0:00 Chase Sapphire the credit card but they also pay for your TSA and Global Entry I have a what's on sign up huh it's on sign up [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys today we have Lawrence Cal back in the building wow I like your shirt Lawrence this is a Playboy is it an official Playboy merch or is it parody um actually I don't know gilded this guy's kind of a Playboy himself we hear you're kind of a Playboy oh official Playboy I was expecting each look it's a cool shirt something I was expecting something a little more horny a little more risque yeah this is so innocent
0:50 they're just spreading little mopeds they are rebranding are they I don't know oh well um Joe's tired because he missed his flight last night he came in this morning at 7am dude that's wild yeah what happened so uh did you guys know you have to check in your flight before you get on the plane I didn't know that like such a like common thing to do it okay it happened to me too one time when I didn't check in but all they did was like bump me down from like a first class seat to a a lower tier really maybe sorry you didn't check in like so you're like see he's just empty in first class and you just no I think someone else like hopped onto it or something that's nice so how like when when did you check in though I did that's a huge deal how did you get in that's a lot of money no I checked in
1:40 like when I got there I didn't check him beforehand right wait so that's that's the thing you didn't even check and check it I went up to the TSA pre-check and they said boarding pass and I was like oh yeah I didn't check in and then like like the flight was like 12. all right the flight was like 12 20. it was taken off 12 20 right I was there like 11 50. boarding is probably what 1205. yeah no boarding school no boarding was like 11 40. or whatever so so I was I always do this though like that's perfect timing if I checked in I could walk in in like 10 minutes I'm good to go do you always not check in no it's my first time okay but I also didn't know that like you had to check in I thought it was just like you're
2:30 checking in because you're like hey save my seat bro why you laughing right what I don't know anyways I okay I go up there I try to check it in my app and they're like oh you can't do this at this moment so I'm like all right ████ so I go to the kiosk and they're like go see a a a a front desk person I go to the front desk and I'd be like this is when I knew that front desk people always have to deal with people that are like high like stressed and yelling at them and ████ because all I said was um I was like it's telling me to go to the front desk and I can't get in and I'm like my flight hasn't left yet and she goes oh and she goes yeah you're not gonna be able to get on the plane there's nothing I can do she started making all these excuses and ████ and I was just like not one of those man I'm just chill and then oh after I was like prepping to
3:21 like deal with your anger yeah and I and I was just confused because I was like but the plane hasn't left yet and then she explained to me that if you there's a cut off time so if you don't check in before the cutoff time it's shut down because they assume that you just never came yeah so they probably gave up my seat or something yeah you have to check in before boarding sounds pretty common sense right but I don't have common sense so I was there and I was like it worked so so far up to like yeah for 38 years because you fly a lot like I fly a lot so I should know these things right yeah but I I also never like slipped my mind to never check this is my first time never checking in like I'll check in and miss a flight you do the 24-hour check-in I used to it I just
4:12 I don't know just this whole week I've been scatter brains right so then I get to the front and then as this is this is also why you should never like flip out on flight like the the people because if you're nice to them they're like oh this Fool's different they hook you up she tried her best to get me on she was calling her manager oh he doesn't even have bags chicken he could just walk in right now they're like sorry honey you know the system's off and then she try to you know yeah you never did this before she's like I'm sorry I can't do anything for you I'm like you only had to try so hard and I was like all right well uh what what can I do because you know they can book you on the next flight and then she was like it's all booked up they have we have negative seats and I'm like how do you get Negative seats that's what you want to hear she has negative seats that means like they booked more people always happens though
5:03 like why do they always do that like over a book flights because people like me they they know Bank on the fact that someone's gonna miss it yeah there probably is I bet it happens there's probably a large ratio like frequently right when they're like all right this is a fully booked flight if anybody would like to uh give up their seat you will get a 300 voucher and a hotel you know what I mean they like do that pretty frequently yeah they did a lot yeah I think they probably masked it out over the years on like the probability of how many people missing flights out of the group and then they just know but then like yeah so after that I just booked a flight going home and then I said I mean I'm going to La but I had to do a red eye I saw him explain this very slow because I barely slept I had to go to Maui first that was
