0:05 All right, did you guys see this? This lady was in an accident and then she woke up with a Chinese accent. We need to verify the accent. Is this recent? >> No, this is a >> That sounds legit to me. It wasn't until I was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital to actually say, "Are you aware of the way you are speaking?" And I said, "Oh, I sound like I have a slur." And she said, "No, you sound like you could work at a Chinese restaurant." I said, "Yeah, you look good working in the local China house or something." Sarah was an IT specialist until a severe migraine bordering on a stroke brought the syndrome on. Crasha. Crasha. Crasha. Crasha. Crashed. Crasha duh. Okay. >> getting worse. Let's try reading. You wish it to know all about the my grandfather. Hey, this ain't the first one though.
0:56 No, there's so many of these ladies No, there's a ton of them. But they're all like >> How many of these ████ hot ladies speaking Chinese? >> It's an epidemic. Dude, I would love it if she was trolling. Crasha duh. Just mental, dude. That's ████ nuts. I like that she's reading, too. It says, "Crasha a crash at the uh uh ni hao, okay." What the ████ It's the ultimate way to do it. If you're a big whitey and you want to be able to do this This is how you do it. Only men? Only women this happens to? I've only seen it happen to women. I feel like we could make a compilation now of white people waking up and it's usually like British. That's true. I've seen >> up from like a ████ accident and then they become all the Chinese British women British white women wake up and become Chinese? >> Yeah, Chinese uh Yeah. Crasha. What if it's something like they already have
1:47 like a Scottish accent and it's a little tweak and it sounds Chinese? Is Scottish that close? It could be. Like if you just It's one of those What if it's adjacent and she's got to make a few degrees of like twists and it sounds Chinese. >> Are their food choices different now, too, though? They're all like Apparently, she's eating wontons and stuff. Yeah, they want wontons. For some other reason, I want to have a dumpling. And it's not like the good ████ Like she doesn't know what shabu is. She's probably just wants like the the racist like orange chicken ████ >> Yeah. We need a documentary to follow her and see if she slowly becomes more like Steven Seagal. Now is she just wearing Chinese clothes everywhere she goes? And has her Yeah. Yeah. Standing like this all the time. And start shadow boxing? Yeah. Okay. Uh You know Steven Seagal's Japanese is ████ good? >> Yeah. Is it better than his Russian? I thought he would pretend to like speak certain languages cuz that's kind of his
2:38 character, right? Or like speak with a horrible accent. >> his Louisiana bayou thing for some reason. Because the cop show? Yeah. Yeah. He's And he That's how he talks now. He started like code switching into a black man? >> Yeah. Yeah. Louisiana bayou guy or whatever. >> No, but he was uh he was in a How was a Japanese documentary or something and he just starts busting it out and I was like, What the ████ It sounds like almost native. Like he like he studied in Japan? Like it sounds like that like he grew up Yeah, I thought it was ████ Like he says he had an Aikido master that was Japanese and all that, but like, you know, like you could lie a lot in the '80s and '90s about like your his martial arts history. Like Frank Dux and ████ >> Yeah, that's true. >> So I was like, uh ████ >> first like dojo in Japan, he was the first foreigner to open a dojo or something. He could be, man. But then I I found out that he had like a Japanese wife and ████ and I was like, Oh my god.
3:28 Hm. But he doesn't speak with a Chinese accent, though. He just speaks actual Japanese. My My very first time I might mention this a couple years ago. My very first time getting high in college with Victor, by the way. We got super ████ faded. Like just went to some random dude's house on 420 and then your first time smoking, like nobody ever tells you how to smoke the right way. So you just you just trying to be all ████ manly and think like, "Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to rip this." And you're just coughing like crazy. Everybody's passing around people people are laughing at you, you know, and you're just like, "Yeah, yeah, you'll hit it again." Oh, your eyes are faded, right? Glossing crying. And then when I got like super faded, again, I've I've never experienced this before, I couldn't stop speaking with a like a Texan white Southern accent. What? I swear to God. And I just could not stop.
4:18 In Irvine? Yeah. Irvine. >> or cuz you were just could you were just doing it? >> It was just happening, and then people were laughing, and then I was trying to not, but I kept doing it. So, I would laugh, AND THEN I WOULD I SWEAR TO IT WAS EXACTLY THAT. I wasn't saying white content. I was just speaking with an accent. >> possessed by Cletus. Yeah. But I it just it could not stop happening, and that's what made me like I was saying it, laughing, and crying at the same time. What if your mom called and you picked up the phone? You would still be in that accent? >> I would have I would have just stayed like that. And it happened it stayed for like 20 minutes. But like I couldn't stop. And I was trying to. That's what made it hilarious. But I I can not relate. I cannot relate.
