh. >> and then they just live it up and then it the year comes and then nothing happens. >> Do you blame them for living it up? >> No, I don't. That's why I'm like if this happened Well, I don't I also don't get like ew, you ████ 400 guys. You don't have an ew. >> Oh yeah, that was going to be my question. >> the when I was younger that number was smaller. >> What do you mean? >> I mean the the what made me feel
10:02 [laughter] ew what what would what would ick me the number was small. Ew was like 20. >> I'm ████ 40 now. >> Ew was 400 now. >> There's more there's just life experience. >> Yeah. >> So like so for example, like when you're when you're a pure version boy >> Yes. >> you don't want a girl that's more ████ by the football team than you. >> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh. >> Than than you? More ████ by the football TEAM THAN YOU? [laughter] THAN YOU ████ >> YEAH, you don't want them to be ████ by the Mark Keppel Aztecs. >> [laughter] >> You would rather >> Especially them. They they sucked. At least the others Yeah, at least Mayfair. No, for me it it's like okay, so let's say you're a you're a you're a version boy and you're 16 years old. And then like you're like, oh, I really like this girl, but I I was waiting for
10:53 a special moment because I wanted my girlfriend to be virgin. That was my story, right? I was like, well, you know, this girl she she she told me, I'm not wearing any underwear. I'm coming over to your house. And I'm like, oh, but that means [snorts] she's she's way more experienced than another man. She you know, like and I like and I wanted to be a girlfriend. So I think you're more like a hopeless romantic virgin boy. >> You didn't want someone to know what they were doing. You'd rather both be lost. >> No, it's it's like I think you know, when you're you're you want a special moment to share. >> like the >> It can be special if someone knows what they're doing. >> because you're not imprinted into their memory. >> It's not. >> It's not it's [laughter] not imprinted into >> I I mean it's hard for me to like I agree with you because that's my experience. >> Cuz I think your mentality is like she's my one of one. I'm her one of 1,000. That's what it feels like.
11:43 >> But but is the quality based on the number or is it based on the quality of the moment? >> As a kid though, it's different than as an adult. You know, as an adult it's like this is our special moment, but when you're a kid when you're a kid you're like the first kiss I want It's like this like oh, it's going to be her first kiss, my first kiss. That means that when we're all grown up we'll think about that was the first memory. >> Yeah, it's like a thing where it would I don't even think it was quality based. It was more of that like me and my my first girlfriend both did had no clue. And we incrementally got there so slowly and so like cluelessly that it was really beautiful. Like oh, we both just don't know ████ and it's kind of like romantic that you know, a little touch on the hand meant so much and then a little kiss on the cheek meant so much and then making out meant so much and incrementally the the law of diminishing returns didn't click in where you're like That's what it is.
12:33 >> came over and started riding me. I've missed out on the whole like like will it happen? Will it be and like that that dance was like awesome. You know, I wouldn't trade that for anything. But then I I didn't I didn't look at it like quality based where I was like ew, I don't think she's good because of that. I would just look at it like oh, I'm going to miss out on the A through Z the alphabet of like the appetizers. >> Exactly. The the freaking mozzarella sticks sampler rack with the buffalo wings. >> Go straight to dessert. >> Hit me with steak Dianes. [laughter] >> When you become a degenerate >> Yeah. >> you judge less when you're a degenerate. I haven't met a degenerate that was like very snobby. >> No snobby degenerate. >> No, I have I have never met a degenerate that's like oh my god, I would never. I'm also old now, so to me it's not even about what it is. It's more about what
13:25 you do with what you have. So if like she's like, "Yeah, I used to be a hoe, but this is how I am now, blah blah blah." I can accept that more than like a a ████ and she's a virgin. I'm like, "Oh, you're just a b████." So, it's like, "Awesome, you have the like coveted number that everybody wants, but you're a b████." So, I'm not even going to date you. I'd rather date the ████ nice hoe. >> Does anyone want a virgin though? Like, is that really like >> I don't know who does. Yeah. >> Who wants a virgin at a later age? >> 40-something years old. Yeah, at this age. >> DiCaprio, maybe? Or Or the peop- or people who's in religiously they believe they can get married at 40. >> the body count video though. There is a feeling of like, "Oh, you didn't have that many partners. That's cool." Like, because I think it's more like you have self-control. >> if there's like a mindful amount, that's different.
14:15 >> see it as self-control or you can see it as someone who hasn't opened enough isn't capable of opening to a number of people. They're so guarded. >> But if they had But if they had 200 though, wouldn't you be like, "That's a lot." >> a there's a ceiling. There's a >> There was a sale at some point if you have 200. >> That That just tells me she was wild. Like >> Yeah, right, right. >> Yeah. But like, I don't I'm not going to judge if it's like a regular number. >> What's regular, Joe? >> Yeah, it goes lower as you get older though, the regular number, right? >> The The regular number? >> goes higher as you get older. >> It's higher. >> Yeah, it's higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it depends on your age. Cuz I think So, high school was what? 20? >> 10. >> [laughter] >> High school? Yeah, less than 10. I think would be like >> And then by college, it was >> By college, I think Yeah, it could go anywhere from I don't know. Well, it
15:05 depends on if they were like in relationships or they just had their party phase. >> What was high to you? What was a high number to you right before you got with Hannah? Like when you were traveling and living your best life and all that. >> I never asked people what their number was, but if someone told me that they ████ over 50 guys, I'd be like, that's a lot. >> [laughter] >> Have you guys ever just asked women? Like, do you just ask? >> I asked >> Or are you asked? >> relationship >> Never been the one to ask. I've always been asked and then and then I returned the ask. I don't I never I don't think I've ever initiated the ask cuz I'm scared of knowing. But like innately I'm scared of knowing, so I just if if it's not an issue for them, it's not for me either. >> Do you count hookers? >> [laughter] >> That's a good question cuz a lot of guys get it all mixed up. >> How is that so black and white to me?
15:55 >> What do you mean? >> If it goes in, it counts. >> Oh. >> Are you serious? Why does it get Why Why would it not count? Is it not a penis and is it not a vagina? >> Count all your rental cars as cars you've owned? >> That is so not the same. >> Cuz that's Hertz. That belongs to Hertz. Let me tell you the context. Let me tell you the context, >> And who does the hooker belong to? >> Alamo. >> Let me tell you that Let me tell you the context, okay? So it's So So I got this friend who was bragging like, "Oh, I can't stop. Oh, I have all these women I sleep with, these one-night stands." And then the more I talked to him, he's like, buying hundreds of hookers and acting like he's having one-night stands with women at the club. >> Mhm. >> And that's when I was like, "Hookers don't count. You didn't win them." >> Okay, this is where it's different. That
16:45 counts for body count, it does not count for one-night stand. >> Okay, I >> Uh >> Cuz he didn't pull them, he paid them. >> Okay, I agree. I agree. Good Yeah, it's cool. >> But it still counts. >> Does anal count? >> Oh my god. >> Does anal count both ways though? >> What? >> Like >> No, cuz there's girls that think that get getting anal doesn't count. There's girls that think that. They save their ████ for marriage. >> No. >> It counts for you. >> It's penetration. >> I agree. All right. Then what about the this part? Is that penetration? >> [laughter] >> What about the mouth? >> What about this part? What about this part? >> What about the mouth? >> That's different cuz that's oral. >> Yeah, so then you'd count it as your oral body count. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That's how many cars you've tour out. >> What's your ORAL BODY COUNT?
17:36 >> [laughter] >> THOSE ARE THOSE ARE CARS you've ridden as a passenger. >> [laughter] >> That's Uber black.
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