0:00 [Music] so did you guys know that 200 years before they did the famous witch trials the salem witch yes there was werewolf trials in europe what yeah i'm not kidding that's sick as ████ that guy's too hairy no dude they were convicting men and some women of transforming into werewolves and mutilating they might be dominican there are certain ethnic groups that our nationalities that are just more prone to hearing history armenian dominican you've brought you the murderer is really hairy really ████ hairy it's a joke about like women having mustaches like chest hair right yeah i don't know about that part mustaches it's a thing
0:51 yeah and the arms they're convicted of eating kids and mutilating them oh no okay that is a lot more than just hairy skin while being accused of being werewolves i mean wait did they find did it come because like kids were being missing and eaten and then they're like what the heck yeah they would they would find mutilated kids so they didn't think maybe a ████ pedophile no no no no no no or a walleye they're like it's probably a werewolf yeah yeah or is it like how did they just have somebody that they were suspected of werewolf and just wait for a full moon ████ idiot what's the difference between a werewolf and a lichen what the ████ is that what is the liken lichens are are um they're the albino werewolves got it okay sorry when i was when i was you guys hear that from uh kate beck and sells uh uh underworld underworld ████ it's the vampires versus the likes they
1:42 didn't say werewolves though so i was like what's it like a werewolf then i don't know that's why i was asking i ████ that dude this movie kate beck and said i'm gonna find what a ████ liking is l-y-c-a-n that's all i know yeah i like no like lichen's got to be its own thing yeah is that different from werewolves too oh they are what the ████ what are they just calling werewolves oh no wonder my friend's name is like liking something he owns wolves they're a second breed werewolves i was actually kind of right oh second breed wait can i have some presents so what's the first ████ anthony dude yeah you did pretty good i'll give it to you man what's the second breed they're a second breed of werewolves i think the first breed is werewolf yeah that's six so what's the second breed lichens so you mean like so like it's like if i get bit and i'm i'm turned into a werewolf then you're liking you're liking me oh i'm a lycan i'm not a werewolf because you're the second breed now
2:32 i do think i do think we're making this up hold on no this is all historical fact i'm on underworld.fandom.com i thought i was a werewolf and what about team jacob what's that one team jacob is is um that fool's a creep bro yeah that's he's a werewolf in real life no in the movie oh i'm like oh hey that's what that floor didn't he ████ up in real life and then why you like stop working at it really look it up taylor lautner i thought i thought everybody loved him no no that's the other guy edward he was a weirdo the new batman batman dude everyone ████ swoons over that jacob but now that he's playing batman get the ████ out of here no you know he's batman i don't know i don't want him to be batman he's a good batman oh you just look you know what he doesn't look tough he doesn't he looks like a ████ in the suit yeah i'll be honest scrawny right batman looks like he's a 14 year old kid in a halloween like bart you know that's
3:22 what i was gonna say he's gonna go work out with bart man come on get him right for the movie please why don't you hit him up maybe he's the modern man no he's going to come in and be like i'm going to cancel you i'm going to cancel it i'm going to write a ████ tit i'ma write some ████ on twitter i'll open letter about you oh that's his power dude he even says on the trail he's like i'm vengeance what do you think that is that's like karen ████ yeah there's an open letter to gotham city stop the crime guys two joker i don't really like the way you're like handling all this stuff right now i love the mini keyboard i might ████ like this guy why are you guys doing crimes tonight i need to go to sleep okay wait so um so you guys are going to see it what year were they doing these uh
4:12 werewolf trials in europe in 16th and 17th centuries and did they say which countries all throughout europe holy ████ yeah did they say how many people ended up like uh dying in these trials but it's tough because historical records are whack and so like the historical records would say like you know they were werewolves you know what i mean were they as dumb as the witch ones for sure because the which ones are like this they're like we're gonna drown you and if you're a witch you're gonna come back to life you're going to of course nobody's going to do that situation but also they were tortured and then many of them admitted to being werewolves well because they're being tortured so they killed them anyway they admitted it and they're like i knew it let's kill them yeah by the way the internet today is basically the same ████ like they admitted it that's the best ████ they're gonna
5:02 ████ love it we just got instagram werewolf trials nowadays that's true i mean humans haven't changed much right it's just now on online form people still have the mob and like there are real witches today though you know they're like uh actual witch uh club sectors um edu uh not educational like training there's like you you train you get into like different like which circles and then i forget what uh what the word is when you're in training you're uh wiccan i think that's what witchcraft is wiccans or something there is something for when you are talking about um are they effective they're trying to like bring back these like celtic things or like like how like europe lost its traditions to christianity yeah i like not like not like the witches that we know where they write a brooms trick