5:08 You can relate. But maybe a little bit like understand that um some weird ████ neural to mouth muscle ████ connection. >> What if they gave you that test? The paper says, "HELLO." HOWDY. UH OUTSIDE OF BEING HIGH, you could still do that accent voluntarily if you wanted to. Probably. >> These people are saying that they've they have no knowledge ever of what even Chinese ████ sounds like, and they just magically can do it. Did you start telling your friends to go back to their to their country? I'll tell myself in the mirror. >> Oh, sorry. Yeah. I was trying to get rid of it by telling myself to go out of my I'm a I'm a I stand 100% by the fact that every single one of these people that does that is mentally ill. Or something. >> And do you think they secretly want wanted to? >> To be I think they are literally mentally ill afterwards. Like that's the
5:59 that's what happened. >> It sounds like she can't hear it. So she just thought it was like oh I I guess I'm speaking a little different. What if she didn't notice that she sounded like that? >> You know you know it reminds me of is like and I know this is like kind of like a little bit on the line, but people with Tourette's that become influencers and then every time they're public speaking everyone wants them to have a Tourette because that's why they're there. So they act it up. >> they end up getting a Tourette at that exact moment. It's like if you go on a show and they're interviewing you about this accent, of course you're going to do it. >> Mhm. Like you're not going to have one of those moments ah you know what today I just don't have it. Come on. Like really you think It becomes their character. Like I'm going to be on TV for this ████ I think all of them are goofing, dude. Because you know what how the ████ we don't see you know how many ████ Chinese and Indian people are on the world? None of that happened to them where they have an English accent from a
6:50 car accident and they're crashing more than they are. Yeah, way more. The population's heavily Indian and Chinese. Randomly assume that a Chinese and an Indian person trying to mock a regular American or English accent is more difficult than than American or English person trying to Yes. Have you ever tried to talk with a British accent for even like 45 minutes? You'd get a headache, dude. Yeah, so imagine a like imagine your mom trying to sound like an American or speak in a British accent. >> My mom has tried to sound like DMX before. Explain. Look, cuz I used to listen to a lot of rap and my mom's always like why you always listen to that? She's like why are you always listening to that? What if it's actually happening but we just don't what we don't see it because it's in Chinese. So they're on Chinese TV with an English accent. Imagine a
7:41 Chinese person gets an accident, and speaks perfect English. Now you're just intelligent and successful. British person suddenly has Chinese accent. It's like, "What the ████ is wrong with you?" Say it. Because it's very hard. There's people that are Chinese that study English for years and years and they still sound Bobby. But the bar for sounding Chinese is so ████ low. No, but what what's happening is that their Chinese now sounds like a foreigner that learned Chinese. If she went to China Oh, yeah. If she went to China with this accent do you think she'd get her ass beat? No, I think people would think she's mentally ill. >> Probably get on TV, too. What if she went to like some Oh, I know. Like a college here, like a university here with with hella Asians. Irvine? >> the China? They'll be like, "Oh, she's speaking perfect English. We should have
8:31 We should have learned from her." Yeah, honestly. Perfect English. Cuz when I I noticed when I speak to my mom I try to like Chinese it a little bit and it's easier for her to understand what I'm saying. If I'm just speaking regular English >> Are you like, "Hey Mom, I got in a crash at the I have to. >> Can you Can you like give us an example? Uh like let's I'll dumb down word Like if I'm if I'm with you guys, "What do you guys want to eat for lunch, right?" Like everyone understands. But then if I go like that my mom will be like, "Oh, so fast, right?" So I have to go, uh "What what you eat for lunch, Mom?" And then she'll be like, "Oh, noodle." You Wow. >> Funny to me is when people talk to foreigners and they don't change up their speed or words. They just go louder. Oh, yeah. >> Like have you seen Like I see it all the time. It's like they still speak and I'm like, "Use few words and go slower." But
9:23 like they just go ████ louder and they say the same statement. Have you ever seen that thing that French people do that everyone's pissed off at? You know, like if you say a French word just slightly wrong, they're just like, "What are you saying?" Like they make a big ████ deal about it. But then like when they're speaking in English and they it's all like Frenched out, you you still talk to them like normal? Like you as an American you're not like, "What are you even saying?" Like when you have Japanese ████ French people. When you got Japanese tourists, don't don't you have doesn't it help them if you kind of like dumb down your English a little bit and make it like slightly Japanese? >> Yeah, for sure. Like you you use few words, you use simple words. Makudonarudo. Yeah, that's like duh, right? But like Yeah, there are people though they don't they never interact with foreigners, I realized. So then And then the the funny thing is old Japanese ladies that come to America, they'll
10:13 they'll do the same ████ Well, they're not they don't speak louder, but they'll speak Japanese to everybody as if they could understand. Like they should know Japanese. But they're not even doing charades or anything. They don't know how to interact with foreigners, so they just they just keep talking. Do you ever have white ladies come in and they're like, "Matcha? What's matcha?" Oh. You'd be surprised. Yeah. Explain what it is. >> What is it? I think they say matcha. Bro, every for some reason boomer white ladies are so ████ weird. Like they'll come in and they're like, "What's matcha?" right? And then they'll taste it they're like, "I don't like that." And then we're like that's your whole business, dude. Okay, what do you want ME TO SAY? THE ████ YOU WANT ME TO SAY? >> OH, I'M ████ then. And then we had to we actually had to train like our Gen Z like kids like how to deal with boomer white
11:04 that don't with sensitivity Yeah, stuff. Yeah. You should just tell them like, "Yeah, but when you drink enough, the high that you feel Or just tell them it gets rid of wrinkles." No, they just they'll be like talking to their friends, they'll be talking ████ right in front of your face. Like no like they don't care. Like they don't care if you're working or nothing. They're just like, "Excuse me, I'm standing here." And then everyone's ████ working and ████ It's crazy, dude. Like that was I was like, "Okay, so this is the kind of vibe people everyone's talking about. Yeah. That's why there's that picture of you all defeated at the register. Have you seen that photo? Like it's crazy.
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