0:00 thank you [Music] we're gonna end with a uh am I yes I love these all right so what we have here is there's a 25 year old woman who lives with her husband she's oh did I jump the gun she she lives with her husband did but you're probably right and the four-year-old in their house right that's not hers no it's nothing like that okay 25 year old woman living with her husband and a four-year-old and the other extra bedroom lives her 20 year old sister and she's staying there because the house is close to the college so it's convenient sounds like the beginning of a porn they let her stay over is she fine though I think she is and sometimes she walks out of the room in like a big shirt and underwear or Sports
0:52 um so the 25 year old woman has asked her sister multiple times hey can you cover up when you leave the room cause I'm sure your tits everywhere but she's saying it's a little inappropriate because I don't want my four-year-old to get the wrong impression of how to I don't know carry themselves oh but she's okay with the husband with the boner that's the thing the 20 year old is saying you're just mad because I'm getting the attention of your husband that's a weird thing to say yeah and now you don't pay rent on the issue is she she's asking if she's an ████ for asking her sister to cover up around no she paying rent yeah I wonder what she looks yeah but there's got to be like let's just say he's ████ fine there's got to be common dads shoes yeah you're an ████ because she your sister's house 24 year old why are you ████ blocking
1:43 yeah dude she probably was right about the husband though too because because you know girls have a sense of like what guys are doing and ████ like they know they could see like oh yeah he's probably checking me out and so she's like you're mad because he's looking at me like why would you just say that's a crazy response to say to yourself even know that is like really really weird right so like let's let's um if she's paying rent then that means they're roommates when you have a roommate then you already have to like come to certain compromises regardless of the situation so if there's an issue it's like you got to be able to talk it out and if somebody is compromised you know what I mean that's like we gotta talk is the husband's meat antenna like pointing at the sister yeah it is so isn't it would it like the husband and the son is just staring at her every day I do think it's weird for the older sister to be like hey uh can you like cover up because like I want my four-year-old to no dude just say the ████ truth hey do you
2:34 mind like not being so hot in front of my husband yeah she couldn't you know what I'm saying if she said it like that just keep it real with you like like you're kind of looking too good in front of my woman growing up with my sisters and my mother walk I would walk around the house in my underwear sometimes and my my sisters would be like can you put some ████ clothes on I'd be like no really they want you to put clothes on they'd be like dude stop walking around your underwear and I was like oh okay but siblings is different when this is a like a romantic Partners in the house as well though like can you put on some clothes or too ████ around us making this all hot yeah oh dude yeah like like what if in your house tiffs Tiff's had a sister that was banging and she would just stay over and was staying
3:24 with you guys from stabbing himself which would you like back up Tiff when she's like she shouldn't be walking around her underwear I think um in common spaces I think that's appropriate to ask you should be wearing clothes I think you're doing it she's wearing shoes are prude and what should be done is you should go no I think all of us should be naked oh except for that kid except for the kid because that's underage I think we're thinking with our male heads right now you guys I'm pretty sure I think I said it and I'll be like hey hey hey wait what was your take hey hey you're both sisters that means same genetics so if I'm married to you I'm married to you [Applause] yeah okay stops the whole argument yeah what if what if in your house turkey today is to have this conversation
4:17 ladies ladies ladies what if in your house you and Tiff right yeah let's say you have this like hot gorgeous model brother that stays over and he's got he's hella tall has really nice ears ████ Yoshi constantly shirtless always drinking milk like out of the fridge right there couldn't be blacker oh God damn it and he's always walking around with his dick out and he's way bigger than yours yeah obviously in my life would you be like what would you do would you say something Rick yeah chill yeah I would say something what if he's like nah dude you're just jealous I would try to beat his ass and then I might lose but like I'll try to make a competitive I know how you can make them uncomfortable oh okay call me over when he's doing that and I'll start jacking off on in the living room that's good
5:07 that's probably because you gotta top it you gotta top it like if he's being a ████ rude boy you gotta top it but I think I'm like there's no four-year-old kid in this if you if you're staying bro if you're staying at someone's house like I think you should try to be somewhat you know on your best behavior okay so the leverage in this situation should be in favor of the asker I think we're I think we're all the owner the owners set the rules the wife yeah yeah like if if she's asking you I think it's it's not that big of an ask like what you can't put on some sweats lady like what you walk around your underwear like that's that's kind of crazy like those see-through t-shirts I and if you're if your response is oh you're just jealous because my husband's looking at me I think that's because it's a retort to
