0:00 So, I ran into this video by this creator named Miami's Brown Boy, and he's talking to this white girl about something, and it's so interesting what she said. I wanted to get your guys' opinion on it, and also your opinion from the other side of it. >> If you could be any race but your own, which would it be? >> Asian, easily. >> Why? Why do you say that? >> Asians are actually like the most optimal white. Like everyone's like, "Oh, white people are so well-spoken and educated." No, Asian people are significantly more powerful. I would say they're the ultimate whites. Like, they actually have the lowest divorce rates. Um they also have the highest marriage rates. Asians also have the highest rate for two-parent households. So, and I would be Japanese. The Prime Minister of Japan is extremely based. Uh they are very strict on their immigration laws. They're very heavy when it comes to vetting to let people be citizens into Japan. I love anime. I love to weed
0:51 culture. I love video games. I would be an amazing Japanese Asian person. >> I have one question immediately. How do you feel her feel her? >> [laughter] >> How do you feel her How do you feel about her saying that Asians are white? >> She said Asians are the ultimate white. >> Ultimate white. >> Makes me raise an eyebrow. I go, "Huh?" So, I try not to listen to things literally. >> Nice pose, by the way, but okay. >> not to listen to things literally. When I hear her talking, it seems like white is just another word for first place. So, I think in her mind, she was like, "Well, if I have to be first If I can't be white in first place, I'll be Asian in first place." That's how I'm receiving the information. >> I would agree with that. >> Don't I don't know about Asian culture in general, maybe just Japan specifically, but isn't that the highest suicide rate as well? >> Yes, sir. Very true. And one of the lowest birth rates, too. >> Yeah, but lowest birth rates? >> But we don't get divorced like that, you
1:42 know what I mean? >> you just kill yourself instead. >> Yeah, TILL DEATH DO YOU PART. Till death do you part. >> Yeah. >> You get death certificates. >> [laughter] >> That's I mean, bold move by her, and she already had an answer right off the bat. So, like she's clearly put thought into this. And if someone were to ask me that same I was like what race would I pick? And I was like Asian might be the one I go with it. You know, statistically smart and or is it Indian or Asian that that takes over that's like majority of the world? >> Indian or Asian? All of them. Both of them. >> I know they're Asian. I know. I know. >> Uh yeah, China's got like 1.45 same with India. So them alone take up or are they like neck and neck in population? >> They're very close to each other but conspiracies say that when it comes to the population and like the actual statistic number, people have different incentives for different numbers. Lower or higher population metrics give
2:33 some version of some other >> What do you think about about Asians being called the ultimate whites? >> Um I think there's a group of people that think Asian people are like adjacent to whites. >> Yeah. >> I'm not in that camp but there are people that believe that. I'm kind of more on what Bart was saying where in her mind she thinks whites are number one and then number two is probably Asians. >> She's actually saying Asians are the ultimate one. She's saying Asians are even number one in general. >> I think but I think >> Yeah, cuz she's saying that the ultimate white in terms of if she's saying that's number one, she's not saying that I'll be number two. She's like I wasn't born the real number one. That's what she I think she's saying. >> Oh, I see. I see. I see. >> You think she she she wasn't born number one? >> I think by saying that she thinks white is the real number one. So you know, that's the crazier part. But I do think that she's actually going like oh, you
3:24 know, like it's not like these are lesser than me. She's literally giving it up and just be like dude, they have the highest of these race, the lowest of these race. They have >> It's like saying Jamie Fox played the ultimate Ray Charles. >> Yeah. >> It's the best one. >> [laughter] >> He method acted that one, too. >> But Ray Charles is still number one. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, duh. >> Ultimate white is crazy cuz like I'm Irish. So we're the lowest of the whites. So like that's the that's the low white. But apparently Asians the number one white. So [laughter] >> News to me. >> I don't know. Yeah, I don't >> We're above Irish. >> We don't agree, by the way. >> You know what that means to me? It makes me feel like So, you know like when Asian-Americans get on the scene and they want to assimilate so badly to like white culture, it seems like they did it so well that they've surpassed whites in terms of like how their day-to-day culture Like white people have changed and evolved to other things, while the
