0:00 real quick pitch Quick Pitch with the boys imagine AI but it's our wives and they're just nice to us I man that'd be such a dream system [Music] overload did you guys hear that Sports Illustrated got busted using AI to post a bunch of ████ articles really did it say like chat gbt um I am not authorized to do this but then you know like you're supposed to delete the top part well I don't know if that happened but um they basically had fake profile pictures of people editors and stuff no way fake names and then fake article well not fake articles but like AI articles and they like were like published by Sports Illustrated and they made it to print made it to print on their website right and then they they
0:51 they got called out for it and then they took it all down so so what is the issue that the public has with it why is is it cuz it's just fake ████ or why did you put author names if it's AI oh that's the thing why can't why can't you create an author using AI you can but you should tell everybody what you're doing oh I see oh so they're trying to hide that it's not AI that's what they did oh that's lame that's the one of my favorite sites ever started doing that and it broke my heart man which one crack.com really I mean they would do it though right yeah it's almost like they're using AI to read their own articles to just recycle them really cuz they on a top 20 list of things three of them will be the same thing W it doesn't even know that it's repeating it's yeah it doesn't even know they're that lazy but don't people go to those for opinion pieces like because they want to know like a position or or
1:43 concept from a human I mean you still have to wonder how they're able to release six articles per day when no one's even on that site anymore crazy maybe nobody reads it yeah it's crazy a lot of sites are doing that exact same thing now and you can catch it pretty easily it's like some zergnet ████ yeah and look this is sports illustrator right it's a huge name like this is like one of the top names in the sports industry and it's supposed to be one of the surviving Publications still with ethics are they surviving that's why I think maybe why do they have to turn to AI can't they just have somebody write these we don't necessarily know like cuz it could just be a guy who's like trying to farm a bunch of different numbers and he started all these accounts so we don't know it could be the publisher we don't know like like a data guy do they still have Bruce Jenner in the bikini and stuff yeah Bruce Jenner is looking sexy though yeah Bruce Jenner got cuz you got a fatter and then like we're accepting of that now we don't fat shame
2:35 here no no no no no we love it about kayin yeah yeah dude it's there's there's ████ there's like AI ████ on my ████ explore page really it's weird cuz it's like it's like a chick with like bouncy titties and then her face is like doesn't bother me that's just how she looks it's like what the ████ is this Grandma's had did that too I don't give a ████ did you see how some of these AI uh influencer girls are making like like hundreds of thousands of dollars and it's like a guy a girl or what like a team of people that just take their faces and turn it into AI how are they making all that money is it brand deal cuz people keep buying into it they're only they make like AI only fans or whatever no way it's not it's not even a team it's not even it used to be a team of people making one now it's one guy making a team of people say whatever you want about SS but for some reason they have a lot of money yeah how
3:25 do they spend all this money on these chip are rich you say whatever you want about them you go ahead but they are leers bro they ████ make money dude that's crazy they're making it but yeah AI stuff as articles is is different right it hits different rather than images like when it's articles and you're taking time to read it and you start seeing little weird gages like ho ████ I just been reading a random regurgitated thing yeah I I can't I can't unhear what I just heard about AI only fans like that blows well it's a big actually they just it's not even a human being they busted some chick who's who making like 15 million or something like that and she's a complete AI the images AI the videos Ai and the dialog AI so are they making them just do like wild crazy ████ or is it just because it's like some hot ████ that everybody want see they make them just like like hey what's up we're chilling and ████ it's like I remember
4:16 there was one she wasn't quite AI but she was like filtered to Crazy death right so then her that was in her face yeah all that but she was making gu like hella money and I was like it looks too perfect how do we get into AI only fans because I feel like that's a victimless crime there was there was a girl who was who was you said they got they got caught or whatever or no this I think the thing that I that reminded me when what he just said there was this girl that would um she would do only fans and stuff but then she would make her face look super young like like a kid almost yeah and then um I I mean she got exposed tons of times and didn't really care she was like whatever that's my character right and then she just like killed herself randomly Noy Jesus dude threw that away fallowing yeah always ends in a death or something that's yeah
5:06 her name was like Miss Kitty something I forgot but you forgot cuz you threw it away she killed herself yeah she committed suicide crazy that sucks yeah that's s she was getting a lot of death threats people found out she wasn't really didn't really that reminds me of that porn star who killed herself cuz everyone she said she wouldn't do um scenes with any male performers who had done gay porn oh yeah yeah yeah and then she was getting death threat and then she killed herself what who was that's crazy I do remember that I don't remember but yeah I remember that exact statement yeah and then got dud AI is super helpful to write professional emails though cuz like I don't write in that language and then I'm just like ████ dude how do I word this and then like you got to be like um write me this to the landlord in a professional manner
