0:00 Like if you had Kinjas, what would you do with it? I would immediately terminate it. [Music] All right. Today we're talking about if if you had to switch companies, if we had to switch companies with each other, it's like wife swap. How would we get companies? How would we do it? What would you do for the company? What would what would you like if you had Kinjas? What would you do with it? I would immediately terminate it. You just bankrupted. He's like, I'm going to sell each one of these guys off if I can. Yeah. Liquidation. You're a brave man. Brave man. But like if if you guys did switch, right? And obviously you'd have to I guess you can't just
0:51 like shut it down. You got to like recover the debt or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. How are you going to do that? Cuz you're so smart. I would sell all this they got here. What the always talks about they got a whole warehouse of ████ Bet you they're paying like 2,000 a month to hold that ████ in there or whatever. Why you airing out my dirty laundry so hard? I had I was so ready to talk up cryptocurrency. It do you think it would it would and it would be fine. No, what I would actually do with Kinjas, I think, is kind of what they were already doing, which is like extending it into different brand like into different markets like with with branded ████ like noodles and stuff. Not that it's all ████ but you know what I mean? Like doing all that the products and stuff I think is the move. Okay. I really do. China. What's a Kinser product you could add to the line that you think would do well? Do hair product, dude. I need I need
1:43 That's good. Hair product. That's That's such a Quest crew thing, dude. It is hard to do, man. Hair. Yeah, cuz like that's like a part of their their like lowkey branding. An indirect part of their branding. Really? Yeah. You guys try to have Quest hair gel? Yeah, we I submitted a bunch of like press kit stuff to random brands and they were just not like Chaseedo. They just Oh ████ you actually did try. That makes a lot of sense. I tried right when the iron was the hottest and they were just like, "We'll send you product, but we're not going to pay you anything." But I'm surprised Paul Mitchell didn't collab with you guys because they did. We were they gave us a bunch of ████ but every company just wanted to give us product. They weren't like they they weren't like, "Let's come up with a quest line. We don't see you on our level to like do business kind of thing." They missed out. I don't know. We just This never was a thing. They missed out. I do think they missed out. They did. Especially Iron Watch. So, it's like we're not
2:33 we're probably not never talking to the right person that could make that call. Yeah. Like an intern or something. Yeah. So, doesn't really matter. Damn. Okay. Out of all the extensions that we all have, all the companies, which one would you honestly like, cuz you had to. Which one would you be like, "All right, I'll take this one over." Oh, for Kes. No, no, no. All of ours. Oh, all of all of Oh ████ Oh, I would take over JK for sure, dude. And liquidate it. Buyers always liquidating. I think it's against it first. I think it's too familiar cuz you can actually do something cuz you're familiar with I think that's the point. No, it should be the opposite cuz that would be the like if I took over June be like wy ki like what would you do with it? Probably start selling chicken wings.
3:23 Yeah, corn dogs. Chicken wings. Yo, we have a chicken wing concept. No way. Yeah, it's called wing chick. Japanese ones. Yeah, those are the white pepper. Oh, you know what I would do? I would Did you try it at s'mores? I would start selling the rice balls at your location cuz those are rice balls. I would change your slogan. I'd be like, "Not your grandma's matcha." And then I would be in parentheses. I would put I would put hers was whack, your Japanese. That's actually dope. That's actually good. Not your grandma's matcha. That would piss off I think the whole Asian community and ████ like that. No, they'll be like, "It's true." Because the this is like next generation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not your grandma's. You could you could change it. You just have to have an Asian face in front of it. Just have an Just hire Anthony. Yeah. I need Anthony. Who's the Who's the famous the Japanese guy? No, I'm not a part of it anymore. Yeah, he's Well, he could hire you. We
4:13 booted him. I said he could hire me back. You're not a part of it now. You're just David. Is there a popular Hawaiian uh WWE wrestler right now? Papa Shango. That's who's going to be the new face. Anyway, she do your your new banner that you guys uh have in Wiki Ki. It's going to be this wrestler guy. What's his name? Shakalango. Shakalango. No, that I think he's like a '9s. Papa Shango. You mean the you the blonde dude that always like puts his ass on people's face. That's Rkishi. Oh, you get Rkkeshi. Okay. You You get a white backdrop, you get a photo shoot, you cover him in matcha, head to toe. You just cover matcha. You take a picture like Shrek. Boom. June B. And then that's what you put out. I love Why is his ass in it? But it's covered in green though. That's the signature. It's Rkkeshi. How you know it's Rakkeshi if
5:03 his cheeks not out? That's true. He would smother you with his butt cheeks. Covered in matcha. Or you just get one of the local artistes and then Yeah. That's I would do brand integration with uh TMNT's Secret of the Ooze. That's smart. And then just make these TGR these TGRI tubes and then you crack like this. That's actually a really good idea. You got to go like this. The silver top model. You should talk to Andy and do a ████ Ninja Turtles concert. That would be so cool. Like the green drinks. That would actually be a really green drink. Yo, I think this will this this idea might fly off. You ready? It's going to pop you off. Sparkling matcha. Sparkling matcha. Fire. Do they have that? I'll try it when I get back. Bro, I bet you you do sparkling matcha
5:53 because you're in such a touristy spot. A lot of people when you ask for sparkling water or soda water in Hawaii, they're going to be like, "What? Oh, we don't have that. But you're in a touristy spot anyways. They're coming from all over the world. That's true. Those tonics are People love those like espresso and selzer water. I've never seen anyone say sparkling matcha. If you do sparkly matcha, they're going to be like, "Ooh." You think there's a reason why matcha? Huh? You think there's a reason why? No. Because people aren't that creative. You put some fog in it. I think you just take your matcha and you take some milkies. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Milkies. Okay. Is that like cowpiss? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like kind of sparkling, right? Yeah, it's sparkling. It's sparkling milk soda. It's really good. Or you just carbonate? No, make the matcha same. All you got to do is carbonate it. Okay. Or Yakult Yakult matcha. Yakult matcha. I like these ideas, guys.
