0:00 And I'm like, yeah. I ████ out. I ████ out the back. >> home ████ I'm tired and he ████ slams the bag on the ground and it just cracks all the eggs. >> Cuz you put it was in your laptop. >> He didn't care that he was slamming his laptop. He's just like slams >> Slams. >> Slams it. >> So, uh this girl went to a nightclub and she started doing this prank to dudes. Is this messed up? >> What is she doing? >> Aw, I'll kiss them on the back. Leaving lipstick. >> That was ████ up. >> That's pretty messed up. >> So, they're going to go home now. >> Have to explain, yeah. >> And they don't even know what the hell's going on. >> That sucks. It's funny though. >> It's pretty funny. >> Funny. >> She must be a really funny girl though.
0:50 >> She seems like it. >> I like that she doesn't like it. >> Dude, that's hella funny. >> It's funny but it's ████ >> Okay, having like four on your back is ████ funny though. >> because of how ████ up it is too. It's >> But like why would there be four kisses on your back? >> Yeah. >> Of all place. >> I think that makes it even harder to explain though. >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Cuz if you had one, I mean >> And then you can't and your explanation's going to sound ridiculous. >> Well, cuz you also don't know why. >> It's really funny. >> The hard part is if you're telling the truth, it sounds like a a complete lie. >> part is if you like kind of were ████ around that night but you don't understand this. >> Yeah, yeah, exactly. >> You're you're trying to kill your way through it. >> And then she's like, wait, so you're telling me someone kissed you on your back and you didn't know? Like, I really didn't know. What are you talking about? >> I was too busy getting kissed here too, so I don't know. >> And then they'll try to simulate it cuz
1:41 you're like, maybe you're in your apartment or some ████ right? And they're like, oh, you don't feel this on your back? And then you're like, well, yeah, I do but like it's not the same thing as a club. >> Plus it's like, what if you didn't What if you said you weren't at the club? Then it's like, you you could Who knows how far down the lie you were? Like cuz usually like there's a lot of things where guys are like, I'm just going to go out with with the boys. There's not going to be any girls there. Oh, there's not going to be girls there? Okay. What the ████ that? Like you explain. >> And then you just go, "Hey, the boys were wilding out." You're like, "You know what I mean?" >> wears lipstick now. >> You can always blame me if that happened to you. >> That's true. I'd be like ████ Omicron. Oh, cuz last night I came home and I had a whole deck of cards in my ████ wallet. Like a whole 52 deck of cards in my ████ wall. Why? And I was like, "Omicron." Immediately Omicron. By the way, I get out of my car yet last night, and I'm and I'm I'm stepping out and I look down and in my shoe is a Sriracha packet in the shoelaces.
2:32 ████ Omicron. >> I put it on your shoelace so that you don't smash it though cuz that'd be even worse. >> Well, I appreciate that. But I'll never forget I'll never ever forget the night that you tried to leave over that ████ terrible egg thing that >> Oh god, that one I regretted. >> That one's so funny though because he genuinely felt terrible and Omicron is a terrorist. Like to make a terrorist be like, "Oh, I shouldn't have done it over the And he's like calling Nikki being like, "Hey, can you" And I'm like asleep cuz we were filming all day. >> out, dude. >> I was knocked out and like I guess I had balut in my ████ bag like with my laptop. >> Well, it's cuz you had to fly the next day that he got really scared. >> Yeah, yeah. But uh yeah, I had no clue at all. And then the next day I just I just wake up and I go, "What the f███?" And I just throw it away. >> my phone. >> Yeah, and then I see it on the phone. >> Cuz I felt so bad. I'm like, "That's going to be rancid by the time airport
3:22 security asks you to open your bag." >> back?" >> And I was like, "That's so funny." And then I was like, "No, that's not that funny." >> start worrying after like 30 minutes of him not responding? And then you're just like, "Oh, ████ He hasn't found it." >> I worried after he didn't find it that night. >> Oh. >> by by the next like I was like, "Oh, dude, if he hasn't hit me up tonight, he's not going to know till tomorrow." >> Dude, my text string was so funny though. It's it's you having called me like eight times. It's Nikki having called me like four times. And then Nikki's texting me like, "There's balut in your bag." And I'm like, "What the ████ is she talking >> No, but first it had to be it had to be smooth. Ryan was first trying to ask Nikki to see if she can kind of like, "Oh, hey, I left my like AirPod >> Yeah, I wanted to say something, yeah. >> So, you would still find it without being told it was there. I just wanted you to get to it sooner because it would have become literal maggots by the time you found it later. >> Jesus, that's crazy.