4:15 Asians who were still trying to assimilate past They went beyond. >> know like you actually witnessed this I mean, at least I did. I witnessed this when you go to a community college. Like you'll be in a math class, right? And the teacher's teaching some hard-ass math, like calculus or whatever, right? And he's going down whatever. Then you have Asian immigrant Actually, I thought this chapter I like I I I learned this way. I I mean I mean, I take a try, man. I take a try, mister. Right? And he takes the chalk and he goes up there and he just starts going whatever, and you see the teacher going Did my student just surpass me? What the ████ And I think that is what Asians are good at. They'll take whatever they're supposed to be and then surpass it. >> It's like the electronics issue. Like all the key electronics were invented by Americans or something, but then Asians took them and in They totally took the formula and made these crazier things
5:06 out of it. >> this is this is funny in general based off even population, right? Asians in general are the majority of the world. We feel like a minority in America, but we are the majority of the planet. >> Stop being so hostile. >> Yeah, jeez. You win already, god damn. >> All right. >> World domination. >> Yeah, dude. >> [laughter] >> You cannot ignore. We are the ultimate white. >> White lady said it, so it MUST BE TRUE. >> [laughter] >> YEAH. BUT to me it's funny because when she goes like, you know, I'll be Japanese and list all these cultural things that she's into or whatever, it's all right, cool. Like that makes sense, you're into that thing. But then what Asia Asians being so many varying Asians, even her saying like Asia's the ultimate white, it's like which Asian are you referring to? Cuz I know I know that nobody in the world fully full if you would be like what about this Asian? You wouldn't ████ say that. >> I would be Okinawa Okinawa. That's the name of the little island, right? They live the longest and they're super
5:56 peaceful. I would do that. >> Sure. Sure. >> Another Japanese though. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah, Japanese. Yeah, Japanese. >> I'm just saying like you wouldn't be like oh dude would you be Vietnamese? [laughter] I don't think she's going to be like yeah. >> You don't think Vietnamese are the ultimate whites? >> And the thing is they're not even that bad. >> [laughter] >> When you put it that way. I feel like we still top five. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just I'm just saying it's different. >> Top five. >> Top five ultimate whites. >> She's talking about Japanese people, really. >> The fact that there's five. >> Yeah, she's like she's talking about Japanese people. >> Yeah. >> But then but that's one of the smaller Asian countries. >> Cuz she's saying anime, but you know. >> That's why I think nowadays that we're going to see a lot more of this stuff because of anime is so popular. Like I never would have thought how dominant that is as a culture for the young kids and how much they all watch it. Like it's an American thing now. Where all their influence is anime. Why you doing
6:47 this? Cuz this anime I watched. Every reason why they did anything is there's some anime that got them on the topic. >> Well, Michael B. Jordan's like all of his main production film companies right now are all anime projects. >> Wow. >> Riding the wave, bro. We got to we got to do an anime. >> Michael B. Jordan's the ultimate white. >> Yeah, Michael B. Jordan. >> Actually, Michael B. Jordan might be like the one right now. >> [laughter] >> Right? Like kind of the one. >> To be? >> No, I just feel like he's like >> [laughter] >> out of all the >> Michael Jordans. >> OUT OF ALL OF THE MICHAEL JORDANS. >> I feel like >> You want a gambling problem or a successful acting >> like he's just he's [laughter] just doing it so right, right? In in a sense he's just so clean. He's won an Oscar. There's been like what? ████ four black guys that have won an Oscar. >> It's his time. Yeah, it's his time, man. >> Played a twin. >> Yeah, like he's just >> I hated that. I WAS LIKE WHY WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? I HATED THAT PART OF IT. >> THE MOST demanding role. Play yourself.