5:53 pretty wild oh dang yeah how's that what was that like uh I got footage of Lahaina just all gone it's all gone bro that's so crazy dog it is crazy like it's wild man just seen those pictures man is ████ up yeah my my um my family loser but they were they were like off Island during that whole time but then I was going in and it was just a weird vibe there too uh there were people traveling still or like connecting but then the energy was different how many tourists did you see going to Maui excited to take their vacation amount I mean I did still see tourists and I saw like I don't know like a lot of different um foreign groups I think maybe they booked their plans way ahead and then they like they're speaking like French Spanish or whatever they're speaking French kick them out there's like Europeans yeah
6:43 so maybe they had like a huge thing booked up I don't know well even with like you know like there's there's so many conversations about how like um so much of Maui's economy is based off of like tourism right so like they still need people to come in in order to like help support so many of the people who have who have work that are like completely around you know tourist stuff even my my sister in law who lives there and and her husband like you know he works with like different restaurants and like those those some restaurants got burned down and stuff like that you know what I mean uh or she works with like helicopter tourism out there and it's like now you know like if people don't come if people don't pay for those things like those crashed out as well you know so it's kind of like it's a huge doubler sword yeah kind of conundrum right yeah I think so [Laughter]
7:33 yeah yeah good good yeah well you made it you're a little sleepy but you made it at 9 40. got on the flight and then I I fell asleep but I treated myself because I said I'm gonna get myself a business class so I could rest but it was a recliner so I was like this it went from here and it went like this no no that's that's optimal though that's great that's great for a flight perfect amount you need now you could just shut up I was thinking that the whole time I was like man American Airlines out of all the domestic flight is probably the cheapest one because even Delta got better recliners than this bro it also is good bro American is a little funny dog ████ Delta loses my bag all the time oh really really yeah I like Delta I like Delta too and I hate United United Delta and American which ones Delta Delta um Delta's number
8:26 one though I think so American Airlines almost made us miss our flight like crazy when we got to do a connecting from uh LA to Dallas and I got delayed like three hours and everyone in the terminal like it was a red eye everyone in the terminal in American Airlines was all heading towards the customer service because like oh damn dude and I was like oh no I'd hate to be those people as an R flight got delayed like three hours so we didn't get on the plane until like 2 A.M it was ████ awful anybody got airport or airplane hacks or tips you should check in a day before check your email do the check-in do that yeah get the business class recliner where you can go through how often do you guys miss your flights though never I've only missed my flight once and it was when we were kids the flight really ah yeah I got this three times but you
9:17 fight a lot though huh but they're like stupid reasons like what's the dumbest reason it was like a layover it was a connecting flight and then we were like let's go smoke a cigarette in the cigarette Lounge last time I missed our flight damn wow sounds pretty dumb super super dumb me and uh Bart missed our flight because we were eating Carl's Jr at the airport and we did hear our thing beings yeah it's pretty dumb they were just talking were you guys were you guys in at the gate we were next to the gate and we were like oh we could see the gate so we're ████ eating Carl's Jr just talking and then we're like oh maybe we should go to our what are you guys talking about how good the Carl's Jr is oh yummy so we were on time it was boarding but then it was such a small flight that they just were like oh I guess no one else is here and we're like we see the plane let us
10:07 on and they're like where'd he close the door when we used to fly with like all Quest Crew Victor would always like when we're waiting for the um the gate to open he would just go lay down like freaking hell of far put headphones on and just sleep expecting us to wake him up and we're like ████ out we're not waking that fool up hey is he one of those guys yeah is he one of those guys that sleeps on the floor I like to trip over him on accident dude I used to be that guy that's so funny yeah like I would always just lay down with my duffel bag like I like to trip on those people oh ████ sorry yeah it was you ████ one of the stupidest things I've done was um I booked a plane ticket like from Honolulu to here when I was here
