0:00 wait I don't know good I'll go to their house and then I I ████ the wives what are we doing what's going on like no you're just building things for them oh my God you're so stupid John he keeps he's confused about ████ yeah you're still like uh wait so when do I ████ them is this when we start ████ [Music] so this is a very nice and a wholesome story oh sweet you know we're gonna keep it wholesome wholesome there's not much more than this photo I'm gonna show you right now once I get the right spacing on it oh good enough glad you're back Joe yeah Joe's back yeah huh nah she he's pregnant no oh no but that looks like a pregnancy couple photo rent my handy
0:52 husband rent my husband okay so this married couple happily married couple nothing fishy here no hiking stories Julia it does look like he's pregnant though like the way they're standing it's an adventure okay uh this uh this wife uh thought it would be a good idea to rent out her husband as a handyman because this mother of three got the idea of this unusual side hustle after listening to a podcast of a man making a living putting together flat pack furniture for other people and after jokingly posting an ad posting about her husband's DIY skills which include painting decorating tiling carpet laying skills Etc the guy's been non-stops booked ever since and now is like full-time full-time she runs all the business he does the handiwork so this
1:42 makes me want to gather up all my uncles and be like so let's get we're gonna start a business so I'm gonna wrench I'm gonna pimp you guys because those are the biggest handymans in the world dude they can fix anything dude they're hot I think it's a personalized taskrabbit grab it task rabbit yeah and she runs him grab it grab it is it specifically for like a market like like single moms that are busy or like whatever that would be hella funny people that specifically are in the dudes that like are bald that like show the top of their ass crack when they're fixing yeah like the profile needs to be very handy it can be a hot like a handy guy yeah I mean you got it that guy looks like he could fix some ████ though no no he definitely will say he fixed some ████ you you can fix it like going with the codes and stuff oh we can't do that technically [Laughter]
2:34 that's your problem lady this guy just goes like Oh we can't do that actually we gotta talk to the city [Laughter] oh that's so true yeah they always have problems like yeah we just can't do that that's when you know yeah well dude every white worker like that that has the no trust me I get yeah but uh we can't do that no we cannot do that oh well first you got the architect an engineer and then you got the city and the building permit and the plumbing there you go it's a process and then you know what it's a process but your friend Jesus said uh it was all good you know ████ that guy dude we're gonna get him out of this country you know what I mean all that dude full circle yeah Full
3:24 Circle Dude first Circle baby no lie though I just had my shot built in Hawaii and it took like a minute right but that's because of the city and there was mad corruption and all that and I was like we need some Mexicans in Hawaii those guys and you know why because like folks there they don't work on the weekends they don't work overnight wow they work just in the daytime they work when they feel like when they feel like it feels like an amazing work-life balance yeah oh you know she's Mexicans come to Hawaii [Music] Mexican food yeah yeah it's so easy to like to uh hire a Mexican dude like if you ever like as a proper company like to come over and fix something like AC or something like a proper company they come in and the Mexicans like oh it's gonna charge you this much this much like oh ████ but if you tell them like
4:16 what if I pay you on your day off to come um that's what I'm used to first off the phone um yeah we can figure something out yeah dude they will love to do side jobs like that that's what I'm used to yeah dude I'm just like man what if I pay you everything I'm telling people right now if you see a Mexican you know they come in from a company and before you tell them on your day off if you come can you do it for half they'll do it they love side jobs yeah my dad never stopped working I'm like she's like oh this you work for air conditioning company you don't work on the weekends your business hours are Monday through Friday but on Saturday what if something fell off the truck and just bounces up in my house is that a possibility the fight's like uh yeah we can make it happen again
5:07 make it happen yes no problem but that's a cool load that this is good I encourage this I think this is a wholesome story I like the idea of a bunch of dudes that can't figure their ████ out so their wives got to come in and organize it for them I feel like that's a very household classic dude it's so I'm telling any day now he's gonna be piping girls and then it's going to be trouble and hyping girls great he's gonna be piping ████ they're just gonna book them for other kind of we're gonna see them on Dr Phil confessing and I it was just so hard not to it's just it's like and then what made you wanna ████ the ladies they just ████ do throw themselves at me dude so you want me to get nailed follow the puns yes oh cheesy puns do your white voice is like ████ really good I was in Arizona dude I was in Arizona it's better than Colleen coming
