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Charges Dropped Against Teacher Who Married Student (ft. Walter Hong)

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0:00 [Music] um here's some poetic justice charges have been dropped as an ex-teacher marries a student she was accused of having sex with hmm she was accused of having sex with i have to ask a question please ask the question is she hot i have to show you the photo for you to judge yourself do you guys remember the forgiveness one in utah letourneau the filipino kid she's so hot bro that was a razor so hot so hot but that's her mug shot though right that's her mug shot there's no potential oh you want to see the yearbook photo because i bet you like you know take her to sephora and you know take her to support you got to start off at the makeup hey for how long i gotta take her to sephora [Laughter]

0:50 take her to 24 hour fitness while you're at it how many visits do i have who looks hot in their mug shot except that one guy with the that one black guy with the green eyes that's a really good oh yeah yeah he got a modeling career she was in jail probably for a while right before she got released you said uh well no no it was more that uh the charges were dropped i thought lindsay lohan still had it together in a mug shot just just so you know just to just do a post but she was a little teary her mascara was running a little i kind of like that oh you like that i'm kind of ████ up like that it's the post choking face i really like it i really enjoy that you know a lot it's true so a former teacher in the us who was accused of having sex with a student has now married the student and the charges against her have been dropped because they're married that's all i have to do because it's true love i guess it is it is was charged in february 2019 with having sexual contact with one of her male students at sarkozy high school in

1:41 missouri misery missouri age of consent probably 13 in missouri yeah how old is this full rock bro it was high school so i had to be anywhere from 14 18. oh now this guy's 18 and they're together would that be considered a high school sweetheart i believe it would be that's a good question i think that's fair yeah i think so that's a good one oh we're high school sweethearts oh cool unfortunately we don't have any doctors on the show so we can't answer the question it's a great question high school sweet the first one that blew up was lieterno yeah that dude was 12. that was 12. he was like filipino was it yeah that's junior high when you saw that happen were you like man he got himself a white girl well so i read a lot about that i read a lot about that and yeah the after the the jealousy faded did you guys know that his friend would drive her car around

2:31 like a parking lot what cause you know he's young he can't drive you around a parking lot so they could do it in the back seat wait how old was his friend 14. i imagined that by the same age should have went to jail for sure you're 12 13 14 it doesn't matter and you're driving while your friend is you know getting it on with like a hot white girl or even if she's not hot yeah she could be ugly you are looking you are not driving wherever you are you are looking yeah but you have to think like a kid right if you're stationary in one spot you can get caught moving target yeah you can't get caught how you gonna get me yeah that was her yeah she's pretty wow girl next door right there so you know she got pregnant from from the kid and then on a conjugal she got pregnant again i think they have like two or three kids and then when he became what like 30 or

3:23 like late 20s early 30s he divorced her whoa and i think i know why forget about irreconcilable differences i'm sure there's that because you know they realize they not know each other they don't like each other but now letourneau is probably like 50. yeah yeah and he's looking around going wait a minute here or or he became 30 and was like yo i can't believe you let me ████ you in the back of your car while my friend yeah yeah drove you around that's pretty crazy already no no he's like i need to ████ a 20 year old it's just not doing it for me because you know and you know white women don't age like asian women do how how old was this yeah well white women aged like almost like regularly asian women old age like immediately after like menopause yeah go downhill with a steep drop yeah yeah but they look really good in their 40s and stuff almost yeah and then so you know that kid was just like he cut some one day and then that steep drop happened whoa

4:14 okay we got a divorce let's have an honest conversation though as men would you guys ████ sarah palin because i still think she's hot i haven't seen a recent picture of her when she was campaigning oh yeah oh so you're not asking if we already did did you ████ sarah pal i cannot say i did or did not [Music] hey that's cool though that's chill how would you maybe ████ her baby yeah supposedly if you did how did i maybe new style she's the last i couldn't do korean style what's crazy she didn't deserve that dude yeah she's attractive 100 she also has ████ labia neck though ladies on the fire like that kind of works for her but you know there's something about whether you okay who who's like let's say marjorie taylor green was like hot i haven't seen her

5:05 what'd she look like she she's the congresswoman she's on vampire diaries yeah super like anti-vaccine anti-virus and also like what's anti-virus is it everybody gets the virus and then like she's like you know she's little too mildly to severely racist but but let's say but let's say she's gonna figure a scale for that yeah this one right here let's say she's hot i'm sure people find retracted but let's say she's hot there's something about sleeping with a celebrity though yeah you're right you know what i mean like yeah there's a lot that's why we're a congresswoman a congresswoman there's a power behind it and so like my guess is because i feel like people in like that part that position they're they're getting some yeah i'd sleep with them if they could hurry up and help me with my um build for my business because it's been taking too long well you know the pages i mean they don't even get to say whether they want

