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Off The Record: What Would You Do if All Limitations Were Removed?

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0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to a very special careful boys we have Colleen back hey [Applause] I have called her the care for a girl somehow where would you go the question today where would you go if there were absolutely no limits upon you like no government no any whatever you think is a limit where would you go what would you do what would you be doing okay is there something that you're like ████ I would do it but I can't there's a tribe right now and I think it's like Siberia but they heard reindeer and then they also eat reindeer raw and there's pictures online of like just whole kids and families they have uh they carved out a reindeer and they're just sitting

0:50 in a circle and just eating it raw they're just carving it out and needing it I want to try that and also I want to try um just living with them for a little bit to see see how they live yeah I think it's pretty Siberian cold as ████ bro yeah it might be Mongolia it might it's just one of those areas that's where they they sharded I think really oh really I don't know with the 8080s no I don't know I I like cold now so right do I have the skills am I Limited in my skills or is it just limited in my like resources I think there's no limitations like if you can just remove all the things that kept you from getting there all right I'll tell you one I want to go to the line Saudi Arabia where's that that's not exactly that's not built yet yeah well well now it is because there's nothing stopping me two shades there's no limitations

1:40 so in Saudi Arabia they're building this like giant City that's um basically in between like two like reflective glass giant walls and it's all like in a straight line in the desert and it's self-sustaining and everything but it's it's nowhere near being finished okay but if if it was somehow in existence I would want to go there because I think that's such a different freaking thing yeah no limitations and no problems I want to see what the ████ happened I want to see what the ████ they was doing while it was happening no no now you

2:32 want to get a tour from like someone who knows yeah yeah oh like an Epstein Island tour guide like a Alcatraz tour like he ran away from it and he came back okay so that's interesting actually yeah that is pretty cool yeah it opens your minds a little bit too the possibilities of this prompt yeah I want to hear from one of the teenagers that were on the island and then see like what their life was like there yeah like what was specifics right you want to know about every moment it's just like so when you're hanging out with Bill Clinton did you guys just like hit pinatas or what did you do did you sit in his lap all day yeah you're like or did you talk about politics you know like what happened yeah yeah she talked about like World Government Theory yeah or like did Bill Clinton give you any ideas about like what's what's like being the governor of Arkansas what if it just was yeah no we actually did a lot of pinata stuff it was mostly most mostly you wouldn't believe how many pinatas are available so bill is obsessed with tootsie rolls and and

3:23 specifically getting them out of pinatas you gotta practice all the time that sounds fun no I would want to know because because that's the whole thing right it's like well they were potentially like blackmailing government officials and flying them in and having them do stuff and then going we got tapes I don't want to see the taper I don't want to see the ████ editing base yeah I want to see what happened in there and like somebody just bought it apparently for like millions of dollars like what are they gonna do with it yeah it just happened just happened would you have any interest in going to see Fort Knox and what's really inside and how much if there's actually gold no gold sucks I like Bitcoin I like crypto like woo mostly like kuji too for different

4:13 reasons no that would be sick honestly seeing what's inside a Fort Knox that I mean didn't Rand Paul like try to try to sue to find out like what's actually really yeah or wrongful Rumble he's like hey what's actually in Fort Knox and they're like hey ████ you yeah I remember the equipment it did say that yeah I oh Area 51 obviously is there aliens yes change my answer that's the next one I was definitely gonna say Area 51 is definitely gonna also say like Antarctica because you know people say that like there's also like all those all those camps there you want to talk about that what's what's the camps over there what's up in Antarctica a bunch of polar bear camps no way and they're like humans no what what's what they said there's Nazi camps there oh Mazzy Camp yep a lot of Nazis

5:04 still have moved there had kids raised them as a Nancy it's kind of cold it's cold extra hateful too it was cool but there's people in Siberia just there's just a station there's a couple of stations in Antarctica well no limits we just want to find out you know what I mean there's no no limits no problems all right I like to um explore a black cool in space Oh geez Jesus and be able to come back because this might be Interstellar no no limitations bookshelf right No Limit ations though we're all like two months old man if you're like ████ I ended up in the library I know right that's what it takes you to the black hole turns

5:54 into a bookshelf everybody it's science and you can't read yeah you'd be there with tars though at least it's a low gravity library but still it's still it's fine it's boring like you might turn into a Robinson Crusoe book or something and some sort of space travels but then your book got canceled oh that's nice yeah I think that would as far as no limitations something that we are we haven't explored yet well aren't there like some like super Earths that they found that are too far to get to that they know that atmosphere for Earth yeah they know that atmospherically and element wise it's super similar they just can't confirm it physically it's like way bigger it'd be cool to like go there for a split second die different guys yeah oxygen see that's what we should be doing oh that sounds so cool I want to peek and go whoa there's dinosaur

