0:00 yeah there is there's places where you can walk in and they got jack off stalls with ████ everything hey bud uh what's going on with your people and masturbating [Music] serious question okay okay do you ever have this like ████ I have to bust a nut I have to jack off why would you like why would you say I would like to sub Joe ████ dude that was me like five minutes ago now you're making me thinking back oh ████ okay now go ahead yeah we've all been there I think everybody has a button okay dude do ladies at the bus nuts for sure nuts is a strong word for that one I'm speaking on behalf all late but I'm saying do you guys have to release that energy yeah is it like so out of control horny out of nowhere that you're like I gotta ████ bang one out like out of control as in
0:50 like you there's no control but you guys have no control no we have no control I'm just asking if such strong conviction and urge to do so conviction is good you know what I mean it takes you to that level yeah do you guys never get that like nonchalant yeah and when I think like even like that frustration of like ████ I just I'm really in this like hot mode I would say in junior high or high school is much more stronger the older you for guys yeah yeah I think so because for junior high I was just like oh my God I gotta ████ jack off and then you ████ run into a bathroom and beat it off dude it's like that but there's girls like that I know I talked to some and they're like there's women who are dead girls gotta get their nuts off too man but not every girl's like that no no I'm just like I don't think every guy is like that either I don't
1:41 think so every guys yeah I did yeah yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry what every ████ guy is like just wait hurry up and jack off back hurry up dude I'm not here dude but like but like my culture I am very I'm very Ninjutsu about it you know what I mean what does that mean I'm very sh you don't even know I was there there's been you're ninja jack off like I've been going to Walmart and then uh Walmart yeah I'm just at Walmart and a guy is beating off listening to porn and jacking off and then I was peeing and then this Cowboy next to me was like hey there's children in here I'll ████ you
2:33 up and I was like oh ████ I probably turned him on even more oh yeah yeah and then the porn got louder and ████ and then I was like oh he just turns Up the Volume oh really dude and then I think he was like after he died got done pissing he was like banging on the door I better stop that ████ and I was like oh ████ this guy's about to tear the door down dude he was like this big ass like old school Cowboy you know in Arizona yeah dude come on son ████ what's going on there stop ████ Walmart and I was like what the ████ this guy's about to get his ass kicked dude oh his first mistake was going to Walmart he don't got headphones bro come on I ████ got out of there dude speaking of your cool shirt I've done the Beats sorry when I connected to the speaker and then pick it up no the family vacations and ████ and you're just like all right and I'm like you know what definitely ████
3:24 I'll be back and I leave I forgot like my phone's connected to the speaker and then I'm like I can't hear it God damn and I'm turning it up and I'm just scaring like oh yeah let's see that big ████ Cog and I'm like what the ████ it's over there and everybody's like what the ████ and I'm like [Applause] [Laughter]
4:22 that's why you pointed at me Japanese would Japan and jack off why would I not point at you and who the ████ I know we we I'm saying we because like my ancient DNA is tied to that horniness it's so bad so uh there's a bit of kind of like this debate because of uh the way that people use convenience store restrooms there's definitely been Ninja Japanese that just kind of go in and use it and think is uh in their culture and inconvenience stores in Japan you can use their restrooms right you just kind of go in yes it's convenient exactly blowing out at the complete I don't know I don't know if that was as far as it would have normally go for everybody but feel free to educate me but you know what if you've ever been to a bathroom in Japan though it does have this feeling of I'll beat one off you know why because it's so clean it's very it's very comfortable put your feet up
5:13 it's not like a it's not like a bathroom here where it looks like somebody probably got murdered like one of the if you go on a road trip right you go in a gas station you're like man who who s███'s in here like it's scary right like if you go so if Japanese restaurants are they're clean public you go to the park you can lean on the walls dude it's got the days dude it's got the days if you feel self-conscious about going to the bathroom by yourself they already like play peeing noise yeah like that's like an ambient noise get the ████ out of here that's so next level yeah just so that you're not like you don't feel like you're the only one there I feel like the only place I would want to Buster that would be in the ████ restrooms now like she's like it's very inviting you know I only want to do it in my room no I gotta go to a convenience store but the uh the man that happened is that some people some people go there and they just kind of use it and then some people feel very compelled to have to be like can I use a
