0:00 thank you [Music] have any of your guys's uh wives or girlfriends ever told you that you ain't ████ yes yes all the time mayonnaise yeah my hands I would raise all three yep and that's why I met a kid I'm going shopping yeah I'm buying all the pillows yeah oh yeah all right I get told that every day you ever get told that when you have the flu oh of course because they know ████ guys are weak as hell when it comes to being seriously what are what are our wife say to us two sides what is it yeah yeah it's right it's um it's the thing where like it it was
0:50 widely believed that when men get the flu it's worse than when women get it I don't think so bro really I don't think so but it was highly believe that it was actual scientific studies but how do you like symptoms that the symptoms were worse for men he was just turning to ████ I know for sure like when I get sick I'm like oh my God she's like her responsibility like if I need to cook or do whatever like she just she's just ████ dripping all over yeah I chew at you but then I'm literally like oh my ████ god to be honest I'm the exact same way too yeah really so is it a do thing that's the thing it's about to tell us that's ████ and we're really just ████
1:40 no it's not exactly ████ but it's almost ████ so we're almost ████ one second let me ask my wife yeah don't tell what the article is just ask her just ask her she's gonna yell and see you right now oh bring your wife to work dad Hey Mickey we need a we need a life expert to tell us the truth tell us we have a question when when we're both sick who takes it more like a ████ you or me me really really when we're both sick if we're both sick if we have the flu or something oh if we're both sick yeah yeah oh yeah I am for sure yeah yeah if if I'm sick though he treats me like a freaking princess he'll like bring me food like anything
2:30 but also I've offered in the past and he's like no no I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine he doesn't like me to take care of him very much he's a man yeah like when he had covered I made him meals every day because he wasn't allowed to access the kitchen but um yeah I think we're more both sick like we when we had covid but we didn't know it was covered like it was the like before Covenant became like was official before but you know what all of us got sick of that party like the Christmas party yeah you were like everyone in JK got sick we all thought we were dying but he didn't he it was like late for him so I got it first and I was ████ dying and my throat was like burning and I had like a crazy fever for a week and um and then like it still hadn't gone away but we went to Christmas and he just started getting it and he like wouldn't move and he was like we gotta go back home like ████ I'm dying too but I'm pulling through and he was like
3:21 I can't go she's like you gotta come he's like I can't even go to the car I'm like I have the same temperature as you all right there's a lot of details about me being a ████ I'm liking this part of the story no but there's an interesting development with that so there were actual scientific studies that they really did think that men's symptoms for the flu were worse in women's but in Austrian University conducted a study that now shows and it's published in the journal to override the old study that it's not that men's symptoms are worse it's that women's are pain threshold yeah yeah kind of women women have a sex hormone that triggers their immune system to work faster and sooner so they get better quicker than men I also heard that there's a we have like a higher pain tolerance because of childbirth like like it has to be like higher like
4:12 but then his is hired because of his kidney stone now a lot of uh he leveled up a lot of my tattoo artist friends say that they say like dudes squeal way more than chicks I squealand yeah girls can just take it a lot of girls can just take it yeah baby about it like I actually hurt myself I'm like so ████ tough let's go to bed time yeah Isn't that cool that it's actually not completely ████ but it's more like women and men symptoms are the same see I ████ knew it they just don't stay sick as long as you're saying is not the same but they're just stronger than us that's what you're saying their sisters kick in Faster yeah when we have loogies and ████ like guys this we create more disgusting bacteria and ████ like when we incubate
5:02 and we ████ Hawk these big ass bloody ass luggies out and then girls be like and then like it's a little one dude when Nikki headed over the second time she ████ was painting our house whoa yeah she's like taking a ladder out and painting the house and ████ and I'm like can I help you and she's like no you get all streaky I'm like ████ out yeah so that kind of shovels it right when it comes to like health and Community guaranteed on the ████ no there's not it's not even like ████ it's not a close race at all yeah do you try to tough it out or no no I try for sure I try to tough it out but when I see her sick I'm like are you even sick like it looks like you're over it in like 30 seconds yeah you're down to have sex when she's sick good question and in the regular way hey you know what we mean it's not about
5:52 sickness it's always about post period you know what I'm talking about you know like right after they get really horny that's awesome I know and you know you just got to be down you got to be ready because when I'm sick when I'm sick I'm not down for anything if somebody be saved by someone for anything no I'm dying you're really not when you're sick it's like I'm not really down for a ████ it's like even have a connection with my penis obviously but that helps me sleep better though but then Jill's down to have sex when she's sick I was like I thought you were sick you ████ ████ I hate how to get that ████ yeah that's the worst when they get sick they get slightly it's like I'm not down with that right now that's disgusting keep that to yourself six feet please dude you ever been so sweaty because like you're ████ or you have a fever or some ████ or it's summertime or something yeah no and you're like you're
