0:00 [Music] welcome back to another phenomenal episode of the careful boys for today warning dude give me a round of applause what's War told you last time Red Bull the ████ red a Red Bull every off the Record every three videos every off the Record he needs a Red Bull no warning oh my goodness you what you Donald Trump how he drink like 20 of those a day how what's the average day average oh how many I don't drink these I don't drink I don't drink these anymore I only drink them one on my JK do you like Donald Trump or love like or love welcome back to a super ridiculous episode of the car boys where today we hope to be sponsored by Red Bull eventually thank you Steve Green I would love to be sponsored by I
0:50 would love to I get my shin tatted if the team get sponsored by Red Bull Beck I think all we got to do is just email them but we never made the we never tried I'll do it dude we dance you guys don't give a ████ all right here we go can you connect us with Red Bull you do so many things about Red Bull check it out we don't do cool stuff this is pretty cool conversation cross I could spin around in the CH oh this is Extreme Talking Dude oh that's true it's extreme talking they do e Sports this is like lateral I I know how to pitch I'm going to be like do you want to be a part of a group you do Extreme Sports Extreme this but have you been around a guys that does extreme speaking we do all the controversial things he's got a point there yeah dude it's really gooders nobody could talk for this long I think we could we could maybe start pushing that campaign and see how much momentum it builds in like six or seven years hey what if we had one of those
1:40 big red bulls where you take the lid off and it has red bulls with ice in it what about at the end of the year we build a float that flies off the cliff in the Red Bull flying games you oh yeah but the entire time we're just talking I'll pilot it bro I'll pilot it no dude we're just going to talk extremely around just go like this right yeah we're dead yeah we're dead talk extremely so here's the question all right we're going to get intimate we're going to get personal we're going to get private what is something weird that you do and you wonder if other people do as well oh interesting I don't think anyone does what I do you got to tell me y'all are already beating me I know that I'm pretty normal you got to tell me what's weird cuz I think it's normal we should probably wait for Joe yeah we wa for there are like normal ones where I hear like dudes on the internet say like they've never like like smell their balls
2:31 that's gay you don't smell your balls no but like if you don't do it that's kind of stupid how do you what do you mean you got you got to check you got to check you got to check but you also kind of know at this point when you're a little smelly no cuz for sure but certain like boxers ████ ████ up you know and then and it's like all right do I need three like three showers do I need two showers you know so you be chicken ball chicken but I've heard guys say like no dude that's ████ weird that's ████ weird I like that guy I don't like the way he talk no he sucks dude that's the internet guy guy yeah yeah that guy ████ sucks hey why you smelling your balls you're ████ gay and you wonder if the world does this too other people yeah that means you also think it's weird too yeah but I don't think I anything I do is weird but the world thinks I'm weird there's nothing that you do that you think is weird no nothing but people think I'm weird and I think you're weird because
3:21 you're not comfortable with yourself oh you're very weird though kind of bar you're that's weird for even thinking that with all due respect you're very strange person yeah you're probably it's not strange one here that might be true they live in delusion and I don't and I'm the weird one yeah that's a delusional you live in Freedom you live in Freedom Joe Joe I see objective realities them Joe's pretty free dude yeah he's like he's figured out the Matrix he's for sure the most free yeah yeah definitely that song lonard Skinner Freebird that was about me yeah I believe it what yeah like what type of ████ like smelling your ball like what's weird yeah what is weird Weir you do so I Inspire my brain oh I got you I ████ love killing ants yeah okay I love it I think I'm kind of weird about it they say that's sociopath activity I think it's probably the murders I think
4:13 that they just pushed me too hard do you get creative with it why act if you get creative with it it's that might be a little weird no I I I just have a method now vacuum isolate like like remove they how they're getting into my home you you find the trail find the trail isolate where coming from seal it and then I do my favorite part burn the rest I vacuum those ████ vacu oh I do that too vacuum I'm a big fan of that and I do feel like I have a little too much fun when I do that um recently it's been more mosquitoes in my house and like I'll SP I'll spend I'll spend way too long killing mosquitoes in the gym like so I have I'll be training clients sometimes this is bad business but it's fine and I just won't pay attention to them cuz I'm trying to kill these ████ mosquitoes but at the end it's a long game because for them it's like
