0:00 [Music] brazil's military is dealing with uh quite a bit of controversy because the um is all the soldiers got fat asses now too sexy standard issue butt lift too sexy so their military has been buying a lot of viagra what glot really like 35 000 viagra pills can you buy that on base maybe it's for training it's not for training oh it's not okay the military's buying not the not the uh like the the department's buying not the individual brazilian military is it their marines or navy or army this is military oh so it's on paper as like an expense yep like you're buying like 40 torpedoes and then also 35 thousand dollars worth cialis and viagra yeah that's right
0:51 so is that bad uh the generic version of viagra is what they're buying by the way in 25 saving money for the government right 25 milligrams 50 milligram doses okay um since 2020. so like that's quite a lot of viagra and everyone's like what the ████ is going on well it's also known um to help when people have hypertension so if you have if you have pulmonary hypertension yeah um that's what it was used for yeah for blood pressure yeah regulator so they're like wait wait it's not what you think it's for hypertension it's a cheap alternative for hypertension but they're giving all of their servicemen serious ████ boners obviously right they're treating the hypertension they didn't know they're gonna be dealing with this so they're just like man my hypertension is gone but dude i got hypertension down here bro you're right it's tension it's of tension lots of hypertension what do you
1:41 do if you're dealing with a lot of tension down there you need attention down you need to ████ get it sucked off or something so guess what they had to do all day no i wish they had to go to a bravo it's just about how they they have hypertension the rest is up to us or they sucked each other off for us but we can only dream we have to fill in the blanks yeah i think that's part of training i think it's good for training i mean the thai military would have probably done it that way that's what they did right they got the ████ come from the brazilian military hey trade relations man wow you got to keep them up have any of you guys taken viagra nope no i haven't we should have ████ brought back nigel i hear some people that like to party uh they don't need it but they'll take half to like go the extra mile i'm curious i heard that i would do it i would do it in a second if we all did it together i would do it
2:31 only we did together with the boys and we're all just raging ████ boners we're sweating and we're together that's it together only if we're in a sauna we're all doing it together all of us like yo steve walks out he's like yeah that's not true he knocks over his ████ laptop if i'm driving a go-kart i don't know if it was one of our friends but someone told me that they took it without having erectile dysfunction and then it ████ them up afterwards and that's what scared me i was like above nine hours like that kind of ████ like it was a long time yeah isn't that a really like harsh thing you have to do to fix that i heard it's like a shot or something yeah you want to get it like drained or something yeah we did an article where this guy had to ████ um get it surgically like helped and ████ like they had to cut his dick so blood would actually they had to bleed it dude dude apparently uncle roger's taking those
3:21 things like they're ████ jelly beans i don't have an uncle orgies and ████ damn right based off of what he said too can't you just bust a nut and then and it go down that's what he says he says that's never going up against anything that goes wrong apparently sometimes something doesn't go down uncle roger said on the record because it wasn't off the record i was there he said i took the viagra you come you never come again in your life you never get hard again that's what he said that's what he said that's why i'm scared to take it if i don't have dick problems scares me uncle roger can't get hard anymore yeah that is pretty scary that's why people take half of it half of them well they take it with alcohol too a lot of people yeah whoa i don't know how i used to do so many drugs in a night and like now i
4:11 hear these things and i'm like wow that sounds excessive doesn't it what was your stack back in the day like it was a normal night so there used to be this thing called suicide because you remember back in the day when we saw all the sodas yeah this is all the stories all the soda it came from that because like when you're a kid you're like you ready to suicide and there was what's that and you think it's like bad right because it's like you go to the soda machine and you're like i'm gonna put in some coke and then i'm gonna put some orange ████ drinks you're like what you could do that ████ i did like that right he's crazy those same ████ dumbass kids came up with the idea of you know what we'll do i'm a ████ take a hit a weed right here and i'ma ████ take a pill right here i'll ████ do a little bit of hitta cake and i'm going dude dude gotta play with the glow stick man and i think those are the kind of kids over the edge yeah yeah that's right do i hit a glow stick dude crack it open so
5:02 none of them would die i don't know but but they called it suicide at times they'll be so anti-suicide for them to die i remember one day um we were on some pills we did eat this was like when i was like 14 or 15. how many of them how many substances did you do so i did e we were coming down on e so we did acid and then we went to an after party and then some guy had some weed and then the weed they laughed because they said someone put prozac in it whoa what does prozac do i think it's like an antidepressant but it was the weirdest ████ trip i've ever had but it was probably because of the combination of the acid in the weed and it just so happens that someone had more acid so we fried some more so we didn't you fried the ass no no acid is called frying oh it's called double double dose noob
5:53 anthony's never done acid before you guys oh my god yeah depression panic attacks obsessive compulsive disorder and also bulimia whoa whoa prozac i don't know probably makes you feel really but i think it was really the combination between the weed and the acid that was the most craziest trip what did you see yeah what did what happened where did you go i was just like really in my head and then i was just thinking in deep thought chasing different thoughts talking to friends like trying to calm down like trying to get into the sober state but the scariest thing was watching my friends in repeat like i had my one buddy um he had a hula hoop and he kept going like that and then he would the hula hoop would go up and he would catch it you know how you yeah yeah yeah slide it like that and he kept going and then that music video uh you know that song i see you baby