6:42 like you're like on top of your chick or whatever the ████ and like you see like sweat beating down from your face on their face and it's just like what are we doing here you gotta get a towel yeah you gotta towel her off after hey honestly once in a blue moon that's kind of hot though is it yeah when you get like really really sweaty and like well you are just down the idea if it's more cinematic than it actually is don't you feel more self-conscious though I do when I sweat on somebody if you're talking about like some Jack and Rose hand on the window ████ thing that's awesome blue moon you got to go so passionate that it's like disgusting ████ you watch Sweat Go from your nose to there between their eyes I sweat like a ████ yeah when it drops off with a Long Point in your nose mine's like flat this goes like this it kills yeah no it's boner Crusher yeah boner Crusher for both parties 96 I don't work that hard oh really
7:32 I don't even get to that point does the girl ever sweat Joe's a lazy boy yeah neither be ████ the cold oh exclusively it's too hot his hair down I can't do it or you can swim yeah if it's like hot wow we are ████ profound here just kidding news bring it to you the news first I was younger I remember being way sweatier and then now I'm like wait I was I it doesn't I don't sweat as much as I used to you're thinking about it right now yeah the conditions like they're not always ideal when you were younger yeah maybe I couldn't afford AC back then it's harder when you're younger where you can do it Hey Joe remember last night when we're in Bart's truck and you're talking um to the camera guy Joe about how you don't you can't believe we met this long you're so glad that the
8:22 fans are with us still it's because commentary like that yep yeah because I am because I'm hot you're hooked are you hooked because they're just like it's cold yeah we should put that at the beginning of the video when you ████ when it's hot welcome to JK news holy ████ I'm in come on when I was younger I was way sweatier but I haven't had any of the beads on the nose in a long time the AC in Vegas is way better though way better probably way more dry it's way better but also I just haven't sweat like that in a long time you're also just used to it what about your Strokes per minute do you think that's higher as an adult or when you're way lower yeah I don't even know if I could last ████ past like two minutes really
9:14 I feel like I come less and I take longer used to be way longer Justin over here he's like I'm Like A Champion Maverick now yeah back in the day you tried to make it last longer on purpose yeah yeah that's what it is just like I wish I did it did you ever jerk off way too much before ████ where you're we're then during it you're kind of like ah ████ I jerked it way too much this is nothing this is like I feel nothing well no it's like it's more like it's like you're going for like 20 minutes you're like man this poor ████ is like really yeah she's she's looking at her watch over it she's looking at the clock she's getting an old newspaper out and ████ cracking it open chicken last week just let me know when you're done all right yeah what's the optimal time for love making at this age seven minutes
10:05 where we're at now seven minutes do you even keep time it feels like can we get one more opinion it feels like an abstract yeah that's a good Alaska ideal time I'm not sitting on this side while he does it I'm sitting over there no come on do we need you in the shot we need a we need a Nicky opinion I didn't say ████ honest opinion foreign for sexual intercourse at this current the pounding 15 minutes 15 minutes of pounding I said seven oh God 15 minutes wait Steve says because I was looking at it like uh yeah
10:55 okay the beginning yeah from the beginning to we're like okay we know that's what we're gonna happen full ritual the full ritual of 15 minutes 15. okay well well the full full like okay after I come then 15 minutes damn it takes me 11 minutes to get her clothes off it goes down the prize I don't know how to do this you have a system it works really well there's an epilogue what's your guy's system Steve has to stick his dick out of his zipper first check it out my zipper I leave my pants off it's your wife peeking out over it and then I tickle him she tickles me really hard yeah well I got a lot of pretty going baby she sucks on my nipples and then she finger ████ my mouth and then I come and I go hooped up good boy who's a good boy and he goes I'm a good boy and I go
11:47 who's a good boy and then we we go like this with each other and then she you see why I changed the table yeah dude it's on my legs and she powders my butt and she puts me in a diaper and then she said all that in 15 minutes that's the pre and then 15 minutes okay then it's hurt that's how he gets that's how he gets hard and then 15 minutes apart pounding and then hard pounding hardcore pounding she's pounding him well I have my pacifier in and I'm holding my rattle ritual 15 minutes hard pounding and then something happens at the end excuse me we've been together for a long time you gotta do crazy ████ find what works for you like we found our system and we're pretty locked in Mommy I want my mommy and then you burp him after oh my God you guys should see the feed
12:38 me dude that has nothing to do with sex either she was feeding me okay he loves being fed [Music] foreign [Music]
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