11:01 so I basically yeah that's an airplane too but it was so funny and then I got dude the thing is I got in yeah like I I got in security everything and then I was just like yo it says my ████ is boarding right now and then I was like I'm in the right gate am I wait it says oh crap it says Honolulu to L.A and I'm like I'm in L.A what the ████ and you were able to go through everything too yeah that's why and then this is not necessarily looking at it oh yeah that's true when you go through TSA like you just give your ID now so as long as you the ID goes ding so really they check my ticket always no no the front person checks you have a boarding pass to make sure you can go into the TSS the right gate okay but they're just looking that you have a ticket not necessarily like they're not like cross-referencing yeah
11:52 they're looking like okay you're obviously going to America and this is America and you have your ticket okay you can pass well I I have pre-check and they just give you you just give them the ID and then when you get the ID it and it just has goes to it has to go Ding and then they get the ID back up that's a tip get preaching I need to get free check I need a preset too yeah but it comes with global entry Global Entry is like the sickest thing a little entry would be great for you it's a hundred bucks for like five or ten years or something like that that's not the same as TSA pre-check you could get it together yeah it just comes with it so then now when you come back through like International like in custom and stuff like that I don't even need to uh go through customs you don't need to take the picture there's the global entry thing and you don't even pull out your passport or ID anymore now it's just facial recognition like a ████ iPhone last time close to the machine it takes your photo and then they call your
12:42 name and then you walk on that's tight suddenly I just walked now it was so annoying coming coming back yesterday and then the guy that runs the global entry thing he's like all happy like come on come on through global entry and everyone's like yeah yeah everyone's hyped and then and then I'm like ████ I didn't get this ████ but is the process the same as getting TSA pre-check you have to go to the place you have to get the you get both correct okay so now one interview what are your weaknesses if I work too hard and then on your next international flight when you come back through La at in the baggage claim area there's an office for an interview so you set up your interview there oh okay is it nervous do you get nervous when you get interviewed dude not if you don't I got so lucky so did I get the job or can you just do it once you land you have to apply first okay so apply it and then yeah so shout outs to the uh
13:35 the the TSA police guys because on my first interview I had a fan my second interview there was a yeah another the guy that was interviewing me internet troll the cop that was interviewing me he wasn't a fan but his partner was so when he walked by he goes oh he goes I've seen you but the way he said it was like you're a repetitive offender because because the guy that was looking at me and doing my uh renewal he was like how like his face got all like oh ████ should I watch out for this guy problem yeah and then I was dying because I was like oh ████ no I'm not I'm not like a criminal or anything like that and then because of your stories that's why no no no he's a fan so the other guy's a fan but the way he said it was
14:25 like yeah I know who you are like like you're a ████ Troublemaker like that yeah and then he was and then like every he he told him like he watches JK and all that and then everything was just about like that and then they're just they're not even asking me questions and ████ they're like oh okay cool cool all right we'll be done yeah cause it's all on YouTube yeah yeah they know why you're traveling yeah they're like I don't think he's a terrorist yeah yeah exactly you know what I think I'm gonna do this I think I I've you guys convinced me to get some Global Entry I think I've gotten the courage there's a global entry brand deal right here let's go together let's go let's go dude let's book a international trip together I'll go to London yeah come on let's do it ride the ████ double decker bus I've always wanted to I've always wanted to do that too honey the double decker the only thing is global entry is so convenient and fast that
15:15 when you come out through customs like you beat your bags by like 15 minutes I don't like that but I like that because I'm always taking a nice long ████ when I get down to the baggage claim area is that is that your move it's my move every single time you go down the escalators LAX and then you take a left because the the men's restroom's in the corner over there airport tip you know wow there's your airport they leave that there because if you want to swallow drugs at the last minute before you get through yeah that's smart fun fun fact too I don't know if this is still true for Chase Sapphire the credit card but they also pay for your TSA and Global Entry they give you 100 credits oh I have a I have Sapphire that's tight oh it's one sign up huh it's on sign up you might still get 100 credit so basically you'll pay for a hundred