6:44 dollars here and they're way bigger than actual Earth they just they look identical but they're just like massive and they're so freaking dream come true maybe or a nightmare yeah depending on well no limitation okay okay so everyone's Vietnamese so basically you could be like Dr Manhattan you can breathe yeah you can breathe I'll I'll just astral project then because then I can see without being there and being hurt but then you could ever prove it because I don't want a pterodactyl ████ swallowing me and ████ no no no a woman's gymnasium

7:34 no limitations right nobody no problems right it's like anything's like so on the toilet in the woman's bathroom I'm gonna be a lady they're both black holes yeah one's theoretical at least mine's is real yeah they're right recall good call that's fine I would say I would say that the basic grounded concept of no limitations to me oftentimes is like you know what you know when like you see those ████ College like hippies that just go backpacking around Europe okay and in my mind I'm like don't you have like responsibility don't you have things that you need to like tend to or whatever but the idea of being able to like backpack through like continents and not feel some sort of like I need to

8:24 be here at home to take care of work or like like I feel like those are yeah one time didn't you and Ken just do something similar almost me and Mike did uh across the country yeah yeah we gave ourselves three weeks to just like van around like the US and stuff which was honestly one of the greatest experiences how many states you hit we we did the most impractical zigzag we probably went to like 13 different states wow uh we just went from like New York all the way down to like Miami all the way back to like like Louisiana New Orleans then went up to like South Dakota and Mount Rushmore which sucks by the way I heard that yeah so you're just so underwhelming what it says that to me I thought maybe that's like a best kept secret like they tell you to tell everyone it sucks no you go there and it's like it would be like looking at that Sinclair Dino Gastly signs that bad that's yeah that's what I'm saying that's

9:15 underwhelming I met a Backpacker um British kid in in in in Beijing and then I was like damn dude how did you come up with all this money and he goes like um I saved up for two three years I just like every job that I had because I uh right after I graduated I wanted a backpack for a year and I'm like you are so responsible I blew all my money that's what I said how much time you know yeah right but I mean I was in Beijing traveling with my friends so I wasn't that irresponsible but I was like so you took the whole year off to just travel and he goes yeah like traveling in Europe is cheap too because they'll do the Hostile thing for like 10 bucks a night you know that's what I'm saying being able to feel like you can get lost like if you go to a city and then you like it you're like I'll stay here and maybe I'll stay here for a month yeah or

10:05 if you go to another city and you're like oh it's cool and I can move on and just having no like responsibility or limits I would love that I don't know how to set something like that up anymore that's what I'm saying it feels so far away even though it's like something that you can do I go to the Vatican I go to their secret little Library oh and then I probably get bored and leave but I would try to look for cool things like apparently they have a machine that'd be funny if you did go there everything's written in Italian you're just like well that was fun we're talking about the anti-matter machine I'm talking about oh The Godfather part of History see your machine history with the ████ Stargate no they can see any moment from history at any point they have that in the Vatican nah it's probably ████ but I want to see if they have it yeah I just want to check it out because then if they did have it I would try to see the birth of Christ

10:57 and then I would specifically look see if he's a white guy yeah and I could use that yeah I could be like hey Christ is actually a white dude you ████ idiots but then if he's not a white guy I just say he's a white guy no matter what he's always alive there's also apparently secrets of Egypt you know what I'm talking about you're under the pause yeah exactly the ones that yeah specifically the Egyptian like government or whatever historical government keeps a secret they won't let people in because it has information about our ancient his human history and stuff like that that they they're just holding the secrets of our existence why are they a Secret Keeper yeah I don't know it's a secret all the cool Secrets everyone who's who's about to tell the secrets dies didn't they say that the pyramids aren't

11:48 fully discovered or explored because they can go further down yeah that's what they said they're trying to do so in our technology right that's just the tip so that there's other infrastructures that show that there's just like that's the top of the pyramid and then there's this infrastructure that goes all the way down and there's reason to believe that we haven't explored it fully because there's chambers that keep going down we never found the clip of the in a way yeah to use a metaphor yeah yeah the pyramids right too many booby traps yeah yeah it didn't hit the G-Spot we just got tipped in but we didn't get there we're still perusing that's so well put nobody ever said it's very eloquently thank you yeah you're welcome which always let's start so so where the ████ is it

12:39 can we get a diagram yeah can someone show us can someone right ballistics be involved you're sicko [Laughter] I'm thinking if only the show is in order but that's impossible there's also there's also for the sake of no limitations and I'm not going to drown or anything like that some of the unexplored parts of the ocean because what if there really are oh yeah other species other civilizations very good you know what I mean that's crazy yeah for sure there have to be because I saw wakanda wakanda wakanda yeah and I was like the third movie imagine it's really called that yeah the neck the one that they do about the Aztec empire it's called wakanda wakanda wakanda time the recent one you mean black panther will kind of forever