5:03 they don't want to get bit by mosquitoes yeah know you're helping I got to ████ take care of this you know why is vacuuming insects so fun though it's so fun I don't know did you know that toilets evaporate when you leave them too long without flushing no I did not know that say that again why are you telling me that I left a home for quite some time I'm not going to tell you the duration and when I got home all my toilets were empty Oh you mean the water evaporates yeah you said the toilet evaporates the whole porcelet ball a little confused toilet water has Joe been gone for 100,000 years the porcelain evaporated Joe's just been Joe's not weird though yeah yeah toilet water the toilet water makes sense but that's pretty crazy but I didn't it's so much water what does this have to do with the prom but but but
5:53 listen listen still there's so much water right and he's wondering if anybody else takes sh it doesn't care all I'm asking is is have you have you waited that long okay and did you know that when it evaporates fully the Cockroaches and bugs come out from underneath and then when I got home I was like I got to go pee right so I'm I open the ████ thing cockroaches pulled out I'm peeing all over ████ cockroaches and ████ and I was like oh my God this ████ the toilet Bowl's empty of water I'm unloading cockroaches are like oh go to shower go to shower you know and then after I flush vacuum time and then I just ████ vacu your own pee no the Cockroach you peed on but you peed on
6:43 them and then you flush them and then you vacumed your piss no around the toilet bow they already at this time they ran they're like they're all over the bathroom tiny ones and they just got urine on them and they're just going everywhere and I'm just catching them we do have a little uh bug gun that feels a little sadic what's that kind you know it's a salt gun work pretty well yeah we have it in the gym because the Gym's like a warehouse you know so we'll get whatever is it like a super soer but with like spray like salt like a shotgun assault what can you kill with it uh anything we're we're bopping black widows yeah we're taking the mothership down yeah love it that feels pretty good and that is a little sadistic but I yeah I don't know where they started that but I heard when you're a kid if you kill bugs you have I maybe the route to go that way early path Nikki told me that I'm not allowed to walk walk with her while holding a fly water and I have it
7:33 because of mosquitoes dude you have electric one no I she won't even let me get it yeah those get the electric tennis racket one you don't have to smack anything she says it's too it's weird it's too weird if so we're walking around her neighborhood and I'm holding a I'm holding flash you're protecting her her interest Sal gun has like Scopes and lasers you can attach to it you can build it out yeah you can build it out cool send me a link my mosquitoes are hella small you got to ████ aim small Miss no it's that's kind of fun yeah cuz you miss a lot but it's kind of fun but it does spray like a shotgun does that mean there just salt everywhere in the gym yeah but it's like but when you when you have a fly swatter right and it lands on Nikki do you smack on the shoulder or something I would wait for it to move from Nikki but then how do you just catch it in the air with a SW you like that oh you wait for it to land on the wall you ████ hit that no dude with the electric electric like the electric one you can hit air and then it's so satisfying cuz it goes
8:25 sometimes they cook bro and and it it it it it just makes it so much easier to kill the the insect and you just see them F just in a second dude they're doneo between you and Nikki who gets bit more oh Nikki for sure they love her brown skin for some reason it's weird oh I know something weird I do besides periscoping your ████ besides that I do that too though so yeah no I don't that's weird I like efficiency so I feel like but then this is also one of those things where I'm like with Joe where I feel like it's weird that other people don't do that so for me if I do things multiple times then in my brain I'm like okay cool if I'm already going to do this this is part of my routine my routine needs to be as efficient as possible so I don't waste time so for example if I come back from working out and it's like lunchtime I run into the bathroom turn on the hot
