0:07 [Laughter] [Music] okay um so people in the comments and also on the IG for JK have been asking us we did a couple like uh am I the ████ like threads off of Reddit and they're like do more of those do more of those because they like the opinions weighing in and everything for these things so um here's a good one that's uh very new I am I the ████ this one's about a gender reveal already they're the ████ already I'm just kidding because you shouldn't you shouldn't assume the gender of the baby am I right yeah spoken like a true pasadenian I'm right okay so put yourself put yourself in the position of this person okay so there's these two girls all right one of them's pregnant she brings her friend
0:58 with her to the ultrasound and uh they do the ultrasound the results of the gender the baby get handed to the friend yep here you go only you know uh and then figure out later how you want to reveal it this this information is being trusted to you so the friend has it walks away with it keeps it it's a secret the pregnant friend is constantly hounding the friend to just tell her she's like just tell me everything what a stupid ass ████ so she'll text her like all the time and be like hey I want to know I want to know and then we'll always follow up with another email or a call or text and say actually don't tell me don't tell me don't spoil it uh exactly as stupid was that the goal is like we're gonna go together and then the unpregnant friend is gonna be the the ████ Secret Keeper the husband doesn't know the wife doesn't know yeah and then they're gonna have a party and they're gonna find out yeah they're gonna make plans for like that's why sometimes you know when you got a friend
1:48 you got to know your friend and if I had a friend I was like this they would come with me I gotta go figure out I'm like knowing who you are uh pick someone else because I know I'm gonna get hounded and then ████ you know flip-flop on me and then I'm like because already this person's already indecisive and everything else they do all the time so it's like weeks and weeks of constantly hey tell me no don't tell me hey tell me don't tell me ████ checking her ass so hard let me just give her the envelope I'm just like yo here's your envelope you you choose so we're no longer friends so that's annoying yeah it is annoying so then it comes to happen that like one time this friend is at her job where she is really busy and it's a really bad day she's super stressed out the pregnant friend calls her in the middle of that like heated moment of stress and she sees her phone and she's that it's her again you ████ knocks it up and just goes it's a ████ boy and then just like hangs up yeah good good she deserves it and
2:38 then now their circle of friends is pissed at her for being an ████ and you should have kept it secret she doesn't either she can find new friends look she doesn't know the contacts who is who's telling the story the girl that got victimized or the the friend or the pregnant lady the friend of course and she's omitting so many details I bet of course and maybe she didn't Hound her that much I just said you know what I'm saying yeah we need to see the text receipts or or any proof otherwise let's say that it is accurate what she is saying okay fine if it's accurate she's not that we'll do version two next and pregnant ladies are local yeah her friends are saying that she should have despite the hounding that it's you're entrusted with this thing and you're expected to endure the house yeah shut the ████ what the ████ well actually to be fair though it's like if that's the friend the pregnant lady if
3:28 that's the type of friend that you have and your friends to the point where you're that close it's like you already knew that's your friend you know what I mean that's what I'm saying but also I'd be like you get Rebecca I can't handle it yeah but then a lot of people are like that though dude most people are pushovers and most people just go uh yeah I'll deal with it not knowing that they just signed up for their ████ death and then they they go through it because they're a good friend but like most people are ████ like this but dude okay so I have I'm kind of split here right so part of me is going no she's not the ████ because that's what the friend wanted we all have human emotions we're all human we're all like susceptible to this right because she was having a bad day stressful she's ████ tired of it I think that's fine um on the other hand though if she feels like she's getting hounded a lot by the friend she should have just been like yo honestly if you want me to tell you I'll tell you if not you gotta stop or find
4:20 someone else because it's getting too nuts but I think that's really mature for a lot of people to do so yeah yeah I mean she didn't even attempt to set a boundary apparently in here she didn't even say yeah well she so she would she didn't have a problem keeping the secret it's just that it caught her on such a high stress moment at work too but then catching yourself at work is not like it's a boy all right versus just like I can't exactly you know what I mean why did she decide to pick up yeah she made a choice she made a choice to take it out on like maybe she's not an ████ but maybe that was an ████ moment what if it was on a landline though she'd even know who it was she saw who it was like Domino's Pizza this ████ again yeah it's a boy it didn't even mess it yeah a landline she might have been on a rotary phone maybe she was ignoring the
