0:00 green flag Indians they're smart they can get you to whatever you need to online weite wise doctor wise yes online online red flag [Music] sh well welcome back to a very lukewarm episode of the careful boys today we're going to talk about some stuff we never talked about before and it has to do with being gay so we've talked about it a lot yeah but because cleen's here okay oh yeah it's different we got a new take okay are we going to ask cleen if she has a gar for men or women no both your outfit though Joe H my gar is going off right now I'm like bootle Gilligan oh my God from Gilligan's Island okay so everybody in is Gilligan from anything else if you
0:52 have to all right rank Asian dudes by what order you would date them how would you put them haven't we done this she did this already we on here's what's funny about this story though is like that video went viral and then there's fans uh coming to my defense by saying she's 34.7% Asian hell yeah JK fans let's go I 34.9 let's go right I'm wrong I don't know JK knows the bit now we have to answer it and we're going to obviously start with the gayest in the room subin subie guy you got to what Asian guys how would you rate them number one with the with thean ethnicity yeah yes what is your number one Asian man and reasons for why uh I
1:42 would say number one would be Filipino Filipino guys you're betray your own you're canell you got to give me one green flag and one red flag go uh uh green flag I believe culturally they're just there to my standards of a Hawaii style which is family like BR you can meet him like for example I I saw I saw a Filipino dude on the other lane of me going the opposite direction in a Tacoma I roll down my window and he's a Filipino dude for sure dark Asian dude with travel T and I was like bro I got a TOA he was like ████ that's tight you know what I mean it was just like very positive right then he just goes home beating it off like that sounds Filipino to me it wasn't it wasn't like what the ████ it was just like T he gets it yeah he gets it all right green flag red flag
2:32 for Filipino guy okay green flag is he will make you feel like you are the only one the red flag is you are not the only one that is the that is the best okay Sam Smith that is the that is the Filipino guy D ran you going to ████ stand there and take that ████ dude you're not going to stand up he's got some stats to back it up but um maybe you won't get one of those they love hard but they got a big heart to feel yeah know got a lot of love to give but that's only if they're like salsa teachers okay green flag red flag for Korean Korean guy Korean guy is number two no he Korean I want to hear I want to hear now Joe just changing the prompt to green flag red flag I'm going let it run green flag red flag for every Asian guy all right Filipino they make you feel like number one but you are not
3:24 number one that's that's the refed FL uh Korean they are obsessed with you they ████ love the ████ out of you but they also beat the ████ out of you that's the red that's the red flag that's the red flag okay I say that all right all right you be beating the ████ out of people no but he knows other Koreans that do huh does that happen do you think in manto man relationships yep because someone's always the ████ to a Korean you are my you are my kazaki that's what they say yeah you say that you're my Kaki right sweetheart Kaki I guess I don't know I've never heard sweetheart Kaki but that sounds kind of tight sweetheart kind like a dope restaurant yeah yep yep it's fancy okay red flag green flag for Tai oh Tai right they Fu they can they'll ████ cook
4:14 they'll ████ they'll they'll do everything but yes they might turn into the other gender after or before wow too much cooking W I didn't know that was a risk for all of them what about Japanese let's go Japanese Japanese guys green flag they'll take the ████ care of you right they'll make sure you're well fed well everything everything is whatever but you cannot get any emotional support that's the red flag you're not allowed of voice your opinions yeah yeah no no you are a second class citizen male is male female is female and female is just a servant to the man wow yep and then it's like if you want to say anything about how you feel feelings is for ████ it doesn't exist is that also for Japanese Americans Japanese Americans is similar but they complain cuz you know they vote
5:06 and stuff oh so I was going to say green flag really good at fishing red flag they'll get you tuna red flag they they'll kill a bunch of turtles on the side of oh yeah they'll eat a dolphin or two those Dolphins they'll Club some seals or something they'll catch a tuna and a whale so you're just like come on man I got to catch the whale all right what about Chinese Chinese about Chinese Chinese Turtles oh oh no no no Chinese they'll they'll make sure you save a lot of money a lot of money okay fair and they'll make sure like they're buying you a house your family everything right mhm red flag you can't spend none of that money you yeah they'll they'll yeah yeah just like what why do we have all this money in the bank account honey goes not for you or me it's for a third fourth