6:43 Take over Kinjas. Take over Kinjas. Take over Kinjas. Yeah, me. Yeah. What are you doing? You're going to make it into a jiu-jitsu school. Honestly, we have all these bodies. You guys are all going to learn jiu-jitsu instead. That's what I do. Honestly, you're going to pay me $500 for the class. pivoted and just turned into a cuz of course we're assuming now that we have like legitimate black girls that are also teachers. We could open up a jiu-jitsu school. Lion would be going down. I'll tell you that you know I'll say this. We take I'll take Kes and I'll be like I'm going to turn you guys all into trainers. That's what I'm going to do because that's what I do. Makes sense. You guys are gonna You guys are gonna make more. I was like, you guys are gonna make more per hour. Yeah. Doing training. And you guys can also dance and dance, dude. Dance. You can still do your dancing thing on but on your own time. Yeah. But you're going to be working clients. You're going to be working leads. You're going to be hitting phone calls. Genuine fantasy
7:34 conversation. I do think a jiu-jitsu school would be like a good extension for kinjas. Really? Yeah. How come? They could all do martial arts. Well, one because uh branding uh apparel and everything is already like akin to it. It's like right next to it stylistically. And then two, when if you open up a jiu-jitsu academy like with mirrors with a fitness spot just like Lion Hard is type stuff like you could also still host dance classes and everything like that too. It could be an allin-one like the the the culture, the look, the feel and the function of like what you put in that space is all like relevant. Honestly, dance, fitness, martial arts, you make it all one, bro. Kas the the Hey, man. I was going to say that. You know, Alpha, we already had a t-shirt. That was one of our earlier, you know, like Alpha Land. ████ man. Alpha Land. Stick to Stick to ████ Sparkling Matcha. ████ that s███'s
8:25 way better. I'll sell more. And then we could sell. I'll sell it out. You'll see. Sparkling matcha. Game over, bro. I would I would uh enter the VTuber space. What's the VTuber space? Like the live tubers? Yeah. So, there's like a live stream uh industry of people that are not real, but their characters and it's it just tracks their motion and changes their voice. So, they could be like an anime thing and that no one knows who they are or anything like that. But then I feel like Kes has a lot of IP to do that. And that will cause Kinjas to be even more popular in the nerdiest worlds, which is where the product I think flies the most because you have these random cosplay people that will just make one jacket that looks like kinesthetic and it'll ████ sell out because they're dorks, but you're too cool. So, I think becoming VTubers kind of like meets you at the level of like sort of like the uh the
9:17 nerds, you know what I mean? Like the otakus. I think me and you and my song need to set up a meeting, right? That's nerds will buy our ████ bro. I think nerd like real nerds are intimidated by kes and they're like, "Oh, I'm not that cool." So then it has like this like appeal like it's too far from them because there's no reason why Kinjas shouldn't be the ████ top thing and you have the all the people at Anime Con that do dance performances suck, but that's because there's a relatability. What up guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've
10:08 seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. But then these guys are responsible for the ████ anime things that they're watching, right? So, shouldn't there be like more of a connection there? We've done we've done some anime stuff like anime expos and then like different like video game stuff and straight up that does I agree with you that that is the realm that is like very lucrative fun. All of our video game campaigns are like the highest paying stuff like that and it's just like at the end of the day sometimes like trying to be too cool and that's like what's gay. Yeah. Yeah. It really is a thing. Like as much as people don't admit it, but like if you're too like cool like as a guy or like goodlooking or tall, like that ████ works against you sometimes. Wouldn't know. Too sexy. Yeah, too sexy. Sounds like a ████ bad deal. But but that's
10:59 where Vtubing comes in because VTubers have just eliminated the whole thing and they can do they can participate in every single thing including the meets, the live meets. They they meet virtually and everything. That's cool. We don't even know what the guy really looks like or sounds like. It's probably not even a girl, but then it's like a girl avatar. It's never really a girl. Yeah. AI. But then you take the character that you guys made in Kinjas and that becomes the VTuber. Any one of the Kinjas can step in and stream that day. He's like pass. It's too late. That's what I would do. Sounds like a lot of work. And that was me because because I'm I I feel sad that as Quest, we always knew that the shelf life was short because we're real. We have actual like stuff where like identities matter. We can't just sub in a guy to do something. They'll be like, "Oh, where's Drix? Where's Dietrix?" You have to have those guys like all in
11:50 it. And then when Ken just did, I was like, "F███, they got masks. That's ████ smart." Yeah. Before co Yeah. Same with Jaba. We're like, "God damn, they can do that forever." And then they are. You know what I mean? Like Booman Group, dude. Exactly. That's why I would actually sell kinjas to the circ people and then call it kanjas and then I'll kick out ka. That's sick. And then so now they can do the merger. Yeah. And then the kanjas would do the car show but better. Way better. The car You can have a car show. Yeah. Car show. Show. You going to take over JK? I'll take over JK. What would you change? Multiple departments. Yeah. Bart's gone, right? JK on the street, right? That's one.
