0:00 [Music] anybody who like ████ got super rich off of just scooping up every url yeah and selling those oh those ████ yeah those guys are so lucky when they park all the damn names i heard the ufc had to buy like ufc.com back for like two million or something yeah where there's like a whole business that was parking all right off of ufc.tv for a long time i feel like a lot of them are korean too yeah i feel like a lot of korean people just like bought a bunch of urls and stuff and then they just like sell them afterwards dinosaur.com no one has that one dinosaur phone.com no one has that that's smart as ████ though you would never know you do it to tubers too because i had a guy who was parked on my domain which was stevegreencomedy.com because i didn't snap it up back in the day when i started my ████ that's ████ funny but ████ up and then he would dm me on instagram and he's like hey man like let me know we can work something out and i'm like bro i will i
0:51 am so petty i will literally never start a website you just keep paying you could just keep on paying yeah i'm like you go ahead bill you squad on there he squared on for like three years and i just actually just snapped it up hey let's go dude but isn't it cheap to park like they could park it for like six bucks a year or some ████ yeah but i think he faced the reality that i was never ever to start a ████ website and now i'm just parked on it just because i love investing in the wrong person petty ████ to be honest petty stories are the best i don't even know what i will go through random uh or more back to the non-random stuff you guys ever seen those ████ giant uh like ████ what do they call it agriculture where they grow like giant ████ fruit or vegetables for guinness world records there's like people that are like they're professionals like affair but like they literally that's their job biggest pumpkin or something yeah exactly
1:41 can you eat it so we're actually talking about the genetically modified largest pumpkin in the u.s right get a personality okay i saw a ████ sign on the side of the freeway the world's biggest ████ pumpkin i'm like you ████ line stacks of ████ dude get the ████ out of here with the biggest anything bro get the ████ out of here i saw the sign what about biggest titties dude get out of here dude what world's biggest titties out of here are you kidding me you don't like those come on the biggest is not always the best now we know he's gay [Laughter] biggest is not always the greatest first google says annie hawkins turner women's breasts weighs 89 pounds each we talked about this already did we talk about this yeah and it was fun as ████ her bra size is 102 zzzz well that's crazy bro victoria's secret life with this poor woman dude those teeth are so big
2:32 that they're asleep her titties so big she needs to use hammocks dude her tits are so big she must like be in pain all the time it must not be fun to hang out maybe she's like a hipaa she just stays in water and she's like titty so big she got a hunchback there's like buoyancy to it dude she probably walked by here and nick would be the first guy to ████ nut first guys just nothing she goes by dude god that's not hot at all i'll go oh just to answer your question the all-time record for a pumpkin grown in the united states was set in 2018 by steve geds of boscawen new hampshire whose pumpkin tipped the scales at 2 528 pounds show me this pumpkin sir well well before that we're going to get into today's rx today's article is about a guy a wisconsin farmer who grew a 2520 pound pumpkin believed to be the heaviest grown in the country this year 2020 about to win an award wow
3:24 and then it gets disqualified due to a nail-sized crack on the how the ████ is this exterior gonna move it you gotta keep it perfectly like you can't have a crack it weighs a ton you cannot have a single crack uh in order to to qualify for the competition wow oh my god ████ that that's a dub rule big ████ that's the biggest ████ pumpkin it's a big ████ pumpkin yeah but what's the crack gotta do with it what's a crack gotta do that the country was fall weighing in at 2 520 pounds however it's not going in any record books because it was disqualified from competition james crowe explains what went wrong i would ████ uh this is a giant pumpkin weighs in at 2520 pounds well this is the heaviest pumpkin in the
4:15 country it's not going down in the record books that way it cracked no but before we get into that meet the grower my name's mike schmidt and i grow a giant yeah right i want to see how small is this crack like big it's a nail sized craft i do think it should be disqualified for not standing up yeah there needs to be a round pumpkin yeah you can't be laying out ████ ████ plated like that be able to open it up scoop all that ████ out make a jack-o'-lantern why does it look like it was a it was an old one like it would i could just die that's just how they grow when maybe when they get like superheroes now now uh he's pretty much um it was disqualified from the competition due to a fingernail size crack in the vegetables exterior and the grower said that the crack is believed to be a result of internal pressure from the pumpkin's large size and the awkward way it was growing so that does happen right the default that fool should have ████ kept it upright dumbass you got an idiot dude this guy