5:55 to ████ or not most of the time that's why they have a congressional slush fund to pay for all the ████ sexual abuse allegations probably yeah yeah buddy i mean because like look at these women in congress or in power and i'm not saying all of them so please don't think i'm i'm like anti-feminist which ones just like you know a couple of them you know let's say like some of them are lonely because their husbands neglect them and the easiest access like with clinton the easiest access was his intern monica lewinsky that was easy maybe he didn't want to like go through all the hassle of getting people whatever whatever the reasons are but they're there yeah if they have like an intern or a page or whatever they're there and if they're willing and for guys and girls yeah i can't judge them it's so convenient because i have way more power than them so it's like you know if they say no like i can destroy your life fire them your ████ life i heard in politics it was actually a really like down low situation with a

6:45 lot of uh gay dudes yeah yeah like they're they're in the closet a lot of politicians are enjoying life but but they're afraid to come out yeah see monica was a yes every time for me people made fun of for the 90s i remember jay leno and everybody all the late night comics making fun of her and stuff but she's not i think there's something about that political look where it's like and you ain't that ████ like tidy and stuff like come on you were you a dirty girl it's the fact that they probably graduated from one of the top universities and they're probably like educated and well learned and you know there's that going on oh yeah because you're like ████ prestigious things yeah you know it's like it's like the robin right ████ you ever watched that show what the ████ is it called the political one on netflix the one on netflix that she was on with kevin spacey's oh wow oh how's the car

7:35 ████ fireball i was like well in that show they're ████ all the time they're doing all kind of weird creepy ████ and yeah to what joe was saying kevin spacey speaking of child cares oh yeah that's true kid diddler yeah and great actors yeah and great actress he's pretty good he's really pretty good hey his uh when he when he got uh pretty much cotton he had to admit it and he gave that last uh video speech of him in character ████ good dude creepy but good with the southern accent yeah why did he do that yeah yeah yeah was that necessary does anyone know yet because his i think to me his narcissism is so huge yeah that he's just like you know what he's like this will fix everything dude imagine thinking you're that tight dude you're like dude i'm sick watch this ████

8:25 it was it was kind of cool he got anthony and he's on board i was like why would you do this but ████ that's interesting i was like well half of me was like is this a deep fake like is this real like i can't believe this is actually happening that was nuts he's nuts didn't like some of his accusers get killed or something like that yes somebody so he made a weird veiled threat in that video and then people have taken it to like of course of course people think people take things like unnecessarily too far they'll read into it you know it's all those internet salutes it's like he's telling me to do this like he's telling me to kill somebody okay first of all he's not but second of all even if he was why are you doing this like like you're acting like he's jesus or some ████ ask john hinckley jr bro he tried to shoot ronald reagan because he's like jody foster wants me to murder ronald reagan okay that's what's going on that's what's going on you understand

9:16 he's right in his mind yeah he's like i'm correct about this by the way she told me through watching her so that's all i know you see what you want to see and as independent as we like to believe we are in america as americans like you know that's why we we won't wear masks because you can't tell me what to do but yet if jodie foster tells you to do something you got to do it but it's jody foster johnny foster yeah that's like that's like dave chappelle with the whole bit like ja rule we need y'all rule yeah right now what's y'all real think about 9 11. ████ joe ruth that's america dude straight up i don't give a ████ about you yeah ████ president all right tell me mariah carey how do you feel about coleman right now back when on the news they would bring them in onto the news stories and ask them questions see jody yeah but it wasn't this jody foster though i think it was super fudge jody foster

10:07 wasn't it like it looked like she was even younger right yeah yeah yeah that's crazy uh yeah that's the thing is like okay if you're a little nuts and you don't know you're nuts and you hear voices and you hear jodie foster tell you this okay that's cool whatever you believe you know i believe that's totally chill yeah i believe that you believe it yeah but then once they tell you to do something where where do all your like you know guards go where it's like no i'm not gonna do that like you can't tell me what to do yeah jody okay that's why i guess i'm a big fan that's why i guess i'm so disappointed sometimes when i hear things because you remember when nancy kerrigan got taken out with the pipe yeah yeah and like you know all tonya harding had to do was be like yo jody foster ████ told me it's already baked into the cake everyone's like dude jody fox was telling people to do some ████ up jody foster's kind of ████ up dude we should cancel her yo you know at least

10:58 one news organization is going to be like you know maybe it is jody foster yeah you know all you need is one someone's gonna run with it there's gonna be a couple articles you know i need jesse waters to tell me about what's going on with jody fox [Music] you

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