16:06 dollar uh um application I think I got the email too let's get rebated to your credit card oh really okay cool Sapphire also should give you lounge access for real it's true bro I've always wanted lounge access I I walk by the lounges and I feel like a poor person that's when I feel like would have missed my flight because then I it's too chill it's so it is really chill see all the breakfast oh you know the you know the drinks cup of noodles even oh I remember another stupid time I missed the flight this is good I was look my I have my calendar set to four time zones so I have like London La Hawaii and in Japan right and I'm never in those so one time I had it set to a separate time zone and then I was at the airport like three hours late or something oh ████ because I was going back to Hawaii thinking that yeah ████
16:58 dude I'd be pissed I'd be so mad were you really upset what happened like what's your remote like emotionally how do you feel it I used to just I used to get mad a lot and like just get mad at myself a lot yes but then nowadays uh sir sir please stop doing that I think nowadays I'm better at controlling my I'm just I don't want to get mad I'm just like let's just deal with this yeah but before I would probably be pissed for 24 hours talking ████ to myself yeah just hitting your ████ forehead I like I like seeing that in the airport that's actually really funny because you know when you sit there for a long time you see people going through so many emotions yeah yeah it is I do like people watching people watching airports yes the funniest thing that we ever saw in the airport this ████ uh there was
17:48 just like fat white guy like with his back against the wall and he was asleep and he had his legs like this and then we were just like looking at him because he kept like going like that and then out of nowhere he like farted and he woke himself up he went like this one and he farted so ████ loud and everybody started laughing at him those cheeks are rumbling yeah his legs went like this too he shot one out he probably got some hang time too what do you people watch you go like man having kids and traveling seems like a terrible ████ nightmare it makes you not want to have kids because you go like there's nothing for them to do like there's nothing there's nothing you can do about it you can't even get mad honestly yeah some of them do and it's that's even crazier like what the ████ yeah yeah
18:38 that's a parent I'd probably be crazy I saw these grandparents like uh taking care of this toddler right and then so they can't really move that fast and then he gets his own like push cart thingy and then he starts pushing it and just books it all the way down and then grandma's trying to catch him in a ████ die is she sleeping on the plane I can never sleep I can pass out so he's like and meet people like you wait what like anybody you can sleep at the airport or sleep on a plane I envy them I I sleep from minute one till ████ Landing because like it's like I feel like a baby but I have to strap I always have to put the seat belt uh why like this oh you'll hit people yeah so every time I go like this and I'm just going the
19:28 whole foot you should just wear a straight jacket onto this one the people next time are like stupid stupid you know what tip does she sleeps bro she does this she gets a blanket that's great I did that yesterday and she'll do that it looks funny I can be like I can be reming before takeoff the only time I have even a moment I'm not like close to sleeping was like happy oh yeah is I have to be in the window seat and I have to like angle myself so that way my head can be like propped up right here but I still can't I feel too like comfortability yeah I can't see yeah yeah you travel by yourself do you travel by yourself yeah that's probably the issue yeah it's like
20:18 a vulnerability yeah you have a barrier between the guy and the random person next to you it sounds like an opening to like hit on her like oh you travel by yourself I mean I'm available I never travel alone he's like I'm a fighter yeah I'll protect you don't don't worry you can sleep like I'm a really good middle seat I'm so good at middling yeah what seeds do you guys like I hope I like the aisle now me too I like items no you know when I was a kid I loved the window I feel too close for phobic aisle because I like peeing a lot it makes no difference to me at all I'll take middle I'm asleep I don't even know I'm in the middle seat I can't do aisle because my ████ legs are too long and the car so people will oh yeah so if I'm trying to sleep and then I'm constantly getting
21:08 woken up like that ████ pisses me off one time this guy was trying to steal like he was a big dude he was way bigger than me and he was trying to steal like he was his knees were wide open so I was like all right I could play this ████ game too dude so you put it over like this I do the same ████ I did it right these are always like yes my knees are touching I'm like I know I'm more comfortable with physical skin touch than that guy is and I Advanced shoulder like this I eventually ████ won yeah but you know the whole slightly yeah I could play this game you guys are on the aisle and the window seat doing that the guys in the middle [Laughter]
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