5:06 doesn't have to grow pumpkins or if it was a crack you just roll over to that side and just hide it yeah i don't know man it might explode or crack on the other side that's like yeah how would they see the cracks on the bottom he said he's been growing giant pumpkins for years but this year marked the first virgin he knows the chick with the biggest titties for sure you know this guy's going to be talking about it until like he's like 90 years old like i had the biggest pump this is definitely one of those especially a fingernail sized crack is what disqualifies the biggest problem grown in your life that's a dumb ████ rule see how long it took him to grow it uh it doesn't but they do say that he looks bright towards his future and he says it happens there's no crying in pumpkin growing that's what i don't like about this though i wanted the video to be him going like it was my dream yeah yeah it looks like he didn't really care no he didn't give a ████ oh yeah so i'm reading the wrong article he said ████
5:57 you guys that's what i want to hear like a ████ angry athlete that's mad at a call yeah he wasn't that passionate yeah this is like his side hobby where he's like got a big lat like big yard i'm happy he didn't win yeah i'd be passionate if i was throwing the world's biggest pumpkin just just to throw it in there why he should be more pissed the pumpkin could have earned schmidt a 22 680 prize from the 2021 safeway world championship pumpkin way off in california which offers a nine dollar per pound prize to the winner okay i see the value of this okay i get it i'm back i'd be really pissed i'm back on the board imagine a fingernail is the reason why you size crack on a 2200 pound pound murdering everybody dude i'm pissed do you grow that in one year or it takes multiple i just feel like it takes hell long and there has to be some type of yeah like multiple something he's pumping in there oh miracle girl
6:48 something like that he's like i just use miracles right now or dead pumpkins oh yeah fertilizer it says 125 to 150 days to grow a giant pumpkin really oh he just started yeah dude i don't feel bad creation time to be anywhere from 125 to 150 days this is to account for 60 days of plant growth and 80 days of fruit growth a little house you think the inside seeds like that each seed is this big or just a ████ ton of those that's true probably the seed starts as big as your head genuinely curious crack that ████ open and ████ eat it i would assume the seeds are big though yeah i don't think it's like the same size like this big i think it's this big but i would assume the seeds are definitely bigger than vinyl like the size of a vinyl that's too big that's too big definitely bigger that's big like a tennis ball so if you plant that in the ground and then water that with that pumpkin seeds yeah right that's the jack in the ████ pumpkin stock i think we got
7:39 this pumpkin growing thing for i make like a dozen pumpkin pies with that yeah what does he do with that big ass pumpkin that two-ton look here you go this will give you good reference oh pumpkin seeds are delicious man whoa that's a pretty big pumpkin seed smaller than i thought smaller than i thought but that's still pretty big i'm sure i'm sure that they can get bigger but so do they use those seeds now to make another pumpkin and then make a bigger pumpkin and a bigger puppy yeah for sure probably the ████ breeding pumpkins out there dude pumpkin pie is delicious all year i just realized what i'll eat ████ pumpkin pie tasted like you never had it before i've had the pumpkin pie and i realized like oh this is pumpkin i had no idea i thought it was like sweet potato my whole life because i'm an idiot it's kind of similar it's crazy we're in pumpkin pie season like pumpkin spice i just discovered it
8:29 this year in fact this ████ goes to cairo's again tomorrow for some pancakes and steak you know he should bring some pumpkin pie for us yeah we're gonna get some pumpkin pie to deliver it let's do it what a nice guy dude i was just at vallarta bud and they got pumpkin spiced tamales right now dude dude vallarta is the ████ bro that's a hybrid it's slept on where's my yard it's like it's like the mexican whole food it's a grocery store yeah like a value plus so good they have strawberry ████ tamales usually but yeah but this one's seasonal i was like oh have you did you try it no i didn't try i smelled it though i love the smell of pumpkin you know i'll smell all pumpkin stuff when was this discovery for you dude like this year dude at least you found it you're not completely yeah yeah i'm proud of you actually thanks man have you had pumpkin bisque i like that too i've had lobster biscuits lobster bisque i like pumpkin soup it's ████
9:19 very good mom dude i love pumpkin man bisque it's just smash dude is that peanut that's steve's ████ uh jack-o'-lantern yeah i would do that it's a jack-off that's what he made with the pumpkin i like how he has comb drips too i'll say detail i would have loved to be in like a like an elementary school and everybody has to like do a jack lantern and you're just so good that you can do one of these there's a vein in the middle yeah wow yeah this guy is sick dude that's what i think it looks like in my head when i'm doing it and then it just looks like a really s█████ dick when i actually look at it hey everybody's dick drawings are a reflection of their own penis is that why mine's held small just no you just need bigger parchment or whatever you draw on a bigger pin yeah bigger pen that'll do it or a pumpkin seed that's bigger
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