9:17 water go to my fridge pull out the meal prep because I know the time that it takes for the water to get warm I could put that in the microwave I hit the microwave to turn to uh heat the meal prep I go back into the shower take off half of my clothes and then so in 4 minutes I can shower make my food take off my clothes and be ready to eat and in 10 minutes I'm done showering eating making my food and everything versus no that's not weird versus I versus like let's say I feel like if I'm like with regular people around me they'll you'll look like you're like a psych they'll do the same thing but it took them 30 minutes and then they're like wait how did you just do all that in like 4 minutes I'm like because I do this every single day so it's my routine theer do this do four different erands at one time I do the same I do the same but some of mine are a little Weir so it be like shower sink toothbrush take take
10:11 a ████ oh okay you know what I mean yeah yeah it does get a little weirder yeah I can't mix those yeah it takes a little weirder but I PE shower take a take yeah yeah same idea yeah I'll pee in the shower yeah that's whatever but not poop I'm not no I'm not pooping in the shower the shower's just do you own your home the shower is evaporating and you pee in your shower yeah disgusting I pee in my shower too you don't pee in shower no not since I became a homeowner only when I was a renter but but I am pretty polite I don't like I'm not like peeing on my wall it's a standup really nice tile one I'm I'm going straight to the metal drain that's what I do I'm I'm a gentleman I pee straight into the drain so that's not weird me trying to like ficient I do something similar brush my straight into the drain dude I'll I'll floss for like like 30 minutes that's a little weird that's a little why so long cuz I just I get obsessive with it are you sure you do it for 30 minutes dude
11:02 I'll I'll watch a whole episode of a TV show with Tiff and I'm just flossing the whole time and like I I stand up because I don't want to floss next to her so I like stand by the kitchen and I'm like flossing for like 30 minutes and I think recently I go that's a little too long this isn't like something I choose I'll bleed a little bit too I'll bleed and I'll Tak me 30 seconds go that's a little OCD that's a little OCD that's my OCD is like my so M's kind of tapped into that I had like um bad anxiety and it always like goes to my stomach so sometimes I don't like plan my day around my poops but it's definitely in the back of my head you get IBS too yeah like food a little bit food a little bit and anxiety so I'm definitely like planning all right when I got to kind of eat something so I can kind of poop somewhere I want to poop I'm a big not public pooper I really don't like that that's where I feel like sometimes this is going to sound weird but I feel like I'm not like a dude's dude D just like whip out their dick and piss anywhere like I
11:53 want to piss in a bathroom I'm not like I'm a want to piss in dud dudes are just like ████ it on a golf course like yeah bro Outdoors just swear people do that ████ all the time yeah yeah yeah I don't like that and then the pooping same thing I a little nervous they do they do but I don't I'm not trying to like fart in front of him I don't like that so like I like going to like the you know a little one staller you know have your like this room cuz we don't do that ████ I hate that around he's always ripping ass and laughing at it I'm like the ████ yeah you guys do breathing exercises before going into urinal so you can hold your breath yeah I do that if it's stanking yeah yeah yeah yeah I always assume it's going to be stanking so I do like two or three deep breaths in order to be able to hold it for like over 30 seconds and then I walk in and take my piss it's a fun game but the funny thing is when you're like little ████ up or whatever depending on the event or whever you're at you end up just anyway you're taking deep breath
12:43 and you're like was that worth it but it's the challenge that you like yeah can I pee wash my hands and leave on one breath that's what I try to do cuz it's better to just not have to take in a big wolf but you go yeah just a little bit just to get out dude just a little O2 I also I this for doing that I mentioned this before and it's only when I mentioned this here and you guys were like really that I was like oh maybe this is weird but I hate falling asleep in traffic and one of the most successful things oh as a passenger as a driver you know when you're falling asleep cuz it's just like a late night or something how do you fall asleep driving fall asleep d i do driver I'm like that too yeah I got to I can't I got to slap my face Yer when I get tired I get tired so the way but why don't you pull over and just go to sleep rather than falling asleep and still trying to drive so here's the weird part you ████ guy all right in order to stay awake
