0:00 Turns out body count's not actually a really big deal. >> Turns out why? >> For me. >> Why? What do you mean like what happened? What are you What are you talking about? >> don't think it's that big a deal. But I've seen you talking ████ online, talking ████ to all the nice people out there who maybe have a chick with a high body count. And you're so judgy. And you're such a mayor. >> Wait, it's a mayor to say high body count matters? >> a mayor. I'm being >> [laughter] >> It's like you're you're running a >> I'm being a mayor. I'm being a mayor. I'm being a mayor. >> [laughter] >> That's what do you really say? What do you really say? >> I genuinely think that body count doesn't matter as much as you think it does. >> Uh I I think it matters, yeah. Wait, so if But you get to say this because Nikki doesn't have a big >> I know. That's what I'm saying. You don't ████ >> actually had a thousand, you'd be ████ >> A thousand? A THOUSAND. >> [laughter] >> A THOUSAND'S CRAZY. Who even ████ a thousand times? >> Four digits is wild.
0:51 >> Some I've I've seen interviews where like some chicks like, "Oh, during my college era, I would like ████ two dudes in one day." I'm like, "Oh, ████ >> That's not a thousand. A thousand. >> That's two dudes in one day. No, that's not >> Yeah, but she could get to a thousand by she's by the time she's 30. >> with a thousand, for sure. >> Yeah. >> I'm sure Yeah, Wilt Chamberlain. >> You don't uh You've never uh gone through that where you were with a chick that had a high body count? >> When I was insecure. >> What How much was it? >> Well, when you're insecure, three is a high body >> Yeah, exactly. No, honestly, one other guy ████ your chick before you did. >> Yeah. >> That's That's what I mean. >> Yeah, YOU DON'T YOU'RE NOT >> CAN'T EVEN BE IN THE CONVERSATION. >> WAIT. >> [laughter] >> DON'T BE LIKE TARGETING CRACK the plastic before the kids get the card. Sorry. Sorry. >> What a ref. >> Sorry. >> Wait, what's the highest body count girl you've been with?
1:41 >> [laughter] >> Uh not in my not much. >> You never had a discussion with like >> I never had like a tearful discussion. [laughter] No. But But I envy those guys cuz I've I've been there emotionally, but never actually been there, yeah. >> I I'd never had a problem. Like I've heard high numbers, and I was like, it's cool, whatever. But once I got that number, I was like, that's my threshold. >> Hey, but under 10, doesn't it feel like she's still a virgin? >> Under 10 is nothing. That's like >> What was your threshold again? >> 100. >> Oh. >> That's what I'm talking about. Body count doesn't matter? 100? >> Can we qualify? >> What? >> What if it's it's 10? >> Okay. >> 10. >> You said 10 is a agreeable number. >> Sure. >> At the same time. >> Uh what? That's a totally different Wait, that's a type? SHE'S ONLY >> THAT SEX ONE TIME AND IT WAS AN ORGY? >> That's a completely different activity. That's a that's a whole other action. >> I actually prefer that.
2:32 >> Really? >> Then Okay, if if THE SAME CHICK SAME CHICK NO, SAME CHICK 10 at once versus 100. >> Yeah. >> I would prefer >> 100 separately. >> 10 at once because it was she just she was just wilding for one night and it was like she didn't know what was going on. She was just in the heat of the moment. >> going on. >> And I'm like, okay, she got it out of her system cuz she technically ████ once. >> Question, is Bart the most relatable JK member? >> [laughter] >> I have to ████ agree. >> But then >> See? >> Here's here's my rebuttal, though. Here's my rebuttal. Even the porn industry devalues that more than someone who's been with 100. >> I don't care about mother >> Wait, devalues? What do you mean? >> Because the thing is if you shoot a video where 10 guys are doing you, that totally devalues the rest of your like
3:22 it's it's all about like have what have you not done? >> Yeah, but it's not it's not black eyes yet. >> Two, it's too crazy of an action that it's like, oh well, now no one's going to pay for you to >> you have to go through stages. >> Do you know what I'm talking about what I'm talking about? >> I'm with him. Go ahead. >> What I'm talking about is this. Who do you think has more barbecue experience? The guy that goes to Texas de Brazil, tried 10 different meats at one time, or the person that had Korean barbecue 100 separate times? >> That's It's where I thought he was going. >> tell you that. I've been with a girl that's had Korean barbecue 100 times and a and a girl that had three Korean barbecues on her once. >> Did she ever get full? >> [laughter] >> I have that data and I don't think it's any better if you've had more sex. I just >> I I I I agree with Bart because it's one mistake versus 100 mistakes.