13:29 wakanda time yeah they brought in the Aztec Empires and it's really symbolism between the Mexican and black population of America yes but I like Tessa Thompson yeah I really like I really like them because they're underneath the Earth and yeah Nick I was listening to Lex Friedman talk about he was talking to this one guy who's the AI you tell me it was AI Lex Friedman is confirmed it he might be AI but he was talking to this guy who was a Amazon Explorer and he was saying that like all the most Amazon's the most diverse population of just life right and he said it's like 70 like undiscovered nobody knows anything about it really and he was saying that there was a tribe of people that would just kill like researchers they would start just ripping them apart on the beach

14:20 when they would see him and I'm kind of just like I just want to be a fly on the wall you know just to watch how these dudes rip people apart kinda not rip people apart but just like they're indigenous right they're they're by themselves they're isolated I would just love to kind of just watch this ████ all the Forbidden places they're just watching their ass all day yeah what if it's like they're just like picking food eating it cooking it he's got a thing for that though that's why he wants to see it yeah I'm just like how do you guys cook that what do you guys eat over here but the stories of like how they would just like kill researchers it's like really scary it's like that movie The Green Inferno ever heard that movie oh with Bruce Lee oh Green Hornet [Laughter]

15:11 they were just they would just like eat people and rip them apart like it was crazy they would kill them with their bare hands it's like kind of really scary but part of me is like I'm very interested in that stuff is that bad does that work yeah it's wrong that's cool but the Amazon will be typed to just kind of walk through and just not worry about getting bit by spiders or anything I would go to the ████ Moon and make sure that we actually went also to the Moon you want the dark side of the moon no go to the like Apollo 11 Landings like if there's Footprints everything's not suss I just want to make sure it's alien spaceship That's Heavy I just want to look about you want to see that flag plan it's Hollow guys the Moon is hollow I would want to be a fly on the wall in like a top level like Berkshire Hathaway meeting or something oh you get to hear what they really talk about it's probably really boring

16:02 not more boring than the the the tribe really dude maybe not more I mean have you heard Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger in their meetings or just like in their speeches yeah that's pretty much I just want to catch them drinking baby blood dude like Illuminati New World Order meetings I bet I bet they are that's yeah this is probably boring yeah I've been Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger are for three hours talking ████ about Bitcoin give guaranteed and by the way sort of found it how about going to the top floor of like the Scientology building down oh yeah because they don't let people go up there right to the Tom Cruise Suite I want to see where all the where it all goes down yeah remedy Penthouse I wish I could ride on the whales back and from Alaska to Hawaii see where they

16:55 go because sometimes they they find like giants go you just said Alaska no but the deep ocean because sometimes they find these giant squid in their bellies yeah I just want to skip to the part where the giant squids are yeah yeah I want to see like the route they take I just don't want to watch it's like nine hours of footage because I think about as an editor like I've edited many things and I'm like oh man we have so much footage and ████ yeah it's like at least a five second shot oh God but that tells me the whale is going really really low the whale must be going extremely far like so far down there and I'm like I don't know how many times I could do this and clear my ears dude you gotta go

17:45 to the James dude is that what you're saying yeah if only the show is in order but we can't figure out how to do that we can figure out how to put a man on the Move we can't figure out how to get JK out in order that's true it's a distant drill I love that maybe if we didn't have any limitations or problems sometimes it's like the match is lit and then it's just and and we're here criticizing the budgets of like City like problems and we go hey can we get certain videos at certain times let me check and nothing happens like like we literally can't figure it out and I'm like man it's so crazy to think that like shows on TV know how to get their shows out in order but like JK we just can't do it can you imagine though like you're watching like Star Trek on TV and then

18:36 the fan like episode 10 comes out before what we're episode two and then and then the show Runners are just like yeah that's just how it goes like because we have editors so like yeah we don't we don't know we don't choose the uploads that's what happened this way and we're just like okay anyway we can change that yeah yeah we'll get to it because then like it's almost like all the jokes that we make would line up it all work but like it's like it's almost like people that know who Christian Pierce is before he's been in night videos well I love that guy that's lovely love Christian Pierce yeah and now he knows you love your sister too oh did he find out about that yeah oh that's cool he seemed to not react very strongly really as if he already knew oh he already knew me before he heard about the bed no he

19:26 already knew your sister and yeah didn't you guys know each other already yeah thank you for years how much you love your sister you probably slipped it when you guys met each other he seen my sisters I mean the one of the first things Steve always says when you meet people is man my sister always playing hard to get always complaining about it thanks for having me I love the idea that she was she was actually at my wedding and that I married Nikki but I was looking at my sister the whole time that one that is a gross that one gets me so good that like that's so gross that one gets me good

20:17 thank you

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