0:00 [Music] Okay. Uh, we got to get your take on this new app that came out. Oh, >> it's the tea app. >> How did I already know that? >> You like it? >> Yeah, you're probably all over it, dude. >> I'm worried. >> Wait, tell me. Fill me in. Fill me in, guys. Fill me in. What is this? >> I'm worried. Literally, >> I heard your mention. >> Can you Can you fill me in what it is? Everyone seems to know what it is. I don't know what the >> It's too big, though. >> So, T is an app that it allows women to post feedback about the guys they date. >> Wo. Isn't Isn't that basically like that whole Facebook group thing that we were talking about? >> Oh, like did you date him? Yeah. >> Is it similar to that? So, somebody just made an app based off of that. >> Well, it's supposed to be It's like Yik Yak, right? >> Well, this is mainly >> I don't know. You're too young for that. >> I think the objective on this supposed to be safety. >> Yeah. But then what's going to end up happening is the the the the women that
0:50 are the most active in there, everyone's going to be like, "Y'all hoes." >> Yeah. They're going to judge them. There's going to be a lot of judgment. But here's the thing where it's also going to get a little >> you went through everybody. >> Here's the thing that could get dicey. For safety, like say for an example, a a woman makes up a lie about a man, which I'm not saying it does. Like it it happens. >> Saying it always happens. >> No. August 22nd. >> I'm just saying like then that you're you're because there was actually a thing that happened where >> um my there was a Twitter account in my high school or it was called RAI RA or something. It was something crazy like that. And and they were just exposing all people and just just it was so many people that I knew be like, "Oh, this guy this girl." I'm like, "I don't know if it's true or not." But like it was all anonymous. So then now you're just and it got shut down because like you can't anonymous just be like, "Oh,
1:40 someone did this." And not press anything. Now it's just out in the thing without they don't get to like, you know, be like, "Oh, I don't have a rebuttal, anything." It could turn into that. That's where I see it going, being like, "Oh, well, this person, >> there there are women out there who maybe they got their feelings hurt, they got broken up with, and they want to like get back at this." >> Yeah. I'm not saying that happens a lot. I'm just saying it could happen. Okay. >> Could all the time. >> One of the main one of the main features is that it's mainly used or at least the purpose is that it's to prevent people from being catfished. >> So, it has it's there to verify that this person is indeed a real guy. >> How about you just FaceTime them real quick? We all have the tech now. What the Newspaper trick. Come on. >> Right. >> What's a news? I thought that's when you kidnap someone. >> I know that there's I know there's My bad. My bad. I know about the filter. >> That's al-Qaeda ransom. >> Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. Just meet them in public. Like actually
2:30 go and meet them in public. Like >> I think this is actually very close to the thing that we were talking about before with like people who aren't actually getting any are the ones who get catfished because they're like, "Oh, I don't want to meet them in public or they're not like uh seasoned with doing that >> cuz nobody gives them any attention." >> For sure. >> Yeah. So when they finally get attention from Leonardo DiCaprio, they go, "I'm actually talking to Leonardo DiCaprio." We're like, "I don't think you are, dude." >> And why are you such a hater, dude? >> Yeah. That's like um >> my favorite. >> Yeah. >> Why are you so >> Yeah. But you don't think I get pulled to Capri? >> It's like when girls catfish you and then you send them tens of thousands of dollars and they say that they're going to meet you at Mel's Diner, but then they don't show up and then you're out of all that money. >> Mel's a story you heard about. >> So like uh one of the >> It didn't happen to me. One of the lawyers who's kind of like looked over this app says it's just such an easy way
3:21 to like sue for defamation because like any anything that someone says about you on there, if you were able to prove that it affected either your work, like something in your life, it's it's a very easy lawsuit. Yeah, I didn't read deep into this one. >> And and the app is not going to protect anyone on there. Like they're not gonna go to bat for you if you you know. >> It's kind of like a Yelp review on your person dating and everything and personality as a safety though. I think it is good cuz sometimes it's like if more people did know what a scumbag you were, it's like it would have it would have maybe saved the next person. >> Do you know you're a dude? >> Whose ████ side are you on, bro? >> I was thinking Yelp of both like genders, right? And then you can review the dating cuz I'm I'm in I'm inspired by a hooker site that I used to frequent. >> Yeah. And then it's so fast. >> And I was thinking what if this could be
4:12 applied >> but on >> a relationship level. I just don't think it's fair because like the next experience doesn't necessarily reflect the past one all the time. Like >> Yeah. >> No. But then Okay. So imagine right like you're you're you're in a relationship and you're like okay mutually eh. Okay, it's not working out. And then you leave a Yelp review like like you're just like, you know, didn't work out but mutual. And then the then they they say that same about you. And then you can see and you go, okay, they're pretty cool. They both had a mutual breakup. But then if it's ████ ████ up, like this ████ ████ ████ ████ my uncle and ████ had a baby with them. And then she's like, "This ████ ████ tried to ████ throw boiling water on me." See, that's more like But the weird thing is that even then, like if I look back at relationships that were totally fine for me, somebody was probably saying that about her at some point. And I feel like that would be really weird to have
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8:26 it'll >> This is anonymous, too. >> You got to show your face. >> Yeah. I think I think you need to have >> No, wait. It's a woman app. It h you have to have some skin in the game if you're making legit. >> You got to get your you got to put your real idea. >> Women only apply, >> dude. But what if >> you're a guy that's going on there to dis, you know? >> It's believe all women the app. >> No, but like you how are they going to scream that you're a woman? >> You know what? The WNBA should get paid more. >> I could go on the app and destroy other people, too. Like as a guy, like I could pretend I'm a girl. >> People ruin everything. And that's what I've come to realize. But then it is one of those things where like you could do this literally on any app. It's not something totally new. It's just foc focusing on that. You know, you could do that on Reddit. Someone could just say they dated you. You'd never know if they were being truthful. >> You got to prove you're a real person. You got to get your your ID verified for
9:17 this to work cuz then like what you said, if there's no skin in the game. >> It just reminds you of the >> then you just get to make up whatever the ████ you want. >> But there was this website called the dirty. Do you ever do you remember the dirty.com? So, the dirty was basically a gossip website where you would just talk about real people in your life that like some like if someone ████ with you and then they would just be massive posts and you could just search areas and like you can just hear gossip about literally anybody. This was like early early 2000s. >> Ask you guys remember Ask FM? >> No. What's that? >> It was when I was in high school. It was like pe people would ask questions anonymously and they would put it on like their MySpace or like stuff like that. Facebook. >> Oh, I remember this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ask after. >> I just wanted to be involved. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Dad, this is pretty. >> Wow. You were born. >> You were born. >> Wow. >> You guys ever heard of Pornhub?