4:12 >> No, you guys are looking at it wrong. >> I think both are bad. >> It's one mistake. It could be like 10 years ago versus 100 mistakes and the last one was 3 months ago. >> But one mistake is 10 is a 10-person gangbang is pretty crazy. >> [laughter] >> But then having sex with a person is a normal experience. Having a 10 on one, that's that's a unique you probably don't know one other >> I'll make it crystal clear for you, okay? Who's what's worse? >> Cooking. >> The school shooter that shot 10 people one time or the serial killer that killed 100 individual people? >> Yep. >> Isn't that clear? >> But no, no, no, but then that's that's that's assuming that like the chance First of all, the odds that a girl who had a 10 on one, that's all she's ever done is that doesn't exist on planet Earth. >> No, but she's also a serial killer. Did you not hear her? >> It doesn't. >> She's a what? >> She's also a serial killer. >> It doesn't. >> like all of them were shooting her.
5:02 >> people >> Both of these things are super bad. >> Most chicks do not lose their virginity to 10 people the first time. >> Most >> Most chicks >> We're not judging it, by the way, but I'm just saying hypothetically to me it's easier to stomach that. >> This is the only dub for me that nobody's looking at right now, okay? >> Both of them suck. >> Yeah. Yeah. Both of them suck. However, if I'm with the girl who only did it once with 10 people, to me the ceiling is high for everything that we should be able to do. >> What does that What does that mean? >> Like ████ in her mouth? That's crazy. >> That's crazy that was your first, but yeah. >> I just I don't think you'd be able to stomach it. Because nobody has. >> I like hot multiple cream pies. >> I can stomach the other one either. >> Nobody's Nobody in history has ever had to deal with the fact that the person they're with lost their virginity to 10 people. >> [laughter]
5:52 >> In history? >> Are you sure about that? >> I would I like watching gay porn. >> to bet that's never happened. >> You mean consensually? Consensually? >> Okay, well, I'm willing to bet that's never happened. >> take that away from my argument. I was just making my argument. You took away the consensual part. >> as a virginity loss. >> Don't make it dark. >> Why you guys take it there, ████ >> No, he did. He he He said in history. >> Winning the videos are a tough job, guys. >> I know you said in history. >> Well, yeah, but I didn't mean that in a dark way. What are you talking about? >> I don't know about the Romans. >> What is Who's talking about Rome? >> We always think about the Roman Empire. Guys think about IT EVERY DAY. >> [laughter] >> WHAT do you mean? IT WAS CONSENSUAL, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW THE Spartan guys used to have sex with each other. That's why they fought so good. >> Yep. But you know what? >> They went like this, "Girls, give me guys." >> So then I think we're I think I agree that like you're only saying body count doesn't matter cuz you never had to deal
6:43 with a high body count. So that's like That's a >> You have the luxury of going, "I'm cool. The kids like me." >> I'm glad the Jewish mafia has your back. >> What? >> I don't know. I got nothing. That's what That's what people do. >> [laughter] >> That's what people do. That's what people do. >> But then see, if your body count really didn't matter, you would have ended up with someone with a high body count cuz that wouldn't have swayed you. >> Yep. >> So you were also with somebody that had three Korean barbecues at one time? >> In the past, yeah. >> And that one was But that's just worse >> One of the incidences. >> That's one of the But that's the incidence that I couldn't stomach, and that's why it ended. >> Or she did that and a lot of people? >> Which one was You have to choose one. >> have What do you mean? What do you mean? YOU CAN'T HAVE A GIRL THAT'S LIKE, "I HAD 10 DUDES AT ONCE AND 100 guys." Then you're going to be like, "That's double uh" >> Guaranteed any girl who's had 10 dudes at once probably had 100 guys. >> That's true. >> I don't I think it kind of goes hand in hand. >> Okay. >> But no, these are totally two separate different times. >> Oh.