7:38 >> Yeah. >> This twin has a has a gold tooth. >> [laughter] >> He has a lisp. >> Okay. >> Yeah, what a what a interesting question though. >> I do feel like most races, if you ask them, from the outside, Asians do seem like they like figured it out. You know, like if I was like a house robber, I'd be like, I'm scoping out houses. I'd be like, >> [laughter] >> I'd be like, I'm going to rob the Asians. Cuz when I keep driving by these ████ expensive [laughter] ass homes, there's a ████ ton of Asians living in there. They got it all figured out. I'd probably rob one of these guys. >> That's what I mean by like when they wouldn't call the cops either. >> [laughter] >> It's my fault. >> When Asians move to America and their their goal of assimilation is to like basically they created white towns, but they're all Asian. Like all the living habits everything is is basically just
8:29 all what they took from like how whites were living, but the whites have pretty much left those places and they're on to totally different things now. It's almost like some Asians end up wider like white guys that go like, "Damn, that's pretty white. I'm not even that white. You know what I mean? Like white people get into hobbies from other cultures. Asian people just become white. >> [laughter] >> Maybe that's why Mark Wahlberg beat up all those Vietnamese people. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE WHITE. >> CUZ HE WAS IN BOSTON, RIGHT? >> YEAH. I love that thing. I love how much he wants to bury that. >> [laughter] >> No, don't allow it. Don't allow it. >> have we we can't stop talking about it. >> didn't happen once. It happened twice that we know of. >> I think one of them lost an eye or something. >> Yeah, he did. He did lose an eye. >> Lose an eye? >> Never forget, dude. >> The Vietnamese guy. >> Never forget. >> You never forget. Dude, that's you. >> Dude, I never forget 9/11.
9:19 >> You do kind of look like Mark Wahlberg. >> Mark Wahlberg kind of got Chinese eyes though. >> Yeah, he do. He got Chinese eyes. >> I look like Mark Wahlberg? >> No, you don't look like Mark Wahlberg. >> No, you act like him. >> What? >> Yeah, violent wise. >> In the happening. >> You act like him in the happening. >> In the happening. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Hey, what are you doing over there? What he goes, "What? No." Hey, why why are you in the hallway like that?" >> [laughter] >> That's what you do. >> Yeah, you act like that sometimes. >> Man. >> Wait, what what race would you switch to? >> That's a good question. I don't know, dude. I think uh Japanese. >> [laughter] >> I go, "Let's go Korean. Let's try Korean." No, you're what like what Singaporean American now? >> I'm Chinese. I'm Chinese. >> Okay. >> I just say Chinese. >> I'mma go straight Samoan. Cuz then you're going to be You're going to be a a mountain a mountain with a voice of an angel.
10:09 >> Yeah, you know what? I I would I would pick something that would guarantee me 6 ft. Cuz I've been 5 8 5 7. >> Samoan. >> You know, I would try something new. I would like something where I could look down on people a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Or Samoan Tongan. If I could be Tongan. >> And be like 6 8. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I could be from Senegal, dude. You know those guys? Those guys are huge. >> Senegal? >> 6 5 just 240, you know? Just jumping down prime matches. >> You wouldn't want to be Dagestani? >> I don't know. I don't know what >> You wouldn't want to be Dagestani? >> No, no, no. I feel like No, they're not No, you want to be a genetic freak, I think. You you got to go Tongan or something. >> Russian? >> Too too generic. I got to be more specific. >> Generic? >> No, specific region. You got to be so more specific. >> Like Kazakhstan? >> Oh, I would love to be Kazakh, Stan, dude. Do I be Kazakh, dude? That'd be cool. Look like Borat? >> [laughter]