5:58 her trying to make it about the four-year-old yeah I think that's I think that's a not appropriate approach uh or not the best approach but it's still ████ but it's also if it's she don't got a kid what the ████ does she know about having a baby you know like like it does sound like there's some unhealed ████ between the two sisters I need to talk at that's weird ████ with siblings dude the sister was smoking hot right if the sister was smoking hot and she was coming out like in scantily clad close but like let's say the husband made the wife feel really secure like like you're all I see I only love you I don't give a ████ whatever but if the wife is still speaking like that then it's just her coming out of her own insecurity that's something she kind of needs to work on too then well what if it's really about the kids and they just don't want the
6:48 kids to see that what if the kid starts ████ like looking at Auntie and going oh Auntie can I see your boobies yeah oh damn and then she's like why that's weird also though if at this point if I think the line was crossed if the youngest is like you're just mad that like I got the attention your husband that's when it's like okay so even if you're right you got to leave now yeah get out like hey you you're right you got it now it's it's weird they're doing her a favor by letting her stay at their place obviously paying rent right yeah but to go to the college it's like you be less disrespectful like that's crazy you're a very 20 year old response yeah and what if she's all like in your face she wears like The Tick Tock um and then she walks around always dropping DVDs and things she has to pick
7:40 back up she's a clumsy Gal A husband you know she's dropping VHS just dropping Blu-rays everywhere dude she has a ████ bowl of marbles that she accidentally spills and she has to keep picking them up one by one while he's trying to play his games yeah a couple of the marbles drop on his pants yeah I don't know I think uh maybe maybe her family is just a bunch of ████ dude it seems like it seems like everyone tiptoes about stuff yeah and then they just don't have good Community they're just annoying do you believe when let's say that this young girl who's like hot and always is around this husband of her sisters do you believe her when she says she had no intention of even catching his eye uh I don't know who knows I have eyes only for you I feel like most girls have that default like I wasn't I'm just
8:31 being my like they have that default idea but I think they ████ know yeah maybe yeah I know who's looking because I think most girls are actually more this than this yeah that's true yeah statistically yeah it would be more like like if you're if you're if your lady had a sister yeah and then like let's say uh your lady went to work and you're at home yeah she would probably Veer more on the covered outside versus oh my sister's gone yeah that's weird I'm ████ breakfast I'll be like what the ████ yeah yeah there's something going on for sure also when when a girl is more this than this yeah that's already like The Uncommon yeah which means they're aware of that right they have to be aware dude like when you stay you stay at your mother-in-law's place right you're not walking around your
9:21 ████ underwear or Bart might yeah I'm different that's true that's true but I think they know about you right like they know they're like oh yeah boy I run into the street in just my underwear I do that I do that too for an emergency or what just just to get something out of my car I also think for the girls are like this just if a girl's like yeah I don't even know what this is but it's just not this if a girl is conscious that she's this type of girl I also think that if guys are caught slipping or not paying attention it's not those guys's fault well yeah that's like a ████ it's like a fly you know what I mean that gets a light yeah it's it's not it's not about like I want to ████ that it's just more like I it's not what you do yeah if you if you're like a red car driving by you're just like whoa what the ████ was that say say if Nina had a sister and she was at your place and she was doing
10:11 that and she was scantily clad right I know and then she she was walking around and then you you catch for a second you just gotta be like yeah I'm literally turning around I'm going the other way yeah you gotta dude you gotta leave yeah I'm I'm driving away ████ put some clothes on like I think that's not unreasonable or same thing if I'm in my boxes and then it's like a family member's over I'm like and I'm gonna oh ████ I'm going back upstairs I'm putting on pants like you know what I mean there's no what if they're like this and then you're just like oh we're all comfortable here and then they're just like oh that's weird I'm like Hey Joe can you come over do the jacking off thing yeah that's when you need Joe for sure because then I I'll be like oh two can play this uncomfortable game he's not uncomfortable at all playing that game yeah
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