5:56 for this these reasons or whatever right yeah and tell them I'll suck your dick if I can avoid rent for 25 days in a professional way thank you so when you use it so when you use AI in that type of setting where it's like you're using it as a tool to help your business like is the are the ethics different than a people like making misleading only fans with AI is like are those two things the same or different in your eyes I think it does just come down to ethics it's like you're not going to get in trouble for it but if people don't like it now and they won't pay further then that's the penalty yeah you know wow but you don't some of these AI girls though I'm like you got to be a dumbass to not know that it's not a real girl like you really have no contact with women to think that this cartoon cuz some of them it's like super smooth yeah it's like and in the background's all like perfectly done and I'm like
6:48 come on dude you couldn't tell that was AI some simps so imagine like people that are down to Jack to ████ Tomb Raider the video game already this is already 10 times I'm pretty down in the '9 this is already 10 times way more realistic than the Tomb Raider and they what if they do it knowing it's fake too yeah they probably don't even give up that's where I feel like there's a crossover they thought it was real in the '90s what no no the AI polygonal yeah but I think that's the crossover between Ai and um catfish victims yeah oh my God you know what I mean like it's the that's maybe the biggest growth industry that there is right yeah yeah yeah you know there's like people who are being catfish and you're like how could you think that's a real person get demog into your um entertainment gold mine gold
7:39 mine infinitely crazy cuz the truth never comes it's sustainable forever yeah you don't need it cuz you can just say like oh my God like they fake accidents they fake all kinds of ████ they use AI they're like I'm in a hospital bed and then the guys are like oh she's in a hospital bed what why are you 5,000 more dollar right and the AI just writes narratives writes situations are you really trying to search if that's real or not not anymore that is the reality I think we found our new scheme here guys but we need a simp angel investor because they have unlimited cash unlimited funds we got to learn how to make ████ AI tech for some reason they're all Bitcoin billionaires Financial Geniuses DCA baby they're just DCA they're just I guess there's just DCA it's like unbelievable how low they get in on this stuff you guys saw that story with the dude who was like a a Ruby Rose fan oh
8:32 yeah I did I did Ruby Rose is really popular only fans it was a story that got out that her top uh like payer whatever she poses nudes there yeah but the guy who's like supposedly her top uh customer they put his like dollar amount out and I think it's like 67k or some ████ oh my God and then like they made him out to be this like crazy ass Super Fan they put his DMS up it looks really embarrassing on him and ████ and that he has like a tattoo with her face and then it turns out it was all just a marketing scheme that the dude the dude just like got paid to like take a photo with her and be this like scapegoat for this whole like thing and he's like no I don't even I don't even like uh pay that much or anything sure but he says the the team set the whole thing up with some input from him that's what he's claiming but why what it was for good Mark just to get the word to get more
9:22 people on to get her more popular and it worked she shared leak um she also shared leak in an image of her face tattooed on his body yeah the crazy thing though is that they made it look one of the most clever ways that they were able to make it believable is that they made it look like he was the same guy from an MTV you know like the My Strange Addiction or some ████ one of those shows where he's like addicted to porn or something and it looks like that's the same guy but it's not way so then it makes this Narrative of like oh yeah he's always been like that wow but he's like that's not even me the timeline doesn't even match well he went viral for being like her top simp right and like he's apparently a Bitcoin bro or whatever apparently yeah and then he like gave her like 60 G's a month or something 60 I think his his uh yeah it shows his financial contribution it's like 60 something K but then they say it was like a big ruse to like get more
10:12 attention for her page which makes sense yeah yeah yeah damn that's crazy cynical we live in a cruel cynical world we we're done though dude this is over we're done dude I think we're just getting started cuz it's like technology you know like the whole scary thing how they always try to remind you they're like oh yeah any gripes you have about AI or any of this stuff it is the worst it's ever going to be right now ████ well dude but like the technology when email came out like your grandparents are like this is the end of the world yeah so it's like not really I think we're getting started cuz the technology improves improves improves I'm talking about the only fanship we're done though dude I think that works hand in hand but also it depends on what country you live in I mean but that's why we got to monetize this real quick pitch Quick Pitch with the boys imagine AI but it's our wives and they're just nice to us I man that'd be such a drink system
11:07 overload cannot compute forgiveness impossible that's funny that I need a hell of a graphics card for that one what the hey I'm going to need a dual I'm going to need a dual graphics card you know how you I'll be pouring buckets of ice into that ████ Tower dude cooling down dude you know how you're going to be able to tell if someone's a real girl or not because AI will always know what they want to eat see what do you want to eat I don't know oh you're real you're a real girl do you think AI is smart enough to not know so that you think it's a real girl oh no nah it just has three dots over and over forever well she would take a while she would take a while she's real yeah she's real take my
11:57 [Music] 60k [Music]
// end of tape