13:33 I'll turn ████ some like porn on on my phone I tried that because you told me it didn't work you're weird that's what I'm saying I pulled over and jacked off okay the audio alone I'm already like wa you listen adult film soundtracks yeah because late night drives cuz I'm driving no I I understand so but it'll wake me up I'll just go I've done that too and I'm not I'm somewhere in between I'm not going to straight fall sleep but it just roll the window down and turn on some really loud music that usually I'll be I'll say this need go to sleep I need go sleep it doesn't work for me the only thing that works is I feel like you could chug through not if it so it depends there's there's a there's regular Bart right and then there's like ████ emergency Bart if it's emergency Bart I can get myself into like Adrenaline Rush situation but
14:25 then yeah get whatever done but then I won't be able to sleep for like the next 12 hours yeah emergency is a completely different adrenal when adrenaline's there if you're not in adrenal it's not necessary to get so crazy so so porn didn't work on you to keep you awake I tried I put on I was like I still like so IM imagine imagine a cop walks up to Bart's truck wrapped around a tree and he sees Bart pass out of sleep with porn on bad I just need to pull over and just take a quick like little 10-minute nap and then I feel I tried his technique and I pulled over jacked off and then I went back to driving now you feel awake you more sleepy I feel sleepy I got even more sleepy you got eat some sour candies that helps I won't always have gummy bears on you got to be ready dude you got to be ready always got to have okay I'm just saying it's a weird thing that I do I'm wondering if other porn doesn't W me up in the ████ wake me
15:17 up that's weird it wakes me up here's another thing I I always do when I'm eating I always take off my shoes that's a little weird really yeah like yesterday at the tii restaurant always take off my shoes know you take off your I don't know why and I always cross my legs and it doesn't matter how nice the restaurant is I'm taking off my shoes and that's how I feel comfy you just feel com you a steakhouse you're taking off your shoes ████ yeah he's a customer he's paying for cool oh I know something that's considered pretty weird I gargled with I gargle with ocean water when I go swimming it's a little odd yeah you clear the throat dude just swimming and then sometimes water gets in my mouth and I go and I'm I just don't spit it out I mean I gar you're swimming and it get okay well yeah well sometimes I'm just swimming and I'm like oh the natural Waters of Hawaii like being little odd my neighbor
16:09 thinks I'm weird cuz I Pace while I'm while I'm watching sports what do you mean I feel like that makes sense cuz you you're ████ hear that I do anything phone calls like real serious phone calls I Pace like I past dur and everything yeah I can't ████ sit down fights that I'm really looking forward to I can't watch sitting down no way I got to be standing up no way one with food it's not that weird cuz I think everyone does it when they're young but just still do it is like if I have a big plate of a bunch of stuff like Thanksgiving or something and maybe this is like my Eating Disorders but like I always eat the stuff that's not very good first oh yeah I do that I do that too you know I feel like that's like a 8-year-old thing but I still do like all right I Best For Last yeah I got to like slam this broccoli then I'll get this steak in then we're going mashed potatoes and mac and cheese yeah yeah I'll do ████ like that the ████ though that's my favorite one dude stuffing mashed potatoes all day yeah oh I got another one this is I hate it when my body tells me what to do so for example
17:00 so when you turn on the porn you're just like to sleep no yeah like so if I'm like let's say I'm like sitting here and then like let's say um it's been 30 minutes and I need a pee and I just peed 30 minutes ago I'm like oh you think you really need a pee ████ you're not peeing for another hour you hold it yeah or if I'm like uh if I'm like just like just in water or something and I'm like oh I need to breathe I'm like oh you ████ little ████ you need a ████ little breathe breathe again then I'm like you got to you're going to hold your breath for another like 30 seconds but that just called discipline and gangster but I don't think people like put themselves through that withhold themselves from peeing yeah or like ████ I'm like oh you going to give me a ████ ████ and I'm like purposely just sit I'll do that till my tummy hurts a little bit push so you have an internal bully is what you have I think so maybe okay I like to wait a little bit you let it stoop yeah for poops I like to kind of push it a little bit is like how long can I wait the poop oh yeah even if I'm
17:51 cold I'm like oh going I need a jacket oh ████ complain about how cold it is then take off my shirt and go outside even more I just stand there like yeah a little weird oh if I wake up in the middle of the night you know you ever wake up in the middle of night you can't fall back asleep yes dude I ████ throw on a K's video gone gone I'm snoring before it before at the minute that's not [Music] real [Music]
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