4:12 >> have been horrifying. >> Or if he was like late to a flight already, and then he's like, "You got to come over here." And then you're like, >> ████ and he misses his flight just cuz he's like, "What the hell is it?" >> Also because you had electronics in there. That's what made me concerned. I'm like, "Dude, that stuff's going to like kind of like bleed around your circuitry." And I'm like, yeah. >> Imagine if he was like, I got home ████ I'm tired and he ████ slams the bag on the ground and it just cracks all the eggs. >> Cuz you put it was in your laptop. >> He didn't care that he was slamming his laptop. He just just like >> Slams! >> Slams it. >> I'm so tired I got to slam it. >> No, that's a that's I mean, yeah, like that's why I appreciate that. It's harmless. That's a good That's a good prank. >> I think it's interesting and fun about this I feel like a solid head on your shoulders and secure relationship will figure out how to get past that in
5:04 some sort of funny conversation. And it will shouldn't lead into like a lingering weird insecurity and trust issue, right? >> Unless she goes to the club you like to go to all the time, too. If she keeps doing it over and over. >> You're constantly going to the club without your girl. >> ████ ████ man. >> You're just constantly going somewhere without your girl and tell her a fun >> I still think it's infinitely funnier when you do something that they just have no shot of explaining. Like that's like lip, so it could look like something else. At our parties, we used to put slices of cheese on people's pockets. >> In people's pockets? >> In in the pocket, yeah. >> Holy ████ >> Slices of Yeah, like a square of cheese. So, they get home and they're just "Why is there cheese?" And And we like record them from far away when they're talking to people, and they're like, "Huh?"
5:54 You He You see their mouth? And I do You just think that's so funny cuz like, "Why is there cheese?" How do you explain that to your girl? >> What if they're lactose, and then they feel offended because they You try to You try to sabotage them. >> Or it's like when you tried to put ice in your cup and sriracha came out. >> Dude, that was killer today. I saw it happen live. >> what's one of my favorite ones with this fool? He It was at old JK office. He walks up in the morning. He's like, he he filled a cup with ice, and he put the cup down on the table, and then he left to get something else, and I kept dumping his ice. And he would come back and go, "Huh?" And he would go fill up another cup. >> Cuz it's early, man. I'm like I'm in half-dream world, dude. I'm like I don't even know.
6:44 >> Dude, the one that I still The one that I still can't figure out how you did cuz I didn't even know you yet is I don't know how you put red panties in my old apartment and made Nikki go, "What the ████ These aren't my panties." And I didn't even know you at that time, and you hadn't joined JK yet. But I know it was you. I ████ know it was you. You guys know the story. I've told you guys the story before, right? Like where I Like where It was In the dryer, there was like a red ████ pair of panties, and Never knew. And Nikki's like, "Steve's not that cool. I know he didn't have a chick here or whatever." And then she's right. I had no idea. And then And I'm like, "Are you sure they're not yours?" >> Did you ever used to do laundry at a laundromat? Cuz that can happen sometimes. You know, like someone's >> I had a million subs on YouTube in 2013. >> Do you have a Do you have a roommate? >> No. Never never. >> Was the washer and dryer part of the unit, or did you buy the washer and
7:34 dryer? >> Um the It was part of the unit. >> Cuz maybe it was something that was stuck in the back, and then through the whatever it shot back into it. >> It could have been. >> Or maybe I ████ a girl, huh? Maybe I brought a ████ up. >> Or they weren't exactly dusty. >> The funniest one is that I bought panties for myself and I wear them secretly. That's funny. Me and Nikki have done that bit, but I genuinely don't know where the ████ these came from and I'm convinced it was somehow you. >> Dude, I've I've never done a prank like that ever. >> That's a wild one, right? I wouldn't want to get someone in trouble. >> make sense. Damn. >> I just don't know anyone in my life who would have done that as a bit. Like that I can think of other than it would have been you, but you didn't know you were going to do >> a bit though. That's like an attack, right? >> Yeah, it's a little bit of a strike, yeah. You know? >> That's like I'm going to end this person's relationship. >> Yeah, that's like a low That's a low blow. >> Well, but it's not I guess for us it wasn't cuz it was She just thought it
8:24 was funny. >> Well, that's lucky for you that she wasn't like irrational, yeah. Cuz how do you explain that if she was like Latina? >> Yeah, that's true. >> He had a big gay gay flag in my house when I opened up my garage, there was a big ████ gay flag just just hanging down on my head. >> And then And then when Suben came over, he put it underneath the the comforter. So when Suben's pulling back the sheets Oh, that was you. Yeah, so Suben pulls back the sheet, Joe had it there so the gay flag's there and Suben's like, "Oh, ████ >> I can't sleep in this bed now. It's been tainted." >> Yeah. >> Like when we put neon lights on under Nick's car. >> You did that? I didn't I wasn't there for that. >> You know those neons those neons that people put? But then he caught me. So then he didn't care. He turned them on and drove off. >> Dude, those gay bumper stickers you always put on my truck? >> Dude, those are so funny.