5:11 phone call so then she wasn't picking up so she called her at the ████ 9-1-1 what's your emergency what the ████ Esther God damn it it's a boy she's a she's a dispatcher yeah I gotta talk to you quick but also though too the the pregnant lady she's the one signing up for the gender reveal right she's the one that's like hey I don't want to know from the top right so yeah I don't know the fact that she's hounding her she's already breaking but she's expecting her friend to be complicit in this kind of like Temptation that goes up and down the more like Jill's right the more mature thing to do is to be like hey you want me to tell you or not you want to know the more and more mature thing to do you just don't have friends like that that's true I'm saying that's top level this is the ████ ████ that ████ go oh I know what I'll do I'll have a
6:03 time capsule she buries in the backyard digs it back up the next day [Laughter] is curious about her own time capsule because she's like I don't know someone in the future might be leaving me a message dude time capsules are pretty fast to add to it yeah I don't know okay okay I know I'm ████ around a lot but I think I think the chick who ████ answered the phone and did the thing they're both goddamn annoying but I think the chick who said the reveal is kind of an ████ oh because she just she should have stuck to the oath no matter what uh or shut a boundary
6:54 ████ annoying or ignore the call you know but but same thing though I think I really do think they're just both idiots absolutely it's like you know but you have to pick us up that's the question are we the idiots like if any other situation is like oh like I want to do a gender reveal so it's like I don't want to know until the reveal but then you're like you know outside of her own husband she's like just tell me it's like that's also like wait what like didn't you just come to an agreement with your husband about that does violate that too yeah that's true there are rules that are broken putting the friend in a situation and and also disregarding the husband's desire to figure out she's on across two different boundaries and now it's like cheesy ████ like what but can we apply logic to a pregnant lady because they're ████ crazy no we're not oh we're not giving them passes no we're not crazy was I crazy emotional yes emotional but like crazy I mean I'm
7:46 still thinking logically but pregnant chicks want to eat ████ oh my God I got a ████ craving someone put Sriracha on my ████ Cockapoo wow okay is that true Geo did you put the sauce on your cocoa she was really weird she didn't have it [Music] [Laughter] [Music] yo that was Christina it was like a pickled peanut butter sandwich maybe it's a common thing but it's normal she wasn't normal but most people want some crazy ████ I don't know about that but fine point is I think obviously they're both ████ but I think the pregnant chick was already Crossing her own lines you know she said they're both stupid immature when when somebody already
8:36 crosses the lines like you gotta just know the other person has is is more forgiven to cross lines too that's all I'm saying like if they're already not following their own rules yeah it's like how can you get mad at the other person for breaking the rules like you were breaking them too you know what I mean that's like hey dude let's go out on a diet and every ████ day I'm tempting you to eat cake with me that's this we'll start right so it's like okay we're gonna do like a three month Journey or whatever and we're like tight okay cool I got this three days in he goes I'm like craving something can we just go out in this time tasting what he's thinking about you know what I mean it's just like tasting it already I'm like you ████ it's only been three days weren't you guys competing though yeah that's what I want yeah
9:32 get you antagonized and like just be like yo let's go get a cake or two if he's been doing that every day and you ended up getting the cake yeah that's okay that's okay because your partner is also doing that to you well yeah that and I wouldn't blame him for it because I know how he is you know what I mean yeah like if I was the husband right and it's like all right we're gonna do a gender or feel cool we'll we'll both find out on the same day and then I found my wife is trying to ████ figure it out I'm like Willy what the ████ that's annoying yeah I'm like why would you do that I'll be annoyed with that right you know it's just I don't know what his opinion is all of this he's just like ████ I just want this to be over with yeah baby ain't even mine so they're just both ████ if we gotta pick a side though if we have to pick a side to pick a side then I'm gonna say I'm gonna I'm gonna side with Geo because if you have
10:22 to write about it you're kind of extra ████ definitely I think the pregnant lady is the ████ oh okay because she set herself and her friends up for failure if she knows she has no ████ ability to like wait and she has no patience for ████ she shouldn't even start this gender reveal ████ idea in the first place that's true because you know there is the homie that's like I got a big mouth don't ████ tell me no secrets yeah and I can respect that I'm like this person can't keep secrets and they just so you don't tell them anything so if she already knows I ████ kept making my my respect when people do say that when they're like hey don't tell me because I just don't want to know if I get asked I don't want to have to lie just don't tell me right she didn't know who she was an annoying ass ████ that's an annoying she's like I'm gonna ask my
11:13 friend ten times a day you want to subject your friend to this ████ that torture damn dude that's ████ up lighthearted it's just a gender reveal it's not a big deal but I wanna be able to be a girl later if I want and her friends are annoying dude they're her friends are like how come you couldn't be patient enough you didn't ████ go through what I had to go through you son of a ████ yeah that's true foreign
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