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Is The Internet Freakout Over This Baby Shower Justified?

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0:00 So, she's gonna have a baby shower and dude's just peeing all over her >> and her still >> and her. >> Oh, really? >> That's what she said. She's gonna get still >> and then they're gonna do baby shower games. >> Did you guys hear about this little stunt? >> Did I hear right that you have a stunt planned for June? >> Yes, I have a baby shower on Saturday. >> Next Saturday. And I'm inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower. >> It's just fun. It's a twist on the baby shower. I'll be having sex with the people as well as and it's going to be like a mixture of wholesome baby shower games like the traditional trying different baby [clears throat] food along with all the fluids added in there. >> Now I'm uncomfortable. This is your

0:51 baby. This is your child. >> Yeah. >> Again, my body. This is what I'm choosing. Do you not see that in any way as a denigration of your baby? >> No. Like it is difficult because I don't want to sexualize the baby. >> So what do you guys think of this? >> She's pregnant and she's going to get ████ by the public >> and Peton. >> That's the one that did like a thousand guys or something. What's her name? >> Bonnie Blue. >> Yeah. >> And she also um she so she did like a bunch of dudes like Joe's talking about and she she's just like one of you is going to get me pregnant and we'll figure out who. It was a stunt even getting pregnant. >> Wow. >> So, she actually got pregnant. >> She did. So, like she's just doing stunts. >> That ████ is crazy. >> She's ████ nuts, dude. She is ████ nuts. >> Yeah, but this has people going, "What

1:42 the f███?" >> The Mr. Beast of porn. >> Oh, yeah. >> Today, we're going to do A CHALLENGE. A THOUSAND MEN. >> I feel like all the chicks that are like, "My body, my choice, like this is not what we mean." >> Right. Exactly. cuz she's taking it to the ████ extreme. >> What if that's her plan? >> I Yeah, taking it extreme is her plan to get shock, conversation, views, all that. >> More views, more views, more views. Okay, so now on the one hand though, does this baby No, no. This baby being born under all the circumstances, like are you still meant to be like grateful for your life? you know, >> like you like you're a formed baby, you come out, you're like, "Okay, so I don't know who my dad is cuz my mom ████ a thousand people literally." And then >> it was like publicly basically televising golden showered and then got

2:32 like semen was hitting me while I was also being Yeah. I was getting punished by penis inside by like another 200 dudes. >> Yeah. Randos >> ████ [laughter] sucks. And then is the baby supposed to go like >> now I'm going to be a surgeon [laughter] >> like regardless of all that like I'm still thankful for my life like is that >> like what's the what's the line that the that kid gets to say in the future where everybody's like oh dude like yeah I feel for you. >> I I think he's I don't I think he's not going to have a lot of friends buddy >> cuz I actually feel for him the other way where he's like hey you guys know about how I my origin story. This is why I'm off myself. I'm like I totally get it, dude. >> Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Like that's that that's the worst. >> It's okay for her to like give the kid

3:23 away at that point. You know what I mean? Like once the kid >> anonymously so no one knows they have an attachment >> for that kid's sake. >> We know she's not going to do that cuz that's not a stunt. >> Yeah. There's no views from that. What I'm saying is we have to >> she's going to like probably cuck the kid and just have a kid in the corner and do like the craziest orgy ever done or some ████ >> So she's going to have a baby shower and dude's just peeing all over her >> and ████ her still >> and coming on her. >> Oh, really? >> That's what she said. She's going to get still >> and then they're going to do baby shower games, you know, like the gender stuff and reveal. Yeah. It's like >> what the ████ kind of crazy ████ Okay, look, to be fair, it's not hurting anybody yet, >> dude. If you But it's like you were saying, right? Like, if I knew my mom