7:33 >> Yeah, yeah. >> Which one was more you couldn't stomach? Which one hurt more? >> They were the same. >> It felt the same to you? >> Yeah, it was the same. >> Wait, the tightness was the same? >> No, the tightness No, it was the same like I just this isn't for me kind of a thing. Yeah, that's all. >> And then but it was completely gooch until goochie, right? Until she admitted that to you? >> They had potential and then >> What if what if this? What if her body count was the exact same number as yours? >> At the time? [snorts] >> Whatever, Ryan. >> No, that's that's fine. >> Like let's say your body count could get social security. >> how I'm judging it. I was like that's really how I judged it. I was like that's crazy that it's like I can't have someone be exponentially higher than me. >> So if you were at 300 and she was at 100, you feel like oh, easy. >> Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. I would I wouldn't
8:23 judge. If I was that high above them. >> If you were 100, she was 100. >> If we were both 100, oh, I wouldn't judge. That's that then it's fair. >> If you're at 100, she's at 101. >> [laughter] >> And she's just 0.5 and you're like wait, what the ████ does that mean? >> So part of the risk part of the risk of having someone with a high body count is you're prone to run into a person in that count. And that's going to complicate things for both of you. To be fair, this this person who had a 100 count, I never ran into anybody that was part of it just never happened. >> Would you Would you have played out the list though? How do you know? >> Well, it just never came up. Well, she was very honest. She told me the body count. She would be honest if we saw someone from that count. >> Yeah. >> Would you Would you rather be with somebody who's been with a thousand people or somebody who just slept with one other person but it's your dad? >> [laughter] >> A thousand. >> Her virginity was taken by my dad? >> don't have to say virginity. >> I don't think I could I could don't
9:13 think I could do it if I shared her with it with my dad. >> Me neither. >> Can't be asking my bros about my dad, yeah. >> So you'll go with the thousand. [laughter] >> I don't WANT MY DAD'S [clears throat] SLOPPY SECONDS. I got to go with the thousand. What about you? You would do it with the dad? I'm just asking. It's hypothetical. It's my question. I don't have to answer. >> I would Yeah, I >> What if What if you're at a party? Hang on. You don't have to answer that. That's a ████ question. I got a better question. A real question. >> Thanks, dude. >> Wow. >> You're at a party with Smack. You're at a party with Smack. >> That'd would be good. And she turns to you and she's like Oh my god, that's my ex. He used to be like that. >> What the >> [laughter] >> She doesn't say that, but she says it with her face. She's like, that's my ex and like, oh my ████ >> He was so big. >> Like, so she just has like a mini orgasm. >> That'd be highly inappropriate. >> moment with herself. But she doesn't mean to have it. She's sort of triggered by the sexual experience. [laughter] >> That'd be really unfortunate for me. >> Okay. >> I would feel very bad.
10:04 >> All right. That's fair. >> Body count. What at what point does it not matter? Or does it ever matter? >> I think it matters with who you are, too. I'm like I can I get it if like yeah. It's relative, yeah. >> Relative to your security. >> For for a super, you know, self-centered I mean I I understand myself Steve who's okay with millions of women. >> [laughter] >> Steve, I mean, you know, who on their side >> I'm cool if my chick was Wilt Chamberlain on the other side, brother. >> So the there's there's it doesn't infinite numbers. It doesn't num- the number doesn't matter at all. >> Infinite. I would literally cry every day. >> See, that's the thing is it's not like I found out the body I found out the body count in the beginning of the relationship. And we stayed together for like a year. And I tried I tried to act like it wasn't bugging me and I never I didn't have these episodes where we'd be fine and then one day I'm like, you know what, that really bugged me. I never brought it up like that. It was like
10:55 much later that I'm like, you know what? I just never stopped thinking about it. >> thing. >> Yeah, and I couldn't stop like I think that was just where I I knew like it's just not for me. >> a long time. >> Did you have a nightmare one night where she's like getting hit by dick all over? You're like, [laughter] 100, that's a lot. >> No, I would always think about like, damn, that's going to suck when we like run into that where she has to tell me like, oh, this guy that cuz we're we're we're in like relative industries. So I felt like it's only a matter of time, but thankfully it never happened. >> Did you ever try to like go like, you know what, if we just ████ ████ past that number, that number's nothing. If we ████ 300 times, that's already three times the amount of the guys she's ████ >> You know what? You I I went through every possible scenario in my head to try to cope. And at the end of the day, it just creeps up and it gets you. >> All right, partner that slept with 100 people but they're still tight and feel good.
