0:00 [Music] and welcome back to a no double news Joe episode of the careful boys where today we are going to manifest everybody get your manifest hat on b a billion dollars a billion a billion billion great wow that's a pretty high amount I might really need to take man okay what are we manifest manifest by by saying uh who are some of our Dream guests that we want to bring on this show next year oh that'd be fun Joe Biden that'll be cool Joe Biden posts his presidency L I want to ask him like I want to see I want to see if he's really sentient or not cuz what if he's like super chill and then they just make
0:51 him they just catch him at bad I think if he was they would probably talk to him a lot more I want to hang out with Joe Biden as the the boys you know as the as like the boys go to Top Golf Jo with some shorts on how do you hang Hey Joe do you want the short short rib tacos he's like oh yeah yeah that I want to do a JK adventure with Joe Biden maybe like two Baskin Robbins or something something chill he loves ice cream go on Air Force One that' be so cool that's true Air Force One manifesting which guests going on like oh dude if we can go to Air Force Oneal office ain't it funny how quickly we flip like right after they're like not going to really be the president anymore you're like you know what I never thought Joe was in charge of anything I never thought anything was wrong with him at all he was just like
1:41 getting bulldozed by his own party I hated him he was he's probably a nice guy I hated him so much old sweet man that was sniff little kid's hair stuff like that that was cute it was like a cute little thing the graduation video where he sniffed that lady's hair that was pretty see that's why which guest would you guys like cuz I hit a a ton of people all who have you hit up but they don't even respond back to Bar do some don't but you know who I really like is Leonardo Joanie she's really funny dude who's that I've sent her to you before she said she's down to come okay she's just like her jokes are harsh wait is that that white lady that that just go straight up and and say some funny ass ████ about like yeah yeah she's freaking all uppercuts and Knockouts dude she reminds me of when like I made jokes in high school like it's not outdated jokes modern they're hilarious right but the
2:32 level of she don't give a ████ she's been on kill Tony and just smashed it imagine Joe's High School drugs be like knock KN who's there ████ you that's how you feel like when you see her jokes though the the crowd work that she does oh she's good dude she kills so good she's going to be mean to us I don't want her on she probably will but that's a we can't have run then bar who's somebody that you reached out to multiple times and there's just like zero just radio silence sometimes it's just radio silence cuz they're not even checking um sometimes they did Andrew Yang kind of maybe thought thought about coming on uh that's right we had a uh somebody on his campaign that was trying to hook that up yeah I wonder if we can get him on now probably a lot of like really close calls too but it just didn't work out like cool um I guess the two closest calls was Shane Gillis and
3:24 Tom sigura those were like really close that would have been sick and then also the dangerous part when it's like when it's like this like if this is their their career if like one or two scheduling misses happen here before they then I think once they've been on Rogan they're like I'm never going to go see you in hell exactly see you in hell they don't realize that JK is the next step after Rogan well I think maybe after they go like this then they could become the Vegas residency and come back yeah oh in like 20 years we can get Shang yeah but but those two the last person that was the last two people that were like that was uh you guys know Nate baraty oh yeah he's great so we were we were this close this close to it was like right here and then yeah now and
4:14 then there's another guy named Jeff Dy Jeff D yeah they call him the cow the LA Cowboy or whatever he's really funny um and then it's like and then there's another Asian dude I hit up he wears glasses long hair but he he just doesn't do podcast and then Ron just asan dude glasses long hair and then Ronnie Chang almost came on a bunch of times but he always tells me no in the nicest way and I think JK is probably a bad look for what where his career is going cuz he's on The Daily Show Trevor Noah and all that I think it's hard for mainstream Asians to come back on cuz the more mainstream our friends get they um this is a dangerous place for them D for their career it be stupid for them to do very stupid for me to do this show for people in comedy that don't really have to work mainstream I think they're fine I hit up
5:05 the slip away guy but he didn't respond slip away he's cool that guy yeah I just thought it' be funny to have him on I like oh that the slow-mo D I hit him all kinds all genres all every single video was like that we're just talking to him and then he's like oh and he drops this and he like I hit up all genres all anyone I think is interesting I hit them up what's it American uh American History X no no no no the the the the martial arts teacher Rex quandoo no dude the dude oh Master Ken Master Ken is it Master Ken the guy in the red master I talked to him he would be down but he's not an LA often oh yeah he's guy who has like the really funny explanation on how fny you like you go like this and you got to catch with their butt cheeks squeeze or whatever