4:13 got hella peed on, and [laughter] it's I don't know how to get [clears throat] out over that. >> But you know what's more ████ up, though? This doesn't make it any better. But at least she's getting paid for it. There's so many ████ like in the world where like you just ████ have a ████ mom cuz she can't pay the bills, whatever. Like, >> don't know who the dad is anyways. Yeah. Like Eminem's mom like the other day, you're like, "Yeah, she just wants to ████ a guy in a trailer, so she kicks out her own son." >> Yeah, but >> at least he's at least he's going to be born to a rich situation. >> Yeah, but being famous for it would ████ be the worst. >> That's what I'm saying. >> So he's whatever this kid is, boy or girl, they got to fully change their name and like disassociate and have different parents, right? Like that would be the only way. >> Change your name from blue to red. Is there an angle that's like maybe we could try to stretch our brains to see where it's like there's a genius behind

5:03 what she's doing? >> I got I got one for you. >> What if like so we all grew up with Jenna Jameson. She was like the porn star. >> She's the best. >> The best. >> I don't think anyone her kid's age knows who the hell Jenna Jameson is. So maybe that's that's the hope, right? Is like cuz she kind of >> Oh, they'll phase out of it. >> Yeah. Like, you know, you you have to kind of really know who who that she's Jenna Jameson. >> Okay. Well, like then not to be just an absolute perve though, I I would still say that all the guys you say Jenna Jameson, everybody from that area is like goated best. There's some some version of integrity to that ████ right? If you know who Jenna Jameson is. >> No, wait, this sounds familiar. >> If I see a picture, I probably will. >> But but this is my thing, too, is like um it depends on your circle, right? So like if she if the kid's born and all of her friends are porn stars, all of her

5:54 circle, her community is like this world. Like we're only thinking about it of like growing up in public school with a regular in a regular community. You don't want to be the weird kid. But if all of their whole community is just a bunch of ████ porn stars, everybody is the same. >> Yeah. But somebody could be a porn star and still not be like publicly like that porn star. >> Yeah. Just be like normal, right? Oh, you mean like at least my mom didn't get pissed on? Well, my mom didn't get ████ on, so that's the kind of ████ they're going to have >> like like >> in their circle of friends. >> So, you think there's a school just for uh porn stars? Like kids? >> No, I'm just saying like >> that's ████ up. >> Like who who's who's at threat at getting like if Okay, so for example, right, like um all of our kids are this is our community. This is our bubble, right? Like they're going to be around creatives and ████ and then like similar. So, like the ostracization and

6:46 then like the ████ that we're gonna Oh my god, Jenna Jameson. The ████ that >> we're worried for his son, her son or kid. We're worried for them, but they're not even going to be in that world to be exposed to people bullying them and making fun of them. That's what I'm saying. >> I think I think for a limited time until they jump on social media or the internet, then you're subject to everybody. >> But there's worse things in life than getting ████ made fun of. Oh yeah. >> Like being born to a crackhead, you know what I mean? So like So like I'm not I'm not saying like, "Oh yeah, this is better." Yeah. Like at least she's getting ████ paid for it. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's physical threats. I mean, he's going to have food all the time, probably live in a dope house and all that. For sure. >> That's true. >> But then there's the psych psychological component where it's like I guess the conundrum is like, do you want rich

7:36 parents that hate you or then poor parents that really love you, right? And that's kind of like >> Yeah. But then I'm saying that there's also poor people, poor parents that also hate you. So I'm like >> like it doesn't make the situation better, right? And this shouldn't happen in society. I'm just saying like traditionally people that get into hooking and like sex work and like all these other things like it doesn't actually turn out good at all. At least there's a little bit of a chance cuz now hopefully she did things right with her money. You make it sound like I mean right now you sound defensive like your mom was a hoe. [laughter] >> What if she was man? She owned a brothel man. [laughter] >> Yeah. She got paid, man. >> Yeah. >> Cuz I think to me it's like it's it's kind of like I think the obvious is duh this is immoral and stupid and it sucks.

8:28 But that's a boring conversation cuz we're just saying like oh yeah duh that's the obvious, right? But then what's the other layer to it? The the other layer that's interesting to me is like how different this is that is unique to our situation where sex workers actually can be celebrities now and have millionaire money without a pimp without a whole ████ industry that's like taking a cut cuz this era porn star they didn't make ████ >> They made like $20 and it's like >> they made men's dreams come true. >> You should have made a billion dollars. >> That's true. Hey, at least that's a better avenue these days. You're saying, you know, for these guys. Like, it's it's it's cool. >> Oh, yeah. She would she would have been a billionaire. >> She should have been in a Michael Bay movie >> if she was on the in the Only Fans era. Are you kidding me? >> Oh, dude. She would have crushed it.

