0:00 [Music] everybody knows that elon musk is really really huge about uh constantly talking about world population decline and how that's a huge thing for the human race that's why it's like you know his ethos for going to mars he's tweeting recently mars population zero you know i mean he's congratulating people anybody's got a big family or he's trying to work on he's congratulating them he's probably you know really just trying to put out there that everybody should be making children and at the same time elon musk has reportedly had twins with a neuro-link executive and this news just heard of this ████ that's kind of crazy like romantically or robotically maybe more robotically if it's elon i need more children yes i don't care if i'm the father i just need more offspring like that maybe
0:50 because i think elon ████ dude i think elon comes in a cup dude i feel like he gets a ball gag on and grimes whips them in the ass hole okay he spreads his ████ cheeks and he she goes like on the bull's eye oh my god he's got to be a freak yeah dude he's ████ on amber heard and all this ████ well during the case though i heard he was quite the simple he was simping out he was sipping so hard you're the richest man in the world like you should be simping right also i bet amber heard you how to play him too abrahart is ████ nuts she's crazy not if you're a true alpha dude if you're true alpha you don't want to be sympathy yo i bet you true i bet amber heard took a ████ on his bed dude maybe i bet i bet she took a i bet she took a ████ in his testicles it was just her love languages she probably collected the stool sample and ████ made robots out of it i bet she had a whole birthday cake before a bunch of funfetti
1:40 [Laughter] yeah i feel like that's the trope like that's the stereotype because yeah because you because you're so big and powerful but then really you just won't be hugged yeah yeah cause for me i'm like dude if i had unlimited money the kind of games i could play imma send mariachi bands to you 24 ████ seven you're gonna walk down the street is that romantic or is that scary that's why you're my hero dude it's like the games i'm playing is ████ out of this who would you send a mariachi band to depends on what they're trying to do like gio doesn't want to wash dishes no more i'll have someone just throwing glass dishes in front of her for ████ 24 hours a day really good that's pretty funny do you think mariachi band guys are watching this one can't wait to get that 24 hour game this is about to get good
2:34 assuming that bart suddenly comes into unlimited money though yeah that's gonna be harder that'll be harder i need to slide into the dms now i need to be like hey bart i have a mariachi band and i also sideline as a dish crusher so yeah just putting that here out there now so um us the tesla spacex ceo and world's richest man and boring company and boarding company because lane throwers and s█████ symptoms with flamethrowers come on dude he welcomed twins last year with an executive at one of his other companies near a link he's good at twins what did he name him uh like ████ some angry pie i think one in thing two a b he posted a tweet uh saying usa birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for 50 years and pinned it to the top of his more than 100 million follower tick tock account or twitter account let them immigrants in that's how we handle it if you're
3:24 this rich though shouldn't you be having twins with twins yes only threesomes centerfold twins too yes dude the hottest sisters ever and then when you're ████ have mirrors everywhere so it looks like you're ████ 20 of them crazy dude but that means you're also doing like hell of yourself as well right but that's all that matters i'm the only one you see yourself in a porno with 50 of the most beautiful twins yeah which is a hundred or you start getting here you start getting overwhelmed because there's so much of you that you're like wait i have a question which one is me who am i ████ am i ████ myself no that's my ass he's probably into that thing yeah he's cloning himself so uh he quietly fathers children with uh somebody named siobhan zillis quietly who works for musk at the company which hopes to develop uh an implantable
4:14 computer chip for the human brain the outlet obtained court filings pertaining to changing the children's legal names to incorporate the musk last name and zilus as part of the middle names and that's pretty much how the information got leaked out court findings for name changes i bet she's a genius too huh he's probably trying to make the super genius so when he was courting her instead of like taking her out to dates she's probably like good bone structure all right this is mother material you probably press the button ████ skander and ████ yep what if like all these super genius constantly breed and they just make idiots like they just get dumber and dumber they might have a recessive somewhere in there what if he's breeding just for scientific research and trying to figure ████ out and he's using his kids as an ultimate sacrifice that's better than eating someone else's kids dude is that how bad his branding is that we don't