11:46 >> It's not about that though. It's it's >> Or they slept with two people and like you're playing ████ operation. Like sometimes you don't even touch stuff. You're just going in there and you're like, is it there? >> No, the concept of like a body count >> Does a ████ move around that much? >> The concept of a body count bugging you is that you see this person a certain way and you put them on a pedestal and the body count drags them back down over and over and over. It's not it's not about how sexual it is or how like hot it is. It I had no problem with that. It's just that like I can't exalt you to the degree I want to because I feel like this is a like a a scar. >> That's really good. >> That's why you're my mirror. >> [laughter] >> No, that's why you have this ████ certificate from the city of Las Vegas. >> Stupid. >> You know what I'm saying? Hold it up proudly. >> It's one of those things where yeah, if I'm bigoted for that, then I'm like, yeah, I know my limit. I think my limit's pretty high though. For like >> Unlimited. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> He has zero limits.
12:36 >> He wins, dude. He's better than me. >> I want my chick to be a hole punch for everybody, brother. >> [laughter] >> But yeah, it did it matters. I didn't think it did, but it you know, it did to me. >> Was the Can you and you're being completely straight up like there was nothing else in the relationship and you're using this as the escape valve, you know what I'm saying? >> No, I think there was problems for sure, but that like was causing me to create problems as well. >> Word. >> You know what I mean? Like >> You start acting out. >> Right. Like I might just be angry and I might make a wrong choice or say something mean. And I'm like, oh, that's coming from a place of like you know, like um what do you call it? Like animosity. And it's like you hate yourself more because you're like, damn, like what what am I ████ doing? >> be with a chick who's been with like 50 dudes or a chick who had like sex with like one of your friends? >> But 100 times. >> Also a virgin? What a virgin? So a virgin that only ████ your friend
13:28 or a a girl that's had 50 dudes that none of them are friends. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I would have to uh dude, 50 is still a lot. >> [laughter] >> It's still kind of a lot. >> But if you don't know the guys, it's almost like they're invisible. >> That's what you would think. That's what you That's the same thing as I didn't know any of these 100 guys either. I thought because they're invisible it wouldn't matter. >> in Russia and you'll never see them ever. >> It It something matters. I don't know what it is. If it matters it it matters to a point. That's the thing. >> You just got to find your number. >> You know what's actually worse than a number? >> What? >> I would rather ████ a girl or be with a girl that had a thousand guys than a girl that had five, but she will not do the sexual ████ that she did to the five guys with you. >> [laughter] >> But she'll suck them off, ████ do all this ████ and then lick their balls and they're like >> And you're watching them every Wednesday. You have to go over to their apartment and you watch them in the corner in a little stool.
14:19 >> [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, no, you're adding >> Yeah, cuz it's like it's like why why she's restricting herself for you. She's like she's like >> Oh, by the way, uh >> I'm shy now. I masturbate with my mouth now. AND YOU'RE LIKE >> WHAT? >> She goes, "I used to love giving ████ but I quit." >> That's bad. [laughter] >> I used to love >> That's bad. >> My exes oh, I sucked them off every day. I would they would play video games and I would ████ suck suck suck suck suck. >> I think if that's what you're concerned about, a high body count wouldn't really matter then. >> No, I'd be so jealous. I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT? They get to ████ do that, but I don't ████ get to do [laughter] that and s███?" >> If it was one guy more, right? And this ████ is like, "I used to suck my ex off while he plays video games." I'm like, "But you don't do this for me?" ████ you, ████ ████ you, ████ >> [laughter] >> I would And then I would gladly go to the girl with a thousand guys that's like, "I'll do everything for you. I love you." And I'm all like, "Hell yeah,
15:10 dude. A thousand all day." >> Hell yeah. >> [laughter] >> Hell yeah. >> Hell yeah, dog. Hell yeah. >> Dap it up, brother. >> That's the way to go. >> Yeah. >> I think it really is that thing. >> guys? >> Well, it's your it's your relationship style. If you If you like to have a girl that you like to act like she's a cutesy little like innocent wholesome thing, you'll never have that. Like you won't ever be able to just be blind to >> None of that matters guys just put in the getting head while playing video games like the glorious thing ever. >> Yeah. And then they got it but you didn't? >> Yeah. And then every other guy, to you, this ████ is like on a pedestal, golden goddess. And to them she's Swiss ████ cheese, dude. >> That's the thing, yeah. That's the part. >> I lost this video. >> [laughter] >> Hey, somehow Anthony won it though. >> I think he might have won the video. >> [laughter] >> He did. >> I don't think he actually did win the
16:00 >> Anthony wins again.
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