5:53 thinking they're like well those like i know a little bit closer to that but more in like the tarot card reading realm oh like the cyber oh they are considered witches like the like the traveling gypsies and stuff that have a crystal ball and ████ but they like literally consider themselves witches and there's like a ritual it's for people to like learn be educated in it and then be uh ordained as like a fellow witch i want the halloween witches i like that new harry potter ████ where people are like ████ taking way too seriously it's pretty hilarious i love harry potter so whatever i like not into harry potter i like that old school ████ like how they have the like the druids and like all those like those guys that that are trying to be europe before the catholics came that s███'s crazy druids dude always god they are like painting themselves all these they look like hella tribal and stuff yeah it's pretty dope before merlin are you more vampires or werewolves what do you
6:44 guys think i think i like werewolves i feel like werewolves more if i could choose to be one where's it no no i wouldn't i don't know why is werewolves whack what about teen wolf i'm more cuz i'm thinking blade kind of vampire yeah i like michael j fox yeah no but he's a he's a day walker day walker yeah vampire world is way better and he's black so he's got swag he's definitely true you can't just like say vampires in general are just like more silent they're sexual they're all pale though you know sex appeal yeah tell me what's ████ werewolves like hump ████ that's true werewolves are cucks dude yeah it's all about vampires they have no control of themselves yeah that's true i think werewolves need a like a overhaul like branding yeah
7:35 they need a better movie to kind of just put them out there yeah but like do werewolves um again just please correct me if i'm wrong do werewolves have to because they turned into werewolves on the full moon of the month right um it depends because sometimes they turn werewolves on the moonlight sometimes they play basketball and slam kind of yeah that's true but then when you think about a vampire you think like a smooth like seductive dude and when you think of a werewolf you're like rapists get out of here yeah i kind of get you always give that vibe in movies don't they yeah we can kind of rape you yeah the werewolves are usually like the ████ peasants or like an ironworker and ████ and they're like ████ dirty i'm thinking about it vampires are like potter i'm thinking about professional lupine from harry potter what do you think the kid in teen wolf what do you think the kids on the other team thought was going on like you got a ████ werewolf on her team yo
8:25 michael j fox suck it from half at halftime he like grows all his ████ hair then you don't think that to each other like hey what the ████ going on i think he was traveling bro he barely dribbled the whole time yeah he was traveling absolutely but you see in all those in all those werewolf scenarios it's like you live a normal life and then you have that secondary life but i feel like for vampires it's like you only live the vampire life because you can't be out during the day you're you're only it's so dope yeah that's like the john wick underworld like once you're an assassin you're just an assassin that's it that's what i think about werewolves it's like okay silver bullet that's all they got everything else is like whatever there's not much like density to it yeah you know what i'm saying rose are whack bro really and i also like that part in blade where like you know he's still a vampire so he still ████ fiends for human blood so he has to give him those injections he's like can you see his face you felt it i was like oh ████ i was
9:16 gonna get to these chills right now dude but also too there's way more vampire movies than there are werewolf movies i don't like how werewolves you don't know yourself like you become something else and you just like have amnesia like it's kind of like fight club you know spoiler alert and you ruin your clothes you're like you can't my mom gave me this yeah you wake up ████ express yeah at least when you're a vampire you know you're being a piece of ████ because you're doing it all yeah but then you gotta like prey on humans specifically right like that's easy that's easy i mean unless it's like interview like a interview with the vampire where he like you know got the the rats and the dogs and ████ that's then i wouldn't want to be a vampire that's the way dexter you pick on s█████ people oh that's true are the people that wronged you
10:06 you're a little ████ and i want to ████ suck your blood co-workers vampires are like coke addicts and then werewolves they're more like meth heads yeah yeah that's true like it's the dif that's the difference you sure like really really bad method yeah cuz werewolves are up all night too that's when the crazy comes out one of the things i wanted to say real quick to end this um because you guys are often about doing equal punishment it's been the theme of the day i would say yeah um they one of the things that they did to the alleged werewolves is they would strap them to like a a big cart wheel i don't know and then they spin his ass remove his skin with hot pinchers and chop off his head before burning his
10:56 body the stick they really definitely thought he's a werewolf wow why they had no other proof besides the guy just admitting to it i mean they're this is this is they're just playing a game of mafia they did have drawings of him as a werewolf though [Laughter] it was pretty easy to convince people to ████ back then look at this drawing right here that's him as a world over my heart when i saw it how did people like that back then actually build castles and ████ that's like dummies dude i wonder where the ████ origin of the like the idea of the werewolf came to be or or it existed they just made it up dude but what are the places you made it up i just saw one hairy ass european guy dude where did batman come from the armenian guy bit a kid
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