9:14 >> cuz we would go to the Thai night market and then I'm like, "Why are these people like all driving behind me and s███?" And they would like surround my car and I'm like, I don't know, maybe they like my truck, you know? So then I'm like pulling to the side and then later when I saw a whole roll of >> It's like 11 of them. >> I will suck you off. >> I love dick. >> Yeah, like it was it was a whole roll of just gay bumper stickers. >> Oh, dude. >> they were laughing like >> Dude, the cricket though I think is maybe the best one. >> The cricket was was on the line cuz Nick was having existential crisis. >> Because and then Tiff got really concerned so I would I wouldn't say that's a good one. >> No, that's a great one. >> It's a good one. >> But the fact they were going to make doctor's appointment. >> Dude, that's so ████ funny cuz it's so innocent. It's just a stupid cricket device and it's >> It's not like we thought it would get that far either. Remember? Cuz I was like he's going to say something. >> Yeah, I thought he'll figure it out in a
10:05 couple hours. >> I was like yeah, I think I'm going crazy. I I keep hearing crickets. >> And then yeah, and then I'll never forget he turned to me during JK and he's like he's like is everybody hearing that? And I'm like I like cuz cuz like we're filming so I'm just kind of like acting like come on Nick, what are you doing? We're trying to film stuff. They keep your eye on the on the prize, please. >> The one guy who's who's branding is the ear, you're messing with his sound, dude. >> I know. He thought he had tinnitus. That's so sad, dude. Yeah, that's >> It's cuz it started so innocently. >> I sent him one of those Christmas cards that you can't turn off. Have you ever seen that? >> No. >> So it's like a Christmas card like I said you know what? Cuz you know like Nick and Tiff always send Christmas cards. I'm like that's so sweet. So I'm like let's send him one. So I got one of those ones that when you open it it's it like plays a Christmas song. >> turns off? >> Yeah, you can't turn it off. And you it won't turn off for I think 6 days.
10:55 >> Oh my god. >> But then like so obviously your your re- your reflex is to rip it up. So you rip it up and it explodes with confetti like glitter. It makes like a horrible mess. >> Dude, how long did Nick but how long did it take cuz Nick's a sweet boy. How long did it take for him to peel back cuz he didn't want to destroy the card that you sent? >> I don't know. All I did was text he texted me like a like a couple days later and he's like thanks for the glitter bomb. That's how I know he tried to rip it up. But those are that's a really fun little prank. >> That's ████ up. >> It's not good if you're like have to clean it up obviously. >> The idea that they're so sweet so they send you Christmas cards. You're like, "Yeah, let me make this fool's life hard for a minute." It's better Smack's idea was worse. She wanted to She wanted to get a photographer and recreate exactly the same photo they
11:45 sent us. >> Ooh, that'll be so good. >> We'll go get two pugs and we'll dress exactly like them. Wait, so much effort. And she's like, "We'll send the identical card back." >> Just for one person to see it. >> That's what she wanted to do. And I was like, it's too >> That's kind of funny. >> You couldn't just AI it? >> No, she wanted to do it legit. I was like, "Damn." >> What an artist. >> Tell her. I know. What a real artist. >> Dude, when you moved in, I wanted to put a sign outside that said, "Proud first-time gay homeowner." >> Dude, I was honestly scared you were going to do a hell of ████ to me because you're because Ryan King was like, he wanted to hire a ████ to be inside the house when I came in. >> Yeah. He wanted him to be naked, too. >> What? >> By the way, yeah. And I was like, I nixed it. I was like, "Ryan, we can't do that." >> You see that That tells a lot about the guy, you know? >> Yeah, a little bit. He also wanted us to champagne bath you when you were when you bought the house. And I was like,
12:36 "He doesn't drink." And I was like, "I also don't know if he has a change of clothes cuz he has to go back to LA tonight." So, I nixed that, too. >> Me and me and Ryan King, we went fishing. The half the time we were building pranks against Steve. And we came up with a pretty good one, but I'll just tell you because like I didn't even start phase one. But like we were going to I was going to like reproduce the letterhead that our neighborhood sends out from the HOA and then just start sending him really small like, "Oh, hel- hello. Just wanted to make sure everything's okay." Like so that he he's used to receiving like little physical letters. And then start picking at like, "We noticed your grass is a little bit like looking frail on this side of your lawn." And just like >> You're trying to get people killed. >> I was going to grad- We were going to gradually send him worse worse and worse infractions about his house. >> Dude, that's so good. >> It's cuz you guys know I care about my grass and ████ cuz they ████ with me.