10:59 >> Yeah, they love hearing that one. >> I'm just kidding. I know you guys don't like Borat. >> know what to do with looks that good though, man. >> Kazakhstan. >> Just be a busy being a model all the time, dude. >> Yeah, I'd be hounded. >> What's your race? >> Samoan. Samoan white. Samoan white. >> Samoan white. What was your final decision? >> Senegal, dude. >> Senegal. Senegalese. >> [laughter] >> I would love to be Tongan. >> Oh, that's a good one. >> Tongans are cool. >> Yeah. >> They're the ones that threw the rocks, right? Something about rocks. They threw rocks. >> They do? They might have rocks there. >> There's like a war story or something that they threw rocks. Didn't they? >> I don't know their history enough. I think a lot of people threw rocks though. I'll throw rocks, I'm down. Everybody start to throw rocks. Yeah, yeah. I'm down to lob some boulders. >> [laughter] >> What about you? >> Maybe like Native Hawaiian. >> Native Hawaiian? Why? >> You want to be a Mamoala, dude. >> So, Filipino? >> [laughter]
11:49 >> Some people would be very upset that you said that. >> Good. [laughter] Why Native Hawaiian? >> Want to be something that can like claim what everybody wants, you know what I mean? >> Oh. >> [laughter] >> You know what I'm talking about? Everybody just wants this. >> It's my land, dude. >> And you get like the sickest benefits for living in one of the greatest places. >> Yeah, this is my ████ Yeah. >> Oh, wow. What do you What do Native Hawaiians get again? For living in like existing? >> They get the cultural center. You know. They get that. >> some brochures [clears throat] every year. >> Yeah. We don't get any casinos or anything. >> [laughter] >> Nah, they get uh >> Don't the government have to pay you money? >> I assume that anything Uber indigenous that's like basically being like almost they're they're very marginalized now, the governments are usually doing some version of reparations. Some version, right? So, I would assume that there's got to be some version of government handout
12:39 and I would assume that they also have some sort of regional like hold on some space or land there. So, I assume that if I'm born or switch Native Hawaiian native, so you can't argue with me, okay? Then I should get some land. >> [laughter] >> And I should get some government handouts and I get to just be I got land in Hawaii. >> That'd be funny if you just magically became Native Hawaiian and then they're like, "Prove it." And you're like, "I can't." >> I'm like, "I got I must have the voice of an angel now." >> [laughter] >> Cuz there's nothing you can show. You're just darker and they're like, "Okay, dark guy, who are you?" >> [laughter] >> Who just appeared out of nowhere? >> That's not fair, dude. I thought we all had the perks. Just automatic perks. >> And then you said you'd be Japanese. >> Yeah, but I changed my mind. I think Yeah, I can allow it to be nice. Hawaii like the living with the land, Native American, all that would be great, but I actually want to audible and like I'd be Latina. I'd be like from like Brazil. >> You would JUST BE LATINA?
13:29 >> YEAH, YEAH. Give me some Brazil. Give me some Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, absolutely. Bad Bunny, right? Yeah. >> I switched to Brazilian. I want to be Brazilian. [laughter] Can I be Brazilian, please? >> I want to be an Eskimo, dude. I want to be an Eskimo. We're done taking Latinos. >> [laughter] >> I don't even think they give government subsidies in Hawaii. >> You would not want to be an Eskimo. That doesn't make sense. Why? >> If she gets to be Brazilian, I want to be an Eskimo. >> [laughter] >> Was I Brazilian in this scenario? >> when your sister chooses a cool answer. >> [laughter] >> You're not ████ I'm Eskimo then. Eskimo, yeah. >> I'm going to be an Aborigine then. >> Nah, dude, you can't say that. >> Aborigine of what country? >> I'm just going to eat bugs and stuff. >> Oh, from Australia, those ones? >> Yeah. >> He wants to live in the What do they call it? >> Papua New Guinea, Papua New Guinea. I'm going to be Papua Papua New Guinea. I'm just going to eat bugs and like I don't have social media anymore. >> [laughter] >> Nice. >> I'm down to go to Brazil.
14:21 >> What about Antarctica? Is that on the bill? >> actually. I'll be a Neanderthal. I'm going to go 600 million years ago. I'll do that. I'll do that instead, yeah. >> Okay, I'll be an I'll be an Atlantean. Oh, that he got us there. >> Yeah, now he's just being silly. >> Atlanteans are the ultimate whites. >> [laughter] >> I mean. >> Let us know what you think about the phrase ultimate whites. What does that mean to you? Dig deep in your heart and tell us in the comments below. >> Who is your ultimate white? >> already hear the comments. Not a single person said black. Just saying it.
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