6:04 restroom like regardless even though it's like allowed to you still want to show proper manners and be like I you know may I use a Russian there's this uh sociology teacher though who is conflicted because he both has this very strong urge that he needs to bust a nut and he also has this very strong necessity to express his manners so he goes to uh a convenience store and he's like can I please use a restroom to masturbate why would you say that yeah you're just being polite but even dudes that masturbate don't say that can I go they don't even say even people need to take a ████ don't say can I use your bathroom to take a ████ they just go can I use the restroom he's don't say gentlemen no no I said honest person I'm just trying to be transparent hey you know what dude I would love if I was a store owner I would love if somebody asked me dude really get the ████ out of
6:55 here yes yeah thank you for being honest with me but no yeah you would stop what you're doing sure I want to thank you for being honest but get your sick ████ ass out of here oh it's bad but you know the restroom across the street is super down for them yeah they love it but what about but if you buy a hundred dollars worth of merchandise you could jerk off I would stutter I would start at ████ Japanese ████ restroom jack off Zone where there are a bunch of like whatever you already explained a business that they already have that's why I'm so surprised that what yeah yeah there is there's places where you can walk in and they got jack off stalls with ████ everything hey everything's ready to go hey bud uh what's going on with your people on master hey buddy uh what the ████ is up with these people
7:45 ████ I wonder if there's correlation to the uh decline in pregnancies and having children how much they masturbate oh why are you why why are you guys making it weird they also have love hotels no they're making it weird by making it like because because it's open hey hey man go home and check off in your room like a normal person tell them about the love hotels there's love hotels he's making it weird I'm making it weird I'm making it weird no you're not making it worse don't make it weird go jack off right here okay I'm gonna go squeeze one out dude go check out that bidet dude that's what happens when you don't have a prude Christian Nation for a country yes yes well uh they have love hotels that you can rent with your lover and you can um like let's say you have a girlfriend I love hotels or love motels it's themed
8:38 it's got cute little like themes it's not a prostitution ring no no no no that's the red light district that's different oh oh here's excuse me for assuming some gross ████ thing there's a whole other City the front desk I'll tell you why I'll tell you why wait she looks like a ████ get out of here so for ████ that love each other they make love in these Realms so it's not like here where it's easy to move out most people live with their family and then the walls are thin so that's why you don't have much privacy oh my God yeah that makes sense so then let's find a man they they yeah they knew that there was a yeah because if you're dating in college and you're like in your 20s like you want to do adult ████ but you can't bring a girl home because you got Grandma and uncle and everybody
9:29 yeah there's also similar to Korea has its ████ crazy if you want to beat off you're gonna get walked into yes this makes sense that's why it's so normal it's like even in Korea they have like a very very strong drinking culture which is why the love Motel makes sense everybody gets like super ████ up it's very casual to do that right and it's also very casual to just rent a really cheap motel for the night that's themed specifically for that stuff so it literally just every night there's this ecosystem I mean well I wasn't but dude when I was 17 I I couldn't afford no my love Hotel was my car that was a love Hotel well no one has cars out there that's the problem let's get some cars in that ████ make sure you don't ████ answer some money in love in the hotel you know find a little ████ dark street corner like every normal person yeah go to make out points I like the receptionist pushing away
10:19 ████ because this is only for love making yeah for the couples only they just come in and ████ it's like a net High ████ hey get the hell out of here you ████ I'm just like you ████ only for people that love each other in this ████ this is called a love Hotel love are you in love it says do they ████ walk by the hallways you can tell by the moans like oh that's not love noises love noises that's what we're looking for we're not looking for ah we're looking we want love making here that's love making noise sex not the ah there should be a love Hotel manager it's a lot noise excuse me it doesn't sound like you're making any love they got the clipboards yeah I got people waiting like they're
11:10 out of here I know right don't ever come back here again with that ████ ████ ah this whole ████ segment got me rock hard I appreciate it [Music] foreign
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