5:56 generation damn so it's like they're saving it for their Phantom Grand grandchildren that they don't even have you got to keep saving you can never save too much yeah you'll be living like you're poor but you're billionaires and ████ I like well let's go let's go India what do you about Indians oh yeah Indian guys I don't know too much about Indians green flag Indians they're smart they can get you to whatever you need to online wise doctor wise yes online online they red flag sh I got damn bro you ████ shot I heard that from a girl that dated a Indian guy she said their balls smell like Curry and I'm like is that a bad thing that is a great thing it's cuz they eat too much of it e but that's like curry ball sacks like that Ryan is
6:48 that a thing do we need people actually eat a lot more curry than let's smell Ryan's balls dude let's see cuz I feel like I eat a lot of Curry well not necessarily you are Indian yeah let's check your balls Curry not necessarily they eat Curry but it's Curry flavored Curry ingredients Curry flavored Curry is that the same ████ no well I know what you mean it's it's next level you since you grew up up north what's the green and red flags for Mong guys oh Mong yeah Mong guys green flag they're cool as hell they're with it they're in a gang together red flag they'll kidnap you to get married they're just short and angry all the time they're F feet and angry that's it short and angry really M guys are angry no they kidnapped you to get married they're angry because they're that's Kazakhstan I thought Mong people do that ████ too oh mongs or something like that that's a
7:38 kazic thing too or somewhere in Russia they do that for sure Andy what about Vietnamese we need do Vietnamese anthonyy vietn let this train go green flag for Vietnamese you can guarantee that you'll always have a blast with a Vietnamese I've never been with a pessimistic Vietnamese a complaining ass Vietnamese every single Vietnamese that I know party on have fun great travel friend but the red flag is they will gamble all the money away all every day all day the party gets too crazy too much alcohol too much party vietamese side yeah it's like oh man I'm dating this Vietnamese boy and we lost the house I don't know what happened okay wait don't you know a lot
8:28 about Burmese what happens with broese guys broomes people there's two okay green flag is they're really really nice they're really nice but the red flag is they're they're always prioritizing trying to take over the government so the priorities are mixed up too many cultural uprisings all the time they just need to chill and try to like focus on the family but it's just always like let's protest with monks let's try to throw overthrow the tyrannical government there's too many revolutionaries gets in the way sometimes yeah yeah yeah too many Y what about the Singaporean Chinese ooh Singapore and Chinese is similar to the China Chinese where they're super good with money but and then they're also super cheap but the other thing is they
9:18 want every single kid to be a doctor that they have that's a red flag yeah it is a red flag because in like what if their kids dumb so mental mental illness mental health issues yeah mental health issues cuz everyone can't be a doctor all right okay bonus round what about white guys what about white guys white guys are we talk about Canadian white American white American white let's go little waspy all right wasp waspy white Anglo-Saxon Protestant from East Coast or Southern let's go Southern what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get
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11:02 so he'll make you feel heard and seen and then um when the bill comes he'll also not pay cuz he wants you to empower yourself you know he uses it as leverage yeah okay he wants you to be like oh well I thought you were a feminist and you could pay for everything you're a strong independent woman want you pick up this bill what about asian-americans asian-americans have all the good qualities of Asians in Asia will they take care every body whatever they friends but uh they have no red flags no red flags no red flag no red flag cuz the the it's eliminated by being in America oh the great equalizer you guys should marry an Asian-American that's controversial bias I guess I have no red flags you guys mhm that's pretty cool I
11:52 mean like the the worst thing I can think of is like yo they might go steal napkins at Jack in a box so they have a bunch of napkins in their gol compartment do that doesn't do that I do that some people don't do that well you're 35% Asian that's true oh I have a good I have another bonus round for you blazian guy blazian guy yeah what you got for that all right green flag he has all the best qualities of black and Asian right mhm artistic good with sports good with math I don't know man romantic talented but also he has all the negative traits of both Asian and black he'll beat your ass he can't hold down a job he can't even have good credit oh
12:43 no so you just got the best of both and worst of Both Worlds yeah what's the best the best part is he keeps a six-pack even though he eats junk all year round that's the best best that checks all my boxes yeah that's the best part and so it's like even though he's a roller coaster he's got great abs and it makes everything okay it's kind of it's kind of all good if you have nice abs you know you can get away with anything right what about North Koreans North korean-americans they're low maintenance low maintenance they're very grateful very grateful North Korean if you go on a DAT with a North Korean you they will bow down to you you take them to ████ Taco Bell you are their new leader he would be like bro Taco Bell like very grateful a little socially