10:08 Sick, right? >> You guys ever heard of Plots? >> What's that? >> It's apricot plump. >> Did anyone ever use chat roulette in here? Were you guys chat? >> Yeah, I used it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't say I used >> And then I got weird. I mean, I think it was always weird, >> but cuz it's always some random dude jacking off and ████ >> Yeah. Who the ████ would do that? >> Gross, dude. Even earlier than that, I used to use stick cam. Do you know what stickham is called? >> I know, but you need help. >> Of course. >> What the ████ is >> He's like the dark web. You have to go to the dark web. >> It was basically the uh the sceners like version. >> Oh, I remember this. >> Yeah. See, >> I didn't use it. I didn't use it. >> Yo, that would be a funny segment. Like imagine if we had a full-on like set, like it was a new set, whatever, and then we'll go on chat roulette, and then the next person that pops up, we just interview them. >> That'd be tight. >> And we take our ████ out.
10:58 >> I mean, that's that's literally >> This is a real interview. >> We should get in front of it and have our ████ out first. ████ you. >> Answer the question. >> Yeah. >> You try to beat them to the punch every time. >> Beat them to the punch. I like that. That's something about it. >> It just opens on them and we're like, ah. There are so many ████ kids on there. >> Like that's >> We have to cut those out. We have to >> We literally like commit a felony in the first second. >> Yeah. I can't show them our dick for sure. >> Isn't there age limit? You can't You can >> Doesn't matter, dude. There's hella kids. >> You got You got to be in St. Chillies. >> As long as the computer's open like a bunch of kids just be gathering around that ████ on there. It's like always hella kids. Yeah, it's gross. >> Hey, who knows? We might have not known they were kids. Like it's just like, you know what I mean? We might have gotten flown onto the island. Like, who knows? August 22nd. >> Trust.
11:48 >> August 22nd. >> The whole bit is me getting cancelled then my movie. I heard it. >> Small cast. >> It's a small cast. >> Eight cash total. >> Trust. Go see Trust. >> Best publicity ever. >> You made it the game, not me. >> I love how the whole like there's just going to be all clips of me getting cancelled like he plugged his movie after everything he said. >> The studio is going to be like this guy can't stop plugging the movie. Great. We love this guy. >> He's a marketing machine. >> He never gives up on it. >> Honestly, that's what 50 does though. 50 will literally be like, "Oh, Rick Ross kissing a guy on this." Boom. #Lim and Droy # Brenson Conac #50 said action channel. Like that's what you might have been watering. >> Smart. >> That's so funny. So, you don't want you don't want to join this app? >> I do.
12:39 >> I'm definitely not. >> Women only? Uh, I identify while I'm on the app. >> Would you would you think an app like this would be helpful for you in any way as a woman? >> No, I would just ask my community or like my my actual >> What if you're What if you're a dork though? You don't know anybody. >> Yeah. >> Or you're new in town. >> You shouldn't have an >> Yeah, you're new in town. >> I guess I guess it's almost like you just see who like it's like Instagram. You see who follows that guy and you're like, is he a creep? you have like rapport because it's like you know who knows this person or they look like somewhat legitimate. They have some sort of like lifestyle or >> Are you single or you dating right now? >> I'm dating. >> How is it out here? >> Is it rough? >> I mean I'm having a great time. >> All right. Well, yeah. >> ████ and sucking, brother. >> Bro, I didn't No, I'm not brother. Bro, why do I keep Why do I
13:29 keep Why do I keep doing this? Boom. >> ████ sucking. Yeah. Let's go. >> How dare you? In front of my brothers. You're sick, dude. You're ████ sick. >> I don't know. I just feel like every girl in LA is like, it's tough out here. I genuinely like I haven't seen a girl in a while, so I guess it was seen a girl in a while. Cuz LA just don't have no girls. >> Yeah. >> Having a good time. >> Yeah. With the one person I'm dating. >> Oh, you Oh, so you're with someone. >> Mhm. >> Oh, I asked if Oh, I said if you were single or dating. >> Oh, you thought she was like dating. >> Oh, my fault. My fault. My fault. about town. >> Yeah. >> You're getting multiple now. The ████ assault thing is pretty weird. >> I regret that we did that. >> See how I did that? >> Can't take it back. >> Yeah. Yeah, you already did it. >> We did the handshake. >> Nope. I'm rewinding it. >> No, can't do it. Can't do it.
14:23 >> I just want to hear any girl say that about their own life. ████ sucking. >> Yeah. Oh, I'm ████ sucking. You dating? No, I'm ████ sucking. >> Yeah, it's good. We have a dog, two cats. Uh, we actually just got a mortgage and uh, we're ████ sucking. >> Let's go. Let's go. >> Oh, man. >> Sounds like a good life. >> Nice.
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