13:26 >> Yeah. >> It's really good, actually. That's really good. >> was like, oh my god, it's going to be such a long cuz if I just start with that, you're going to know. Like, I got to start with little Greek >> know about that. >> You think the first I I suspected if the first >> When I get the when I get that letter from our community and it's like that, I go You can ask Nikki, I just go Here we ████ go. What's it going to be today? >> Yeah, cuz I knew that would really like hit you hard. >> So good. >> And I would start like nitpicking on things that are obviously perfect, like your lawn. >> See, this is why I didn't do the proud first-time gay homeowner sign out front with the rainbow flag. >> Cuz you don't want to play with fire. >> Why do you want to do that? You're you're inviting That's like my dad saying, "Don't do Ouija boards cuz you're inviting bad spirits to your house." >> Yeah. Omicron, the bad spirit. >> doing that ████ to to the guy who to a guy who I think is formidable opponent.
14:17 >> He lives for it. >> We'll start a war that won't end. >> First-time gay. Can you even find a sign? You got to make it custom. >> You'd have to get it made. >> I made it and all I had to do is click add to cart. >> Oh my god, you actually physically >> you guys know I do I do all these custom like my Kujira shirt and ████ like that. I had all good to go. >> that far? That's scary. >> And it was going to be a lawn sign that I just put in your front lawn. But now that I know your neighbors are armed and ████ that's a little weird. >> Yeah, they're very like They're pretty crazy, so that would be funny as hell if they just thought I was gay. >> Their goal's a California boy. >> It's weird because my neighbor on one side, he's like this black dude that's like real like tough black guy and he doesn't like the other guy who's a tough white guy cuz that guy he said he used to have a Confederate flag on his on his front door. So, they both don't
15:07 like each other, but they're like the best neighbors individually. >> No ████ Oh yeah, they're like cool they're like the tightest people. >> Yeah, they're the they're individually the coolest neighbors. They ████ don't like each other and I'm like, "Damn, dude." I live between them. Sick. >> But they're not nice to each other because of Confederate >> They don't they don't talk to each other, but they both defend the neighborhood very well. >> Dude, that reminds me of I used to have a a a Confederate flag in my Mini Cooper all the time because I tried to do >> Oh, for a bit? >> Yeah, I was trying to do this trolling video where I went to a Civil War reenactment dressed as Halo. And I was going to blow everybody away and be like, "You're dead. You're ████ dead. You're ████ dead. Lay down." Cuz I got this five >> That's the one that got botched, right? >> a $500 realistic Halo costume that lit up and ████ like that. And then I was going to go out there with a Confederate flag and tear it in half and then take out an American flag that I had shoved into my leg that that and I start waving it like that while I shoot them with a needle alien gun. And yeah, I got botched immediately cuz this guy's like, "I know what you're going to do. You're going to ████ around and all s███." And I was like, "No, I'm just here for the
15:57 kids. I'm here for the kids." Couldn't ████ sell this guy. So, got borked. But, I had that ████ in my car for like five years. >> That's dangerous, dude. >> Oh, dude. Nikki used to be like, "Why the ████ is this still in >> The wrong person saw that, they would just destroy >> it still hanging up in your garage? Why would you put the Why would you tell people that in the video? >> Oh, my bad. >> I got to cut that out. Leave it in. Leave it in.
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