5:55 brilliant no that guy's funny I like him I would love to have him on here and just teach us stuff not even like do regular JK videos to catch we almost got the Detroit survival guy that would have been so out he had a day R and I was like what the that I'm like I don't want that guy on here is so sick around here so wag yeah there's a lot there REM dream dream guest even though he'll never do it is Kean Reeves for me ke he's such a nice guy but he's like one of the most down toe people manifest right I feel like I see him on random ████ like he was just on like a motorcycle podcast that like I don't that's cuz he loves that ████ though maybe he loves JK who would you guys like to bring on cuz I I have a lot of real estate agent Reeves please can you reach out to SOI just oh we would love to have SOI dude how about um Sydney Sweeney Sy sweene let's get her on let's
6:47 ask her what she thinks about B and then Bart has to tell us if she's still attractive to her face really good hey low key we do have a connection to Sydney Sweeney no not Sydney Sweeney to Keanu who Jeremy marinas that's right yeah but do the most awkward thing we can't ask him to do that ████ that's not no no no we don't ask him to do it we hit up K hey we know Jeremy Marie he cosigned pretty good I think Jeremy has already told us that's not how it works he's right you don't talk Keo talks to you and you don't burn you don't burn your the bridge like that you don't do that can you guys send this video to Keo and ask him and say hey uh just send it to Keo so then keano would come reach out to if you're related Keo going to just bug during Thanksgiving dude just manifest manifest y manifest manifest counter readers on here would be the sickest so sick I know someone that knows his
7:38 cousin that's dope we can get his cousin on sure I know somebody who knows start with his cousin let's get his cousin yeah what's it like being slightly related to K first cousin or second cousin he's like third actually I would start with his favorite Matrix movie yeah he's like four we don't really need to know about you tell us about keano yeah what do you know about him what' you guys why do I feel like we're not that far away from being able to get like Mark wallberg here no way why do you feel like that because Vietnamese ████ because wait isn't he Vietnamese people he's building a gym though is that I'm not asking him to come here cuz he beat up Vietnamese people why we got a Vietnamese guy you can beat the ████ out of he's right here I think he's far away from our reach he I think he he normally would be far away but at the same time I feel like he's like right like he's that guy that like
8:28 you you take photos with the F4 I think he's relatable I feel like what you just said about the Vietnamese thing is probably why he probably wouldn't come on yeah probably not but he might see you he's such a friendly face I thank you I thank you I hope so cuz he's like a Empire owner I don't think he's going to waste his time but I just feel like things like kind of line wakes up at like 3:00 a.m. to ████ pray and ████ if he wakes up that early he could squeeze in his JK but also if he if he needs Asian fans he should come on the show anybody that needs Asian fans just thr that out there I think you guys think re I'm not to say Mark Walberg that's true I think we're more likely to get keu than Mark yeah cuz you know cuz he beat up with that I don't get Dog the Bounty Hunter that'd be sick is he alive still I think he I think he's sick really never mind we should try to get him before it's over I Hulk Hogan I Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan be so lit I think we could
9:19 probably do that get Hulk he just did the Republican Hogan no I want oh she would be nice too I want all the people I looked up to when I was a kid cuz I think Undertaker Undertaker he would probably do it he's so nice we should get Tom hanks's son the one that does the uh the Jamaican accent you know what talking about call Chad Hanks Hank oh Chad Han yeah he's a rapper we should get him I think he would actually be be what if we got all of our childhood Heroes ████ like we have we have had some Arnold Schartz fictional Heroes we can't get Ernest cuz he died erest died Jim Varney he'd be a good one to talk to though how about how about Steve Chase dead Steve Chase yeah Steve Steve Martin Steve Martin Steve Chas the guy who made AOL I'm glad I didn't just say like oh yeah
10:09 Steve Chase of course yeah Three Amigos who's who's like somebody like we would like to bring on that's like Within Reach Dana Cary oh yeah that'd be sick yeah Dana is Dana Carby Within Reach yeah he does a podcast I could hit him up he's the best you know I got my haircut next to Fred armson once oh I was going to say Fred Armon right now what the heck dude he's the man he was so cool too that's so dope what the heck shooting the ████ with us he was oh my God what' you do now if you guys want I could I could reach out to Kev har and see what's up I thought what's up man nice to meet you how you doing Steve my brother nice what are we do this Donuts so much holy ████ mind reader we donut Bombs all the time
10:59 you nice to meet you man come around come on come come on in yo we just got donut bomb so you know that's the end of this video
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