12:40 Podcast. That's another one. Go out of country. Not a one. Go out of country. That's That's a business. If we talk it to Canada and Mexico, it's genius. I would go in I would go insane. So you do the whole job. I would go. Do you do the whole You do everything. No, we would find a team. Whatever is cost efficient, whatever is accessible over here, all of us saying England food, UK food sucks ass cuz all you guys eat is fries, chips, and fish, right? We would really send them out there and say, "What is ████ good out here?" So then you just you just hire yourself to go to these different countries to eat food. Yeah. Love that. No, not necessarily. Travel blogger. Yeah, that'd be great. No, not travel blog. That's just one department. Second department. and send your ass to Syria. See what's really going on. Send your ass to these countries. Kind of
13:31 like Vice, but JK style. Add some comedy into it. What's the deal with Syria? So, you're just saying you want to do Subin on the Street. No, not me. Come on. What's the deal? Why the ████ your mom or your dad? No, not me. JK team. It would be a JK. So, you're just sending random people here. But me, but I'm gone. How do you solve the issue of like funding though? Where's the money come from for all this? Donation. Goofund. Goofund. Donation. A new website. Goofund. Goofund. Go nations. He just me up. Listen. Listen. Listen. This is what we would do. Oligarchs. Hold on, man. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
14:21 This is what we would do. Where am I? Hm. M America. Yeah. Yes. America. Uhhuh. How you said, how would we get this fun? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to figure that out. That's Steve for that. We're going to work on that. Hey yo, Bart, sell your house. Now I know. Hey, Bart, donate. We would be the ultimate fact checkers. Oh, really? That's sick. We instead of saying fact check it, we go out there and get the ████ facts. But we're really good at spreading spreading the wrong facts. That's why we go out there and be like, "Yo, that's the new show, Fact Cheeers with the Z. Extract the facts from the from the story. The facts aren't out there. Don't worry. We'll go. We'll go get them." Hi, we're in Syria right now trying to get all trying to find all the facts. So, who would you
15:12 rather ████ your mom or your dad? Facts. We just want the facts. Don't give us the BS. Yeah. Come on. Tell us. What would you do with the Kinjas? Yo, that would be crazy. Hezbollah, how what would you guys do? Yo, that'd be crazy with their IP. Think about it. It's a better direction. That JK News logo and we go to Hezbollah direction. We go to Palestine. We just ask the questions people are always asking. We We go to Afghanistan. Why hiking in Afghanistan is actually pretty cool. Come on down. Yeah. Hey. Hi there, Mr. Local Farmer. Would you rather ████ your mom or your dad? Just the facts, please. I rather ████ goat. I rather have big goat. Whoa. Wild card. Ring the wild card alarm. That wasn't on the on the table there. Wa. You unlocked
16:02 the secret third option. Look at this. That would be great. This is This would be good. Where does the lithium battery actually come from? And we go to a cobalt mining camp. Yeah. Yeah. Google it. We go to the cobalt. No, but Google, remember people say if you just the cobalt, what's something you won't find in a bathroom? Survey says. And then we do that. Cobalt batteries. When we hit 200,000 followers on IG, we're going to go work the cobalt vine. People will watch it. Go get some blood diamonds. People will watch it cuz we're going to be we're not going to be serious. We're not going to be like, "Oh, yo, but aren't you worried about the cost efficiency in the world and s███?" No, we're just going to be like, "Yo, what's up, man?" Yeah. What's it called? Do you like spam wubi? Yeah, spam. What's your take on it? That's how you break the ice and then it leads into
16:54 him spitting out all the spiel. You go to the cobalt mine just to go, "Hey, is this really where this ████ is from?" Exactly. Where's the microchips? Yes, you heard it here, folks. Think about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. Okay. What I would do if I took over JK is I would I would I'd be like, "All right, hosts, you guys have to get more articles." Hey, you're going somewhere. You know what I mean? More days off the more articles. Off the more videos. I've come up with a master plan. You as you can see here, you guys are hosts. And you see as the line just goes like this. That's it. Those are videos. more output. We got to scale up you guys doing more articles. This is it's it's a graph that goes like this. As the views
17:45 go down, the videos must go up.
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