5:57 from a white person yeah not the 31.4 now yeah dude I grow with a bunch of white people dude yeah so I mean uh Laura age 38 she said I never expected it to take off as much as it has we've only been going four months and it got to a point where there was so much work coming in that James was working six days a week we've had to start turning jobs down and reduce our hours so now we do Monday to Friday nine to five we had our own building plans that we've not even started just because we've been so busy we booked our first job for January too so they're booked up months gotta do DIY what did he do before does it say same ████ he just didn't have a brilliant marketing person beyond the organizes scheduled the right way that's the issue with contractors though straight up they are horrible with time and schedules yeah
6:48 you need someone like her that'll organize his time and everything yeah guys aren't very good just like plus like rentmyhusband.com you know what I mean I'm like I remember that rape my husband but also though too this guy's probably working all day when he comes home you don't want to do the marketing stuff you know of course he's he's on site all day yeah he's the talent he's working yeah he's an artist you know what I mean build out but that's the you know that's the benefit of having a white lady she just knows how to I'm gonna make a business I'm gonna organize it I'm gonna make a PDF and she just ████ does this whole thing breaks it down she probably like brought this up during like dinner with the PowerPoint like it's okay I have a crazy idea here and then ████ PowerPoints or he's eating oh a sandwich yeah whatever whatever you want to do yeah so like when do I do it like when I'm
7:40 off work yeah I'll do it I guess yeah whatever you want baby we're gonna get started pimping the ████ out of them that's exactly how it went down dude I'm telling you she gets excited great looks like it runs off you did grow up with whites yeah you did he's finishing a sandwich confused talk through talk through this photo shoot for marketing what were they saying to each other honey hold the hammer like this honey good ████ smile or do something [Laughter] when she pitched him he was so confused you want me to ████ no we're not you're not ████ them you're helping them wait I don't want to get I'll go to their house and then I I ████ the wives what are we doing what's going on like no you're just building things for them oh my God you're so stupid John all right whatever you need he keeps he's got he's confused about
8:31 ████ yeah wait so when do I ████ them John you're not ████ them John this is when we start ████ that's all he's thinking about I was like all right oh all right I guess so just fix the kitchen yes and that's it okay cool and he's at the house and he goes it's it's so no ████ it's like John John no see you guys hey so I'm done do I just like leave okay should we uh square up or oh good oh no no cuddling or nothing can I get like a hug or something I guess whatever can I get a hug he even
9:21 tells him like Hey I'm here to fix not not ████ you know wait that's her slogan when he comes in a house he warns him he's just like hey it's me John here to fix and no ████ you white people are good at marketing he's spot on that's good stuff on the nose not ████ Brett my husband not ████ it's not like you know how to run a business yeah dude come on man just gotta you know she looks like you work with a lot of white ladies you gotta get your uncles bro I know how white people yeah what would the Mexican marketing version be my concrete rent my deals yeah rip my deals not as catchy well because you gotta Market it to outside of Mexicans because every Mexican knows how to build ████ so you
10:11 have to go outside to like Silicon Valley or something oh I got you yeah that's smart you go out there they're like I could fix your computer but I don't know what to do about my house dude those those type of Mexicans hang out at office people you know what I mean they ████ be fixing computers I can fix the computer printer I'd do it see some cuter printer Latinos they're not that they're not that tech savvy you know what I mean once they remove the ink they think they know everything about computers easy is easy you know what I mean no Pisces it wouldn't I don't know I don't think Mexicans would do this would do this yeah they have to do social media and stuff so I don't know that's that they're done okay they don't really know how to do social media yeah and then plus they'll be trying to like you know sleep with the
11:02 ████ ladies and ████ they're gonna be like hitting him yeah ████ nothing yeah yeah I'm Mr Stacy uh I'm done but we can do other things if you I could see that going down dude show up in the door with no shirt I'm sorry I explained something it's okay [Laughter] I'm sorry it's okay oh and you're looking at my camera be careful be careful he's like hammering in a very sexual way oh my God Jose you're hammering kind of heavy yeah you like that I can go harder your memory is so ████ hard right now
11:55 that's a sexual ████ tension [Music]
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