6:45 shaking that ass you know yeah that was playing and until he started repeating that and then other people started repeating that everyone kept saying it over and over and over and i was like shut the ████ up and then they're looking at me like i'm being mean and they're like oh you're giving us a bad trip man and i'm all like ████ and then i had to go to a different room and i spent the rest of the time just talking on aim like just just save me were you telling people shut the ████ up did you have a bad trip yeah i mean every it was it was kind of weird you know like i just remember going in and out of it and then like feeling like i'm doing the same thing like like that over and over you got caught in the loop yeah so it felt like a loop yeah and then people were pacing back and forth around me and i'm like i think everyone else was or maybe they were and then some people were talking and laughing and joking and then so i just went on my friend's computer and i was just
7:36 chatting with all my friends trying to sober up and ████ and then like i was talking to sober people and they were grounding me because i was i know they're sober so i'm like i know you're talking like so like just ████ keep chatting with me yeah i've seen friends get caught in the loop like that too and it's like the hardest thing it's like an inception where you don't know if this is real or not and you need that ████ spinny spin to to tell you like yeah but we don't know what happened what is the result of that like what do you think that's mostly from is it just from the acid i don't know which drug i think prompt that ████ behavior i think definitely it's for sure the drug but then like it also has to do with like you and like your energy and your intention in that moment your attitude but this was like six in the morning too oh ████ i couldn't go to sleep we're out of this person's house and then my friend decides to let's go so i'm like all right so we get in the car and his ass is still ████ up so we're looping around this whole neighborhood
8:26 and we're getting paranoid so i'm like dude how come we're not going home we're just we've been passing the house three four times and then he's like i'm too tired i can't think anymore so we finally get out we finally get out right and then like you know when you're like seeing like people walk their dogs and jogging in the morning and just like they ████ nowhere high they're gonna call the cops we gotta go home and ████ right get all paranoid get paranoid and then we went to a ████ ralph's parking lot and the next thing i know is i'm being woken up by a security guard hitting the ████ window like you guys got to get out of here and then like i don't even remember like sleeping i just remember we were pulling up teleported huh and then we're at the parking lot and boom i'm knocked out i'm waking up and the security guard's knocking on the thing and i'm just like oh ████ and then we go home it's like moon night there's just like blood all over yeah
9:18 yeah yeah when it was like what just probably middle of the day because it was already 6 a.m right they probably like knocked on your door like this was probably like 10 at that time there's customers already yeah it was like 10 or 11. don't want your kids to do drugs just show them this ████ video show them joe's story all right that that sounds so annoying i don't want it i dude my friend spent half the night trying to look at his eyes dude i was like he was just cross side trying to get him focused i was laughing for an hour straight so he's in the loop no no he was talking to us and in the middle of the conversation he goes like that right and we're like yo yo yo yo you okay and he's like oh i was trying to see my eyes dude people on drugs are so ████ annoying we're like yeah that's crazy like if you don't get it it
10:09 looks like what and we were dying cuz like i couldn't process what he was saying but he was looking at the back of his eye trying to look at his eyeball well i figured yeah he's like oh like he was coming and ████ we're like whoa whoa whoa i thought we were going to collapse backwards because he was ████ looking back so hard and he's like oh i was trying to see my own eyes and then you walked away and i was like what the ████ he never saw his eyes again no nick he kept going like this and ████ cause i think he was trying to look at his the back of his head and something i went to me and nikki were at this ████ you know how you go to like some douchey la thing and then they're like hey dude this is going to be a psychedelic experience and like okay cool and then you so i i wasn't on anything i think that's what you're supposed to do so i just go into this ████ tent and it's like i'm supposed to be psychedelic you're not on anything i don't know dude i was just some ████ ellie dude it's probably the ████ crystals and the
11:00 ████ things that they do around you and you're like oh or the wisdom well that and like you know how you go to these places it's like we're artsy and it's like you know now you have an art experience you're like whatever whatever i already hate all this why not just immerse myself in the hatred of all this ████ so that i go in this tent and they have you laid out on a bean bag and they're everyone and you have to wait like forever to get in there of course i'm like welcome to your experience and like god damn it doesn't suck right you would love that and then i go in there and it's like ████ screen savers everywhere and it's like you can talk you can tell the artist thought this was like the deepest most molecular thing that ever happened and like you could tell you just he like smokes weed or drops out and he's like he's like dude this ████ takes you to a ████ different plane like you're allowed to experience like a different endeavor than perhaps the most humanity can like you just see like if we got five monitor screen savers in some ████
11:52 beanbag chairs honestly the bouncing ball that doesn't hit the corner is like deeper than the ████ like you you see a ████ moth like turn into a butterfly like turn into a ████ caterpillar it's like oh it shouldn't go in that order and he's like exactly okay yeah and then you're in space but then it's like space just all looks the same copy paste it all across the thing because you think they couldn't afford to do much more and it just decided to see the pattern repeat yeah i was so annoyed and like looking at my ████ phone the whole time and just being like man me and nikki both the best thing about nikki is like we both look at life the same way and so we're both just now like this guy i thought he's so ████ good that's the best but when you look into your left and right and people that were on ████ were like oh yeah this is it yeah oh yeah but that's how annoying it is to
12:43 be the sober one while everyone's ████ like tanked around you or like at least were they what were they on ecstasy i don't know now but now that i was in there i was like man everyone's ████ based off this description it's definitely an acid type of place to be mushrooms or acid uh well for example like shrooms i'm like i need to go to nature right whereas acid to see like the idea of like you know butterfly to cocoon or whatever i feel like that stuff's much more acid triggering that's true acid is like the back posters of hot topic sure but glowy posters the black light but acid is also looking at those posters and realizing that they're not like visual they're actually like a language if you're like on it you wouldn't see it like a visual poster you would understand it as if it was speaking so you sound like the artist and i hate you being a 14 year old boy on acid you
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