13:34 awkward but have they have a picture of you hanging in their house oh okay what about a what about a a brada what about a a local guy a local Hawaii BR local loal local Hawaii brada green flag is they'll take you to all the yummy yummy places yummy yummy like the all the local spot all the best SP they'll introduce you to the best foods of Hawaii they'll take you to all the coolest like places where tourists don't know where to go there's a beautiful waterfall you feel like oh my God I could swim naked Here Local brother thank you so much let me suck you under the waterfall like that's going to be so nice right suck you under the waterfall come on Jo else you going to do red flag bro never on time can't hold down
14:25 job similar traits to the Blazing BR but like you know at the same time drinking a lot you know and then uh that's about it sounds like a local Uncle I think we cover all our basic spending too much money on his lifted truck who do we miss out on Indonesians Indonesians Indonesian talk to them let's go okay Indonesians kind of like Filipinos great romantic party boys really but they're Muslim wow very strict is that the red flag the red flag is you better not be gay cuz they're going to kick you off a cliff yeah yeah you better not be gay when you dat so he Indonesian guy he's a closet yeah he's a closet K what about uh Egyptians they're Asian Egyptians
15:15 they'll take you to see the pyramids green flag green flag massive green flag I love it probably the best green flag yeah red flag so don't see the pyramids once you don't need to see but red flag he'll scam you there ah okay and last but not least Russians Russians can drink like a ████ so it's like hey man you want to go party let's ████ drink handle their alcohol no problem uh but the red flag is I don't know why better not be gay the red flag is I don't know why but I'm in Ukraine now fighting with this guy and I'm I'm in a war all of a sudden I don't want to I just got recruited on the Russian side oh okay
16:07 yeah I don't want to but I'm there yep you play ball if you're in a different country green flag green flag red flag green frag I feel like every there's a pro and con you got to choose your choose your destiny yeah which one is number one for you then what which which of these is your pick for number one I didn't even mention which one it was that's why he's asking it's Cambodian oh you do Cambodian what is that you didn't even cover that Cambodian guys um can make donuts their families all own doughnut shops and fried chicken shops mhm endless amounts of donuts for the end of time that's pretty good that's so far is
16:58 like the thickest green flag out of everything to me the end of time from yeah and they have big families always having parties so you're always welcome red flag red flag uh is they don't really have that much that's why I chose Cambodian but the red flag is some of their relatives be like the monkeys at Anor wat and they'll steal from you the monkeys EG the monkeys I like it this is very informative all right clean I learned a lot we got 3 minutes you got a out of all the guys which ones seem now that you've got the right yeah which one are you going with which one you rocking
17:49 with top three let's go you you don't want to get robbed at the pyramids I know that yeah that's probably low on the tot to pull especially by the guy you're dating right yeah yeah I some of the red flags seem a little too red flaggy what the separate family one the Filipino guy why are you flipping me off oh that was just by by accident Filipino guys have separate families yeah I think all those categories could I mean I guess I guess the Cambodian one you know unlimited donuts unlimited donuts I would marry into a Cambodian family for unlimited I get pretty sick of routine so that might not be it for me unlimited donuts and fried chicken and fried chicken true okay so there's a little bit of variety but not muchy in the donuts uhhuh you can go
18:41 through a whole season of just dut holes MH yeah Dam old fashions for a while you know maple bars for a little bit what's the country of the doy Lama the people that Tibet Tibetans Tibet okay good side of Tibet green flag green flag is if you have a fetish for uh Ang from the last air bender you can actually dat right uh put an arrow on the head yeah but the bad part is they're also celibate and they're like monks so you can't ████ nobody in that country what so you're just going to date them because they look like a kid right he said if you have Ste kids which technically he's not though God yeah basically technically though he's not oh yeah he's he's 100 years old right he's yeah but he is a kid so just the Aesthetics of it right doesn't make it
19:32 any better no have you noticed when you look at picture of Tibetan Dolly llama and his team no women it's all boys it's all ████ boys in and orange robes yeah all those boys are stolen from China damn what or India or whatever this was a surprisingly good video
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