5:04 think he's just a man sometimes yeah who just wants to ████ hard i think he's the manager i guess so that makes sense got nine kids but why would you actually have kids if you just want to ████ hard why would you have kids you just ████ makes a solid point actually like but maybe he gets up maybe he gets off on on on he gets off on knowing that the chicken's gonna be the father yeah yeah oh maybe that's his thing i like that so he only gets the nine or not even nine months because you really don't really see the bump until like second or third time maybe just the thought of it i guess the idea yeah true i only watched pregnant ladies ████ megan is too real nicki's got the ████ pregnancy like even more real hey man you brought it there hey i'm
5:54 fine with it i said it we're here now ████ what'd she look like nicking a pregnant suit no the girl probably not as hot as amber her what if she's hotter than she had to put the twins in here yeah dude you should have made a baby with her that was like pre courtroom lights amber heard too yeah like that was like the heyday just throw her with the ████ aquaman red hair constantly wet hair yeah she probably passed his ████ robot test where he's like you're a good mother well if he if he couldn't figure her out that's that's already the robot test is just the tat on the head say good skull size okay obsessed i love how everyone's reaction was like oh ████ well it's because it's because of the billionaire thing dude we're expecting she's pretty for a genius he
6:45 probably likes here maybe she should give a good uh dome i'm sure a lot of dome right there sorry sorry i should have said neurodome does she have the only problem that's what's your fault maybe she's got a neural link she does have slightly crazy eyes though so maybe that's the thing yeah she that's i think the bug eyes are scaring me a little bit i think he said that he's like hey yo nero link dogs oh ████ that's that's a good pick-up line never leave these nuts hey you working early nuts that was his pickup line why'd you have a bandana on it because he's badass dogs he's the alpha synth man even if you're elon musk i don't think you should be able to work that fool wears a bandana like he's a dog on a hike he probably like he's always got that he's got that all like i don't know why maybe that's that's like his yeah but why i don't know if you use this as a babe to ████ no ████ tug on this ████
7:37 while they're on a hike when he was pressed about or asked to comment uh he he didn't respond about his like secretly fathered twins but he takes twitter and kind of reiterates the idea by tweeting quote doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis wait so i want to go back a real real quick i want to go back a little bit because you mentioned he has nine ████ kids i had no idea there's a ████ ton of kids i thought he had the e equals nc square number six or something wait let me see if the eight includes the twins so how many baby mamas does he have because to me he's just no different than an athlete i know he's been married five times he has two children with claire boucher or voucher i don't know better known as a musician grimes five uh and five a set of twins and a set of triplets with his first wife and writer justine musk so now and that was two
8:28 days ago uh in terms of when this was written so now i'm guessing he has two more children which makes it ten dude wild five six seven eight nine nine i don't expect it though because he really does think that there's a problem with they're just solving the problem he's doing his part yeah but he could be like jewish and just have 10 kids with one wife he's not like leonardo dicaprio though sitting on a private jet b███████ about the environment yeah yeah we're the 25 year old hot ████ girlfriend this guy's on a yacht every weekend this ████ guy polluting the ocean and ████ he is uh what is kind of cool is he's improving child uh care uh help from tesla and spacex and stuff because of this yeah i feel like that's a pretty billionaire trope is you have multiple wives with multiple children and it seems kind of kingly what
9:18 happens he's got the resources why not ████ it many concubines many queens i just want to know where the ████ my cyber truck is yeah yeah yeah put 100 bucks down two years ago and have no updates talk that ████ to elon right now they haven't said ████ about it no they don't give anyone no updates or they're making their doors right now or they're not doing nothing he's too busy trying to buy twitter and ████ let's see 2023 says cyberchuck will deliver 2023. he's supposed to be 2401 there's support yeah he's too busy busting nuts everywhere dude did any of you guys put the hundred bucks down because it's refundable it was refundable i don't want a cyber truck uh yeah i didn't want to look like a little ████ on the road again are you gonna get it no why did you ████ reserve him look at his ████ truck outside yeah he wants to get it he's got all these toys on his truck outside you know i'm a b███████ truck i
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