9:18 >> Is she still doing it? >> Like, >> oh, she's so old now. She's probably like 50 or something. >> But I think she got into producing. So, she's the one one of the ones that made it out by like also like producing porn and like being behind the scenes and like she wasn't just like >> she sold books and stuff, too. Yeah, >> she also went mainstream. So, she got with Tito Ortiz, who was like a bigname UFC fighter back then. So, it was like like she like >> like got out of the porn world into became like becoming like a household name. >> Oh, sick. Good on her. >> She did it. But usually it don't turn out that way for girls like that. >> And that's why there's only like one of her compared to all the other ones. >> Yeah, she was the one of our era. But then what's funny to me though is like they'll take these examples of like Bonnie Blue and they're like you're going to have all these girls now look up to you and then like copy you and I'm like no dude most people are sensible

10:08 with like parents that love them. They don't ████ want to do that ████ >> But >> the wrong the wrong people will. >> Exactly. But they're going to do it anyway. And then I'm like, well, at least this is a smarter way than someone that like we're not even looking at, we're not even comparing like someone who has a chance to go to college and do it the right way. I'm just comparing hoes to hoes. >> I'm comparing crackheads to crackheads. >> You think like other hoes like other little ████ out there look at her and they're just like this is like show Otani like this is the greatest of all time. >> Yeah. She's the Michael Jordan of >> like you think they got like goat conversations and ████ >> I think so. Yeah. I think every industry they got there. They got that. They got the Dennis Robin. Oh, this motherfucker's the crazy of the NBA. And then there's also, oh, that's the Jordan of the NBA. >> Mhm. >> Who's in the GOAT conversation for porn stars? >> I think Kazumi's one these days.

10:58 >> Jesus. No, I don't. No one talks about her. >> No, no, no. Like like business strategy, being a goat in the industry. >> Oh, like like mogul. Like a mogul. >> Yeah. Probably Kazumi. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. She's a trends setter. She's >> Okay. Well, in the NBA, they'll be like Shaq then. >> Yeah. Like he owns ████ 100 fat burgers or whatever. >> Yeah. But but he his career survived. >> I'm talking about who's in the goat conversation. Who's in the Jordan, the Kobe, the LeBron argument? Like of the porn world. >> The mogul of the porn world. >> The goats. There's only one. >> Oh. Oh. Like Jenna Jameson. >> That era. Yeah. >> Sarah J. >> Yeah. >> I don't know Sarah J. >> Serge. >> I don't know Sarah. Wait. Oh, I know Sarah J. Yo, >> I understand if Jenna James is in the conversation. I don't know who else is in the conversation which is very it's very important that I know this by the

11:49 way. >> I don't even know to be honest. I thought it was just >> It's very important that I have my Mount Rushmore of porn stars and I want to be on the same page with my boys. You know, >> you know, you know, you know guys that are like jack off artists like when they see you calling out, hey, isn't that so and so? And then they'll be like, you know, ball. >> Oh, yeah. No, remember remember during during the college football um playoffs, it was it was Miami uh against Indiana Hooers and they kept cutting to a Bella Danger in the stands. >> Bella Danger. Wow. >> And all of Twitter was going nuts being like who is this girl and all this ████ you know, the bits and and like it's like only ball knowers know. [laughter] >> It was great. So, if you know your roster of porn stars, you know, ball, you you have the greatest players of all time. I've seen those dudes on TikTok where it's like the picture shows up,

12:39 but they're being like trivia tested and they're like they're like, "Oh, they're just naming everybody and then when they get stumped for like half a second, they're like >> spit out the names." Oh, Sakira. Yeah, >> dude. Have you seen the ones where he he keeps on he just keeps rifling them off? >> That's what I'm saying. They they hella know like 30 porn stars. >> He knows like 70 at a time. Yeah, >> it's like 30 porn stars in 30 seconds. >> That's just crazy. You know 30 by name >> and then he gets mad at himself if he doesn't know one.

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